Dazai said he wanted to marry me after amnesia

Not only strength, but Gojo Satoru's appearance can also be regarded as the ceiling of the game world. With a slender figure of more than 1.9 meters, his muscular lines are perfect.

Before Kotoko Iwanaga had time to take a second look, a certain feline creature walked behind the laptop without saying a word, trying to cover the computer with its body.

"Ehhh!"

She hastily stopped.

"When I close it, I can't see Mr. Gojo's body/body, isn't that right? It's the situation over there!"

The Ragdoll cat went to sit between her and the computer screen again, its fluffy body just blocked the beautiful view over there, and its iris-colored cat pupils stared at her.

Meow meow meow?

What's wrong with this cat?

Yan Yong Qinzi suddenly felt chilly.On the contrary, the nasal cavity became hot again.

pat.

A small cloud of scarlet bloomed across the carpet.

Yan Yong Qinzi: "..."

doll cat:"……"

"Meow!"

The cat arched its body, even its hair was blown, and it seemed to be trembling slightly... frightened by the nosebleed?Still angry?

She actually felt the cold anger in the cat's pupils.

Iwanaga Kotoko took out a tissue from the side and wiped it, but luckily it was only a little bit.Thinking back,? It should be that the previous lunch was a little bit angry.

"It's not my fault,? Why did Mr. Dazai not satisfy my desires?"

Yan Yong Qinzi said,? There is a subtle sense of guilt... No,? What is she guilty of with a cat.

She coughed lightly, and pushed the cat away.

"Get out of the way,? Don't block me from looking at the handsome man."

I just look, just look, and do nothing.

Although I see beautiful men, I still love Mr. Dazai.

(Although I love Mr. Dazai,? But it doesn't delay me watching beautiful men.)

...Ah,? Don't forget business!

Kotoko Iwanaga saved a file, and then notified Sadako and the vixen in a way unique to monsters.

It's time to start!

On the screen—

In the winter weather, there was already insufficient light, and Gojo Satoru's room became darker at some point, and the whole room was haunted by ghosts.

The man didn't seem to notice,? Sitting on the edge of the bed with lowered eyes.

The TV suddenly flickered and flickered.

"……Um?"

Gojo Satoru looked up.

The TV freezes on a black-and-white picture. A woman with black hair and white skirt crawls out of the well. Getting closer and closer to the screen, a head completely covered by her hair pokes out from the TV, followed by blue and white hands——

Gojo Satoru remained motionless.

Scared?

[Wujo Wu · Mood fluctuations: 9]

What's the matter, why did it decrease a little.

"Hi--"

Gojo Satoru raised his hand suddenly, emotionally.

"I've been waiting all night, why did you come here. Hahaha don't worry, the strongest will not be frightened by ghosts. Climb quickly, the movement is too slow, I will fall asleep when you climb out! Are you covering your face because you don't have makeup? By the way, do you have other accomplices..."

blah blah blah.

Iwanaga Kotoko: "...Continue."

"That's right, that's it, hurry up, do you want me to teach you how to climb, you are too incompetent!"

Seeing Sadako crawling out, Gojo Satoru became more and more excited, and slapped the air to the side.

"Haha, it's so interesting, it turns out that Sadako will really crawl out of the TV, Jay--" Look.

He stopped suddenly.

All emotions ebbed away.

He slowly withdrew his hand that had stopped in mid-air.

[Wujo Wu · Mood fluctuations: 30]

"..."

Yan Yong Qinzi observed for a while, "Come back."

Sadako shrank back to the TV.

She wanted to call the other guy back, but the banshee, who was very expressive, rushed out regardless of her instructions.

The bathroom door opens.

Amidst the curling heat, the glamorous girl walked out, and the bathrobe was clearly not properly worn.

"Yeah, you're awake."

She scratched her head and posed, and kept winking at the man beside the bed, "Do it again, little~brother~brother~"

Gojo Satoru didn't even look at her.

"roll."

[Wujo Wu · Mood fluctuations: 31]

Needless to say, this increase is anger.

Under the strongest coercion, the vixen turned pale with fright, and rushed out the door.

Yay, let's hit the muzzle.Yan Yongqinzi sighed.

From just now, Gojo Satoru's mood was not right.

Kotoko Iwanaga looked at the screen.Gojo Satoru was staring straight in the direction of the camera, as if he was looking at her through the screen, with a cold expression.

...was it discovered?

probably not.The system de-blocked her device.

Unless—Gojo Satoru realized something.

Iwanaga Kotoko remembered a sentence Gojo Satoru once asked in the lipstick incident, what do you want to ask me for lipstick again and again.

To be cautious, she chose [Read File].

The time goes back to before Sadako and the vixen came out.

Yan Yong Qinzi stopped them: "No need, you go back." Anyway, everyone knows the result.

Sadako and Fox Actuary are common urban ghost stories.

She didn't expect to rely on them to make Gojo Satoru's mood swings reach 60, but she just wanted to test it out.

There is a certain truth in "telling the truth after drinking".It is easy to lose control of emotions after drinking. If you stimulate it, you may get some unexpected information.

- Jay.

Yan Yong Kotoko lay on the bed, looking at the ceiling and muttering.

"... Xia Youjie?"

Indeed, she should have thought of this earlier.

——The person who killed with his own hands reappeared.

Xia Youjie was a good friend who was killed by Gojo Satoru himself.After saying this name, Gojo Satoru's mood value rose from 9 to 30.

The man was still asleep in her guest room.Rescue is revived, but I don't know when I will wake up.

There is another person, Fu Hesher.

Fu Heisher is the father of Fu Heihui, a strong man who almost killed Gojo Wu, and was later killed by the awakened Wujo Wu.After hearing Fu Heisher's last words, Gojo Satoru went to find Fu Heihui and adopted him.

Kei doesn't seem to know about this yet.

Xia Youjie's words are more emotionally intimidating.

Fu Heisher's words are more...species deterrent?

Thinking about it, Yan Yong Qinzi suddenly realized something.

—Where's her cat? !

There was no cat in the house, only the windows were open, and the cold wind poured in relentlessly.

Think back to the timeline where she just pushed the cat away from the screen and it ran away.

"........."

The master looked at the other men and was about to run away from home.What kind of cat did she have?

Tasks aside.Iwanaga Kotoko got up resignedly and mobilized all the monsters to search for cats all over the world.

Finally, finally, Kotoko Iwanaga found her cat, who had been missing for a day, by the river.

When it was lifted ashore by the Kappa, the cat was still trying to struggle. It was not known whether it was too cold or too hungry, but in the end it still did not struggle.The bandages wrapped around her body were gone, probably washed away by the water.

The cat fur was completely drenched and stuck to his body. He was a fat man before, but now he is skinny.

Yan Yong Qinzi really wanted to teach the cat a lesson, but seeing its pitiful appearance, he couldn't bear it.

"Why are you so careless?"

Not minding that it was soaking wet, she wrapped it inside the coat so that it would be somewhat warmer.

I could feel that the piece of clothes was soaked, and the slightly trembling body of the puppet cat.

She walked onto the embankment and got in the car to go home.

"I've convinced you, what are you arguing about?"

"If you're sick, I'll take you to the hospital, and you'll get an injection. You still run into the water in such a cold day... Do you really think you're Mr. Dazai when you're called Dazai?"

Yan Yong Qinzi did not expect that more troublesome things were yet to come.

Drenched all over, the first thing I do when I get home is of course to wash the cat.

Sensing her intentions, the puppet cat immediately began to struggle.But this time, Yan Yong Qinzi had been prepared for a long time, and the monsters appeared to block its way.

One cat is no match for all monsters.

Finally, he was abducted into the bathroom.

"Unexpectedly, the first time I took a bath was with a cat... I obviously wanted to be with Mr. Dazai."

The heater in the bathroom was turned on fully, and Kotoko Iwanaga only wore a towel around her body, and threw the wet clothes into the basket beside her.

The marble sink is big enough, the water temperature is suitable, and pet toiletries have been prepared long ago...but the cat is extremely uncooperative!When she made bubbles with both hands and touched the cat's body, the puppet cat struggled violently, as if it was about to be molested.

The splash of water wet the towel on her body!

I heard that cats don't like bathing, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult.Didn't this cat run into the water by itself? It stands to reason that it shouldn't be afraid of water.

After fighting for a long time, Iwanaga Kotoko also became a little angry.

This kind of deja vu feeling of being rejected!

"If you do this again, I'll ask Hui to wash it for you!"

What's wrong.

The beauty is still unwilling to take a bath (no).

The puppet cat paused for a moment, probably considering whether she was more terrifying or Fu Hei Huixi.The doors and windows are guarded by monsters, and it cannot sneak out.

In the end it chose to give up struggling.

The puppet cat was paralyzed in the sink and pretended to be dead. The whole cat exuded a depressed atmosphere of "I've been touched and I'm not clean anymore". It was probably a useless cat.

Yan Yongqinzi pretended to wash the cat with no intentions, picked it up and put it on the dry towel next to it, then squinted and smiled.

"It really is a little tomcat."

"?!"

"Meow!"

Sit up in a dying illness!

Its fur exploded for a moment, and it struggled wildly. The claw hook accidentally caught Qinzi's bath towel, and under the influence of strength, it pulled——

Yan Yong Qinzi felt a chill all over.

"Meow--?!"

The puppet cat exploded even more, and it was about to expand into a ball.

See no evil!See no evil!

Iwanaga Kotoko was fine.She was supposed to take off in the bathroom, and the cat had finished washing, so she was about to take a bath.

The belated pain came from the collarbone and the back of the hand.

"Hey...it hurts."

Yan Yongqinzi raised his hand, and there were a few bright red scratches on it, and tiny blood beads came out.Both the person and the cat froze for a moment.

"I'm going to get a rabies vaccine..." She was a little aggrieved, "You actually caught me."

Although Dazai struggled a lot before, he put away his claws and slapped her without pain.Maybe I didn't pay attention this time?

The puppet cat turned its back and didn't look at her, but her figure was also reflected in the mirror of the sink. It made a strange meow, jumped down, and squatted in front of the bathroom door.

After washing her body, Kotoko Yan Yong stepped into the bathtub, turned her head and saw the back of the puppet cat wishing to break through the door, and did not look at her from the beginning to the end.

"You'll catch a cold if you go out now, and I'll dry you after I finish washing."

"Dazai, won't you come to take a bath? Today's bath salt is toffee-flavored, very sweet."

"My hands hurt so badly."

After talking for a long time, Zaimao ignored her, and at most moved his ears twice.

Iwanaga Kotoko felt bored, retracted her eyes, shrunk down, put her hands on the side of the bathtub, let the milky white hot spring water flow over her chin, the warm feeling spread all over her body, and she relaxed.

I kind of miss Mr. Dazai.

"What are you doing now Mr. Dazai..."

A numb feeling came from the back of the hand.

Yan Yongqinzi stretched out her head and saw Da Zaimao arrived at the bathtub at some point, gently licking the wound on her hand.There are barbs on the cat's tongue, which is itchy and crispy, and most of the burning pain has dissipated.

Of course she would not let go of this opportunity, and her backhand was a monkey picking up a cat.

The puppet cat seemed to have expected her behavior a long time ago, and was carried into the bathtub by her resignedly.

Hey, let's throw ourselves into the trap.

"Shouldn't you lick it here too?"

Iwanaga Kotoko pointed to the collarbone.

"Oh, I really want Mr. Dazai to leave traces here, even more forcefully and roughly-"

Greedy, but if you can't eat it, it's outrageous.

I don't know if she read it wrong, the puppet cat secretly rolled its eyes?

"You are just like Mr. Dazai."

Yan Yong Qinzi murmured strangely.

"Mr. Dazai is also like this. As soon as he gets close to him, he turns and runs away, and he can't find him anywhere. But if he really ignores him, he will sneak up again in fear of loneliness."

"Essentially a fool who deceives others and deceives himself."

The Ragdoll cat listened very quietly, its long fur floating in the water like seaweed.

but……

I also want the idiot to know that he is worthy of liking.

A sense of sadness suddenly flooded into her heart like a tide, and Kotoko Iwanaga cried out while hugging the cat.The cat was stiff.

"I miss Dazai-san wow..."

But what can I think, Mr. Dazai doesn't answer the phone or email, even if he goes out, he can't be found.

"Let me tell you, he exceeded the mark, really exceeded the mark..."

"Don't answer the phone and don't answer the email, so annoying!"

"If things go on like this, when will I be able to take a bath with Mr. Dazai, wow... I want to share the same scented shower gel with my boyfriend!"

After howling half-truth for a while, Iwanaga Kotoko felt the puppet cat gently licking her side face.

Is Dazai trying to comfort her?

The puppet really is a little angel!

"Speaking of..."

Iwanaga Kotoko held it in front of her eyes again and observed it for a while.

"I heard from Kei that the puppet should have blue eyes...like Mr. Nakaya and Mr. Gojo?"

Why is she only iris eyes.Hybridization?

Iwanaga Kotoko felt that it was true that cats could understand human speech. After she said that, Dazai Mao swam aside and ignored her, with her forelimbs resting on the edge of the bathtub, and her back looked awkward.

She hurried over to stick her cheek.

"I didn't mean that their eyes are beautiful, the most beautiful ones are of course our Dazai's eyes."

—Oh, woman.

After a strange human-cat heart-to-heart talk (?) and stopping two puppet cats from attempting to drown in the bath water, Kotoko Iwanaga's bath ended.

The puppet cat is a noble among cats. It is very beautiful in itself, and it is even more fragrant and soft after washing and drying. It is like a walking toffee. Kotoko Iwanaga loves it.After several struggles to no avail, Dazai lay down and let himself inhale, looking a bit self-defeating.

After sucking enough pussy, Kotoko Iwanaga lay on the bed and texted Fukuroe.

The puppet cat she used as a pillow was already asleep.

[Fu Hei-jun, are you busy now? 】

After a while, there was a reply.

【fine. 】

[Have you finished your homework? 】

【...Is this what you want to say? 】

how come.

Yan Yongqinzi snorted twice.

[How does the previous dessert taste, do you like it? 】

【taste good. 】

Huihui is taking care of her mood, she obviously doesn't like sweets.

[I originally wanted to find a chance to let that guy thank you personally, but he got drunk somewhere, and just calmed down and fell asleep. 】

Pfft, it was really hard work.

It seems that Gojo Satoru has also reached home safely, so there is no problem.

[By the way, I found out, my puppet is a male cat. 】

[Tom cat. 】Fu Heihui replied, 【Remember to take it for sterilization. 】

...Yes.

Putting the phone away, Kotoko Iwanaga glanced at the puppet cat under her head.

Dazai slept soundly, never thinking about the fate that would meet him.

Scrapyard.

The sound of machines running in the dark space.The lid of the game compartment was opened, but the people inside remained silent for a long time.

half an hour.

Osamu Dazai raised his hand to cover his hot cheek.

bad bad bad bad...

It's too bad!

"What's on that guy's mind..."

"Don't you have any precautions?"

It's not that he hasn't seen women during some missions, but why this time...

Also, that's enough, why is that guy professing his love everywhere even though he himself is not there.I know, I know you miss me.

A low moan leaked between the fingers, half crying and half laughing.

"This is really..."

After an unknown amount of time, Osamu Dazai calmed down and picked up the mobile phone beside him.

In a series of well-behaved text messages, someone's text bombing is particularly conspicuous.

The corners of Dazai Osamu's lips could not help but curl up, and then immediately pressed down.

He goes back to the side container.

There was an unexpected visitor inside.

"Where did you go?"

Zhong Yuanzhong just asked casually, but he didn't really care.

He gestured to the documents on the table: "There is a task leader who wants us to go together, the location is... What are you doing so close?!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also widened his eyes.

He almost punched him up!

"What?" Osamu Dazai straightened up, lacking in interest, "blue eyes aren't that pretty either."

Central Plains is also at a loss.

"baffling."

"Task--"

"I know, I know, plan B is fine. You can go, Chuya," Dazai Osamu said perfunctorily, his pupils dimmed, "A bunch of little guys, let's get rid of it as soon as possible."

Unlike Qinzi who is on vacation, he has a job with the underworld/hand/party, so he can't stay in the game room all day long. When necessary, he will turn on the automatic mode, that is, sleep.

Anyway, it is not surprising that cats are a species that sleeps twenty hours a day.

But Dazai Osamu did not expect that this time, he almost lost something important.

……

Enemies are as inconspicuous as a five-yen coin, but they're tougher than you think.

It has been two days since Osamu Dazai returned to the game——

The field of vision gradually became clear, and through the transparent part of the cat bag, the bottles, cans, and equipment outside could be seen shining coldly, and the air was filled with a faint smell of disinfectant.

not at home.

Where did Qinzi take him?

"Miss, your cat can really sleep, it's still not awake."

"I do not know either……"

The sound of the piano.

"Doctor, are we going to act later?" It sounded eager to try.

acting?What play?

"I have performed no less than a thousand surgeries, and acted in no less than a hundred scenes! You can rest assured of your acting skills!"

"Then please!"

Osamu Dazai listened for a while but didn't understand why, stretched his waist, and called out in a delicate and soft voice.

"Meow~"

The cat is awake, the cat wants to hug.

"Ah, Dazai woke up."

Iwanaga Kotoko happily opened the cat bag and held him in her arms.

"Qinzi."

The boy with the head of a sea urchin walked in, holding two drinks in his hand.He handed one of the cups to Iwanaga Kotoko.

"Thank you, Mr. Fuhei."

Dazai:?

He smelled the aroma of milk tea.

What happened, when did these two guys get along so well?

"Mr. Fuhei drank black coffee."

Yan Yong Qinzi leaned over and took a look, "It looks handsome."

The boy looked a little uncomfortable.

"Thank you, thank you?"

"You know how much trouble my boyfriend has with his coffee - 'Coffee with more milk, lightly iced but no ice cubes, deca/caffeinated, double sugar'."

Yan Yong Kotoko sighed, "Why don't you just ask for iced milk?"

"But this kind of troublesome place is also the charm of Dazai-san."

Dazai:?

Why do you remember so clearly.

Isn't it just black coffee, he will drink it when he returns home.

The doctor came over and exchanged glances with Kotoko Iwanaga.

He stretched out his claws.

"Come on kitty."

Yan Yongqinzi entered the scene in a second.

"Doctor, what are you doing to my cat?!"

The doctor grabbed the cat's forelegs and pulled them hard.

"You can rest assured to give it to me!"

"No, I don't want it," Yan Yong Kotoko hugged the cat tightly in his arms, "I won't let go, Da Zai!"

"Stop struggling!"

"Dazai—"

What a pompous act.

Fu Heihui: "..."

Indifferent face.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

To be honest, even he sometimes can't figure out Qinzi's brain circuit.

It may be that there was too much movement, and other people in the pet hospital also surrounded him.

A middle-aged woman in gold and silver spoke.

"Miss, your cat is so beautiful, it's a pity to be neutered. In this way, if you want to let it breed in my cattery, the price is up to you! Let it be accompanied by many young female cats every day, and its life is happy. !"

At this moment, the doctor finally snatched the cat from Iwanaga Kotoko.

"Be obedient and grab your little cat, your master can't save you."

"Now, say goodbye to your balls."

Osamu Dazai: ...?

What are you trying to do to me? !

"Meow--"