[Comprehensive British and American] Bats never lose their horses

Thank you internet age.

In just half an hour, images of the watchtower hovering over New York City blew up social media around the world.

Although the U.S. government immediately sent police to block several nearby streets, countless crazy Internet celebrities and DC fans flocked from all corners of the city.While the police were devastated, they also knew that the current situation was far from the worst,

All the flights from all over the world to New York were sold out more than ten minutes ago, and some scalpers even began to resell them at a high price of tens of thousands of dollars.Not long ago, the epic blockbuster "Justice League (2017)" that was scolded by fans around the world, also took advantage of this trend, and the number of views of the trailer alone nearly tripled.

And under the gaze of hundreds of millions of people, the heroes in the watchtower are sitting in the meeting room, solemnly watching a movie.

"I like him," Hal couldn't help saying, seeing Henry Cavill's sharp canine teeth when he smiled on the screen, "to be honest, they're pretty good at picking people, although you are more handsome in person Son. Ever considered making a promotional film for the league?"

"No, thanks." Clark replied dryly.

The Kryptonian is obviously restless now, and from time to time glances at the expressions of the people around him from the corner of his eye.Even though they're already watching the movie at double speed to save time, seriously, if Bruce wasn't sitting right next to him, he'd want to skip "Self M" and Louise's part in the movie at [-]x speed. A love scene.

...this is really embarrassing.

But Bruce didn't notice the complex psychological activities in Clark's heart. He just skimmed through the movie for 10 minutes, and then immediately put his energy into collecting information about this world-obviously, due to the error of the time-traveling instrument, they Inadvertently broke into a higher-dimensional world.

This is a world without superheroes and without superpowers.

At the other end of the conference room, the Avengers who gathered automatically were watching a series of movies produced by Marvel. Tony stared at the "Iron Man series opened the Marvel universe" written on the webpage, and blew aloud proudly Whistle: "It seems that Ironman is omnipotent no matter which world he is in."

It's just that he is very concerned about the fact that M is so popular in the comics, especially when Tony finds out that Batman is a well-deserved first brother of DC no matter in the comics, peripherals or movie version, the mustache Fu Hao's expression became even more aggrieved.

Peter seemed very flattered: "Is my popularity so high? So many people like me!?"

As a good neighbor in New York who always makes embarrassing appearances on Twitter, Little Spider has never imagined that in a certain world, he can be alone, and his popularity far exceeds that of his revered Mr. Stark—— — This is incredible!

Peter was so excited that he couldn't even speak clearly.

But after seeing the introduction of Zi M's personal series of movies, the too tragic plot immediately made Little Spider wither on the spot: "Oh, fortunately, I still have Mr. Stark."

Time is limited, they have just finished watching the first part of Avengers, and Steve's face is still red because Tony maliciously found a bunch of online comments about "American team dick photos".

"Tony!" Steve protested loudly, "I didn't send that photo!"

"Don't be nervous, captain," Thor patted him on the shoulder, racking his brains to come up with a comforting sentence, "I believe your dick must be bigger than his."

Steve: "..."

Tony burst out laughing on the spot.

Oliver, who went out to investigate the situation, returned to the conference room, glanced worriedly at Roy, who was reading the original manga with Jason, and walked to Bruce to report: "Five fighter planes are coming outside, the American government here Asked to speak to us, they've been acting friendly so far."

"Public opinion is in our favor," Bruce accurately analyzed the current attitude of the White House based on the information obtained in a short period of time, "Superheroes have a natural advantage in popular support in this world, and more than half of Americans are watching Superman and Batman cartoons grew up, and because of the publicity when the movie was released, basically the whole world knew us."

He stood up and exchanged glances with Tony not far away.

"You represent the Avengers and I represent the Justice League," he said succinctly. "Any questions?"

"Why didn't the captain and Superman come forward?" Barry asked curiously.

"This world has no superpowers, no super soldier serum, and no aliens," Bruce explained lightly, "so it's best for me and Tony to come forward. And Peter is too young. In terms of popularity, Iron Man and Batman is easier to get people to love."

Tony snapped his fingers, and the armor was quickly put away. Now he and Bruce are dressed exactly the same—expensive hand-made custom suits, slim suit pants, and a pair of black and shiny shoes, which look like they are going to attend an event. Like a wedding.

"Let's go," he said easily, "I think the Mr. President here can't wait to talk to us."

White House.

"Mr. President, are you sure you want to do this?"

In the strong wind on the tarmac, the secretary raised his voice and confirmed to the president who was about to take the helicopter for the last time.

"Shut up, I'm sure!"

"Okay," the secretary turned around resignedly, and for a moment, he would rather hope that the object of his service is Lex Luthor. After all, a crazy president who keeps saying "Make America Great Again" is sometimes better than a crazy president who thinks about it every day. Looking at the genius bald villain who is destroying the world, "I will notify the spokesperson."

Ten minutes later, a piece of explosive news spread all over the world——

The President of the United States will meet with the Justice League, and it will be broadcast live worldwide!

"Interesting, it seems that the politicians in this world are more interesting than we imagined," Tony stood on the tarmac of the watchtower, flipping through the online comments with relish, "But this president seems to be a fan of Batman too. , do you think he will ask you for your autograph?"

Bruce glared at him calmly.

"Politicians will always be politicians, don't treat them like ordinary people, even if they have the same hobbies as ordinary people." He said coldly, "Don't tell me you don't understand this."

"Of course I understand, but I still have a question: why do you keep talking to me like Batman?" Tony was a little upset.

He has always been a self-assertive guy, seeing that Bruce ignored himself, he simply put half of his body on the other's shoulder.The black-haired Omega frowned patiently, but seeing the fighter planes and drones circling in the distance, he reluctantly tolerated his action.

Tony triumphantly blew a kiss to the drone and blinked deliberately.

At first glance, this drone looks like a civilian version. It was a courageous Internet celebrity who broke through layers of obstacles and finally let it fly here.When the live broadcast camera captured the two handsome men in suits and leather shoes standing high in the sky, his live broadcast room was almost paralyzed instantly, and it took several seconds to barely recover.

The barrage is frantically swiping the screen at a speed of hundreds of messages per second:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh who is that! Tell me who is that!"

"A reactor in my chest! I can't breathe! Are there any Avengers?"

"I love you Tony Stark, I want to marry you!!!"

"What about the one next to him, shouldn't it be the captain? Captain America doesn't have this style."

"It looks a bit older than the little spider. It's so handsome, it's my heavenly dish!"

"There are only three known playboys in Superhero: Iron Man, Batman, and Green Arrow. Pick one."

"Happiness is about to pass out, I bet my entire fortune that it must be Baby Bruce!!!"

"My lord! My lord pleases me! A 20-year Batman fan came here uninvited, I'm going crazy woo woo woo..."

Clark, who was standing in front of the porthole, stared at the dense confession barrage in the live broadcast room, and silently soured into a large lemon.

Barry next to him was amazed: "I've never seen such a situation before."

"He deserves it." Clark said seriously.

"Of course. What I mean is," Barry paused, and added, "I'm a little uncomfortable." Even in their world, the number of Batman fans on the BVS forum is quite considerable.But at the same time, the controversy accompanying Batman has never stopped, especially the mainstream media, which has always been critical of the vigilante, and many radicals insist that they should arrest Batman and the Joker together Into Arkham.

Therefore, every time the person who speaks publicly on behalf of the alliance is Superman, not Batman.

"Mr. President, the equipment is ready. Do you want to start the global live broadcast?"

"Yes!"

On the tarmac of the watchtower, a helicopter landed slowly.Bruce raised a warm yet measured smile, and reached out to the blond Mr. President who was blown into a chicken nest by the wind: "Hello, Mr. President, we are the Justice League."

"The Avenger." Tony shook hands with him too.

The president's face flushed with excitement: "Let me guess, this should be Mr. Iron Man Stark?" After receiving an affirmative answer, he turned to Bruce again, took a deep breath, and looked expectantly, "Bruce Wayne, Batman?"

"I would rather you call me Bruce." Bruce smiled, acquiescing to the fact that M is Batman.

According to statistics, in just one minute when the two shook hands with the president and announced their home, the number of people around the world who fainted on the spot due to over-excitement in the middle of the live broadcast even broke Michael Jackson's concert record.

"We prepared a banquet," the president stared intently at Bruce, and now people all over the world knew that he was a Batman fan. "It just so happens that many people want to know you."

"It's an honor, Mr. President."

After confirming the government's intention, Bruce smiled slightly and looked sideways to the rear.

The entrance to the watchtower slowly opened.

The members of the Alliance headed by Superman and the Avengers headed by Captain America walked out of the gate side by side.

Although I have already prepared myself, seeing Superman's bright red cape bathed in the sun, Son of the Sun's handsome and gentle face carved like a god, and his incomparable golden ratio figure still make everyone gasp Take a breath.

For a world where superpowers have never existed, Kal-El's existence is simply too much.

"Kryptonian," Tony snorted, but only Bruce heard.

"Nice to meet you, Mr. President." Clark stepped forward and shook hands with the President. He smiled, "We won't stay for too long. After all, this is not our world. Except for necessary rescue, we will always Remain neutral and do not participate in the actions of any country or force."

Looking at his face, the president seemed to stammer: "No, it's okay, I believe most people want you to stay longer. Have you seen the movie "Superman Returns"?"

His thinking was so jumpy that the smile on Clark's face froze for a moment.But he quickly reacted, shook his head and said softly: "Not yet. But if there is a chance, I think it should be."

The president smiled, and shook his hand vigorously.

"Actually, my favorite is "Batman: The Dark Knight," he laughed. "When they were making this movie, I even lent my M building to the crew."

Tony secretly said to Bruce: "This president seems to be the same kind of person as Luther, but he doesn't have Luther's high IQ, and he is a little crazy."

Bruce doesn't say anything, but he agrees with Tony.

In the next half month, the Justice League and the Avengers opened official accounts on Twitter at the same time. Although DC and Marvel expressed objections on copyright issues, they were quickly revoked under the protests of fans. From M's statement.

In addition, Bruce also registered a self-M account for each superhero. There are tens of thousands of letters, and the official public mailboxes are already full.

By the way, most of the heroes have chosen selfies as their avatars.

Only Bruce, he's a classic Batman logo photo.

Fans are not surprised by this-after all, the master is a person who insists on saying "I'mBatman" under the lasso of mantra.

"I love this world," Tony said lazily. He is currently working on developing a new generation of Mark armor from M based on comics, but he still spends half an hour every day on his account to reply to fans' enthusiastic messages. the one for us."

No bad reviews, no doubts, no conspiracy theories.Although there are no heroes in this world, the stories of heroes have been created. People know everything about them, so they will give themselves love and sincerity without reservation.

He was a well-known Iron Man in the original world, so he can adapt well when he comes here.

But for those heroes with secret identities, it's not the same.

"It feels so weird," Clarke said to Bruce with a wry smile, "since the last time I appeared in public in black-rimmed glasses and casual clothes, journalists all over New York, no, all of Latin America, started imitating this. "

"Small-town boy taste is finally taking the world by storm," Diana quipped. "Isn't that a good thing?"

"Better than being dragged by the President to watch a 1966 Batman movie all night," Bruce said sullenly.

When it comes to the funny Batman dancing disco in public, the facial features of all the people present were distorted and drifted to varying degrees.

"It's not without benefits," Clark tried to suppress a smile, "Didn't Jason keep fighting with you after reading the comics? At least now he's finally willing to talk to you."

Bruce shot him a stern look.

In fact, the four little birds, headed by Jason, laughed so arrogantly that night that they nearly knocked down the roof of the White House.

"This world is really peaceful," Barry sighed while lying on the table. "There are no super villains, and there are no aliens who want to destroy the world at every turn. But I still feel a little homesick."

The house fell silent.

No matter how good the world is, it is not their home after all.

"The instrument still needs time to be repaired." Bruce took the lead to break the silence. There is no exact return time yet. He understands that many people are actually a little uneasy, but as an alliance consultant, we must avoid this situation from affecting everyone's emotions. " Treat it as a rare holiday and enjoy it.”

There was a smile on his face: "Without causing any damage, you can use your own abilities in front of the public at will, and you don't have to worry about revealing your identity. This kind of opportunity doesn't come every time."

It seems that the more courageous ones, such as the ones from the Bat family, have already gone to the DC studio where filming is starting to make guest appearances.

It is said that Jason single-handedly broke into the internal meeting of Warner's high-level executives, threatening them to give him and Drake more roles in the production of the next Batman series, and less fucking intervening in the director's filming process, otherwise they will let them Experience the terror of the Red Hood for yourself.

After Jason left, those high-level Japanese officials who were scared to pee immediately called the police.But number one the cops here can't catch Jason at all, and number two 90.00% of the people at [-] on the network think Jason Todd did a damn good job.

Dick even went out of his way to take to Twitter to like a photo of Jason and his blatant "F**kBatman" background.

Hearing Batman let go, the heroes present were a little ready to move.

Peter was the first to raise his hand: "Can I take off my headgear and take a photo with New Yorkers?"

Tony: "Yeah, but I think they like it better the way you wear it."

Peter was speechless.Hal immediately raised his hand: "I want to go to the weekend Comic Con with Barry, and I cosplay Green Lantern."

Everyone: You still use cosplay! ?

"Actually, I've wanted to do something for a long time." Clark took a deep breath.

After hearing that Warner had to release the lead version of Justice League in advance due to pressure, the Kryptonians had been acting a little uneasy. Bruce frowned, and after watching Clark hesitate for a moment, he finally mustered up the courage to raise his head. The face looks sincerely at M:

"Bruce, would you like to take me to a movie in the Batmobile?"

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Gotham doesn't want to talk 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 1 little Arkham patient;

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