[Comprehensive British and American] Bats never lose their horses

"I''mBatman."

After saying this, probably because he also felt a little embarrassed, Bruce immediately removed the microphone and coughed to cover up.

He resumed his original voice, and raised a standard Bruce Baby charming smile to the audience: "Forget it, I—"

But before he could finish his sentence, he was drowned out by the screams that almost collapsed the dome.

"I'm dying!!!"

"I love you, Batman!"

"Master, face me head on, oh oh oh!"

"Super bat isreallllll—"

Seems like something weird got in.

Bruce's smile froze on his face, facing the audience's undisguised love and fanatical pursuit, he just felt uncomfortable all over his body.Batman isn't good at this, he'd rather go to Arkham and fight the Joker for [-] rounds—

"Relax, Bruce." Clark's voice sounded beside him with a smile.

In order to calm Bruce's emotions, he put a hand on the man's shoulder, and this action even triggered a frantic shout from the cp party on the scene.Bruce flew over with a sharp eye: "Did you do it on purpose?"

"That depends on what you think." Clark replied innocently, "I'm just showing the way we usually get along."

Bruce gritted his teeth secretly, yes, it's normal, but it's not normal anywhere at this time and place!

"Mr. Bo...Mr. Wayne, and Mr. Kent," the host seemed to have finally come to his senses at this moment, and boldly said, "Can you tell us about the daily life of the two of you? I believe that those present The audience must be curious."

Clark took the microphone: "Uh, what exactly do you want to know?"

"In terms of your usual work at the Daily Planet, and what Mr. Wayne would do during the day in Gotham," the host added a little humor, "between here and underage teenagers, talking about Batman's rich Live at night."

"Actually, it's almost the same as in the comics, and the movie slightly exaggerates some contradictions and conflicts," Clark said with a smile.

After a pause, he continued: "But I have to admit, when I first met Bruce, he was really fierce, a hundred times scarier than in the movies."

Bruce rolled his eyes, and interjected: "Come on. It seems that the psychological shadow I left on you was not deep enough, after all, you can still speak bad things in front of me."

The host smiled and asked: "I can imagine. Where was the first time you met?"

"Gotham." "Daily Planet."

Clark and Bruce almost blurted out, but gave two completely different answers.

"Hey," the host said in surprise, "Why is it different?"

"You forgot, I went to visit with Luther before," Bruce reminded him, "Passing by the Daily Planet building, I even had a chat with Louise."

Clark suddenly realized: "I was entangled by Luther at the time, and I didn't notice you!" He said happily, "Luther has always wanted to buy our newspaper. Fortunately, the boss of Planet Daily is now you."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly found that the scene fell into a dead silence.

"……What's wrong?"

What's wrong!Even the host couldn't help but look sideways at him. Do you know how explosive news you accidentally revealed just now?

"Batman, did you really buy the Daily Planet for Superman?" a fan yelled from the audience. "So did you trade that too? I mean the famous kryptonite ring in the comics, Superman and Bat A symbol of friendship—"

"Friendship?" Clark raised his eyebrows and repeated.

Under the "friendly" eyes of Bruce who was about to kill someone, the little reporter quickly looked down at his hand, focusing on the position of the ring finger—then he raised his head and smiled slightly at the fans whose cheeks were flushed with excitement: "Yes, I did give Bruce the kryptonite ring, but he’s been carrying it with him pretty much every day since, and it kind of bothers me to be honest.”

But judging by his expression, it was obvious that he didn't think so at all.

The words "to be honest, this makes me a little distressed" uttered by Superpopulation swept the Internet all over the world in just half a day.Netizens who eat melons have also derived various scenes of dog abuse and showing off their wealth, such as this one:

"My boyfriend proposed to me today, but man, he gave me a diamond ring that was too big for me to take out! It's kind of bugging me to be honest."

Another example is this:

"My dad gave me a Lamborghini for my bar mitzvah, but it was in such an ugly color that it bothered me a bit to be honest."

In this regard, netizens said one after another: They have had enough of showing affection.

"I double-checked the screen recording just now. When I said this, the smile on Da Chao's face was really, a little too bright."

"In stark contrast is the master's black face hhhh"

"Batman: I'm going to punch this damn talkative Kryptonian out of the atmosphere!"

"A master on the Internet did a slow playback. At [-] minutes and [-] seconds, Superman looked down at his left ring finger - because it was too fast, there were only two frames, but friends, this is enough! Sajia is complete! "

"Male left and female right, so Batman and Superman's attack on the bed is already very clear!"

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"I can watch this screen recording for the rest of my life, and after that, the master black-facedly refused the host to let Superman carry him and fly for a while, but Da Ben immediately jumped into Henry's arms happily and walked around the field with a red cape on. It was the princess hugging quack quack... The master's expression at that time was simply too wonderful!"

"Is that why you will be so ruthless when you practice against them later? The big bat really holds a grudge."

"As soon as I close my eyes now, my mind is full of Baby Bruce's smile with one point of disdain, three points of charm and six points of confidence--'I stand still, let you have another hand, come and try ?'"

"Master took off his suit jacket and threw it on the ground, I licked it! prprprprpr!"

"Big Ben can't do it, hhhh, have you eaten too many hamburgers recently, why did you get KO'd with one move?"

"The others didn't last long. Come on, that's Batman! Even if he has a handsome appearance that can make his debut in situ, the best fighter in the world will have to kneel under his hands."

"From the back, Dachao always had a helpless expression of 'my dear, forget it', very much like a little daughter-in-law whose husband fights and persuades the fight hahaha."

"In the end, each leading actor, including the host, got a Batarang engraved by Superman with his heat vision! Huh, huh, I treated it like a big lemon."

"Me too... This is the most genuine bat dart in the world! Master Dachao has touched it with his own hands, and it's still opened!"

"There are rich people on the Internet who offer 50 US dollars to buy it, but I guess the actor will not sell it even if he is killed."

"Who will sell it? This is a family heirloom! If I want to, I will sleep on it every day. Rounding it up, it is equivalent to sharing the same bed with the master."

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"I can't get bat darts anyway, so I don't care. But I'm particularly curious about what the master secretly communicated with the producer and director. Can we wait for a Zhenglian 2 that restores the real world?"

"To be honest, the possibility is a bit small... Warner's high-level executives have to get out of the personnel. I will say it first. But knowing that the heroes really exist in another world and lived a good life, I am satisfied."

"Yes, after seeing them with my own eyes, I realized what a real hero is. A tough spirit and a hardened body/body are indispensable. I just saw a sentence in the comments that was too good : Superman is the son of tomorrow who shines in the sky of the metropolis and symbolizes the sun, while Batman is the miracle that Gotham sank in the dark sludge for hundreds of years before it was born."

"Thousands of words can be combined into one sentence: the best partner in the world, yyds!!!"

At this time, Bruce and Clark had already left the venue and came outside the venue agreed with Hal and the others.

"It's terrible," Clark said, thinking of the tens of thousands of people besieging them just now, and he still had lingering fears. If he hadn't been able to fly, they would have been stuck there for a day and a night. "Why are there so many people suddenly?"

"Live, what do you think?" Bruce snorted, "That's why I don't want you on stage, Kryptonian who doesn't do things without thinking."

"But it's fun, isn't it?"

Seeing that Bruce just had a cold face but didn't refute, Clark showed a big smile, stretched out his hand and hugged the upright black-haired Omega in his arms, and rubbed his fluffy head on the side of his neck .

Batman never wears perfume, but Clark took a deep breath nostalgicly: "I'm really glad you came out with me today, B."

Bruce froze for a second, and then began to push him: "Don't you think you don't pay enough attention? It's broad daylight, and it's still in public!"

Clark listened, and the super brain automatically converted these words into "as long as he is not recognized, he can hug Bruce without any scruples."

That's not easy!

He thought for a while, then used his super speed, and bought a pair of masks from the side of the comic exhibition venue. The stall owner just had a flash of God, and there were two missing masks in front of him, and two more in the money box. Franklin.

stall owner: ? ? ?

"Why Iron Man?" Bruce looked at the mask in his hand with disgust, he didn't want to wear Tony's mask, "Is there nothing else?"

Clark held a mask of the US team in his hand, and asked kindly: "Then I will change it with you?"

"……never mind."

Although he was disgusted, Bruce still put on a mask in order to prevent his identity from being exposed like just now.

Clark also put on the US team's. Now, the original world's best DC partner suddenly became a popular Marvel cp. Clark also smiled and accepted the rainbow flag handed by the passerby, and he was aboveboard in the crowd He took Bruce's hand tightly.

Bruce stiffened slightly, but didn't break free.

Now no one is really shouting super bat isreal at them.

"Long live the Iron Shield!"

The girls passing by stared at the two of them with bright eyes. Even if they couldn't see their faces, their figure alone was amazing enough!

Bruce: "..."

The corners of the mouth under the mask twitched uncontrollably.

The two walked into the venue side by side, and met at least six or seven Batman and Superman along the way, as well as Wonder Woman, The Flash, Aquaman and some Marvel heroes.From this, all kinds of wonderful combinations are formed: Batman vs. Superman is not new, and Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is barely acceptable...

But Bruce really can't understand why there is Batman vs. SpongeBob SquarePants, and Batman vs. My Little Pony.

Batman is really busy and doesn't have time to fight all the crap in the world.

Really.

The author has something to say: I recommend my friend Daymian Mengjun's pre-acquisition "Hundred Postures of Death Escape", the copy is as follows:

In order to cure his sister, Lin Xiaodong resolutely sold himself to the system.

He played a variety of roles in different worlds, created a perfect character at a level comparable to that of a movie star, and then retired after being successful, silently fleeing to death.

It's just that the scripts I get every time are always not quite right...

In the first world, he was a liar.

Born bohemian and loves freedom, he can only speak one truth a day.

As a result, he angered the boss and became a canary in a cage.

Lin Xiaodong was furious.

Before he died, he decided to pose a difficult problem for the boss, and let this guy guess for the rest of his life.

In the second world, he is a fool.

Living on a garbage star that no one cares about, it is smelly and dirty.

In the end, he was targeted by the big boss he "kindly" picked up and threw him on the bed for nothing.

Lin Xiaodong got used to it, but he was still very angry.

Fuck idiots are breaking the law!

…………

In the nth world, he is a lunatic.

Dressed in red, with unrivaled magic skills, she ran to the Righteous Path alone, and wanted to fight against the No. [-] sword in the world.

Everyone thought he was courting death.

Lin Xiaodong has been waiting in this world for a long time.

But this time the boss didn't come to him.

That day, Gu Zongshi, who was in seclusion, slowly opened his eyes.

In the field of vision, the beautiful woman in red was leaning against the Buddha statue, carelessly wiping the blood-stained long sword with a handkerchief.

Seeing that Gu Xi woke up, he raised the tip of his sword, pointed at the man's throat with a cold light, and asked with a smile:

"Listen to them, you practice the ruthless way?"

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