Retirement in Qing Chuanwen

Now there are only two ways in front of Bayar, either to admit that his head is indeed growing on his buttocks, or not to admit that his head is growing on his buttocks.

Let’s talk about admitting first. Bayar said that it is impossible for him to admit it. If he admits that his head is on his buttocks, will he lose face in the future?

He is almost ten years old now, isn't he almost ten months old, and he is not a fool, how could he admit that his head is growing on his buttocks?

But if you don't admit it...

Bayar glanced at the stick in Brigud's hand that hadn't been thrown away. It was as thick as his wrist. Although Bayar had thick skin, he was just taken by Brigud Come and pump his butt, he now feels a dull pain in his butt.

If this falls on him elsewhere...

Bayar shook his body involuntarily, and nodded at Brigud like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, Abu, my head is on the butt."

When Bayar said these words, he seemed to hear his own dignity and face shattered to the ground.

But it doesn't matter, a fool doesn't need dignity and face.

……

Although this incident ended with Bayar just getting a stick from Brigud, Bayar felt that there was nothing to be too happy about.

That's right, he did escape a catastrophe and was not beaten again. If it were changed to before, his ass would probably be smashed by Abu (it was his own, yes), but now he was just beaten Just a stick, but!yes!

The latter 99 sticks were offset by him pretending to be a fool by giving up his face and dignity!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The next day, Bayar, who limped to the Shang's study, went to settle accounts with the eldest brother. No matter what kind of coquettish Dafa, it doesn't work at all.

"Impossible, it's absolutely impossible." Eldest brother totally refused to accept Bayar's bad reviews, "I have practiced this trick myself, and it succeeds every time. Why didn't it work when I got to you?"

But the big brother is not unreasonable. Seeing that Bayar was really limping, he had obviously been beaten, so he said, "Talk to me carefully, and I'll see if I can help you." You found the problem."

So Bayar said, of course, no matter how straightforward he is, it is impossible for him to tell the fact that his head is indeed growing on the buttocks. After acting like a baby, he, Abu, directly suspected that he had been beaten stupid by him.

The little prince on the side almost died laughing after hearing this, thinking that Bayar and Abu’s reaction is normal, imagine a son who bleeds and doesn’t shed tears suddenly acted like a spoiled child to him, plus he was beaten by himself before. With a stick, although it didn't hit the head, it seems reasonable to wonder if he was beaten stupid by himself.

Well, the only thing that can't be justified is that Bayar's Abu doubts and doubts. How can he ask such unreliable doubts?

Really want to die laughing.

The elder brother's reaction was different from that of the little prince. He confirmed two things after hearing Bayar's words——

First of all, Bayar was beaten before acting like a baby; secondly, after Bayar finished acting like a baby, he really didn't get beaten again.

To sum up, the Dafa of coquettishness he taught Bayar is completely feasible!

"Where did you fail? Isn't this a success?" The elder brother looked at Bayar and said, "Didn't Abu stop hitting you after you acted like a baby?"

This is true, but...but..."But I, Abu, suspect that I was beaten stupid."

"That's your problem, Abu." Eldest Brother said, "I'm acting like a baby with my Huang Ama, and my Huang Ama doesn't think there is something wrong with my brain."

Bayar: "..."

Is this so?

"Besides, you also have a problem." The elder brother said, "Just act like a baby immediately after you admit your mistake to Abu, maybe you don't even have to suffer that stick."

"If you don't have to take that stick, why would you, Abu, feel that you were beaten stupidly?"

Bayar: "..."

Well, it seems to be?

"Anyway, listen to me. If there is another time, you can just act like a baby. I guarantee you will not be beaten." The elder brother vowed.

Seeing that Bayar seemed about to be persuaded by the elder brother, the little prince said, "...???"

No, no, no, no, no?

It's not true that there are still people who believe the boss's nonsense, right?

Facts have proved that there are indeed some people who believe the words of Big Brother, such as Bayar.

At the beginning, Bayar really felt that he was cheated by the big brother, but after listening to the big brother's explanation, he felt that what he taught seemed to be correct. It was because he used the wrong timing, which led to some results. Just a deviation.

Especially if you think about it along the line of thinking that big brother said, Bayar thinks so even more.

The little prince: "...???"

No.

that……

I'm afraid his head doesn't really grow on his butt, does he?

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Originally, Miao promised Xuejing to compete for favor but failed, which would only make her a joke in the palace, but Kangxi ordered the imperial edict, and even the concubine Jing was the one who was laughed at.

In the beginning, apart from the nobleman and the client, no one really thought that Miao promised to dare to compete for favor, and there was even Jingfei's support behind her back.

You must know that Concubine Jing has always followed the path of innocence, treating herself like a fairy in the Nine Heavens, and she does not eat the fireworks of the world.

Although the concubines in the palace couldn't understand her like this, they had to admit that her image was indeed deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so that when the news of Miao's promise to compete for favor spread, everyone laughed at the concubine, but there was no doubt. There is her handwriting behind it.

Unexpectedly, never expected——

Concubine Jing actually got a foot in the back?

"It's really laughable." Concubine Duan, who returned to Qixiang Palace after greeting Concubine Tong Jia that day, couldn't help laughing, "Yesterday the emperor didn't issue an order to warn her, Concubine Jing is still stable, but after the imperial edict issued by the emperor, concubine Jing is now acting as a man with her tail between her legs."

Think about how tough Concubine Jing fought back when Concubine Rong and the others watched her joke yesterday.

What about today?

His tongue seemed to be taken away by a cat, and he didn't make a sound all morning.

"Sure enough, if the people in the Forbidden City want to look clean and proud of themselves, then there is only one way to be favored." Concubine Duan entered the palace earlier than Concubine Jing. At that time, Concubine Jing was such an arrogant person, Disdain to form cliques with concubines in the palace for personal gain.

Concubine Duan originally thought that Concubine Jing would continue like this, but she never expected that after she fell out of favor, she lost her arrogance and arrogance, and became the type of person she looked down on the most.

Relying on low-ranking concubines to secure favor.

Concubine Duan couldn't help shaking her head after Concubine Jing finished making jokes, and said with emotion: "But then again, this Dai Jia family is indeed very favored, Concubine Jing's Jingyang Palace is close to Jingxiu Palace, Lord Long Live is going to Jingxiu Palace one after another, and it's hard for Concubine Jing to remain indifferent when she sees it."

No matter what other people think, anyway, in Concubine Duan's opinion, Concubine Jing supported Miao's promise to fight for favor, especially learning Jinghao to compete for favor, which was a bit of an attempt to suppress Jinghao's arrogance.

If Miao promises to learn from Jinghao and succeed in competing for favor, then it means that Jinghao is not irreplaceable.

Once a hole is opened in this kind of thing, the hole will only get bigger and bigger, and maybe Jing Hao will not be replaced by others, but will be replaced by others.

Unfortunately, Miao promised to fail.

"It's been a couple of years since Lady Dai was favored again. The emperor is still new to her now, so he naturally favors her a little bit, but next year it's time for the draft again, and there will be a younger, more beautiful and fresher concubine. Where can Dai Gui be favored if he is favored again?"

Nanny Qin, who was serving by Concubine Duan's side, said with a smile, "Master, you can just watch the fun."

What Mother Qin said made Concubine Duan laugh, and she said: "That's true, but if Mrs. Dai Jia falls out of favor, the happiest thing is that the imperial concubine is right."

Ever since Jinghao was favored, what Concubine Tong Jia did was nothing more than jealousy and envy for Jinghao's favor.

"This noble lady is also young and energetic." Mother Qin shook her head, "It's true that she is favored now, but people are not happy for a thousand days, and flowers are not popular for a hundred days. When she loses favor and the concubine is still a concubine, Then she will suffer a lot."

After all, Concubine Tong Jia is different from other concubines. She was born in the family of the son of heaven and mother. As long as the Tong family does not rebel, then as long as Kangxi is alive, they will be able to stand upright.

As long as the Tong family does not fall, the position of Concubine Tong Jia will naturally be very stable.

Concubine Duan shook her head. In fact, she probably could understand why Concubine Tong Jia always made things difficult for anyone who was favored. If you want to talk about pampering, Concubine Tong Jia really hasn't been pampered much.

So it's no wonder she is like this.

It has to be said that Concubine Duan really guessed what Guifei Tong Jia was thinking, but no matter how much she disliked Jing Hao, no matter how jealous she was of being favored, Guifei Tong Jia could not do anything to her.

Or dare not do anything to her.

Originally Concubine Tong Jia wanted to make Wu Rina and Jing aggressive, but the two got better inexplicably; she wanted the other concubines in the palace to fight Jing Hao, but Kangxi made a move to scare the chickens and monkeys, and the concubines all over the palace The concubine also settled down.

This peace, it is safe to the hot July.

Even though the capital belongs to the north, the weather is still too hot when summer arrives. Otherwise, Kangxi in history would not have repeatedly gone to the Great Wall to escape the summer heat and built summer resorts.

Although the purpose of Kangxi in history was not just to escape the summer heat every time he went to the outside of the Great Wall and built a summer resort, but even if it was only one of the purposes, it can be guessed that the summer in the capital is indeed very hot.

It's a pity that going to the Great Wall to escape the summer heat or building a summer resort is not a benefit that Jing Hao can enjoy now, not because Jing Hao is pregnant now and it is not suitable for traveling (although pregnant is indeed not suitable for traveling and traveling), but rather Because it is only the 19th year of Kangxi, let alone the Summer Resort, there is no sign of Mulan Paddock at the moment.

As for Changchun Garden, the first summer garden built by Kangxi in history to "avoid noise and listen to politics", it is also missing at the moment. If Jinghao remembers correctly, these summer resorts were all built 20 years after Kangxi. It was built by people.

Think about it, too. When Kangxi first came to the throne, I didn’t talk about it. After the pro-government, the Qing Dynasty was not peaceful, so even though he was the emperor and rich in the world, Kangxi did not covet pleasure.

Because he knew that it was true only if the dragon chair under his buttocks sat firmly.

Of course, although Jinghao can understand Kangxi's thoughts, she still wants to say——

The summer in the capital is really hot!

Originally, it was a very miserable thing to not be able to turn on the air conditioner in the summer, but it was barely acceptable to have happy fat house water to drink and ice cream to eat.

At least last summer, Jinghao secretly ate a lot of happy fat house water and ice cream in the supermarket when the pomegranate was not paying attention.

Although I felt a little guilty when I ate it, after all, I was afraid of exposing her gold fingers, and Jing Hao didn’t dare to let pomegranate know, but the conscience is not gone, it’s true when I drink happy fat house water and eat ice cream So happy.

But this year because she is pregnant with a child, Jing Hao dare not let go of happy fat house water and ice cream ice cream even if she has several large freezers, or even dare not eat more or say that she dare not eat.

Well, it’s not to the point where she doesn’t dare to eat it at all, because she remembers watching pregnant women stealing ice cream when she was watching videos, that is to say, girls can still eat ice cream when they are pregnant, but it is definitely not recommended Eat or eat more.

Jinghao also asked Ye Wenxing before if he could eat some iced food, but the answer he got was that it is best not to eat it, because eating iced food is not very friendly to the stomach, and pregnant women usually have a weak constitution after meeting happiness. It will get worse, so eating it chilled is not recommended.

Jinghao: "..."

What he said made sense, but she didn't want to hear it.

It's not that she is quiet and self-willed, but that after she found out that she was pregnant with a child, she found that she seemed a little afraid of heat but not cold, and her body temperature was higher than before.

As the temperature rises, Jing Hao now wants to sleep so far away from Kangxi, because he is like a stove, it is very comfortable to hold a sleeper in winter, but try to sleep with one in summer ?

It was so hot.

Originally pregnant with a child, it is easier to be irritable, so one day when Kangxi fell asleep and was suddenly kicked awake, he was a little dazed.

Kangxi wasn't angry either, the main reason was that he couldn't react well, and after being kicked awake, seeing Jinghao looked aggrieved, it was even more impossible for Kangxi to be angry.

It's too late to feel bad.

Of course, probably at that time, Kangxi was also woken up by being kicked suddenly, and his mind was not so clear, so he didn't react for a while. He was not wronged when he was kicked. ?

In fact, Jing Hao didn't know why she was wronged at that time, maybe it was because of her emotions?

However, Jing Hao was not the only one who felt sad this summer, but also the concubine Jing and the nobleman from Jingyang Palace.

It's not that they can't eat iced food because they are pregnant like Jing Hao, but because of Yin Ti's body.

Originally, the nobleman had no physical problems when she was pregnant with Yinyu, but who knew that her first child, Wanmei, died suddenly when she was six months pregnant. Said to be a painful blow.

Even though she knew that if she continued to be immersed in the grief of losing her beloved son, it would only be bad for herself and the child in her womb, but the nobleman still couldn't control it.

Therefore, when Yinti was born, his weight was not as high as that of a normal child. Even though he had passed his first birthday tenaciously, he was still very weak and sick.

In this summer alone, Jingyang Palace has invited the imperial physician for Yinti twice, the first time was just at the beginning of summer, and the second time was yesterday.

"What's the situation in Jingyang Palace?" Jing Hao asked Yang Mei while drinking milk. Although she didn't even have a good impression of Jing Concubine because of Miao's promise to learn her own things, Jing Hao will not be because of Jing Concubine. He Miao agreed, so she wished that something would happen to Yinqi.

In fact, Yinyu is Yinti, and Jingpin and Miaoying are Jingpin and Miaoying, Jinghao can still tell the difference clearly.

Jing Hao is not the Holy Mother, but Yin Ti is just a one-year-old child now, and Jing Hao naturally can't do such things as venting her anger on him.

"The situation should have improved." Yang Mei said, "I saw that the imperial physicians have left Jingyang Palace today."

Jinghao nodded when she heard the words, it should indeed be getting better, otherwise, the imperial physicians should still be guarding Jingyang Palace right now.

"It seems that raising a child is really not an easy task." Jing Hao thought that although these sons and phoenixes were born with a lot of servants, just because there are many servants does not mean that they will not get sick.

Originally, most children were weak in constitution, and if they were not careful, they would easily feel uncomfortable here and there, so even if they were the sons and phoenixes of the dragon, the death rate of the heirs of the Qing royal family was quite high.

"Young master, what are you talking about? The little master in your belly must be strong and strong. Didn't Ye Taiyi tell you every time he came to ask for your peace pulse? The little master is very healthy." Said quickly aside.

Although it's a bit rebellious to think so, Yang Mei thinks that the little master in their little master's stomach will definitely not be sick like elder brother Yinti, and will be born smoothly, and then grow up healthy and safe.

"Didn't I say it casually?" Jing Hao was amused by Yang Mei's big reaction, "You are a little too nervous."

"Master, it's not that Yangmei is too nervous. If the little master in your stomach hears your words, he will definitely be upset." Lizhi and the others stood by Yangmei's side this time.

Jing Hao heard the words, and was about to say something, but suddenly the child in her belly didn't know whether it kicked her or punched her, Jing Hao said "Ouch", and subconsciously hugged her stomach.

"My lord, what's the matter with you?" Nanny Shen, who was closest, quickly supported Jinghao, and Lizhi also quickly supported her from the other side.

"It's okay, it's okay, the child in my belly doesn't know whether to agree with your words or to take the grievance for me." Jing Hao sat down with the support of Mammy Shen and the others, and smiled while stroking her round belly comfortingly. road.

Now Jinghao's stomach has been full for seven months, and I don't know if the nutrition in the early stage is so good that her stomach is still quite big now.

Of course, this is what Jing Hao thinks, but Mother Shen says it's okay, because the average pregnant woman's belly is almost this big at this time.

"I must be complaining for you, little master." Cherry smiled sweetly, "Didn't even the emperor say that little master is a spoiled mother?"

Even though she knew that Cherry's words were flattering, Jinghao was still happy to hear them. Of course, the happiest thing was seeing the midsummer set meal prepared by Pomegranate.

Because of the hot weather, Jing Hao really didn't have much appetite to eat some big fish and meat, and felt that it was too greasy, but the cold salad was different.

Crispy pork ears in cold sauce, shredded chicken in cold sauce, sliced ​​lotus root in cold sauce, shredded dried tofu in cold sauce, and of course cucumber in cold sauce.Every dish is served on a porcelain white plate, which makes people have a good appetite even in the hot summer.

Although Jing Hao is pregnant with her child at the moment, so she dare not cook too much pomegranate cold salad, but even so, Jing Hao is satisfied enough to eat.

This is a good meal, and Jinghao's mood is naturally good, so when the sun went down and Kangxi came to Jingxiu Palace, he heard that Jinghao went out for a walk.

Kangxi was a little surprised when he heard it, because since the weather got hot, Jinghao didn't like to go out, let alone go for a walk.

She always felt that if she went out in summer, she would sweat before taking a few steps, her whole body would be sticky, and she would feel extremely uncomfortable.

In the end, I didn't expect that today she would be willing to go for a walk without being urged three times and four times?

"Your Majesty, do you need a slave to send someone to invite Dai Xiaozhu back?" Liang Jiugong asked aloud.

"No need, it's rare that you, Xiaozhu Dai, are willing to go out." Kangxi laughed, and didn't intend to enter Jingxiu Palace, so he turned around and went out to find Jing.

But Jinghao couldn't find it, so she met Xiao Chenzi first.

"Slave pays respects to the emperor." Xiao Chenzi quickly saluted.

"Get up, where are you young masters?" Kangxi asked.

"Going back to the emperor, the young master is at the Huxin Pavilion right now. Seeing that it is cool over there, he specially sent his servants to come back to pick up meals. He plans to eat at the Huxin Pavilion later." Xiao Chenzi was also clever, no When Kangxi asked, he said everything directly.

"Your young master seems to be in a leisurely mood." Kangxi said, "Since that's the case, Liang Jiugong, you can send someone to go back with him to pick up the meal. I will have dinner with you young master Dai at the Huxin Pavilion today."

"Hey." Liang Jiugong responded, and quickly made arrangements.

……

On the other side, Uzhina, who suddenly received an invitation from Jinghao, tidied up, and hurriedly took Wu Yun and Gao Wa to the Huxin Pavilion to attend the appointment.

Because Jinghao also asked Xiao Chenzi to pick up the meal and suddenly thought of U Rina, and then sent Cherry to Xianfu Palace to invite her, so when U Rina came to the Huxin Pavilion, Kangxi just arrived.

As soon as the two of them met, an idea popped up in their minds involuntarily——

Why is she/he here?

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