[Comprehensive British and American] Bats never lose their horses

"I want to go to New York," Tony said.

"No!" Oliver immediately objected, "Tony, as long as your face appears on the streets of the United States, I can guarantee that it will be posted on Twitter in less than 10 minutes, and countless killers and agents will be eyeing it. you."

"But we've hit a bottleneck now, and I can't find a second way other than going to New York to find new clues," the mustache rich man insisted, "Obviously, Stark here is using the With the RNA encryption method, I couldn't extract the required genetic code in a short period of time, so it led to non-directional mutations in the coding RNA that controlled apoptosis in the experiment..."

"Speak human." Oliver looked at him expressionlessly.

Tony stared at him for a while, sighed and said, "Well, in short, I can't crack it without more experimental samples. I want to make an antidote, do you understand? Extremis should It is a vaccine that can regenerate severed limbs and restore light to people, rather than a money-making tool controlled by a certain person or force."

Although Tony has said very comprehensively, Oliver still objected to this matter out of consideration for his safety.

So the two of them looked at Bruce beside him in unison.

Batman pondered for a moment, and said, "I agree with Stark's proposal."

"Why?" At the same time as Tony's triumphant "Look what I said", Oliver frowned and asked, "That's not like what you would say, bat, what do you think? ?”

"Because you inspired me," Bruce said, "remember what you just said?"

"……what?"

"As long as Stark's face appears on the streets of the United States, it will be tweeted within 10 minutes."

Batman twitched the corners of his mouth, and in Oliver's horrified gaze, he revealed an arc similar to a smile.

"—so, why don't we take advantage of this and do something about it?"

three days later.

"It's really strange that people from the land would contact us on their own initiative." Arthur Curry said, frowning.

He fiddled with the communicator in his hand, with a grumpy expression. Obviously, even if Neptune had half human blood, he was not very familiar with the usage of this kind of high technology.

Finally he gave up, and simply asked directly: "What is your purpose, Stark?"

Tony coughed and asked without answering, "Are the two vaccines I sent working?"

Arthur snorted coldly, noncommittal: "It's useless. I don't trust land people."

But in fact, he has already selected a soldier to be injected/injected. Unlike the almost miraculous Extremis virus originally developed by the Stark Group, this vaccine does not take effect so quickly, but it can be subtle Improving one's own immunity, accelerating wound healing, diluting scars, etc., is simply more magical than a beauty salon.

If Mera was still around, he couldn't help thinking, there would be clamoring for an injection.

Tony could tell at a glance that he was lying, and he didn't expose it. He just said, "Then I sincerely suggest that you find someone to try it. Frankly speaking, this is actually a diluted version of the Extremis virus. I misunderstood something and felt that I was using it to manipulate human beings, so I made an agreement with Amazon not to use it in the war. But the war has continued to this day, and you have kept the agreement, and what have you gained? The soldiers died in vain and were seriously injured, as Their king, you had a chance to save them."

"Stop the rhetoric, Stark!" Arthur was irritated, he clenched his fist and slammed it on the table, growling and threatening, "We Atlantis won't do what you say! Our soldiers Died with honor, for their glory—”

"To be alive is to witness the glory." Tony interrupted him. "To tell you the truth, Diana has contacted me several times. It seems that she cherishes the lives of her people more than you."

Arthur shut his mouth for a moment.

After a while, he murmured angrily and incredulously: "That woman, unexpectedly, unexpectedly..."

"I've heard about your previous relationship before," Tony exhorted with an expression of "I'm doing it for your own good". "Love blinds people, doesn't it? But now you've broken up, and the war is terrible." It's no joke, Arthur, I have a limited number of vaccines on hand, if you don't want them, they can only be used on Amazon warriors."

Arthur stared at him coldly.

"You threatened me," he said.

"No," the rich man with a mustache smiled, folded his hands, and leaned back on the chair with a relaxed body, "I'm just stating the facts."

long silence.

"...Let's make a price." Finally, Arthur compromised.

"I'm not short of money," Tony replied, "so I don't need money, I just want you to do one thing for me."

"—a little thing that comes easily to you."

Arthur frowned: "Why should I trust you? What if we help you, but you regret not giving us the goods?"

Tony smiled calmly: "My Stark Tower is located in New York, I know you won't kill innocent people indiscriminately, but if I lied to you, you can just smash my tower, pull me out of the office and throw me down .”

Arthur: "..."

There is nothing wrong with what you say.

But Neptune always feels, as if... something is not right?

……

…………

Communications were cut off.

Tony let out a long breath and stood up from the chair, only to realize that his back was covered in cold sweat.

"I've seen Aquaman a few times," he said with lingering fear, "he didn't look like this."

"Arthur here has a lot of lives on his hands." Bruce knew why, "He is no longer the Arthur Curry we know."

Oliver laughed: "But it's finally settled, everyone is happy. Batman, how did you come up with this idea?"

They have not been in this world for a long time, even if they compressed their daily rest time to the extreme, they only produced five extremis viruses from the original world.Oliver thought that Batman would use it as a bargaining chip in negotiations with the US government. Unexpectedly, Bruce went directly to Amazon and Atlantis, which are still in a state of incompatibility, and asked Tony to deal with them in a few words. .

"This is a typical two-pronged approach," Tony commented, "When the Stark Group was still setting up an arms department, the most commonly used trick was to negotiate with the warring parties in the Middle/East at the same time, fooling them into placing an order together, and then earning a lot of money. It's full. But old bat, why are you so proficient at the capitalist's routine?"

He stared suspiciously at Batman's calm expression, always feeling that a certain nerve in his head was ready to remind himself that he seemed to have overlooked something very important.

"A small part of the Wayne Group's industry involves military/fire." Bruce replied calmly.

Thomas, who had just come down from upstairs, heard this sentence. He lowered his face, gave Bruce a hard look, and then introduced the three of them with a dead face: "This is my wife, Martha Wayne. .”

Martha, who was walking side by side with him, smiled at them, and Oliver opened his eyes wide and gave her a friendly smile: "Aunt Martha."

"Oliver." Martha nodded at him gently, then turned to look at Tony, "Why are you silent, Tony?"

The conscience of heaven and earth, living for decades, this is the first time Tony is so nervous when facing people.

He opened his mouth, and stammered unconsciously: "Ma, Aunt Martha, it's nice to see you again, I thought you already... forget it."

He puffed his cheeks in frustration.

Martha laughed, walked over, and gave the two long-lost children a big hug, even though they were grown up and taller than her.

"Long time no see." She said sincerely.

Bruce, who was excluded, stood beside Thomas, watching the scene calmly, but it was clear that his father didn't look as relaxed as he appeared.

"Why didn't I know that she liked the Quinn family and the Stark family so much?"

He heard Thomas mutter under his breath.

Bruce felt speechless for a while. After his parents reunited, Thomas was indeed in a much better state than before, but this sad middle-aged man was too tight on Martha, so tight that he hugged all male creatures who approached her. Have a strong sense of vigilance. ...Bruce is the most important among them.

But after a short warm time, the Batcave quickly returned to the atmosphere of tense preparations before. Tony quickly raised a question after reviewing their negotiation process with the Amazons and Atlantis: "Diana and Arthur are very vigilant. They require us to pay a deposit and keep in touch during the process. But according to 'my' character, it is impossible to follow up the whole process even for a big order."

"I can take care of the deposit," Thomas said, "don't worry about it."

"The only problem is the middle man," Tony said. "We need to find an agent to handle this instead of 'me'. He has to be flexible enough and able to afford Amazon when the lie is exposed A joint revenge with the Atlanteans...and maybe the Starks of this world and the American government."

The voice fell, and the scene was silent.

This requirement is too harsh. Looking at the world, it is estimated that few people can do it.

"We can't involve innocent people," Oliver said. "Let me go."

"No." Bruce immediately objected, "Once we leave, you in this world are finished. Oliver, he is also one of those 'innocent people' you said."

Seeing that they were all lost in thought, Martha who had been quietly listening to the discussion suddenly spoke.

She slowly made a suggestion: "How about letting Batman do it?"

Thomas showed a surprised expression, and then quickly realized that the person his wife was talking about was not him, but Batman from another world.

Tony squinted his eyes and stared at Bruce eagerly: "Seriously? To be honest, I haven't seen what the old bat looks like under the hood. I guess it should be a passerby face!"

Oliver's expression was also looking forward to it. He even looked around to see if there was a camera in the Batcave—to take a photo with his idol's real body!Karl would definitely envy him to death!

Bruce ignored them, because he knew Martha must have something to say.

Sure enough, Martha continued: "I know the disguise technique, I can dress him up as someone who doesn't exist in this world, so it will save a lot of trouble, won't it?"

Tony and Oliver sighed in disappointment at the same time.

"Borrow your disguise tool, Thomas." Martha said to her husband.

"Upstairs. I'll take you to find..."

"No, I'll do it myself." She declined.

So she took Bruce out of the Batcave and came to the kitchen of Wayne Mansion.

"Mam?" Bruce watched with some doubts as Martha walked into the kitchen, rolled up her sleeves, and got busy in a strange way, not knowing what she was trying to do.

Flour and eggs...shouldn't be necessary tools for disguise, right?

"I'm making cookies." Martha wiped the sweat from her forehead and smiled at him, but she didn't notice a small piece of flour on her cheek. "Although my craftsmanship may not be as good as Ah Fu's." Good, but probably not too bad."

Bruce's throat rolled.

He didn't tell Martha that, in fact, he dreamed of trying her own cookies again.

but……

"Why did you say that to them just now?" He asked curiously, "I trust Tony and Oliver just like I trust you and my father. It doesn't matter if I tell them my identity."

"If you really think so, they wouldn't know until today that the Batman who has been secretly guarding Gotham is my son." Martha said in a reproachful tone, "Of course, I know you must do so." I have my own reasons, so I want to help you try to complete this lie. But I have to say, your father and those two boys are really stupid."

Bruce looked at her with his head tilted, and smiled.

"Actually, it's okay." He was in a good mood, and it was rare for him to say a word for Tony and the others. "It's just that I usually keep it a little tighter."

Martha responded with a snort, clearly unimpressed by Bruce's defense.

"The oven will bake for a while." Martha patted the flour on her hands, straightened up with satisfaction, "Come on, go with me to your father's closet to choose a suit, you will definitely look a hundred times more handsome than him in it."

They walked side by side through the long hallway, the shadows of the foliage on the wall, and the weather was so nice that it hardly looked like Gotham.

Bruce looked at the spring light outside the window in a daze, and had an urge to hope that time would freeze.

"Handsome." Martha tied the tie for him, took a step back, played with his hair with her fingertips, and teased, "I heard Thomas say that you are an Omega, don't you have many Alphas for you?" Fascinated?"

Bruce's eyes flickered, and he rubbed his nose in embarrassment: "...almost."

"Is there anyone you like?"

The dark-haired man was silent for a moment.

"Yes." he replied.

Martha looked up at him quietly for a while, then patted his shoulder lightly: "Life always has regrets, dear, I believe you will find someone who truly loves you."

Bruce nodded solemnly: "I will."

"Okay, it's time for us to go back, otherwise Thomas will definitely...you know." She pursed her lips and smiled like a little girl who is just in love.

And when the two walked into the Batcave with a plate of cookies, the expressions of the three people who were working inside were so shocked that they could be included in the best funny emoji package of the year, and it will be recorded in history for a hundred years spread.

"Boo..." Tony subconsciously wanted to call out the person's name, but soon realized that the person in front of him was Batman in disguise. As a result, his face turned into a pig's liver, and he couldn't say a word.

Oliver was better than him, but the man's mouth was wide enough to stuff an egg, and his fingers pressing on the keyboard unconsciously knocked down an entire side of exclamation marks on the big screen.

As for Thomas...

Although he has only seen the portrait of his grown-up son, he still recognized the person walking beside Martha at a glance, and finally understood the "person who does not exist in this world" that Martha said Who is it-

So, he thought calmly, no wonder Martha loved Batman so much, she thought of him as their son.

"B... Batman," Tony finally came to his senses after a long time. He walked up to Bruce, looked him up and down with twisted and curious eyes, and exclaimed, "It's so similar! Martha ,how did you do that?"

It was as if the real Bruce Wayne was standing in front of him!

Martha smiled and didn't answer him, but turned her head and asked, "Honey, how do you feel now?"

Bruce was expressionless: "I think you're right at all."

They are a bunch of hopeless idiots!

The author has something to say: hey, I didn't expect that.

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