[Comprehensive British and American] Bats never lose their horses

Bruce Wayne.

The Prince of Gotham, a billionaire, the ultimate Omega that Alphas all over the world dream of.

"Of course I know about it." When asked if he knew that he had already topped the sexy Omega list in the United States, the person involved was hugging a hot female Alpha, rushing to the reporters on both sides of the red carpet He blinked playfully.

"But who cares? People who want to sleep with me can line up from Gotham to Metropolis. Okay, gentlemen, now make room, I'm going in and enjoying my night life."

He slightly narrowed his charming eyes like sapphires, and showed a hazy smile to everyone.

——This is the trump card exclusive to Baby Bruce.

"For those of us in the news, Bruce Wayne is Jesus God."

Metropolis on Monday, in the busy office of the Daily Planet.

Perry stared at today's headlines and announced to his subordinates devoutly.

Clark had to push his black-rimmed glasses up the bridge of his nose to hide the fact that he was rolling his eyes at the editor.Louise said angrily, "I thought the Daily Planet was supposed to be a serious paper—"

"Oh, come on, Louise," Perry said, "people need some entertainment once in a while, otherwise what are we writing about? The alien in the red pants flying around trying to destroy the world?"

Clark tried to argue: "That's Superman's uniform, and he didn't want to destroy the world, it was Doomsday."

"I don't care who it is," Perry said with a big wave of his hand, "I only care about two things: today's headlines, and tomorrow's. Clark, I heard that those guys with superpowers even formed a strange costume alliance?"

"It's 'Justice League'..."

"OK, OK, whatever," Perry said impatiently, "anyway, that's the news for tomorrow. Go, boy in the small town, get me the first-hand information and put it in my desk before I get off work tonight." On the table. Any questions?"

He squinted at the big man in the ill-fitting suit sitting on the seat.

Clark felt the vibrating Alliance communicator in his pocket, facing Perry's death ray, and coughed awkwardly.

"That... I'm so sorry, Perry, I may need to take a leave of absence."

Amidst Perry's roar, the little reporter packed up his things in a panic, and trotted out of the office all the way.

"You're 3 minutes late," the dark knight standing in front of the console turned his head and said nonchalantly, "Which cat got lost in the tree again, huh?"

Superman coughed and tried to straighten his chest: "No, it's just a personal matter..."

"I don't want to hear your excuses," Batman said, "Anyway, I've sent the mission to the communicator. The location is in outer space, and it may take half a day. Green Lantern won't be back for a while, so it's just you, If you need support, please feel free to contact us.”

Superman found sadly that although B's voice was still cold, his heart jumped inexplicably because of the second half of the sentence that seemed to be concerned.

That's right.

He, Superman, Clark Kent, has a crush on his partner.

A big black bat.

...still an Alpha.

Although Batman's pheromone taste is very weak, the superheroes in the alliance know that this consultant is an out-and-out Alpha.

But occasionally, Hal would make a bet with Barry that Batman's real body must be an old virgin who hasn't been in love for more than 30 years.

Or frigidity.

Otherwise, it cannot be explained at all. When the scarecrow in Gotham developed the Omega gas last time, all superheroes were affected to varying degrees. Only Batman moved freely, and even beat the scarecrow with a heavy punch without hesitation. fact.

However, if he had to choose one, Clarke sincerely hopes that Batman is the former.

"Don't worry, B." He said confidently, "I'll take care of it."

Bruce looked at the back of Superman who went away in an instant, and snorted softly.

Of course he knew the reason why Superman was so abnormal in front of him.

His hand unconsciously touched his neck, where the glands were located.

On that rainy night not long ago, where he and Superman met for the first time...

Superman bit him uncontrollably.

The cause was that Superman came into contact with kryptonite for the first time, which triggered a pheromone riot in his body. Obviously, even the inhibitor produced by Wayne Technology could not resist the pheromone of the strongest Alpha on Earth. Bruce, who had his glands removed, soon discovered that...

His glands actually developed a second time.

Fortunately, the newly grown glands were not fully functional. Although Superman bit him, he didn't leave even a temporary mark.

Even until now, Batman is considered an Alpha with little pheromone.

But after that, Bruce had to face the fact that the boom period was coming.

This is why he was finally persuaded by Alfred to register his information with the matching center.

He, Bruce Wayne, needed an Alpha to help him through this sensitive time.

But that's about it.

During working hours, Bruce was stunned for less than half a minute, and soon came back to his senses, clacking and tapping on the keyboard with his pointed fingers in gloves.

Superman left the earth, he must prepare a plan to prevent the enemy from attacking.

Although this plan is only valid for one day.

However, Batman will always have plan B.

But just as he hit the Enter key, a shrill siren sounded in the watchtower.

Bruce looked up instantly, staring at the world map on the electronic screen——

In New York, the red alert representing "extreme danger" is shining brightly.

"I still don't understand why you have to form another alliance, Tony."

Panting, Captain America threw out his shield, trying to resist the fatigue of the long battle by chatting with his comrades.In mid-air, Iron Man blasted away the alien monsters blocking the building with his palm, and rolled his eyes in his helmet: "Please, Captain, are you sure you want to fight with a group of unknown superpowers, gods and aliens?" Star business?"

"Hey!" Thor, who was passing by, was very dissatisfied, and he picked up his hammer and knocked down a monster on the street.

"You are discriminatory!" he complained.

"Don't worry, I still barely approve of the clothes of the gods of Asgard," Tony comforted him, "at least you won't wear your underwear outside, or wrap yourself into a big black bat, will you? Three primary colors It's just a disaster."

Steve said helplessly, "Tony..."

"Don't try to convince me," Tony Stark interrupted him, "You can only rely on yourself. You see, New York is almost turned into a sandwich by Rocky on the lowest shelf of the supermarket. Where is 'Superman' now? Rescuing a lost kitten in a tree?"

His thoughts coincided with Bruce's for an instant.

"This," Steve hesitated, "maybe you got caught by something?"

"Come on—be careful!"

At the critical moment, Iron Man kicked the alien monster flying from behind to the red-haired woman. Natasha took a small breath, then forcibly pulled herself together, raised her pistol/gun, and continued went into battle.

I still didn't forget to leave a sentence: "Thanks Tony."

"My pleasure." Tony raised the corners of his lips.

The members of the Avengers were gathering in the same direction. Facing the wormholes in the sky that were continuously coming out of the alien army, Natasha decided to go to the top of the building alone to close the wormholes.

But the plan that was originally in place was disrupted by a nuclear bomb.

"What?" Tony yelled in disbelief when he heard the voice coming from the headphones, "Are those bastards in the White House crazy?"

"I'm glad you feel the same way as I do, but it's too late, Tony, they've launched/," his petite, fellow billionaire Bruce said nervously on the phone, his sweet voice bringing A trace of panic, "The only way now is—"

"Send that damn thing down the wormhole."

The two said this sentence almost in unison.

Tony was a little surprised.

In his opinion, although Bruce is the patron of the Justice League, it is obvious that the Gotham baby is probably just for fun, or to get a chance to have lunch at the same table with "the world's strongest Alpha"—

After all, he once said it himself at the banquet:

"Superman is the hottest Alpha I've ever seen."

Anyway, it never occurred to Tony that Bruce would call him.

He even came up with a solution to the nuclear bomb at the same time.

"Honey, thank you for your concern, but I can handle it." Tony said casually, aiming at the air and firing a few more shells, "But how do you know? Also, the lively grasshoppers here are too Too much, I have to save some energy, try to say briefly."

"This is...uh, the superheroes from Zhenglian told me," Bruce said, "In short, they have already sent people there. Don't be impulsive. If you persist for a while, you will be saved immediately."

Listening to Bruce's silly and sweet tone like "the prince and princess lived a happy life", Tony would have hung up the communication on the spot if he hadn't been in close contact with the Wayne family since he was a child.

But he didn't hold on for a few seconds.

The AI ​​steward quickly calculated that if this continues, the steel armor probably won't be able to persist in sending the nuclear bomb into the wormhole, so he cut off the communication between him and Bruce on his own initiative.

"Please," Tony complained, looking at the nuclear bomb flying from the sky, "Even the most vulgar movie will end the hero with a handsome line. I haven't told Bruce to get away from that sinister and cunning bird Stay away, old bat!"

The gentle voice of the AI ​​butler sounded: "Sir, I'm very sorry, do I need to connect you with Mr. Wayne again?"

"……never mind."

Tony sighed.

He could think with his toes that Bruce would curse at him at the funeral.

Hopefully he doesn't smash his own tombstone, Tony Stark thought irresponsibly.

But it's okay to smash it.

If it had been engraved with something like "here lies the hero", he would have jumped from the ground in anger.

There are only a few top rich people in the United States, and they often hold some private parties as a family.Bruce was the youngest of his generation, and he was about the same age as Oliver, so they got along better than a kid still watching hero movies.

But not long after, the Waynes died.

Killed by a small thief who robbed money with the most ordinary gun.

Tony Stark's first reaction after hearing the news was absurd. This incident was like a joke from the beginning to the end. Such a ridiculous way to die - but reality is far more dramatic than fiction.

Bruce Wayne has since become an orphan.

After that, the Wayne Group was in turmoil for several years. Bruce refused all overt help and survived alone.

But after the situation stabilized, he disappeared for many years.

Tony Stark doesn't know what Bruce has been through in the past few years, but time has obviously changed them.

During this period, he also lost his parents, was kidnapped, emptied, and finally became Iron Man-but he was still happy to see Bruce return to Gotham again, even though Bruce became the ridiculous and romantic Gotham baby after returning. Bruce, but what does that matter?

He's Iron Man now, and of course has the ability to protect whoever he wants to protect.

Oliver disappeared years ago, before he became Iron Man.

He and Bruce sent countless search and rescue teams but failed to find anyone. Tony Stark knew how annoyed Bruce was when he came back to learn about this incident.

Of course he was equally anxious, and vowed to beat Oliver up when he came back.

For his irresponsibility.

Back then, they were forced by their parents to swear together at the Wayne couple's funeral that they would take good care of Bruce, the "brother" in the future——Jesus Christ, Tony Stark couldn't help but think of this nasty title. Stop shivering.

However, despite their reluctance, the actions of the two never delayed.

Unexpectedly, it was his turn to be the one who irresponsibly left everything behind.

Tony Stark grabbed the nuclear bomb with the last energy, forcibly reversed its course, and rushed all the way to the sky.

Floating clouds quickly passed by the side of the steel armor, and the sound of a series of sonic booms was isolated from the helmet, and it seemed that something was gradually approaching...

Wait a moment.

Tony stared at the black fighter plane that was flying upwards almost parallel to him not far away, his expression froze instantly: "What the fu*k?"

"Meet you, Tony Stark, Iron Man," he said, "IamBatman."

Batman stared at him coldly through the porthole.

The deep voice like throat cancer made Tony Stark's hair stand on end, and the sixth sense frantically called the police.

Although he had collected a lot of relevant information because of Bruce, it was indeed the first time for Tony Stark to face this Gotham Dark Knight who was wandering on the edge of the law.

He felt that his teeth were inexplicably aching: "The support that Bruce said..."

Batman: "That's me."

"And, that 'sinister and cunning old bat' in your mouth..."

He paused, and raised his tightly pursed lips imperceptibly.

"also me."