[Comprehensive British and American] Bats never lose their horses

Ten past four in the morning.

The BVS Forum is still committed to capturing images of superheroes patrolling the world today, but after the news of Bruce Wayne’s public confession to Superman broke the record on Twitter, most of the members of the forum also expressed their concern. By default, the daily whereabouts of the richest man in Gotham will also be included in the sharing list.

At this point in time, most of the American people are asleep, but both sides of the ocean and the other side seem to know that any big news needs to be fermented quietly in the middle of the night.

So, when the members of the forum woke up sleepily the next day, and just yawned and picked up the baked toast at the dining table, they saw a bright "hot" title hanging at the top of the forum—— —

#Superman night party Wayne#

Unsuspecting fans clicked on this title, thinking it was just the big handwritten fan or fairy painting, but they did not expect that what appeared on the screen of the mobile phone turned out to be a picture that was blurred but could still be seen A candid photo of the identity of the two protagonists.

The location is in the alleys of Gotham, and the Ferris wheel in the distance illuminates the barely low-key Porsche parked in the corner-of course, this is the low-key for Gotham's richest man Bruce.

The black-haired Omega was sitting in the driver's seat, with his chin raised slightly, one hand resting casually on the car door, and he showed a dazzling smile towards the man who was only a few feet away from him in front of him.

As for the person he was staring at deeply, although only a blurred side face was photographed, the red cloak alone was enough for people to recognize his identity at a glance.

The god who used to fly forever in the sky without touching the dust, but willingly landed in a Gotham alley for a certain Omega.

When Superman no longer smiled, just pursed his lips and quietly stared at the person in front of him, his silent and focused appearance made people crazy.

If this is the case, fans can still insist that they are just communicating normally.

however.

On Bruce Wayne's index finger, there is still a corner of Superman's red cape wrapped around it very ambiguously.

Even the most blind person can't tell that Superman is reluctant when he sees this photo full of ambiguous atmosphere.

On that day, numerous creepy wolves howled in residential buildings all over the United States and even the world.At the same time, there are various entries such as #恶恋, #超人恋情, #正联 Inside Story, #世界第一战恋Omega解单, etc., which are also popular on Twitter.

"I can't believe it!" Louise yelled angrily in the office, "Why is Bruce Wayne? Hell, he is obviously the boss of the Daily Planet, and Superman didn't reveal anything to me before this!"

Clark didn't even dare to lift his head all morning. Hearing Louise's complaint now, the little reporter immediately coughed desperately as if he had caught a cold.

...The point is that it didn't grab the headlines?

This was actually Bruce's idea. Since Stark messed up the plan last time, Batman learned from the pain and felt that it was really inappropriate for him to have any gossip with Gotham's rich guy. If you don't believe me, the clown doesn't care about it. Because serious Gotham criminals don't believe that Batman and Wayne are going to hang out together.

Or to put it another way, they don't believe Batman has a relationship with a human at all.

But Superman is different.

1L (host): Comrades, we gather today to celebrate Chaobu's victory! /Tears in the eyes/Tears in the eyes/Tears in the eyes

2L (Lost Landlord): Even God doesn’t know what kind of life I’ve been living since I knocked out this evil/religious cp (wiping tears.jpg), but the Almighty Lord heard my heart, finally!Hahahaha I didn't expect that one day the cp I ate would come true!Have you seen the grandma in heaven, I am consummated!

3L: The Ultra Bat Party has nothing to say.

4L: The Babu Party has already fainted in the toilet.My miserable male god, why do you never have a name in the story of the three?I hate!

5L: No, how did these two get together?I really can't understand it.How could Superman have a crush on Wayne?

6L: I believe everyone knows what Wayne is. Even if he is the richest Omega in the world, even if he looks good, so what?

7L: ...upstairs, I didn't know for a moment whether you were scolding Wayne or praising him.

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19L: Damn you, 6L, we all know what is Wayne?I have been studying abroad for so many years, the Wayne Foundation has given me scholarships, helped me get an offer, and helped my roommate get rid of that jerk father who was full of pornography/gambling/drugs, and now she is an excellent lawyer , often provides free legal consultation services to women who suffer from domestic violence and have nowhere to turn for help, which is equivalent to indirectly saving countless mothers and children.Tell me, what the hell are you compared to Wayne?

20L: As soon as you use words so civilized and so upright, you know that you are a fellow, but this fellow, you are really brave, and you dare to go to Gotham to study abroad.

21L: No way, young and frivolous.But I don’t regret it at all now. The city found the right person to find Wayne to shoot a promotional video. No one has contributed more to Gotham than him. I don’t know why Americans are selective. Seeing his previous affairs, anyway, I think he and Superman are really made for each other.

22L: That's right, Superman has more brains than 90.00% of the [-]% people in this world. He chose to be with Wayne, of course, because there is something about him that attracts him.And who doesn't love Gotham Babes?

23L: Who doesn't love Gotham baby +1

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125L: +10001, to be honest, I have no feelings for Superman, the reason I fell out of love is that Wayne is really my ideal type...

126L: He has been voted the number one sexiest Omega in the world for seven consecutive years. In addition to his really good-looking face, he is also top-notch in figure, personality and financial resources.Look at those supermodels who broke up with him, did one say he was not good?

127L: I also want to talk to Wayne, even if I get dumped in a week.Alas, another day of envying Superman.

128L: A native of the metropolis, a Superman fan girl.I want to soul wear Wayne, I want to kiss Kryptonians, and I want to know what positions they will use when they have sex. I am so curious.

129L: Upstairs, you inspired my thinking. It is known that Superman can fly and has a body of steel, so... pictures/pictures/pictures, plus a few moving pictures, I think it should be like this.

130L (landlord): Surprised God!So... so spicy, madam, hungry, rice!

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#This building involves prohibited content, which has been banned by the administrator, and the personnel involved have been banned for seven days#

However, discussions like this can be seen everywhere on the Internet today, even when Batman was on duty in the watchtower, he found that Diana had re-boarded her forum account and was using the invincible tenacity of Amazon warriors Beat the Internet trolls to the ground, even forgetting that the ice cream in front of them has melted.

Bruce wisely kept quiet about it.

He chose to turn around silently and walk away.

The public's enthusiasm for Superman's love affair is higher than he imagined. This is nothing, and it was expected by Bruce, but during the shift, Hal, Barry and Cyborg found various reasons to come to him and give him sympathy. Batman was within the tolerable range—and when Arthur, who hadn’t been to the watchtower for a long time, stood in front of him, hesitating to ask if it was Clark who had suffered too much damage recently and made him angry, Bruce’s Patience finally reached the bottom line.

"Superman and Wayne are together voluntarily," he said coldly, "it has nothing to do with me."

Several superheroes looked at each other.

This is the first time they have heard the word "voluntary" used when describing a relationship.

There is a word called trying to cover up, and there is another word called more and more mistakes.

It's really suspicious.

"Is the alliance not short of funds recently?"

"No shortage."

"Superman is not under mind control?"

"No."

"Big Blue hasn't done anything to piss you off lately, has he? Like, uh," Barry asked racking his brains, "Dating your ex-boyfriend? Something like that..." His voice trailed off.

Hal and Arthur gasped at the same time, staring at him with a mixture of admiration and shock.

Barry bit the bullet and faced Batman's sharp gaze, thinking detachedly in his heart, father, I'm sorry, if there is a chance, let's have another one.

He might spend the rest of his life on some invertebrate-only planet.

"Bruce Wayne is not my ex-boyfriend," Batman paused, "he's just an investor in the Alliance, who also happens to be Superman's lover, that's all."

Clark heard this sentence as soon as he teleported to the watchtower.

The little reporter who had been troubled by Louise's magic voice for a day even wobbled when he was floating, as if he was drunk. Seeing someone reflexively showed a sunny smile on his face, Oliver who was meditating in the corridor They were all taken aback.

"Carl, you..." Oliver frowned at him and asked, "What else is he going to do?"

Although he did not name them, both men present knew who he was referring to.

"I haven't asked too much," Clark said briskly, "I believe B must have his own reasons for doing so."

Oliver frowned even deeper.

"Listen," he said patiently, "although I have a good relationship with Bruce, you are also my friend, Carl. We all have to admit that Batman is sometimes too stubborn, and he is used to dealing with all problems alone. , I am used to acting alone and suffering from injuries, so this is the reason for your existence, understand Carl? Promise me, hold him when he insists on doing his own way, and don't let him hurt yourself."

Clark nodded, not much, but it seemed like a weighty promise.

"I will," he said, with an involuntary smile on his face, "but Oliver, did you know Bruce said that to Dinah, too?"

Oliver: "..."

The face of another playboy on the watchtower slowly turned red, he coughed heavily, and tried to change the subject: "Anyway, just remember what I said, I'm not like Tony, since Bruce has made a decision, then I It won't stop you either. It's just that Batman needs more work from you, after all, he and you are the closest relationship..."

Clark suddenly frowned.

He turned his head suddenly, stared at the corner and shouted, "Who? Come out!"

After a few seconds of silence, Hal, Barry, and Cyborg walked out slowly, pushing me and pushing you, with twinkling eyes.

"How much have you heard?" Oliver narrowed his eyes.

Cyborg silently kept his mouth shut, and Barry, who had learned a lesson, shook his head desperately and even had afterimages due to the speed too fast, while Hal blurted out without thinking: "I heard you talking about Bruce and Batman. The most intimate relationship with Superman."

The three of them swallowed their saliva at the same time, and looked at Superman with a sad face.

Clark: "..."

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