What's wrong with me having a beautiful face? [Entertainment]

The moment Zhou Jinheng drew Lin Xingzhi, he withered.

He now deeply feels that men are the biggest stumbling block in his career path.

However, Depth of Field deliberately asked him: "I remember that Xiao Lin was interviewed at the beginning, and said that Xiao Lin was the person he most wanted to form a CP with. How is it? Now that your dream has come true, are you happy?"

Glad you big bastard!

Zhou Jinheng gave him a weak look, not wanting to speak.

Qiao Yinong asked curiously: "So what is our task this time?"

Jiang Zijun: "Laughing to death, Xiao Qiao already plays our show as "Survival of the Fittest"."

...To this day, who still thinks that this is a pure love reality show?

Depth of Field pretends to be mysterious: "That's a good question, we had an accident in this issue, so—"

Before the long ending sound fell, the staff standing behind the guests suddenly moved, and put a black cloth bag on the eight people's heads without any explanation.

What is this for? ?

With such doubts in mind, several people were divided into four groups according to the cp, and were escorted into four small vans by tall and powerful program security personnel in turn.

After more than 20 minutes of driving, the eight people arrived at their destination. The security guards called them escorts but actually escorted them out of the car before helping them take off their hoods.

After Qiao Yinong saw the scene in front of her clearly, she couldn't help but fell silent.

"No, just go to Changning Street, as for wearing a hood?" He asked soulfully.

Changning Street is a famous scenic spot in City B that was renovated after imitating the former Chaoyu Street.

Although it is called a street, it is not just a straight ancient road. It passes through the square in front of the archway, and the inside is actually criss-crossed. It is a very large tourist area.

It includes Chenghuang Temple, the former residence of xx, the time-honored brand of xx, the ancient stage, Changning Site Museum and other attractions.In addition, it is also a well-known gourmet sanctuary, with a variety of local famous dishes, snacks and desserts.

Changning Street is a place that must be mentioned in the travel strategy for outsiders coming to City B.

Although only Qiao Yinong and Jiang Zijun were local aborigines among the eight guests, Qiao Yinong could only count as half of them.But even so, everyone's familiarity with Changning Street is like the green belt in front of their own house.

If you want to say that one day there will actually be a space door leading to another world hidden in the green belt, it is estimated that their mood will become the same as it is now, it is... hard to say.

Therefore, the guests were deeply impressed by Qiao Yinong's complaints.

But Jing Shen didn’t think so, if he hadn’t disappeared, he would definitely say something for his brilliance at this time: You don’t understand, this is called atmosphere creation and ring drawing.

In the previous episodes, Depth of Field shouted the rules of the game with a small speaker, but in this episode, there are no people, replaced by a security guard with a laptop.

Wearing black clothes, black trousers, and black sunglasses, his face is cold and serious, especially like the boss's personal bodyguards in blockbuster movies.

He opened his laptop, and a video chat appeared on the screen.

Depth of Field is wearing a flamboyant red suit and floral shirt, with a pair of black sunglasses of the same style on the bridge of his nose.

He also drew a studio-style cos makeup magic pattern for himself on the left side of his face, pretending to be blackened, and said in a low voice:

"I am the executive officer of the advance force from the MBBQ Nebula. You can call me the noble alien sir. Now, your boss has been controlled by me."

Qiao Yinong: ...

Qiao Yinong: I wanted to talk about it in the last issue. Why do we have so many strange elements in this mediocre love variety show that should be classified in modern times?It was supernatural before, is it the turn of science fiction this time?

Depth of Field: "If you want to save him, you must obey my orders."

Zhou Jinheng interjected lazily: "Can we not save him?"

"No." Jing Shen said with a smile.

"In the studio just now, I have implanted the virus in each of you. If you don't do what I say, you will die from the poison in twelve hours. Haha, unexpected, at that time He has been possessed since then!"

Crowd: ...

The depth of the scene is impassioned: "Look at the partner beside you! Don't you have the heart to watch him die in twelve hours?"

Zhou Jinheng had no desires or desires, and he didn't even bother to look at Lin Xingzhi's expression beside him, and Zhang Keran also had a look of ashes on his face.

At this moment, the two people who didn't see each other had the same thought in their hearts: No, he didn't want to.

If possible, Lin Xingzhi or Ye Qizhen might want to drag them to Shenjiang.

Depth of Field: "So for the sake of your partner, obediently use it for me, hahahaha!"

Amid the arrogant and contrived laughter of the other party, Qiao Yinong's expression became more and more indescribable. "To be honest, even if you want to test the shared suffering between lovers, kidnappers with ordinary backgrounds are enough, there is no need to rise to the height of the universe."

Jing Shen reprimanded: "What do you know, you say you have to take a long-term view, and the journey of human beings is the sea of ​​stars."

Qiao Yinong: ...

Depth of Field coughed, returned to today's topic, and continued to issue tasks.

"Actually, I came to Blue Star this time to take back the prince's treasure. 300 years ago, when His Highness came to Blue Star for a private visit, he accidentally left it here."

"You human beings are so fragile. In just 300 years, earth-shaking changes have taken place. We had to calibrate time and space, and finally narrowed down the scope of lost items to Changning Street."

"The prince's treasure was broken into nine pieces and scattered all over Changning Street. You need to find them one by one."

"Of course, I am also very kind. As long as a combination can get three pieces together, you can get the antidote from me. And if you find all the pieces within twelve hours, I will keep my promise and release your boss, Depth of Field. "

Zhang Keran couldn't help asking: "Nine pieces...we have four groups here, so isn't one group destined to be incomplete?"

Depth of Field crossed his fingers and put his elbows on the desk, posing in a deep posture.

"That's right, this is a little encouragement for you. You Blue Star people are best at obedience and disobedience. In order to prevent you from doing things well for me, I also need some protection."

Qiao Yinong: "... Is there any energy sensing device that can lock the location of the fragments?"

Depth of Field: "No."

What kind of alien is this!

With such backward technology, how dare to come to Blue Star to kidnap her?

Qiao Yinong: "What about the clues?"

Depth of field: "No."

The guests present were silent when they heard the sound.

How is this different from finding a needle in a haystack?Do you prince still want to get back the lost property?

"Okay, human beings, please accept my slavery, at the end of your life." Jing Shen ordered.

After finishing speaking, he narrowed his eyes and threatened: "If you can't find the treasure within twelve hours, you will bear all the consequences at your own risk. Your Highness's anger is not something you carbon-based creatures can afford."

Zhou Jinheng twitched the corner of his mouth: What anger?Can a non-chieftain prince who doesn't even have an infrared sensor device poke them with a fire stick?

Gu Xueman asked curiously: "What will happen if your prince is angry?"

Depth of Field: "Smashing things, crying."

Everyone: ...that's just a brat.

At ten o'clock in the morning, the game officially started.

Qiao Yinong and Gu Xueman walked across the square and into the pedestrian street while discussing.

Gu Xueman spent two yuan, and when passing by the newsstand, bought a travel guide map - the stingy program group, and they had to pay for the map themselves.

She unfolded it and handed it to Qiao Yinong, asking, "Where shall we go first?"

The latter stroked his chin and thought for a moment, then said: "Although Jing Shen said that there is no clue, but Changning Street is so big and there are so many stores in it, it is impossible to really leave us nothing. Otherwise, everyone will have to go to the Year of the Monkey?"

Since Gu Xueman changed her mind, she has become a lot more honest. If it were before, she would definitely stomp her feet, pout her lips, and act like a baby. It's so complicated, I don't understand.

After listening to Qiao Yinong's words, she began to think with her brain.Facing the guide map, I pondered for a moment, and said, "What does my brother mean, there will be people like game NPCs on the side of the road, so we have to find them ourselves?"

"It can be understood in this way, or it may be the owner. In short, it cannot be truly unrecognizable."

Qiao Yinong thought about it, and said, "Let's go to the landmark attractions first, and I feel that the possibility is quite high there. But we still have to observe carefully along the street."

"Yeah!" Gu Xueman nodded, "Then I saw someone strange, so I told my brother, let's judge together."

Qiao Yinong looked at her, tilted her head and laughed: "Well, let's work together."

Gu Xueman froze for a moment, read the encouragement in the other party's eyes, and involuntarily rolled his eyes.

She showed a refreshing smile, just like a flower.

The two had a discussion and went to the Royal Street Ruins Museum closest to the entrance in a harmonious atmosphere.

This time, the program team did not limit their activity expenses. Qiao Yinong took out the five hundred-yuan bills that his assistant Xiao Li asked him to bring with him before, and a bunch of small change to trade with the bosses on the food street.

Gu Xueman was in charge of discharging the young shopkeeper, while Qiao Yinong was in charge of asking questions to the stunned handsome guy.

"Brother, here is a box of donkey rolls, I want red bean stuffing." Gu Xueman blinked.

Shopkeeper brother: "Huh? Oh, good!"

Qiao Yinong took the opportunity to answer: "I'm sorry, but I want to ask, are you familiar with all the stalls here?"

The shopkeeper brother was busy rolling soybean flour for the glutinous rice balls. He was taken aback when he heard the sound, and said, "It's familiar. It's been so many years. These are the only people who come and go."

Qiao Yinong: "Then did you see any unfamiliar faces today? Or are there people who walk around and don't look like tourists?"

Shopkeeper brother: "This..."

"Handsome guy!" Gu Xueman clasped his hands together and said pitifully to him, "Please, please think about it, this is very important to us."

The shop owner was dazed: "Just, I just saw an old man selling candied haws with a straight face. He walked over there." He said, pointing to the corner on the right side of the street.

"Thank you, brother bye." Gu Xueman took the donkey and rolled, greeted the people with a smile, turned around and said to Qiao Yinong: "It seems that he is not from the program team."

Seeing that she spoke so firmly, Qiao Yinong couldn't help being surprised: "How do you know?"

Gu Xueman puffed up her chest and said proudly: "Only the staff can be stern and unselfish to me!"

Qiao Yinong laughed out loud.

They walked in front and shared the box of donkeys, and the big cameraman who followed behind felt emotional, finally there was a taste of a love variety show.

Little girls and boys must have that kind of sweet atmosphere!

But soon, the camera brother's dream was shattered.

Qiao Yinong and Gu Xueman followed the guidance of the shop owner just now, and turned right to find Uncle Tanghulu.They just watched it, and the other party's path of action happened to follow the museum's path.

This strengthened their affirmation of the identity of the old man npc.

The pedestrian street is divided into left and right lanes. In order to find the target as soon as possible, the two soldiers divided into two lanes, each searching one side.

Qiao Yinong walked to the shops along the street, asking if he saw any traces of candied haws.

When passing by an alley, he was suddenly pulled in by an outstretched arm.

There are several alley entrances on both sides of the pedestrian street. There are not only shops in Changning Street, but also many old-fashioned residential buildings, and people live in them.

Qiao Yinong was hugged by the waist, and originally wanted to break free, but when she looked up and saw that it was Lin Xingzhi, her vigilance dropped.He asked curiously, "Why is Brother Lin here?"

Lin Xingzhi tactfully skipped the topic and brought people into his own rhythm: "Did you find the fragment?"

He had been following Qiao Yinong intentionally or unintentionally just now, and he only moved his hands when he saw that someone was alone. It was not a chance encounter at all.

Qiao Yinong: "No, where is Brother Lin?"

Lin Xingzhi hummed and said, "Come with me."

Qiao Yinong was stunned, so fast? !

But then, he shook his head and said, "No, I'm leaving with you. What about Miss Gu?"

Lin Xing knew: "You can go with me to get the fragments, and then come back to find her."

Qiao Yinong: "Then I also betrayed halfway!"

Lin Xingzhi: "If you don't tell, she won't know."

...But the audience in front of the TV knows.

Lin Xingzhi continued: "Follow me, and I will tell you how to quickly find the fragments."

Qiao Yinong was a little confused: "What about porridge, are you going to dump your cp too?"

And if he remembered correctly, the fragments are counted in groups of two, so even if they got it, the four of them... how to divide it?

Lin Xingzhi: "I'll give it to you first."

Qiao Yinong opened her mouth, and was about to speak when Zhou Jinheng, who came back with a string of candied haws, saw them and paused.

Looking at the two hugging in front of him, he said with an indescribable expression: "...what are you two wild mandarin ducks doing?"

In the end, Lin Xingzhi's stealing plan changed from him and Qiao Yinong to four people who brought Zhou Jinheng and Gu Xueman behind.

When Lin Xingzhi easily asked the boss to get the necessary tasks to obtain the crystal fragments from a donkey meat shop on the side of the road, Qiao Yinong looked at him with admiration.

"That's amazing!" Gu Xueman exclaimed, "How did Brother Lin know that there must be fragments hidden in this shop?"

Lin Xingzhi pointed to the camera hidden in the corner: "This."

Qiao Yinong: ...

Gu Xueman: ...

Yep, they are filming a reality show, how could there be no cameras in the place where the props are placed.

Their task is to earn 200 yuan from the boss.

After the division of labor among the four, Gu Xueman went outside the store to pick up customers, Lin Xingzhi was a generation of master chefs, so he naturally went to help in the kitchen, Qiao Yinong was in charge of the cashier when he was good at math, and Zhou Jinheng ran the hall.

It's not time for the real meal yet, so there are not many people in the small shop. Zhou Jinheng has a quick mind and quick hands and feet, and quickly finished his work.

Before the kitchen's dishes were brought out, he nestled at the cashier counter, ready to chat with Qiao Yinong.

The latter lowered his head, not knowing what he was doing.Zhou Jinheng stretched his head over and asked, "What are you doing?"

Qiao Yinong was taken aback by him and said, "Study."

Zhou Jinheng thought he was doing some math problems, but saw the collection list of novel apps on his mobile phone.

"Cannon fodder attack also has spring [Rebirth]"

"After Kicking Slag Gong, I Got Engaged to His Dad"

Vicious Cannon Fodder Guidebook

"After rebirth, I became the richest man in the world"

Wait for a while.

Zhou Jinheng: ...

He finally received the same visual impact as Fu Zhaoyu in the past.

Zhou Jinheng pointed at the screen in disbelief and said, "You, what are you doing?"

Qiao Yinong answered it as a matter of course: "Learn how to be a good attack." He covered the screen and withdrew his hand, "Don't mess around, be careful to press until I cancel the bookmark."

What?

Who learns when to attack? ?

Just by you? ? ?

Zhou Jinheng was deeply shocked. He finally understood the meaning of Qiao Yinong's phrase "How bold a person is, how productive the land is".

Co-authoring his daydream has already reached heaven!

Zhou Jinheng wanted to smile or not: "I think you are the most suitable wife for the bossy boss."

really?

To let him challenge the difficulty all of a sudden?

Qiao Yinong hesitated for a moment, and said uncertainly: "Girl, do you really want to deal with you severely?"

Zhou Jinheng: ...

Zhou Jinheng: "You might as well kill me immediately."

Gradually when the store was busy, Qiao Yinong also had customers lined up in twos and threes.A few of them were recognized, and excited little fans frantically took pictures with their mobile phones.

The shop where the donkey meat is burned is not big, the vegetable outlet and the cash register are next to each other, and Qiao Yinong's side is full of people.At this moment, the dish someone ordered was ready, and Zhou Jinheng was about to serve it out.

When he was passing by the crowd, a younger sister happened to take a step back in order to get a better shooting angle, and bumped into Zhou Jinheng.The latter was caught off guard, and the steaming donkey broth was about to spill on his sister.

"Be careful!" Qiao Yinong didn't have time to think, she stretched out her hand in a big stride, and quickly pushed the little girl away.

And because he rushed forward too hard, he had to take it for others and was burned.

Seeing this, Lin Xingzhi, who was cooperating with fans to take pictures, stretched out his long arms and pulled Qiao Yinong, who couldn't stop the car, back into his arms.

The young man was still a little unresponsive, with a blank expression on the young man's chest, Lin Xingzhi followed his back and patted gently: "Okay, it's okay, you should be careful yourself."

After speaking, he said to the fans who were as quiet as quails when they saw a small accident, "This place is small, everyone pay attention to safety, please line up in order if you want to order, and don't cause trouble for other guests."

After finishing speaking, the hand holding Qiao Yinong has not been released yet.

It wasn't until the latter came back to his senses and came out of Lin Xingzhi's arms that he let go as if going along with the flow.

Qiao Yinong turned her head and saw that Zhou Jinheng had another expression of indigestion.

……

Qiao Yinong: "No, you saw it just now, I didn't mean to—"

Zhou Jinheng raised his hand to interrupt: "You don't need to say any more, I've already seen it through."

Qiao Yinong:?

Qiao Yinong: What did you see through?

Zhou Jinheng's vicissitudes of life came to follow the smoke to set off the atmosphere. "What's yours is yours, and what's not yours can't be kept. The same goes for a man's heart."

Qiao Yinong: ... You are so into the show.

In comparison, Lin Xingzhi's reaction was much calmer.

He met Gu Xueman's ambiguous eyes and said, "You don't have to think too much about mutual help among friends."

Zhou Jinheng: ...

Zhou Jinheng: These are some scumbags talking.

Afterwards, Gu Xueman went back outside the store and continued to act as a lucky cat to attract customers.

Zhou Jinheng found a gap to come out, and said to her: "Hurry up, when you get the fragments, take your people away."

Gu Xueman suddenly realized: "You are jealous."

Zhou Jinheng was taken aback for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "I'm so jealous!"

Gu Xueman said that I understand, what you said to Brother Qiao just now was duplicity.

The family ethics dramas shown on TV are all like this. Faced with her husband's cheating, housewives pretend to be calm in front of others, and at the same time hold on to their reluctance to divorce.

It's all because there is still love and expectation in my heart!

Zhou Jinheng was almost pouted by what she said, and he didn't dare to reply: "Then you are not afraid that Xiao Qiao will really be abducted?"

Look at your current posture, the corner of your wall is almost being pried away by wild men!

Gu Xueman was full of confidence: "No, my brother and I have a stronger love than gold, and he will not abandon me just for anyone."

The author has something to say: When I was typing today, I was thinking about how to celebrate Qiao Qiao’s birthday, and then I thought that he should be an Aquarius, with a strange brain circuit and the most unconstrained imagination hhhhhhh

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感谢在2021-07-2802:31:36~2021-07-2903:20:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: the silly Huan Xia. 10 bottles; 1 bottle of plum branch on the shoulder, corolla of lost trace, and between the roads;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!