Dazai said he wanted to marry me after amnesia

Dazai fell silent.

It was unnaturally quiet, lying on the bar for a long time without speaking.

Ango Sakaguchi reflected on whether he shouldn't have mentioned this in front of Osamu Dazai.

Sometimes Dazai-kun is very mature, sometimes he looks like a child in front of him and Oda Saku.

"Dazai-kun?"

He looked down, and Osamu Dazai seemed to be asleep with his eyes closed.

The two made eye contact again.

Ango Sakaguchi: Dazai is a little drunk.

Oda: No way,? I've never seen Dazai get drunk.

Osamu Dazai, who pretended to be asleep, looked like a child throwing a temper tantrum, but also like an adult who closed his heart, with words written all over his body: 【Refused to talk】.

"Dazai."

Oda Saku still understood his reaction, and said calmly, "It's not good to escape."

Now Osamu Dazai was snoring.

Seeing that Oda Saku said so, Sakaguchi Ango also said.

"Mr. Odasaku is right. Didn't you come to us to analyze the relationship problem first, Dazai-kun?"

He thinks he can add another side job, a master of emotional counseling?

"Even asked me to work overtime to finish my work and come to accompany you."

It's capricious.

Dazai Osamu didn't know which nerve his words hit, he straightened up suddenly.

"Ango, do you have a recommendation for a suitable hair restorer?"

"...Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

The topic jumps too fast.

"Because Ango works very hard,? I think you may have troubles in this regard."

Going bald or something.

"..."

Sakaguchi Ango smiled: "I'm sorry,? I don't have one."

Dazai-kun, what's the matter with your disappointed expression?

Osamu Dazai hugged his fluffy head, and said in horror.

"I think too much should not be bald."

"No, Dazai has a lot of hair."

As Oda Saku said, he pushed another glass of wine over.

Even if exposed,? Continue to do a good job in assists.

If this is the killer's task, then he is equivalent to getting paid in advance, and of course he has to work hard to complete the task.

He is so serious!

Osamu Dazai saw that it was Long Island Iced Tea again: "..."

Good guy, Odasaku, how much you want me to lose my virginity.

I don't know if Oda's "sincerity" had an effect? ​​After drinking ten glasses of wine in a row, Osamu Dazai lay down on the bar counter again.

Seeing that the goal was achieved, Odasaku took out his mobile phone and edited the email for Kotoko Iwanaga.

Ango Sakaguchi could easily see what Oda Sakunosuke was thinking, so he couldn't say anything, so he could only drink in silence.

——Get Dazai-kun drunk, let Miss Iwanaga come to pick him up and take care of him, so as to cultivate feelings, maybe Dazai-kun can tell the truth after drinking.

Although the plot is a bit old-fashioned, Mr. Odasaku is also very hardworking.

Mr. Dazai should have figured out why he was still drunk.

Could it be a faux pas?Could it be that he is also secretly expecting Miss Iwanaga to pick up his plot, so he is acting with Oda?

Ango Sakaguchi suddenly thought carefully and was terrified.

Scheming boy!

Also, why—

He had a strong premonition that these two people would not succeed? !

Before receiving the email, Kotoko Iwanaga was on a video call with Shelley, who was kindly inviting her to London.

"Now that the war is over, come and play when there is less class, dear."

"There are many handsome men and beauties with super bodies here."

It happened that a tall beauty walked behind Shelley in the picture.

Big breasts, slender waist, big butt, long legs... extraordinarily hot.

Then looked down at his small body: "..."

Iwanaga Kotoko bit the handkerchief resentfully.

Mr. Dazai didn't confess to her, is it because he likes that one more... No, Mr. Dazai must know her feminine charm!

So, after hanging up the phone, she made a second call.

"Mr. Chuya, are you busy?"

"No, I just got off work."

Zhong Yuan also asked: "What's the matter?"

"Do you have any recommendations for medicine to help you grow taller?"

There was an eerie silence for a few seconds.

"You...why do you ask me this, did that bastard Dazai ask you to ask?"

I can imagine the slight twitching of Mr. Chuya's mouth.

"No. Because after reasoning, I think Mr. Chuya may have troubles in this regard, so..."

Hearing that it was too quiet over there, she asked tentatively and cautiously.

"Mr. Nakaya? Can't you share it?"

"You wait, I'll beat you right now."

???

The email notification beeps.

Keeping the call, Yan Yongqin took down the phone, "I'll check the email first."

"Huh? Mr. Dazai is drunk... let me pick it up?"

"Wait," Zhong Yuan's tone sank, "it can't be a trap."

"No, it's from Odasaku-san."

Central Plains also sneered.

"That mackerel also gets drunk sometimes?"

"It's fine if the subordinates can't pick it up. Dazai will really make trouble for you."

He made the final call.

"There's no need to go, Iwanaga, I'll help you contact Dazai's subordinates."

"Thank you Mr. Nakaya for your kindness," she said with a smile, "but I still want to go in person."

This is the opportunity provided to her by Mr. Assist, so seize it!

While Mr. Dazai is drunk, maybe he can do something indescribable.

Central Plains was also speechless.

"You are wearing a cane yourself, how can you support it?"

Did you end up lying on the street with Dazai?

"There's always a way."

Mr. Chuya is a little out of style.

"I'll go with you, wait for me for 10 minutes."

"Don't worry, I'll leave after you move Dazai home for you, and I won't disturb you."

Mr. Chuya has said so, and she can't refuse anymore.

"Then Mr. Nakaya is in trouble."

A new member, Chuya Nakahara, joins.

After Iwanaga Kotoko and Nakahara Chuya met, on the way to the bar, I ran into Edogawa Ranpo who was out to buy snacks, and Yosano Akiko who accompanied him.

A detective watched her.

"Let me guess... Are you going to pick up your boyfriend?"

He suddenly cried out.

"I remembered, Xie Ye, there is a newly opened dessert shop over there, let's go there together!"

Yosano Akiko wanted to complain: He went to pick up her boyfriend, why are you messing around.

However, knowing Luanpo's temper, she sighed: "Okay."

"Alright," Edogawa Ranpo raised his chin at Kotoko Iwanaga, "Ranpo-sama will go with you."

New member Edogawa Ranpo joins.

A new member Yosano Akiko joins.

When passing by the supermarket, I ran into Paul and Yi Guyouta who came to the city to purchase supplies.

When Paul heard that she was going to pick up Osamu Dazai, he immediately frowned disapprovingly.

"It's too late, it's too dangerous, Ms. Yan Yong."

Central Plains Chuya:?Do you think I don't exist?

"I'll go with you."

Although the attitude is respectful, Paul's tone has a kind of irrefutable meaning.

"Sorry, Mr. Yi Gu, I'll just take the things. Would you like to go back first? Or do you want to go together?"

"It's okay," Yi Guyou said with a smile, "I'll be with you."

A new member, Paul, joins.

A new member, Yuta Oto, joins.

……

The team that went to pick up Osamu Dazai was mighty and growing.

When Oda Sakunosuke received the message from Iwanaga Kotoko and helped Dazai Osamu out of the bar, he was stunned when he saw the pick-up team that looked like a gang fight.

"what……"

Why so many people?

Ango Sakaguchi, who was watching the whole process, managed not to laugh out loud.

Hopes are in vain, Dazai-kun.

In June, Kotoko Iwanaga had new troubles.

Mr. Dazai's birthday is approaching, and she made a list of one hundred gift candidates, all of which were rejected by him.

Armed Detective Agency.

During the break, she was sitting by the window calling Mr. Dazai, trying to get him to accept her gift.

"Mr. Dazai, you must be at home and wait for the courier to deliver the goods!"

The gift was a large cardboard box as long as her body. When Mr. Dazai opened it, he would find her inside tied with a ribbon. The snow skin and the red silk complemented each other, and she was tied with a big bow.

Mr. Dazai will definitely be moved by her heart, and he will jump on the hungry tiger and spend an unforgettable birthday night!

Sure enough, this is still the best gift!

"I'll throw it straight into the scrapyard."

Osamu Dazai ruthlessly broke her fantasy.

"How can you do this!"

"There's a meeting, hang up first."

"what?!"

Iwanaga Kotoko turned pale with shock, "Mr. Dazai, you actually want to hang up on your girlfriend and go on a date with another man!"

Then he began to make trouble for no reason: "I don't care, today you have to choose between me and Mori Ogai!"

"...Why do you compare yourself with Mr. Mori?"

Osamu Dazai comforted perfunctorily: "Stop making trouble, and be obedient."

The phone hangs up.

"Ah, damn it."

Kotoko Iwanaga looked at the blacked-out phone interface.

Speaking of which, Mr. Dazai seems to be very busy with work recently...

To say that Mr. Dazai has nothing to do with the words "serious work", and joining the mafia/hand/party is just to observe the violent nature of human beings at close range.It's just that his ability is too good, and he quickly climbed up.

Is it because you want to be promoted to a cadre?

But Mr. Dazai has no interest in the position either.

It should be said that there was a bet with Mr. Nakaya "to see who will be promoted to the cadre first and get the Huangba spit materials", but now that Mr. Nakaya's background has been found out, this bet is invalid.

...do not understand.

Even if you ask Mr. Dazai, you will be perfunctory.

"Thinking about your boyfriend?"

A cheerful voice rang in my ears.

"Mr. Ranpo?"

She looked out the window and replied sullenly, "Yes, what should I do if my boyfriend has a cold personality?"

With a lollipop in his mouth, Edogawa Ranbu dragged a chair and sat beside her side by side, as if he were a good girlfriend talking.

"To put it bluntly, you just want him to take the initiative," he said, "Master Ranbu has a way!"

He took a few bites of the lollipop and began to analyze.

"Although you want him to take the initiative, the current situation is that you have completely taken the initiative. Even if he doesn't take the initiative, it will not affect the relationship."

"So first, you step back, back into the passive position."

"To put it bluntly, if he hasn't contacted you, don't take the initiative to contact him. If he hasn't asked you out, don't ask him out."

"Even if you're together, keep your distance. If he doesn't get close to you, don't get close to him. And it's best that you try to refuse him when he gets close."

Yan Yong Qinzi: "..."

Not to mention how difficult it is for her to restrain herself, the other party is Mr. Dazai!

If she didn't take the initiative, he would definitely say, "It's great that you don't bother me anymore, it's a lot easier."

Doesn't this suit him?

Mr. Ranpo is a mother's solo, right? The way Mr. Ranpo thought of for her is really all right?

"Hey, Lord Ranbu can see what you're thinking, and that suspicious look is too rude."

Edogawa Ranpo solemnly pointed out: "Ranpo-sama does not rely on experience, but observation and reasoning!"

... In short, there is no harm in listening to it?

Yan Yongqinzi straightened his attitude and made a "please" gesture with one hand.

"You continue."

"This alone is not enough, and a greater stimulus is needed."

Edogawa licked away the sugar crystals on his lips in random steps, hooked his lips, and a sly gleam flashed through his open green pupils.

"I'll ask Xie Ye to take you to a good place."

"Better have some way of inadvertently notifying him," he thought, "do you have any idea?"

"I have a black card of Mr. Dazai."

"can."

"But," Yan Yong Qinzi was still hesitating, "is it really good to do this?"

Even if it's just acting, Mr. Dazai may feel uneasy.

Edogawa Ranpo's face suddenly enlarged in front of his eyes.

"I told you..."

The young man who could see through the truth at a glance stared at her and said seriously: "True love sometimes makes mistakes."

Wanting to see the other party jealous, deliberately getting close to the opposite sex.

The desire for monopoly is too strong, excessively interfering in the life of the other party, causing suspicion and dissatisfaction.

Some people broke up during the quarrel, while others worked with each other and walked on.

But Iwan never will deliberately make Dazai uneasy, will not test, will not cross the line, everything is done perfectly step by step.

It's not that she doesn't like Dazai.

On the contrary, if you really like it, you will understand Dazai's heart and take care of his emotions carefully.

Edogawa Ranpo's eyes fell on Iwanaga Kotoko's prosthetic limb and prosthetic eye, and he suddenly had an absurd speculation.

"There is a saying that one eye and one foot are close to the existence of gods."

That would make sense.

Because of divinity, he can always remain rational in his feelings.

"Master Ranpo is joking, this is the result of science. Be a child who loves science."

"……Well."

As if he saw something, Edogawa Ranpo didn't bother with this issue any more.

"In short, don't worry, you're just acting, you won't really do anything."

"I promise in the name of a detective, this method is absolutely effective!"

He swears by it.

"Don't worry, you usually spoil him enough, he understands, and it won't affect your relationship."

I can't help but feel a little sour.

Where can I find such a good girlfriend.

"Besides, that guy actually wants to take this step in his heart, but he is a coward. If there is no external stimulation, he will not be able to do it for a long time."

"Don't you want to see his crazy jealous, possessive side?"

Although I felt that the situation Mr. Ranpo said would not happen, Iwanaga Kotoko was shamefully moved.

Then...just give it a try?

Edogawa raised his chin triumphantly.

"If it succeeds, how can I thank the world's number one detective?"

"Send you a photo album of the hottest girls in swimsuits in June."

"..."

"Just kidding, how about the top 10 desserts in June?"

"make a deal!"

"Just do what Master Ranpo says!"

I can't bear to see Iwanaga-san's troubled look.

Besides, he was also looking forward to the out-of-control side of that black/hand/party quasi-cadre.

"By the way, don't let the president know about this matter, let alone the method I provided, otherwise the president will teach me a lesson."

At this moment, a middle-aged man's voice sounded from behind.

"What can't I know, Luanbu?"

Edogawa Ranpo: "..."