[Comprehensive British and American] Bats never lose their horses

It took Oliver a lot of effort to calm Tony on the other end of the phone, avoiding the outbreak of the first internal war between the Avengers and the Justice League during their cooperation.

"Where are you now?" Tony gritted his teeth and asked, "I'll find you right away."

Oliver: "Gotham, I just left from Bruce's side. But you also know that this is Batman's territory. I've already boarded the helicopter to New York. Just wait for me at the Avengers Building."

"……All right."

With the blessing of money ability, just as the hands of the wall clock on the wall pointed to ten o'clock, the roar of a helicopter landing came from the apron on the Avengers Building.Before it came to a complete stop, Oliver jumped off and walked straight towards the rich man with a mustache standing not far away.

"Your problem is exactly the same as Bruce." Tony complained, but soon remembered the reason why they met today, and the expression that was slightly relaxed after seeing Oliver became rigid again.

"How long have they been together?" he asked as they walked.

"I don't know, it's been about half a year?" Oliver said hesitantly.

"Damn it! I've been busy with the research institute recently, and I don't have time to pay attention to other things."

"Research Institute?" Oliver was puzzled at first, and then suddenly realized, "Oh, I heard from Batman, did you find an ingredient from the Stone of Origin?"

"Yes, I found that it can cause a certain virus on the earth to produce a special directional mutation, and can produce a serum that improves various functions of the human body. I call it the Extremis virus." Tony said proudly, " After a while, it will be able to enter the clinical trial stage, and after it is successful, I will keep the two best ones for you and Bruce."

Oliver was skeptical about the thing that Tony came up with, but seeing that the other party said so, he did not refuse, but brought up the previous topic again: "Tony, I have tested Bruce's tone today, he is not Knowing that Clark is Superman, but they do have feelings for him, and they've already marked him, I think we can't be tough."

"You're right." Tony went to the wine cabinet and opened a bottle of rum, and poured him and himself a glass respectively. "I was thinking about this just now."

He picked up his glass and took a sip: "Don't worry about the Alpha mark, the improved version of the Extremis virus should be able to solve it, and I also plan to give Bruce a full physical examination. But you just said that they are in love... "

Oliver thought he would be embarrassed because of this, but Tony snorted, put down the glass heavily and said:

"That's absolutely impossible!"

"Why?" Oliver asked puzzled.

"I'm a technical guy, Oliver," said the rich man with a moustache, crossing his legs and putting one hand on the back of the sofa chair. I've always been the one to do the kind of work. So relatively speaking, I know more than you do."

"—did you know that Batman also has a crush on Superman?"

Oliver took a sip of wine and stuck it in his throat: "Ahem... how is this possible?"

"How is it impossible?" Tony asked back, "I've always wanted to ask, do you people in Zhenglian deify Batman too much? Obviously he is the ordinary person who doesn't have any super powers at all, even if his No matter how scary the voice is, no matter how scary the dress is, he will definitely have normal human emotions, isn't it strange that he likes a comrade-in-arms who has gone through life and death with him?"

But Oliver still didn't understand: "Then why didn't he say it? I think Karl would definitely not refuse, he admires Batman so much."

"You have to ask Batman himself," Tony said. "Maybe he is an extremely straight Alpha and can't accept being with another Alpha? Or he is extremely ugly."

"Tony!"

"It's just a joke, don't worry about it." Tony laughed twice without guilt.

He put down his glass, and said with a confused expression: "But anyway, Bruce is the poor little boy who was innocently involved between them. Whether it's Superman or Batman, their world is too far away from ordinary people. Both of us The same is true, it is estimated that it is impossible to die peacefully on the bed in this life."

"But Bruce is different. I just hope he can live a normal and stable life, away from these aliens, super villains and even superheroes."

Tony sat hunched over on the sofa, his fingers twirling unconsciously.

His expression looked a little anxious, but Oliver didn't.They have all experienced the dangers of people around them because of another identity, and they know how heartbreaking the pain of losing a loved one is. If something happens to Bruce because of Superman...

Oliver thought, let alone Tony, he would definitely go crazy too.

There was a moment of silence in the room, and no one spoke first.

In the end, it was Oliver who broke the silence first.

"I'll talk to Batman," he said. "Maybe he can help."

"Get rid of this idea as soon as possible," Tony said immediately, "Seriously, if you hadn't told me about this today, I would have thought Bruce was looking for Alpha. Batman is not much better than a Kryptonian, And I'm [-]% sure that after knowing this, he will keep a close watch on Bruce, and even worse things are not impossible."

Oliver stared at him: "Then what else can we do? Do you really think your Mark armor can defeat Karl?"

"Of course not, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to beat him up." Tony raised his eyebrows and said, "But you're right, the breakthrough in this matter really lies in Batman."

"……What's the meaning?"

"Easy!" Tony snapped his fingers, "We just need to match Superman and Batman!"

Oliver: "..."

He squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: "This is the 'genius method' you came up with?"

"Isn't it good? You also said that they are a good match," Tony touched his chin, but he really thought about the feasibility of this matter seriously. "I heard that Batman collected the Stone of Origin in the parallel world." For a while, Superman usually stayed in the watchtower and didn't go anywhere? He even wanted to resign later?"

Oliver: "Yeah, Bruce was so mad that he almost fired him. What's the matter?"

Tony said: "Isn't that just right, I'll improve the equipment at that time, let's go with Batman, and prolong the time as long as possible, then Bruce will stay alone in the empty room... Cough, it's because he has been at home alone for too long, isn't it? Will you take the initiative to break up with Superman?"

"..." Oliver was a little skeptical, "Are you sure this will work?"

Tony looked at him: "Otherwise, do you have a better way?"

"........."

"Then it's settled," the mustache rich man stood up and said firmly, "I'll go find Batman tomorrow, and you'll wait for me in the watchtower."

however.

"Impossible." Batman ruthlessly rejected Tony's request, "It has been stipulated at the beginning that these are internal affairs of the alliance, and outsiders are not allowed to participate."

"But I'm an Avenger, and we still have a cooperative relationship..."

"That's not OK."

Tony suppressed the throbbing veins on his forehead, took a deep breath and said, "I'll help you upgrade the equipment for free, just because I'm curious about the technology of the parallel world, don't you even agree to this?"

"Do you think I'll believe it?" Batman sneered, and continued typing codes on the computer in the Batcave unwaveringly, "Stark, I know you better than you think."

"F**k&%￥#!" Tony finally couldn't hold back his violent temper, and hung up the phone viciously.

But a Stark, of course, would not give up because of this little setback.

Soon, Batman relied on Wayne Group's technology to successfully increase the upper limit of the number of people in the teleportation device to three. After learning the news, Superman immediately volunteered to join - of course, all the heroes of Zhenglian We all know that he is just afraid that the situation like the previous lord's world will appear again.

...But everyone thoughtfully said nothing.

"I'll go too." Diana said with great interest.

Batman: "No, at least one of the three of us must stay here to prevent emergencies on the earth."

Diana glanced at Clark, who was pretending to be calm but was extremely nervous, and gave him a meaningful smile, and said decisively, "Okay, I'll stay, I wish you a good time."

"This is a mission, not to play... Forget it," Batman has always been unable to do anything about the Amazon princess, he gave up arguing, and turned to look at the other companions, "Who else wants to join Carl and me?" went?"

Unexpectedly, when the voice fell, no one in the room raised their hand.

"Barry?" Batman frowned slightly, looking at the little red man sitting on the seat with a tense face, he thought that the Flash would be very interested in such things, "Don't you want to go?"

"Of course... I don't want to!"

Barry had to pinch himself severely under the conference table, and then changed the blurted answer with pain.Thinking of the bunch of Star City pizza coupons that Green Arrow had secretly stuffed into him before, he reluctantly gave up, and decided to give this opportunity to someone who needs it more: "I think Oliver is pretty good."

Batman narrowed his eyes: "What did he give you, a discount card for a fast food restaurant, or a free dessert coupon?"

"No," Barry said with a guilty conscience, "I just think he is more suitable for such a task. Aren't you two partners in the raid on the Hydra base last time?"

"That's two different things."

But he waited for a few seconds, and found that no one raised his hand, so he could only agree with Barry's suggestion: "In this case, let me, Superman and Green Arrow go." What the hell.

As it turns out, Batman's instincts have always been spot on.

Just three days before the scheduled departure, Superman accidentally destroyed a city art gallery in a fight with a mutant monster in a laboratory in Texas.

... What is even more unfortunate is that a pair of oil paintings worth 3000 million US dollars on display inside were trampled to pieces by him on the spot.

"B, I really didn't mean to!"

After learning the price of the painting, Clark suddenly felt that his life was bleak. With a sad face, he found Batman who was responsible for reimbursement of the war damage (to Wayne), and stammered, explaining: "I'm just too focused on rescue. I didn't see the bottom of my feet..."

Although it is not that he has smashed things more expensive than this, the feeling of destroying a 3000 million US dollar building in desperation is completely different from accidentally trampling on a 3000 million US dollar painting okay!

"I know." The air pressure around Batman is very low, but he is not an unreasonable person, and this matter is indeed not Carl's fault, "I will take care of this matter, you don't have to worry about it."

But 3000 million US dollars, even for the Wayne Group, this is not a small sum.

Bruce quickly thought about the company's recent operating conditions in his mind, and also wondered whether he needed to sell several poorly managed subsidiaries to ease the pressure on cash flow.

As a result, an hour later, Tony triumphantly called him.

"I helped you out," he said.

"... solve what?"

"3000 million dollars," Tony smiled hypocritically, "don't worry, I just do it on a whim, and occasionally do charity, you don't have to think too much."

Bruce: I believe you shit.

He immediately searched the Internet on the computer of the watchtower. As expected, just a dozen seconds ago, Tony Stark, a social expert and not bad money, posted a message using his account on various social platforms: He is willing to Pay for all the losses of Superman in the previous rescue operation, just in exchange for a chance to meet and talk with the other party.

"Where's Superman?" Batman yelled, turning his head.

"Uh... I left two or ten minutes ago." Hal was taken aback by him, and carefully pointed to the entrance of the teleportation. "Are you looking for him? He should have returned to Earth."

well.

Bruce gritted his teeth secretly, Tony, it's really you.

Therefore, when Clark brought Iron Man to the watchtower with a guilty expression, Batman's expression did not change at all.

He even turned around and asked calmly, "You're not going, are you?"

Clark whispered: "Sorry, B, I..."

"Okay, you don't need to explain to me, this action was originally voluntary." Batman interrupted him, and then cast an unfriendly look at the bearded rich man whose nose was almost up to the sky, "Stark, I have to remind you that this approach will affect the image of all heroes. You are also one of us. You will not understand that once money and power are involved, the impression of the Avengers and Zhenglian in the public what will become of it?"

"I know, I know, let's not make an example, okay?" Tony said nonchalantly, but looked at everything in the watchtower curiously, "Yes, I admit that your base is cooler than the Avengers'. It really should make Nick Fury came here to save him from always thinking that his helicarrier is the best in the world."

Just as Batman was about to say something, Oliver in Green Arrow's attire walked over from the other end. The timing was just right, and it was hard not to think he did it on purpose.

He raised the corners of his lips and greeted Tony: "Let me show you around."

Tony: "Okay, just so I want to know what it's like to sleep in the universe."

"Enough!" Batman couldn't bear it anymore, "Stark, what do you want to do? And Oliver, do you really think I'm a fool?"

"Why," Oliver comforted, "don't get excited, Bat, we just want to see a parallel world. You know, Tony and I are rich, rich people always love adventure, don't they? Just like Bruce, Did he go skiing in Iceland recently?"

Batman: "..."

Batman: "Give me a reason to bring you here. The search for the Stone of Origin is not just a show. Once the spirit is damaged in the parallel world, it can range from a concussion to a vegetative state. This is different from skiing!"

Seeing that Batman's tone was loose, Oliver continued his efforts: "Tony said that he found an ingredient in the Stone of Origin that could help him improve the Extremis virus—that's what he's been researching, you know? ? After he comes back this time, he will disclose some information to the league.”

"Stark?" Batman looked at Tony.

The mustache rich man nodded reservedly: "That's it."

Batman weighed quickly in his mind, and finally nodded reluctantly.

"Okay," he said, "you can go with me, but only if everything is under my command, understand?"

"make a deal!"

After Clark sent Tony away, Diana, who had been listening to the entire conversation, quietly walked over and asked worriedly: "Is it okay, Bruce? Although I don't quite understand why you have been refusing to tell others about your true identity, but I think you should have your own reasons, if they go with you, won't you in the parallel world reveal your identity?"

Batman was silent for a moment, then said, "Diana, I think you probably made a mistake."

"I have been hiding my identity, not because I don't trust you, but because I am worried that when my identity is exposed, many people will be hurt."

Then, he described those messy dreams to Diana in a short language, which was also his earliest contact with the parallel world.

"Not to mention those guys who were imprisoned in prison and Arkham, even outside this world, there are countless pairs of eager eyes staring at me. Once they really find this place and know my identity, then My family and my companions will all be implicated." Bruce shook his head, "I don't want them to take such a risk for me."

Diana looked at him with gradually soft and sad eyes.

She sighed in a low voice: "Bruce... I never knew that you have undertaken so much by yourself."

"It's not a big deal." Bruce smiled, and he lowered his eyes, "But I've been thinking recently whether such wishful avoidance will also bring harm to the people around me, so I think, if Tony and Oliver It doesn't matter if you find out. Even if they don't accept the real me...it doesn't matter, because that's my nature."

Although he said he didn't care, the black-haired Omega unconsciously pursed his lips.

It is of course impossible to say that you are not nervous.

Diana was a little curious: "Who made you change so much? I really never thought that one day you would think this way, but it's really good that you can think about it, Bruce."

Hearing her question, Bruce flashed back to the night after Oliver left, when Clark held up a bouquet of freshly cut roses from Alfred's rose garden, got down on one knee and stammered an apology With the confession scene, the corners of the mouth couldn't help but lift up a pleasant arc.

"Just an ordinary little reporter." He said.

The author has something to say: Da Chao: I want to take off my vest sometime.

Master: Coincidentally, me too.

Daily bald author: Then what else should I write?Pooh!

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