[Comprehensive British and American] Bats never lose their horses

"I just—couldn't believe it—that I could be so stupid!"

Bruce slammed his fist on the Batcave console heavily, and the ferocious expression on his face when he roared was enough to scare the shit out of all Gotham punks.

"Green tea, Master Bruce." Alfred gracefully put down a porcelain cup beside him as if he didn't hear, "And, Master Damian has already fallen asleep, I think you should fully consider Sleep quality of teenagers, control your own decibels."

"I'm not talking, I'm venting." Bruce said hoarsely, "Has he been here during this time?"

"If you mean Master Kent, of course. Most of the roses in the garden are his masterpieces."

"There's no next time," Bruce announced. "I'll never see him again in my life."

The old butler frowned in disapproval: "Are you angry that Master Kent hid your superman status from you? With all due respect, you did the same thing."

"I'm not... Hey, Alfred, how did you know Clark was Superman?" Bruce jerked his head away, staring at him incredulously, "So you made it send those things on purpose?"

But the person concerned just shrugged his shoulders and said lightly: "When people get old, they will always have more experience, which is not surprising."

Bruce was deeply skeptical.

The man picked up his mobile phone and put it aside. During this time, Clark has been sending him an average of three or four messages a day, with various contents and everything.But at that time, Batman was in a parallel world, so he couldn't reply to the message in person, so he adopted the old method - the R&D department of Wayne Group specially developed a simple smart reply applet, which is used for those girls who are too lazy to deal with Brucey. Perfectly play the role of caring boyfriend.

But Clark was different.

He is an Alpha, and deserves more attention from Bruce.So Batman asked Ah Fu to look after him before leaving to prevent any accidents.

Bruce was quite guilty of the little reporter at the time, after all, he had been away for so many days.

But look at what this damn artificial mentally handicapped has done for him!

# 5.16 #

CK: "Bruce, have you been to Iceland? I checked the global weather forecast. It seems that there are often strong winds there recently. You must be careful when skiing."

B: "Understood, thank you for caring dear."

(Trigger the keyword "weather" to start the search mode)

B: "The weather in the metropolis today is sunny, with a breeze, and the air quality is good. It will rain in the evening, so remember to bring an umbrella~"

CK: "...uh, thanks? I will."

Although a little weird, this conversation is barely problematic.

# 5.23 #

CK: "Recently, the newspaper office has been insanely busy... Perry's irritability and the temperature in the metropolis seem to have a positive correlation and rise simultaneously. Suddenly, I want to go to Iceland to escape the summer heat. What are you doing, Bruce?"

B: "Enjoy local food. Would you like to try it? It's delicious."

CK: "I haven't eaten yet, I'm afraid I have to stay and work overtime today. But to be honest, everyone in the newspaper office has been tired of eating takeaways around these days. Is there any food in Iceland? Maybe I can also try to eat nearby Do a search."

(trigger the keyword "food" and start the sharing program)

B: "Traditional food in Iceland is sour lamb/testi/balls, lamb blood sausage and carrion shark meat. Do you want to try it? It tastes good."

B: "Share: google photos/google photos/google photos."

CK: "..."

CK: "No, thank you. I suddenly feel that I don't have much appetite tonight."

CK: "Bruce, are you... annoying me? I mean, I don't really like people interrupting you when you're traveling, but you can just tell me."

Bruce still couldn't understand why Alfred would reply with "true feelings" for him here: "Why? Clark, don't think too much, I'm wholeheartedly for you, just now I just wanted to share delicious food with you .”

God knows, because of that one sentence, the Wayne Manor freezer is now full of rams/testes/balls that Clark "supposedly" got from a farm in Kansas!

Hundreds of rams were brutally murdered!

But that's not even the most suffocating.

# 6.6 #

CK: "I went to my colleague's wedding today, it's a beautiful day."

CK: "Share: photo/photo/photo/photo/photo."

CK: "The bride looks so beautiful, doesn't she?"

(Trigger keyword 'jealousy', start appeasement program)

B: "No, none of them are as beautiful as you, Clark. You are the most unique in my heart."

CK: "?"

CK: "No, Bruce, I didn't mean that, I just felt it. And I think whoever is in that wedding dress is the most beautiful on that day."

(Trigger the keyword 'wedding dress' to start the online shopping program)

B: "Honey, if you want it, just swipe my card."

B: "High custom wedding photos/high custom wedding photos/high custom wedding photos."

B: "Which one do you like, sugar baby? I love seeing you in them, they must be gorgeous."

CK: "..."

CK: "...Bruce, are you serious?"

At this time, the evil Alfred is online again.

"It's just a joke, Clark, don't take it to heart." He passed the previous conversation lightly with one sentence, which should have ended there, but who ever thought of adding two extra sentences, "But you are right, even if It's Bruce Wayne, and it's looking forward to walking into church hand in hand with another person, making lifelong promises to each other."

This time, it took a while for the other party to reply him.

CK: "There will be such a day."

CK: "I promise."

"It's ridiculous!" Bruce glared at this passage viciously, with a disgusted expression on his face as if he wanted to pull this line of words out of the screen, "That's your idea, Fu, it has nothing to do with me! I'm going to the Daily Planet tomorrow to break up with Clark Kent!"

"Oh, I remember just a few minutes ago, someone was yelling that he never wanted to see him again in this life." Alfred said calmly, "But I think Batman himself knows that this is impossible, right? ?”

Bruce snorted angrily.

Of course he knew, after all, even if he could keep avoiding Clark Kent, he couldn't keep avoiding Superman.

"I think you should apologize to Mr. Superman," Alfred said, "and turn him away after he helped clean up the garden, and give him a cold look-with all due respect, for Master Damian Saying that's not a good example."

"To hell with Superman," Bruce said grumpily. "I can teach my son myself."

The black-haired Omega stood up from his seat. Just as he was about to pick up Ah Fu and put it on the table to drink in one gulp, he discovered that the Superman logo was also printed on it, and he almost broke the handle of the cup in anger.

"Enough!" he declared. "I don't want to see anything Superman on this estate! Anything!"

Then he saw Alfred's gaze fell on himself.

Bruce: "..."

Bruce: "Me! Not! Superman Omega!"

After venting, and after calming down, the Clark Kent is Superman equation also makes Batman feel a little dizzy.He rushed to Lai Lai Junsi to kill all the information on this person, and marked Martha as a key point—no matter what his relationship with Superman was, he would never allow her to be hurt in any way. This is Bruce's principle of doing things, and also Batman bottom line.

As for Tony...

Bruce leaned back in the chair and pressed his temple wearily.

This matter is simple and simple, and complicated and complicated, but it is certain that after their identities are exposed, the relationship between them will never return to the past.

Tony and Oliver have always regarded themselves as his protectors. Bruce definitely believes that a large part of their reaction this time is because they suddenly found that they are not the "weak and helpless Omega" they imagined, and their self-esteem was frustrated, so That's why I'm so annoyed.

In short, I can't show any strangeness, otherwise the relationship between Zhenglian and the Avengers will definitely be criticized. After all, sometimes only one sentence is needed, and it is estimated that many people will think that they have turned against each other...

Bruce unconsciously reached out and touched the back of his neck.

Living in a parallel world, he almost forgot that he was still an Omega.When he first came back, he was sarcastic to Clark, and half of the reason was because after knowing the identity of Superman, Bruce couldn't help wanting to hug him.

This is an Omega's instinct when facing an Alpha that has marked himself.

And this kind of desire from the heart made Bruce extremely disgusted.As soon as he closes his eyes now, all he can see in his mind are the intimate/intimate scenes when he was with Clark, and the tacit understanding when he was fighting side by side with Carl... The matching rate is 98%, and the matching center is absolutely right, they really match made in heaven.

So, with that being said, should he accept Clark?

Bruce Wayne is back.

Clarke learned the news on TV. Not long ago, he suffered a cold reception from Batman. The Kryptonian stared blankly at the screen. Zhong smiled leisurely at the reporters, his heart beating uncontrollably and rapidly.

When is Bruce coming back?He was thinking wildly in his mind, why didn't he tell himself?But it's great, it looks like he didn't suffer any injuries this time, and he's in good shape...

Until he saw Bruce turned around and extended his hand to a bright and attractive female Alpha sitting in the car, and smiled and let the other take his arm, the little reporter's enthusiastic heart was instantly shattered in two.

"Swapped again? I remember this guy was still pairing with Quinn not long ago." Passing by Jimmy glanced at the picture, and stabbed Clark in the heart again, "What's the matter, Clark, look It looks like my girlfriend has run away with someone? Do you like Dinah?"

No, I don't care if her name is Dinah or Daisy at all, Clark thought bitterly, I like Bruce, I just want to know why she's holding my boyfriend's arm!

Although Bruce didn't explicitly agree to him, he accepted the bouquet of flowers that day, so Clark tacitly acknowledged their relationship, but now...

He lowered his head, ran to the bathroom for some random reason, and eagerly sent Bruce a message.He wanted to ask Bruce Dinah what was going on first, but in the end the cowardly little reporter only sent one sentence: "Bruce, when are you coming back?"

There was a buzzing sound from the phone in his pocket, and Bruce didn't look sideways at the banquet, but the blond girl Alpha beside him raised her eyebrows and asked with great interest, "Don't you want to take a look?"

"No." Bruce squeezed out a word from between his teeth. He didn't need to think about who sent it. "Do me a favor, honey. I'll give Oliver a honeymoon leave then."

"Well, your success made me worry about joining Zhenglian." Dinah, no, it was Black Canary who laughed, she stretched out a hand, and twirled the hair hanging by her ear coquettishly, "But I really didn't expect you to be... If Alfred hadn't testified, I would have thought your mind was trapped by the door."

Bruce was a little impatient: "Stop talking about this, Dinah, the camera is here."

"Well, it just so happens that I've been very angry with Oliver recently, he should be taught a lesson." Dinah sighed, and suddenly slipped on her feet, and she was about to fall on Bruce with a slight scream, and was caught by the man Quick eyes and hands quickly hugged the thin waist, causing a commotion in the surroundings.

"Be careful, beauty." Baby Bruce said affectionately.

From Dinah's point of view, seeing the man staring at her with the calm eyes that belonged to Batman, she couldn't help shivering, but soon showed a dazzling smile, and raised her hand to brush the other's cheek.

"Oh dear," she said clearly and loudly, with a sadly affected expression, "if I didn't know that you actually love Batman, I'd love to kiss you right now."

The voice fell, and the scene was dead silent.

A bright light flashed, and the two separated instantly. The speed made the guests present dumbfounded.

But never mind, this photo and the conversation will be making headlines in both Star City and Gotham City, and maybe Metropolis—after all, Bruce has bought the Daily Planet.

"Perry," Bruce said to the editor-in-chief of the Daily Planet on the phone, "I remember you have a reporter named Clark Kent, who is very good at sports and current affairs news, and has a good impression of Batman? I like him." Wenbi, please send him to Gotham, I just need an interview... content? Oh Perry, didn't you watch the live broadcast tonight?"

"I have a public confession with Batman," he said beamingly.

The author has something to say: Master: I am generous.

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Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Verona 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Great Feiyan;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Chance, Arkham little patient 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：Verona43瓶；学习太难了24瓶；苑凌5瓶；Mrs.Holmes3瓶；雲1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!