[Comprehensive British and American] Bats never lose their horses

"big trouble?"

Clark froze for a moment, and immediately thought of a major event similar to the previous Doomsday attack on the earth.

The little reporter instantly forgot the previous quarrel between the two, showed a very serious expression, and said seriously: "Bruce, what happened?"

But he was also a little puzzled: If it was really an urgent matter, shouldn't B use Zhenglian's emergency communicator to contact everyone for a battle meeting immediately?Why do you still have time to come to the Daily Planet in person?

"You have to help me, Clark."

While he was meditating, the man in front of him continued to speak in a dignified tone.

This time Clark was really taken aback—whether it was Bruce or Batman, when did the alliance consultant who was used to dealing with problems alone express his willingness to ask Superman?

But he noticed that Bruce was using the title "Clark", which meant that the person he was looking for was a small reporter from the Metropolis.Clark stammered and replied: "Relax, don't worry Bruce, I will definitely help you, but you have to tell me what happened first."

Just as he waited with bated breath for a shocking news, Baby Gotham said sadly:

"Alfred left me alone and went on vacation by himself."

Clark: "..."

Clark: "...wait a minute, is this the 'big trouble' you're talking to me about?"

In a way, the black-haired Omega, who can be regarded as very pampered, widened his eyes and said sadly: "Isn't this distressing enough? I obviously didn't do anything! Jason is still wandering in Gotham, investigating Lex The progress of the conspiracy between the group and Hydra has been delayed, but Alfred cruelly abandoned me at this time!"

"..." Clark had to point out one thing, "Well, I don't think it's 'abandoned' to give the housekeeper a proper vacation to go for a walk."

"There's no point in discussing this now," Bruce said sullenly.

He seemed a little anxious, with his arms folded, and his legs were shaking uncommonly: "In short, Alfred is gone, Jason and Dick are now studying in Teen Titans, and I am the only one left in the manor Alone. I can't use the oven, I can't adjust the heat, and I can't even make the simplest omelette unless I want to blow up the kitchen-I remember your newspaper recently seemed to have a long-term investigation in Gotham Let's work?"

Clark listened carefully, and the smile on his face couldn't help getting bigger and bigger.

"Oh, Bruce," he said with a broad smile, and the little reporter knew it was a very "Batman" euphemistic apology, but it was enough to surprise him, "You're asking me to be Bruce Wayne's roommate Like? Like Batman?"

Bruce glared at him viciously, and he knew that Clark was making this joke on purpose:

"Yes, just like Batman!"

Clark's guess was right. In fact, Alfred left a week ago. Before he left, he left a sentence, "I hope you haven't starved yourself to death when I come back."

Of course Bruce scoffed at this - he's Batman!

Batman is fearless, even in the face of all the lunatics in Arkham escaped from prison, he can still calmly and calmly beat them one by one to the ground and stuff them back to their lairs. However, there are too many things that Bruce Wayne can't do. One day he rejoices at not having to drink veggie juice, the next day he eats all the junk food in the fridge and is so blissful about it, then the third, the fourth...

After a week passed, the cruel reality finally brought down Batman——

He needs a roommate.

A roommate who can cook and iron his suits before attending the banquet can save him at least one hour of precious time every day for unlimited work, and increase Bruce Wayne's happiness index by ten percent .

"Are you going to do it or not?" Bruce asked anxiously, "If you don't want to, then forget it, and when I didn't say—"

"Rao, Bruce, of course I would!" Clark replied hastily.

Seeing the bright smile on the little reporter's face, he clicked his tongue, and his brows, which had been tense all the time, relaxed a little.

Mr. President regained his superior and arrogant expression, and he said slowly: "Very well, I have already greeted Perry. Now, go and pack your things, my dear Mr. Reporter."

Clark shuddered at the title.

Under the playful sight of the black-haired Omega, he rushed back to the newspaper office as if fleeing, his mind full of all kinds of messy fantasies.

Will Bruce agree to share his bed with him?Will you roll into his arms while muttering in your dreams in the middle of the night?Will they share a bathroom with a $[-] automatic bathtub?Maybe there are other, more intimate things they could do together...

Of course, Clark thought confidently, he had worked hard, and it was not an easy task to feed a rich Gotham man with a net worth of more than a billion. Of course, he had a reason to ask Bruce to pay for it at night.

It's best to end the day.

"Oh my God," said the Daily Planet staff upstairs as their co-workers returned to the office gleefully packing up and getting into Bruce Wayne's passenger seat, "little reporter and big boss? Reality Fifty Shades of Wayne?"

But soon someone remembered: "No, what about Superman? Does he know about Bruce and Clark?"

If you don’t know, it’s Bruce’s audacity to green Superman, and Cinderella Clark’s counterattack to the top;

If Superman knew...

That's even worse!

Everyone closed their mouths unanimously, looking at each other in horror.

"So, do you want to make our relationship public?" Clark couldn't help asking Bruce when he was in the car, "I mean, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne?"

Bruce: "We can't hide from those media for a lifetime. You also work in this business and know how pervasive those paparazzi are. But for your question just now," he paused, and continued, "My answer is, No .”

"I will not take the initiative to announce, such as holding a press conference or something. There are too many things at hand now, and I don't want to cause trouble for myself. But when all the Stones of Origin are recovered, there will not be so many alliance affairs When—yes, I'll openly date you."

Clark gave a big grin.

"Martha has wanted to see you for a long time," he said softly, "Bruce, find some time, come home with me and have a look."

Hearing this, Bruce gripped the steering wheel tightly.

"I was at your house not long ago," he said. "Martha saw me too. You forgot?"

"But that time you were only out of the league's routine protection of the relatives of internal members, and I haven't told her that you are Batman," Clark insisted, "and when was your 'not long ago'? She really liked it." I like you."

Bruce twitched the corners of his mouth and laughed at himself: "I never knew that Bruce Wayne could please a mother."

"Bruce," Clark frowned and put his hand on the back of his hand, "don't underestimate yourself like this. You're fine, Martha's eyes are never wrong."

"……All right."

Bruce finally let go.

"But we have to wait until I come back from the next world," he stepped back. "There is evidence that there is only one fragment left, and I mean living in a parallel world. Don't worry, Zatanna and Constance Together, Ding rebuilt the magic core of the shuttle machine, which not only increased the upper limit of the number of people who can travel through, but no matter how long we spent there, it was only equivalent to 1 minute in this world."

"Wow, that sounds pretty good," Clarke's eyes lit up, but he hesitated, "but Constantine...Bruce, are you sure he's reliable?"

"..." Bruce was silent for a moment, "Zatana will be watching him."

Obviously, Batman doesn't trust Constantine very much.

There was an eerie silence in the car.

Until the alliance's communicator buzzed in the pockets of the two at the same time, Bruce, who was driving, made a look. Clark quickly understood and connected the communication beside him: "This is Superman, what happened?"

"Uh, Carl, just now Metropolis and Gotham received an assassination notice for Bruce Wayne at the same time," Barry said quickly, "it should be a pair of organized terrorists, and Diana suspects that he and Lu It is related to Ser, but she has no evidence. Anyway, I read the recent news," he took a deep breath, "Are you dating our investors? Sorry, I don't intend to inquire about these gossips, just want to remind you of the recent Watch out for his safety, that's all, over."

But Clark had already heard a few cautious breathing sounds at the end of the communicator with his super hearing, so he didn't need to think about it to know that it must be Hal and Arthur.

He lip-synced to Bruce: What's the answer?

The man sitting in the driver's seat thought for a while, and the corner of his mouth suddenly raised a slightly nasty arc.

'You can tease them appropriately. ' He also lip-synced.

Clark understood.

"Thank you for telling me this news, Barry," the Alliance Chairman said to the other end of the communicator with his signature gentle and wide voice range, "I'm right next to him now, so don't worry, Bruce is safe now. By the way As soon as I mentioned that he was very grateful for your warm reminder, do you want to talk to him?"

"What?! Uh, I mean, don't use this one."

Barry laughed dryly, but he couldn't help thinking, Superman was actually with Bruce Wayne during his off-missions, so they really had a "hot fight" as the media said?And Batman, as a Gotham fellow, is a matchmaker who connects them?

Otherwise, it would be Batman who signs the contract every time the battle is damaged. How did Superman get involved with Wayne?

He turned his head and forgot to glance at his colleagues who were also on duty at the watchtower, and found that their faces were the same as his own, showing unimaginable and terrified expressions.

"Superman, how did you and Wayne meet?"

Hal endured and endured, but still couldn't help interjecting.

Hell, he was so curious!

"This..." Before Clark could think of an excuse, Bruce, who was waiting for the red light, came over and kissed him on the cheek with a "haha".

It's also very loud.

The little reporter's head instantly smoked. Although he had marked Bruce, he had done everything he should and shouldn't have done...But in a normal state, Bruce took the initiative to kiss him?

He blushed and thought, Rao, if this is a dream, please don't let him wake up!

On the other end of the communicator, there was the same dead silence.

All the heroes in the watchtower trembled involuntarily, because they all knew that the chairman of the alliance, Kal-El, was actually a very innocent and kind person in essence. In the words that Batman once satirized him, he was "pure It looks like a little white flower" - no wonder it was taken down by the experienced Gotham rich man!

Bruce Wayne, living up to his reputation, is terrifying!

In such an overwhelmed and even panicked silence, Baby Gotham's vaguely sweet voice rang through the communicator: "Why are you staring at me like this, bat?"

The expressions of Chaoying were dull.

"I see!"

Not only that, but the hateful rich man smacked his lips and said in a complacent and enlightened tone:

"You want to join us too, don't you?"

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 cardinal;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Arkham little patient, Gotham doesn't want to talk 1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Linxie and RAIN; 5 bottles of Mingying Hanyuan; 4 bottles of Qingfeng Yixie; 1 bottle of Meng Guixun;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!