[Comprehensive British and American] Bats never lose their horses

"I think you should talk to Carl."

Inside the watchtower, Diana licked/licked the ice cream cone and said to Bruce solemnly.

"Since you didn't communicate much, he's always been a little out of his mind," Diana said. "You know that Karl...has someone he likes?"

"not me."

Bruce lowered his head and was busy repairing his wristband, and answered without looking up.

"It's not you?" Diana was so surprised that she even forgot that the ice cream in her hand was about to melt. "How is it possible? Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that the person he likes is you!"

"You don't think that Superman's recent rapid and stable pheromone levels are all due to the effects of inhibitors?" Bruce finally raised his head, his voice tinged with sarcasm. If there are really such effective inhibitors in this world, He wanted to use it, "Obviously, our chairman has an underground lover, and he's an Omega."

The ice cream in Diana's hand fell onto her lap.

Wonder Woman let out a short exclamation, not sure whether it was because of the ice cream or the shocking news: "So, you are alienated because of this matter? Could it be that you also..."

"No!" Bruce angrily put down the wrench in his hand, "Superman and I are just ordinary colleagues and comrades-in-arms! Superman has Omega, why do you all come to ask me?"

"You?" Diana keenly captured the key words, "Who else is there besides me?"

"...no comment." Batman gritted his teeth.

Diana looked at his back, then looked down at the lasso of mantra hanging on her waist, and shook her head slightly.

"Bruce," she said to herself, "as long as a person has lived for a long time, sometimes it is possible to judge whether a person is lying without resorting to external forces."

For the Super Bat fans on the BVS Forum, today is the darkest day in the world.

Just today, in addition to the well-known Mrs. "Corn Crisp" announcing the pitfalls, another super-bat fan-humanist "Ice Cream Woman" announced that she will be discontinued, with an unlimited return date.

The only thing that can bring comfort to readers is that Ice Cream Woman comforts her fans that she just wants to rest for a while because of being too busy at work, and is going to go out to collect music and find inspiration, no matter what, she will definitely come back The hole is filled.

The readers wiped away their tears and forced a smile: Madam, we are waiting for you!Wait until the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten! ! !

But some are happy and some are sad. In a small water exchange forum on the BVS forum, a group of people are discussing fiercely about Bruce Wayne being invited by Iron Man to go to New York.

[Subject]: One of my Gotham friends is a staunch Bab CP party, and now she has cried down the Great Wall at home, how can I comfort her?

1L: Forget it, did I talk too much?

2L: Super Bat +1, Wayne just visited the Avengers Building once, your friend cried too early.

3L [Original Speech]: No way, I don’t go to this forum very much, what happened?

4L: To put it simply, it’s just that two super bat-handling wives broke the cheating at the same time, what a big deal.

5L: You know what a fart!Are those who mess around with the forum just heartbroken because their wife cut off the update?Eunuchs or something, we have long been used to it hahaha!

6L: Eunuch?Surprise fellow!

7L: Very good, another crazy one, pull it down.

8L [Original Speech]: So what happened?Can anyone please tell me?

9L: I believe lz you don’t go to the forum very much. You know, the cp people here are real people living in this world. It’s a bit like a star, but it’s different from a star. A star’s house collapse is just a loss of fans. If a hero’s house collapses...it often means that he or she has degenerated into a super-reverse.

10L: It’s still me. As for the bad part, once they have conflicts with each other, fans who usually use an 37x lens to observe CP fans will find out faster than anyone else, just like the recent common conflict between Superman and Batman. Rescue operations have decreased by 22% compared to usual, and the number of exchanges has decreased by 45% compared to usual. What's more, physical contact has decreased by [-]% compared to before!Do you know what that means?

11L: It's still me.This means, they are going to divorce! ! !God, what about Robin, he's a kid! ! ! ! !

12L [The landlord’s speech]: ………………

13L: I understand you buddy, these people are indeed a little crazy.I'm probably the only one who took a serious look at your main building question. I suggest you order a pizza for your friend. Good food always makes people feel good, doesn't it?I recommend Central City Desa Pizza, the same style as the Flash, you can exclusively customize the bat pattern, and the logo of the Wayne Group is not impossible. Quick delivery across the United States, phone 802*****351, courier Barry Allen Always at your service!

[Administrator]: Because 13L violated the regulations, he posted irrelevant advertisements on the forum privately, and his account was banned for 14 days.

——The host of this building has applied to delete the post——

Peter let out a long breath as he looked at the post that disappeared instantly after the application was deleted.

He turned his head and looked out the window. Tonight New York is a real city that never sleeps. In order to welcome the party sweetheart from Gotham, Tony Stark lit up the whole city. It is brightly lit.

High school student Peter Parker had never seen anything like it.

Although Mr. Stark said that he didn't want him to enter the Avengers Building now, the lively nature of teenagers still prompted him to change into Spider-Man's costume and swing out of the room through the window.

He wanted to take a sneak peek.

Bruce, who was being guided by Tony to visit the Avengers Building, looked left and right with great interest. He was not far away from all the members of the Avengers. Before the war, it was rare for them to gather together.

Natasha stood not far away with her arms folded, looking at Bruce's overly blue eyes, she clicked her tongue lightly.

"It's really charming." She admired, "If it wasn't because I'm a Beta, I would definitely chase him."

Hawkeye glanced at Bruce very displeasedly: "Come on, I don't think you are a firm supporter of that kind of AO theory, but this rich guy is not the same as us at first sight, I don't know why Tony has to bring him Come in."

"You suspect that he is a Zhenglian spy?" Natasha asked with a smile, "I don't think that son of the sun in Metropolis has such a heart."

"But Batman is not necessarily." Dr. Banner, who was passing by, added.

Noticing the surprised eyes of his two colleagues, Dr. Banner said helplessly: "I didn't say this, it was Tony. He knew that Batman would give Wayne a mission, but he didn't know the content."

"Then he still...?"

"Tony said he believed Wayne would turn to the light." Dr. Banner said with an indescribable expression.

When several people were discussing, the subject of their topic was admiring Captain America's chest muscles.

"Wow," Bruce stared at the white T-shirt that was almost stretched across Steve's chest, "I have to say, your body is almost as good as Superman."

Steve: "Uh...thanks? But I don't think I'm much comparable to Superman." He shrugged with a smile, "I'm just an ordinary Earthling after all."

Tony Stark let out a laugh from his nose: "Come on, Captain, the last time I heard such a funny joke was when Batman said that Hulk would bankrupt the Stark Group sooner or later, as if the gang of Zhenglian were fighting How polite it is. Isn't it Bruce?"

Bruce coughed: "Wayne Group's war damage in the first half of this year has reached 100 billion US dollars. I have notified them that if Superman or Green Lantern destroys historical relics or buildings because of saving people, I will let them pretend Being like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck and helping Disney/Disney do the promotion is very effective.”

Tony suddenly realized: "This method is good! But I think Hulk should not follow this method."

Not far away, Dr. Banner shuddered inexplicably.

"Tony," Bruce put his arms around his shoulders affectionately, "I heard that you have a real god? I haven't seen what Asgard looks like, you know, I love all kinds of ruins and polar adventures—do you think Thor would agree to show me his home town?”

He really wanted to go to Asgard, and after seeing the endless cosmic legions through the black hole above the Battle of New York, this idea became even stronger.

Tony narrowed his eyes sharply. "Batman's request?"

Bruce smiled sweetly: "Half and half, I'm really curious too."

When he flashes that smile, Bruce knows he's up to no good.

Sure enough, Tony raised his hands: "Okay, Thor should be downstairs in the wine storage room, I'll ask him for you later. Now let's eat something to fill our stomachs—— "

Before the words were finished, Bruce's gaze suddenly turned, imperceptibly to the outside of the transparent glass window.

In the night, a black shadow flashed past.

His fingertips moved slightly, but out of the corner of his eye he noticed Tony's frown slightly annoyed, and he relaxed again.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"It's nothing, I have something to do, let's go out first." Tony greeted him hurriedly, and walked out the door.He went down to the first floor, opened the window at the end of the corridor, and said in a tone mixed with command and helplessness: "Come out, Peter."

"Mr. Stark..."

The little spider hung upside down from the window: "Sorry, I'm just curious what you are doing. I want to join you, but Mr. Stark, I know your worries, so I just came to see. That's right, Wayne Mister is indeed as handsome as in the news, you are a good match."

"Stop, stop," Tony said dumbfounded, "What are you talking about? Bruce and I don't have that kind of relationship."

"Yes, is it? I'm sorry Mr. Stark," Peter stammered, trying to change the subject, "I heard that you seem to have an operation recently? Can I join?"

"What?" Tony frowned, "Who did you hear that from?"

How could the news of the operation leak out?Could it be Hydra...

"Superman."

"...Okay." Tony rubbed his forehead, "It's him again." He remembered how Clark poached Oliver away in front of him, and the anger in his heart surged up, "Don't talk to him, if he Invite you, just say that you have joined us, understand? Batman must have ordered him again!"

"Batman?" Bruce asked abruptly, "Tony, actually, I've always wanted to ask, why do you have such a big opinion of him?"

Tony yelled and took half a step back, his heart almost jumped out of fright.Peter, on the other hand, was startled by his shout, and the spider web dropped a few feet suddenly, almost hitting his head on the opened glass window downstairs.

"Why are you here - you don't make a sound when you walk?!"

Bruce said with an innocent face: "I'm a sponsor of the alliance, Tony, and I happen to be an Omega. Batman has to teach me two things, otherwise no one will pay for his Batmobile."

Tony gritted his teeth: "So that guy himself is one of the important sources of 100 billion US dollars in war damage, why should he say me?"

Peter looked left and right, and involuntarily recalled the previous post in his mind, as well as his Gotham friend who talked about the reversibility and irremovability of the bat every day, and now he was crazy at home.

He blurted out, "Because Batman is his underground boyfriend?"