Dazai said he wanted to marry me after amnesia

"Also, Mr. Dazai, I heard from the nurse that you caused them a lot of trouble during your stay in the hospital."

"Eh, is there any?"

Someone is trying to get away with being cute.

Iwanaga Kotoko told the story of someone's suicide one by one.

As her words fell, Osamu Dazai became expressionless.

"Tsk."

"Doesn't this hospital protect personal privacy?"

"You actually think this is privacy?" Yan Yongqinzi was surprised, "There is a suicidal man in the hospital-isn't this already a well-known thing?"

"Don't trouble others." She couldn't help but said.

...What's the matter with this worrying mood?

"Okay."

Yan Yong Qinzi clapped both hands, offering a killer trump card.

"Since I said that this is the last attempt, I will increase my offensive. At the same time, I will let the monsters be optimistic about Mr. Dazai not to commit suicide. I don't want some people to chase after him and disappear."

"In order to protect Mr. Dazai's right to privacy, please inform me in advance."

As for the methods the monsters will adopt... Does she control it?

It is estimated that -

Standing on the edge of the roof, Osamu Dazai suddenly put a cold hand on his shoulder: "Please cherish life, Mr. Dazai."

Osamu Dazai looked in the mirror late at night, and a strange face appeared in the mirror: "Please cherish life, Mr. Dazai."

Osamu Dazai stood by the window, and the bloody hands outside slammed on the window: "Please cherish life, Mr. Dazai."

Osamu Dazai looked at the ceiling, with long black hair hanging from the ceiling: "Please cherish life, Mr. Dazai."

Osamu Dazai lifted the toilet lid and poked his head out of the toilet: "Please cherish life, Mr. Dazai."

... something like that.

Osamu Dazai also thought of this.

"Is there any room for me to refuse?" He sighed.

monster eh.

He's invisible, intangible, invulnerable, and more annoying than a slug.

"But don't worry, Mr. Dazai, the monsters will only show up when you commit suicide. Usually you watch small movies and play with sticks—they will pretend to be invisible."

—they will avoid it.

"...The voice of the heart and the words are reversed."

"Ah, is it?"

For the next period of time, Osamu Dazai fell into dire straits.

When Qinzi told him that day, he had a bad premonition, but out of curiosity and the idea that "it would be good to die at the hands of monsters", he didn't take special countermeasures.

The result was tragic.

When a friend came to visit, Osamu Dazai grabbed him and poured out his bitterness.

"It's too much, Odasaku," Mao Mao said with an aggrieved face, "No matter how much I want to drown, I would never choose a place like the toilet!"

This is beyond the scope of guarding him!

"You know that feeling of horror when you look up after washing your face, see yourself in the mirror and say, 'Hey hey hey, I love life, I want to live a long life' - that thrilling feeling?!"

"As soon as I stretched my feet out of the bed at night, a cold hand immediately stretched out from under the bed and grabbed my ankle, 'Don't worry about it in the middle of the night! I have seniors and children, and if anything happens to you, the princess will definitely forgive me. I can't. Don't do stupid things'!"

"What a stupid thing to do, I just can't sleep so get some air."

Now I really want to die.

"Even the lovely nurses have all become male nurses!"

How terrible.

I can't fly no matter what~ this colorful world~

"Ah, this... sounds a bit troublesome."

The expression of the red-haired young man was completely different from Dazai Osamu's calmness, "Speaking of what a monster looks like, I haven't seen it yet."

"? Shouldn't comforting me be the priority at this time, Odasaku?"

"Do you need reassurance now?"

Oda Sakunosuke glanced at Osamu Dazai strangely.

The expression on the other party's face still had the ecstasy after the narration, and it was a little more lively than the usual world-weary look.

There is also a girl who is peeling rabbit apples next to her, whom she met once at the scrapyard.

Dazai choked.

"If you need comfort, I will do it." Oda Saku said seriously.

"This kind of speech makes people not know how to answer, as expected of Oda Saku."

"And as for the appeasement work, isn't Ms. Iwanaga doing it?"

Oda Sakunosuke looked at Kotoko Iwanaga who was fighting against Rabbit Apple.The girl couldn't cut it well, and her cheeks were puffed up with anger. Finally, she just threw the knife away and stuffed the incomplete apple piece into Dazai Osamu's mouth. "Come, taste my love, Mr. Dazai, ah—"

"No."

"Don't be shy."

Oda Sakunosuke noticed: This rabbit's ears are about to break.

Looking away, the plate on the bedside table is also full of rabbit apples... rabbit apples with missing ears.

He stood up and looked over to the bed. The trash can was full of apple peels, and there were several boxes of apples piled up in the corner.

This is the amount that has been hoarded for several months?

"This rabbit's ears are about to break off, I won't eat it!"

Osamu Dazai frantically dodges.

Dazai, who usually likes to interact with women and behaves elegantly, would behave like this.Really rare.

Still care about bunny ears?Is the childlike innocence still alive in this kind of place?

Odasaku thought silently.

"Then Dazai-san will treat it as a lop-eared rabbit!"

Yan Yongqinzi persevered.

"I've been eating apples for half a month!"

I'm going to throw up again!

"It's said that what you eat tastes like it comes out, maybe it tastes like apples. Come on, Dazai-san—"

"???"

Odasaku felt that he couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

come out?What's coming out? ? ?

Dazai gritted his teeth.

Seeing this, Yan Yongqinzi no longer insisted.

"That's right, it's been half a month, it's time for a change. I found other good things—"

Before Osamu Dazai recovered his breath, he saw Kotoko Iwanaga pulling out a long yam from nowhere.

"It is said that yam nourishes/yin/strengthens/yang and can bring vitality to the body."

"Come on, Dazai-san, ah~~~"

Oda Sakunosuke finally understood, not only understood, but also slightly surprised.

"Have you all reached this point, you still need medical treatment, Dazai—" The body is not bad.

Maybe it's just recovering from a serious injury?

The reliable adult frowned slightly.

"Could it be too early, Dazai, let's wait. I can't help but remember to take measures, and..."

Osamu Dazai interrupted him: "There is no such thing——hmm!"

Yan Yongqinzi took the opportunity to stuff the yam into his mouth.

Odasaku: "..."

He never thought that one day he would feel sympathy for Dazai.

After achieving the goal, Kotoko Iwanaga clapped her hands in satisfaction, and turned to Odasaku: "Mr. Odasaku, do you want to see monsters?"

"is it okay?"

"of course."

Kotoko Iwanaga walked to the wide area of ​​the room, bouncing around and drawing a five-pointed star magic circle in mid-air with her cane.

Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to turn his head and spit out the yam.

Oda Saku, who witnessed a series of interactions between the two: "..."

Still... don't betray your friends.

He looked at the glowing magic circle, and commented: "It looks like that."

"That's not true," Dazai Osamu had already figured out Kotoko Iwanaga's tricks, "This guy can be summoned directly, just want to get a kick out of it."

Iwanaga Kotoko was in a hurry: "Mr. Dazai!"

What to dismantle.

"By the way, Mr. Dazai, where's your yam?"

"……ate."

"Eat so fast? It seems that you like it very much. I will send another box later."

"..."

The magic circle disappeared, and a child in a hospital gown appeared.

Yan Yong Qinzi was diverted attention: "It's him."

The ghost of a child died of a terminal illness.

"My lord princess."

The child greeted Kotoko Iwanaga, glanced timidly at the three people in the room, and decisively chose to hug Oda as his thigh.

"This child is usually very shy. It seems that Mr. Odasaku is very popular with children."

"yes."

Oda Sakunosuke received such an evaluation for the first time.

"Speaking of which, does Mr. Odasaku have a girlfriend? If necessary, I can introduce it to you. What kind of type does Mr. Odasaku like? There are any types..." Kotoko Iwanaga talked endlessly.

"……oh oh."

Oda was a little dizzy.

Fortunately, Yan Yongqinzi was going to reexamine, but he couldn't destroy him for long.Before leaving, she was reluctant to part with the door frame and showed her small head.

"Mr. Odasaku, come to me if you need anything, you're welcome."

"Mr. Dazai's friends are my friends!"

The door is closed.

The room suddenly returned to silence.

Odasaku felt a little strange.I usually drink with Dazai, and Dazai is basically talking non-stop. This is the first time I have seen a guy who can talk better than Dazai.

He organized his words: "Dazai, restrain yourself, you had the surgery."

"Oda Saku, don't trust others so easily."

Osamu Dazai had the illusion that his innocence had been wiped out by Kotoko, although he seemed to have no such thing as innocence.

He pulled the quilt over his head.

"Oh, just let me suffocate in the quilt!"

"Is there no such thing?" Oda Sakunosuke recalled, "She seems to like to say that kind of content to you."

"I don't know why." Osamu Dazai said.

Qinzi's words will not shock him from the bottom of his heart, but he is a teenager after all, and the other party will drive when he disagrees... Occasionally he will be shocked.

"Maybe I thought you liked that kind of content."

"?!"

Osamu Dazai lifted the quilt abruptly and sat up, "Odasaku, why did you misunderstand me so much!"

What does he like? !

His blood is black, not yellow!

"Isn't Ms. Yan Yong pursuing you? If you pursue, you must say what the other party wants to hear."

Otherwise how to chase.

Odasaku felt that his logic was fine.

"No..."

Osamu Dazai raised his forehead, feeling so helpless that he started laughing.

"Hahaha...how should I put it, as expected of Odasaku hahaha..."

Odasaku picked up the teacup beside him.Kotoko Iwanaga rushed to brew the tea, saying that it was a friend of Mr. Dazai who wanted to show the hospitality of the hostess (?).After taking a sip, it was too strong.

Then he opened his mouth softly.

"I think you're enjoying it, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai was wearing a loose white bathrobe after the operation. I don't know if it was because he temporarily left the black/hand/party environment, and the bloody smell on his body dissipated a little.Aside from the black mud essence, he looks like a gloomy and beautiful boy.

If Dazai really doesn't want to get in touch with that girl, he can think of many ways to get out, and very few people can deal with his mind.

On the other hand, looking at his current appearance, he is actually having a bit of fun?

"After all, no one dares to be so bold to you, and no one dares to say these things to you anymore."

Those women who approached Osamu Dazai with ulterior motives now don't know where they are buried.

Oda Sakunosuke shook the teacup.

The tea stalk has stood up, and it seems that something good will happen.

"No."

Osamu Dazai stretched his limbs on the bed, and lazily said: "Compared to this kind of guy who is smaller than Zhong, I still prefer a gentle big sister."

"Can you ask Ms. Yan Yong to introduce?"

"I will be killed by the monster."

"Isn't that exactly what you wished for?"

"..."

"Ah."

Blocked by his friends one after another, Osamu Dazai moaned, "Oda Saku doesn't know how scary she is! I've never seen such a difficult girl, it's a nightmare worse than a slug."

But Oda Sakunosuke had a good impression of Iwanaga Kotoko.

He and Dazai have known each other for a while.He could see the loneliness surrounding Dazai, but he didn't step into it.

Maybe someone, he thought, could do it.

"Miss Iwanaga is smart, and she has a good ability to talk to monsters, which can be helpful in gathering information. She has a cheerful personality, which complements you just right. She is also cute, right? I heard that her family background is also very good, and her etiquette and behavior vary widely. The occasion is perfectly fine. The most important thing is—”

"She likes you very much."

Oda Sakunosuke counted them one by one, like an old father worried about his son.

It really fits well with Dazai.

"No."

Osamu Dazai interrupted him suddenly.

Oda Saku raised his eyes, Dazai Osamu had his back to him, shrank into the bed slowly like a mackerel, showing that he didn't want to talk anymore.

"I'm not going to like this guy."

"Absolutely not."