What's wrong with me having a beautiful face? [Entertainment]

I'm not alone, I'm happy.

Holding a cabbage in his hand, Jiang Zijun looked up to the sky at a 45-degree angle, thinking brightly and sadly.

At this moment, someone tapped on the shoulder.

"Brother Jiang." The owner of the hand called out.

Jiang Zijun turned around, saw Qiao Yinong standing behind him, and said with an unnatural expression: "If we're alone, do you want to be together?"

...Why is it so like a strike-up speech?

Jiang Zijun guarded his vegetable basket vigilantly: "What are you doing, Xiao Lin sent you to sneak attack me, right?"

After saying that, he reprimanded heartbrokenly: "Unexpectedly, Xiao Qiao, even such a kind-hearted and kind-hearted person like you has fallen!"

Qiao Yinong: ...

Qiao Yinong: "No, I just want to go shopping with you."

Jiang Zijun asked back: "Then you want to form a team with me? If you form a team, have you separated from Lin Xingzhi? How will the property be distributed? You won't wait for us to get the information. You still have to share it with Lin Xingzhi, right? "

After asking a few questions about Lianzhu Cannonball, Qiao Yinong was dumbfounded.Eyes wide open, speechless.

Jiang Zijun waved his hand, and said in a decisive tone, "I've been tempered for a long time now, and I won't give up my sincerity easily. Beauty tricks are useless to me!"

Qiao Yinong: ...

Then he and Qiao Yinong temporarily partnered up.

The reason was that Qiao Yinong paused for a moment after hearing his words, and said hesitantly: "Since Brother Jiang is so resistant, I'd better go to Sister Song's group to ask."

"do not!"

Jiang Zijun grabbed Qiao Yinong's arm, complained aggrievedly: "Can't you talk sweet words to coax me, you really have no talent for variety shows."

Qiao Yinong: "...Let's go, I think the experience from the previous period can be used again, and find out which booths have hidden cameras."

Oh yes.

Jiang Zijun quickly followed him.

Immediately afterwards, the proprietress of the vegetable stall yelled from behind: "Hey, young man over there, either pay the money, or put down the cabbage in your hand!"

Qiao Yinong stopped in her tracks, looked back helplessly at Jiang Zijun trotting back, and apologized to the proprietress while rubbing the back of her head.

But being made such a fuss by him, the stagnant anger in his chest was also emptied.

Qiao Yinong took a deep breath, don't think about it, let's talk about it after recording the program.

This vegetable market has two floors, and each floor is half the size of a football field.It's not the rush hour for get off work, but there are quite a few people, and uncles and aunts account for the majority.

The shops on the side of the vegetable market sell hot pot meatballs, all kinds of flour and glutinous rice noodles, cooked soy products, and star anise and other condiments, all kinds of miscellaneous places.

It is also better to press the monitor.

Following Qiao Yinong's suggestion, the two began to spin in a clockwise direction.

Seeing the camera pressed on the side corner of a grocery store, Qiao Yinong took the initiative to step forward and greeted politely: "Hello, is there any information for us here?"

The boss is a middle-aged man with a little bald head. He was holding his mobile phone and playing games in the booth. From time to time, he could hear the beautiful C language he uttered from the bottom of his heart.

Hearing the human voice, the boss raised his head inadvertently. After seeing Qiao Yinong's face clearly, he was taken aback for a moment, then turned back and switched to the WeChat interface to send a voice: "My wife, I'm going to be on TV!!"

Qiao Yinong: ...

Jiang Zijun: ...

You never know what the teammate who hangs up suddenly is doing.jpg

Qiao Yinong: "Well, big brother——"

Boss: "The big star is talking to me, my wife, listen quickly! It's the one you like, that..."

Qiao Yinong kindly reminded: "Qiao Yinong."

"Yes! Qiao Yinong!"

The boss slapped his thigh, released the voice button with his thumb, and turned to look at him expectantly: "My wife likes your show, can I trouble you... Ah, there is another one here, can I trouble you to use mine?" WeChat, would you like to have a few words with my wife? Anything is fine!"

Jiang Zijun protested: "Did I piggyback it!"

Qiao Yinong laughed, dialed the person behind her, and changed the topic: "Okay, what is your wife's name?"

The boss handed the phone to Qiao Yinong, and at the same time reported his wife's surname.

After the two finished recording one by one, the excitement of the boss who took back the phone finally passed, and asked with a smile on his face, "What did you just say?"

"It's okay, thank you." Qiao Yinong nodded to the boss.

Jiang Zijun: "Why don't you ask?"

Qiao Yinong pulled him away and said, "It shouldn't be this one."

Jiang Zijun: "How do you know?"

Qiao Yinong: "If it was this company, would the boss still be so enthusiastic about us?"

Oh yes.

Jiang Zijun sighed exaggeratedly on purpose, and said: "This is really, I don't know how the depth of field chooses people. The NPCs on our show are all like his brothers."

Qiao Yinong couldn't help laughing again.

The two walked around for half a circle, and found that many stores here have been monitored. The food market is well-connected and crowded, which should be used to prevent people from stealing sheep.

It seems that Depth of Field has learned a lot this time, knowing that they will find a camera, so he simply created such a place where the fake one can be confused with the real one.

Qiao Yinong and Jiang Zijun looked at each other, and sighed tacitly.

After a few more minutes, they finally found a 'suspicious' tofu shop.Then, at the door of the store, I ran into Zhou Jinheng who also happened to step on the shop.

As soon as the two sides met each other, they were all stunned.

Qiao Yinong asked in surprise, "Why are you alone?"

"Acting separately, the efficiency is better." Zhou Jinheng's expression was taken for granted: "What are two big men doing together? We are not like you, we are serious CP."

indeed.

Qiao Yinong was silent for a while, although she sounded like a business partner.

"Why are you hanging out with Jiang Si?" Zhou Jinheng was also surprised: "What about Lin Xingzhi, he is willing to let you out to raise fish?"

Jiang Zijun interrupted angrily: "Don't make me look like a spare tire."

Zhou Jinheng didn't even look at him, but stared at Qiao Yinong without blinking.His carefulness allowed him to successfully capture the fleeting stiffness on the latter's face.

Alas, let's just say that Chinese cabbage can't beat the old fox.

He sighed in his heart about the strength and urgency of Lin Xingzhi's shot, pretending to be surprised: "Wow, what's going on, what's your expression?"

Almost as a conditioned reflex, Qiao Yinong covered her face.

After being told by Zhou Jinheng, Jiang Zijun suddenly realized that he seemed to have completely forgotten to ask Qiao Yinong why he was on the order just now, so he raised his ears curiously.

But the evil Great Demon King never gave him a chance to gossip secretly.

Zhou Jinheng said to Jiang Zijun arrogantly, "This point belongs to me and Xiao Qiao."

Jiang Zijun:? ?

Jiang Zijun: "Why!"

"I didn't finish my sentence." Zhou Jinheng squinted at him.

"You go to Xiaoye, and I will send you his location. He just sent me a message saying that he also found one, but there is a task that must be completed by two people. If you complete one point and we complete one point, we can share two pieces of information. How about it, are you satisfied?"

Jiang Zijun was hesitant, and wanted to play the role again, but Zhou Jinheng, the straight man of steel, waved his hand and interrupted impatiently: "Will you go or not? I'll shake others."

Jiang Zijun: Why is this!

When Jiang Zijun left angrily, Zhou Jinheng first received the task from the owner of the tofu shop who had been watching the show for more than ten minutes.

The requirements of the tofu shop are: Each person tells ten dishes related to tofu, and the two can discuss, but they are not allowed to repeat the answers, and they are not allowed to search quietly with their mobile phones, otherwise they will be regarded as cheating and continue to answer again.

The boss also thoughtfully prepared paper and pens for them, each with a small stool, and asked them to sit at the folding table and write answers.And he himself is selling tofu while supervising the homework.

Qiao Yinong: ...What is this feeling of dreaming back to elementary school?

In that room, Zhou Jinheng has already started to ask planB: "Then what if we really can't figure it out? After all, we don't have a boss when it comes to tofu, you know."

When the boss heard this, his small eyes sparkled, and he said with a smile, "I can't answer many questions, but you can help me sell as many pieces of tofu today."

Zhou Jinheng put down his pen, stood up and said, I'd better sell tofu for you.

As he said that, he lowered his head and kicked Qiao Yinong's stool, "Get up, Tofu Xishi, it's up to you whether we can sell 1 yuan tofu within 20 minute."

Qiao Yinong choked speechlessly, stood up resignedly, and watched as the boss was invited out of the shop by Zhou Jinheng on the grounds that the space was too small.Then, he raised his arms, leaned his upper body forward, and shouted: "Grandpas, grandmas, uncles, aunts, and beautiful sisters! Look here, buy a piece of tofu and you can take a photo with Qiao Yinong, limited to [-] share, don’t miss it when you pass by!”

In an instant, many people in the vegetable farm turned around and stared at them.

……

Qiao Yinong turned her head, her eyes dim.

Zhou Jinheng wasn't afraid at all, instead he said louder than him, "What are you doing? This is your punishment for lying to me."

Afterwards, the two people who overfulfilled the task and escaped from the crowd hurriedly put on their hats and ran up to the second floor of the vegetable market.

The task was completed very smoothly. When passing by the freezer, Zhou Jinheng happily bought two ice creams, one each for Qiao Yinong, and finally began to ask questions.

"I said you didn't escape, did you?" Zhou Jinheng speculated boldly.

Qiao Yinong licked the chocolate ice cream and didn't speak, it was a tacit agreement.

Struggling out of Lin Xingzhi's arms, Qiao Yinong hastily said: "Thank you, I'll think about what you said," and ran away without looking back.

"Without a man in my heart, it's natural to draw the sword." Zhou Jinheng hit the nail on the head: "I'm afraid you don't want to draw your sword out of its sheath yourself?"

Qiao Yinong's knee hurts.

Zhou Jinheng groaned, "So you're cheating?"

Qiao Yinong was stunned: "Cheated?"

Zhou Jinheng raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you like Xiaoye in the first place? Young people's hearts have become so fast, and they had to sacrifice their lives for him back then."

"No." Qiao Yinong said in disbelief, "Why do you think I like him?!"

Zhou Jinheng was taken aback by his reaction, looked at the cameraman a few meters away from them, and said in a low voice, "Then why are you keeping him?"

Qiao Yi looked at him bitterly: "I just told you that I wanted to help him. Xiaoye's past incidents were all cleaned up on the Internet, so why don't you know? It's just in the name of nurturing."

It's really helping the poor.

Zhou Jinheng's pupils were shaken. This level of poverty alleviation was unheard of. Not only did he do everything he could to pave the way for people, but he also helped them go home and live together? !

"Then why don't you help me?" He sighed sincerely.

Qiao Yinong blinked: "How do you help?"

Zhou Jinheng rubbed his chin and thought, "I'm not too demanding, so just help me become a three-gold actor."

Qiao Yinong: ...

"But it's not the way to go on like this." Zhou Jinheng sighed and looked at him with hatred: "Don't forget that the show is only half recorded, and you can't hide until the end."

Yes, Congee Congee was right, and he knew it in his heart.

Qiao Yinong lowered her head and said, "But I need some time to think at a place far away from him."

Zhou Jinheng squinted his eyes, let out a long "oh" in his heart, and deliberately asked, "Why?"

The boy bit the ice cream and said vaguely, "It's too close to him, it's easy..."

The brain is prone to lack of oxygen and turns into a paste.

Zhou Jinheng knew that he was in love just by looking at that appearance, and he wondered what Xiaoye should do, just thinking about what he swore to do before, he wished he could grab the ground with his head.

For a while, the two had their own thoughts, but neither of them spoke.

When Ye Qizhen and Jiang Zijun also finished their tasks and came to find them, Qiao Yinong took two pieces of paper with the patient's diet likes and dislikes, and unfolded them:

Don't like bitter melon.

Soy allergy.

Can't help but feel a little dazed.

In his impression, there is a person who is like this.

The author has something to say: Guess who the patient is hhhhh

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感谢在2021-08-0704:50:55~2021-08-0801:56:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: learn one;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of oranges;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!