After getting married with the irritable little prince

Half a year after the new emperor ascended the throne, everyone in the imperial city knew two things clearly.

One, the emperor is not easy to mess with. A fellow countryman who went to the morning court with you today may require you to hold his head back to the hometown for burial at noon.

But the new emperor's rules are also simple.Do things seriously, don't think about those crooked ways, if you do well, you will be promoted and get rich, but if you don't do well, you will be rewarded with a coffin.

Two, I would rather offend the emperor than annoy the queen.

To offend the emperor is a happy death, but to offend the empress is worse than death.

Xiao Sanqi, Minister of the Ministry of Household Affairs, is listening to training with his head bowed in Dongnuan Pavilion because of his ineffectiveness in handling affairs.Because the errands he did didn't suit Gu Jing's mind, Gu Jing asked him who gave him the courage to do this?

Xiao Sanqi was aggrieved, "Even if I had the heart and courage of a leopard, I would not dare to go against your will. It was the Queen who asked me to do this, so I dared to do so."

"The queen told you to do this, and you dare to do it! How can the queen overwhelm me? What kind of queen is he...cough, what kind of person can't talk to me? You told me what the queen meant. If I change the imperial decree for you, it will be fine."

Xiao Sanqi heard that something was wrong, and looked back, hey, the queen is here.

Jin Rui bowed and saluted, "I have seen Your Majesty."

"The empress is free." Gu Jing looked a little uncomfortable, and waved to Xiao Sanqi.

Xiao Sanqi didn't move, and took a sneak peek at Jin Rui.

Gu Jing waved his hand again, but Xiao Sanqi did not move.Jin Rui stepped forward and held up the imperial edict in his arms, "Please change the imperial edict, Your Majesty."

"Queen, I can change it, but I'm not in a hurry..." Gu Jing glanced at Xiao Sanqi, still struggling.

Jin Rui winked at him and threatened silently, "I'll be polite now, to save face for you, don't force me to do it later."

"..." Gu Jing pointed at Xiao Sanqi.

Jin Rui waved his hand casually without looking back.

Xiao Sanqi, who had been as motionless as a mountain, immediately resigned.

When the people left, Gu Jing stood up from the dragon chair, walked quickly in front of Jin Rui, and complained in a low voice, "I have already drawn up the imperial decree, and I must be forced to change it. Since ancient times, how can there be such a bold and reckless queen like you?" ? Really should let Xue Lao come to teach you the rules of 'no political affairs in the harem'!"

Jin Rui threw the imperial decree on his face, "Do you dare to write such an imperial decree?"

"As long as it is my decision, it is an imperial decree!"

"In order for me to eat authentic Jiangnan cuisine, you ordered all the cooks in Jiangnan to come and perform. What kind of bullshit decree is this! Gu Jing, what's the point of destroying other people's tribes just to drink rum with my uncle like this? different?"

Gu Jing defended in a low voice: "The biggest difference is that your uncle doesn't get scolded, but I still have to listen to your scolding."

"Just listen to me. Fortunately, I found out in time and only asked Xiao Shangshu to hold a cooking competition. The dignified Hubu Shangshu has to put down his business now and hold a small cooking competition. You Don't you feel sorry for others?"

"I don't think so." Gu Jing was dissatisfied, "How many people can be invited to a cooking competition? The real authentic delicious food may be hidden in a small shop, and they will not travel across mountains and rivers to participate in any competition. If they are not forced to come , There are many people who are unwilling to come just for the money, and then you will eat a lot less delicacies."

Jin Rui was very angry, "I don't want to be charged with harming the country and the people."

"How can I let you bear it?" Gu Jing hugged Jin Rui and coaxed him softly, "These charges are naturally borne by me. Look at the government and the public, who doesn't call me a 'tyrant', Who doesn't praise the queen for "benevolence". The Minister of the Household Department, who was appointed by me personally, doesn't even listen to my words, but only listens to the queen's words. Why, it's because everyone respects you. Naturally, you can't scold you for such things on the head."

Jin Rui couldn't argue with him and forced him to change the imperial decree.Although Gu Jing agreed, but he couldn't do without asking Jin Rui for some favors, so he suppressed him and frivolously on the dragon chair for a long time.

As the sky was getting dark, Jin Rui was tossed so hard that his limbs seemed to be falling apart, and he didn't even have the strength to stand up.

Gu Jing asked him to rest on the dragon chair, and he sat on a small side, while correcting the memorial, while babbling, "You are getting better and better now, I am the master of the world, and you are the master of the master of the world."

"It's really boring for me to be the emperor, but you, the queen, do your duty conscientiously. You only care about the government affairs every day, and you don't even have time to accompany me. It doesn't mean that if you go to court together, you will be with me. I miss you very much. On the day of my Art of War, it would be nice for the two of us to get together and fight around."

"It's a pity, now that I am in your heart, I can't be considered the number one."

"Shut up." Jin Rui was already drowsy, and was very irritated by his babbling, "If you want to hear me explain the art of war, I will tell you when I wake up later."

"Okay, you go to sleep." Gu Jing sighed aggrievedly, "It was I who worked hard just now, and it was you who had to rest in the end. It is so unfair that I dare not say anything."

Jin Rui couldn't bear it anymore, exhausted all his strength, and kicked him off the dragon chair.Gu Jing fell to the ground, but he was not angry, he just sat on the ground and reviewed the memorial.

It's just that it's still about Jinrui.

"What's the matter with me? If you want to kick, you can kick. If it hurts, no one will feel sorry for you. As long as the queen is happy to kick, I will kick you as you please. But, I love the queen's feet very much, and I don't know if the feet hurt. It hurts. Do you want to..."

The emperor held Jin Rui's foot tentatively, "Do you want me to give you a hug?"

"Gu Jing! If you dare to speak again, I'll ask uncle for the medicine of 'yingying', so that you can only be 'yingying' for the rest of your life!"

"..."

There was no more talking in the room, only the "rustling" sound of the Zhubi writing.Jin Rui fell into a deep sleep, peaceful and dreamless.

Since he met his uncle, his mother never appeared in his dreams again.Maybe it was because my uncle wrote a letter to criticize my mother, or maybe it was because my uncle said 'he shouldn't be responsible for these things', and he let go of this responsibility in his heart.

Sleep until three o'clock.

Jin Rui sat up with his waist supported, and saw Gu Jing still sitting on the ground reviewing the memorial.It has to be said that Gu Jing can also be regarded as a diligent emperor.

"Are you awake?" Gu Jing fed him a glass of water, "It just so happens that I finished approving the memorial, shall we go back to the bedroom?"

"In the middle of the night, why bother with the palace people?" Jin Rui had a good suggestion, "You don't want to hear me talk about the art of war, why not just at this time?"

"The third watch talks about the art of war?"

Jin Rui straightened his clothes, "Study is divided into day and night?"

Gu Jing couldn't laugh or cry: "Good man, please forgive me. You have been resting for several hours, and I have been busy all day. Today I treated you a little rough. I know I was wrong. I will apologize to you. I hope the queen will be happy." Please forgive me."

"Forgive?" Jin Rui smiled softly and harmlessly, "Your Majesty is thinking about it. How could I retaliate against Your Majesty with reading books, but I really want to give lectures for His Majesty. Which art of war does Your Majesty want to hear about, the city around the east?"

Gu Jing's eyelids twitched, he had been with Jin Rui for many years, he knew where Jin Rui wanted to go when Jin Rui lifted his foot.No matter how gentle Jin Rui's smile was, he could still see the maliciousness in it.

He tried to refute, "Is there anyone who doesn't take books when giving lectures? It's not easy to let the palace people get books on military affairs at this moment, why don't we rest early, and we can talk about it tomorrow morning."

"Book?" Jin Rui picked up the pen, "I just write a book for His Majesty."

Gu Jing couldn't afford to offend him, so he laid out the paper for him, "If you want to write, just write, I have to rest."

"You can't rest." Jin Rui didn't allow the palace servants to come in to serve him, and hit his head with a pen, "It's bad, I might have lost my memory again, why can't I remember anything in the surrounding city."

"Then write about the Tiancheng Water Battle, or the Yang Family's Art of War. Write whatever you think of. If you can't think of anything, why don't you just rest early."

"No, what you say is what you say." Jin Rui frowned and thought hard for a long time.

During this period, Gu Jing failed to slip away, wanted to read but was reprimanded, bored and couldn't help but yawned, this yawn really annoyed Jin Rui.

"I worked so hard to think about the art of war for you, but you want to sleep!" Jin Rui raised his eyebrows and chuckled, "I suddenly thought of a good way to treat amnesia."

After a while, Gu Jing knelt on the fine brush, angry and cowardly: "Good military adviser, good ingot, good queen, good man, it's you who lost your memory and forgot the contents of the military book, why is it that you are punished to kneel?" I?"

Jin Rui spread his hands: "If you hadn't made me fall asleep for half a day, how could I have lost my memory? Get on your knees, I have an impression of this book, and I will remember it right away."

"You really want to." Gu Jing raised his hands high, holding the plate, Jin Rui sat cross-legged on the dragon chair, holding a snack in one hand, his snow-white cheeks puffed up from eating, and the paper spread on the table did not contain a single word. fall.

"Shut up, I can only think when I'm full."

Gu Jing knelt for a long time, and his knee hurt terribly. He secretly lifted his leg, trying to relieve the pain from the pressure of the writing brush, his body tilted, his hands were not raised, and the snacks fell down the plate.

This made Jin Rui angry.

"What a guts! You want me to lose my memory for the rest of my life!"

Now that he has been provoked, Gu Jing simply stood up, grabbed Jin Rui's hand with a smile, forced him to hold the pen, and put it on the paper, "How can I be willing to let the queen lose her memory for the rest of her life? I will help the queen remember the past well now."

The tip of the pen outlines a picture on the paper.

It was that night in Xituguo's stables.

"If the queen forgets, why don't we review it again?"

Jin Rui slammed his elbow back hard, but Gu Jing didn't back down at all. "The empress has such a big temper. Could it be that she wants to rebel? Rebellion is fine. Rebellion has been caught by me. I can do whatever I want."

After finishing speaking, he pulled out the jade belt, twisted Jin Rui's hands behind his back, and tied them tightly.

"I once read the storybooks of Jianghu, saying that someone caught the enemy, and instead of killing him quickly, he did that unbearable thing to the enemy. I am very puzzled. Now that I hold you under my body, I feel that the story is written in the book. It makes some sense."

"Gu Jing, you dog emperor!"

"Call, shout, and see who dares to rescue you!"

Outside.

Dong Geng, the leader of the forbidden army, and Lu Ke, the deputy leader, looked at the sky speechlessly.

"Why does Your Majesty think that when you come out, you will kneel down and bully people later?"

"Nowadays the world is peaceful and the people live and work in peace and contentment. Apart from approving papers, His Majesty only teases the Queen."

"I'm going to marry a daughter-in-law. If you can make trouble with me like this, I'll drive her out of the house right away!"

As soon as the words were finished, the door was pushed open vigorously. Gu Jing was kicked out by the people inside, holding the jade belt in one hand and the trousers in the other.

Dong Geng and Lu Ke looked at each other, and quickly asked the palace servants and guards outside the door to retreat.The two of them retreated outside the house, climbed over the wall again, and hid in the bamboo forest to watch.

"Queen, I know I was wrong. If you let me in, I promise not to touch you again. Look, I knelt down for you, on the jade belt, can you calm down?"

"Queen, how dare I make you angry, don't I want to help you cure your amnesia?"

"Queen, you open the door, and let people see me kneeling outside the door with disheveled clothes, it's not proper!"

"Queen, I begged you on my knees, accept it as soon as you see it, otherwise, don't blame me for turning my back on you."

"Queen, I have entered!"

Dong Geng turned his wrist, and there was a piece of silver lying on his palm, "Come on, make a bet and see if His Majesty dares to go in."

Lu Ke: "I dare not bet."

"Coincidentally, I dare not bet."

Both of them sighed together, "Oh, Your Majesty is like this, it really makes us no fun."

On the queen's birthday, the emperor skipped the morning court and stayed by the queen's side from morning to night. He served tea and poured water himself, pinched his feet and beat his back, and even the palace people were not allowed to come and disturb them.

King Xitu gave him a birthday gift, all of which were precious herbs for Jin Rui's health.

The two lay on the grass and talked about Meng Yu.

"Uncle is a miserable person. He is weak, but he always misses me."

"How did your uncle become the king of Xitu, did he tell you?"

"I said it." Jin Rui rested his head on Gu Jing's head and began to tell Gu Jing about Meng Yu's experience.

Back then when Meng Yu came out of the Jin family, his direction was actually the imperial city.He wanted to go back to the imperial city to find Tang Yueshan.

There was no clue in the case of the Meng family's extermination, so he could only start with Tang Yueshan.

But he is a child in his early ten years, and this journey is much more difficult than he imagined.He didn't have much money, so he could only hurry while trying to earn money.

When he arrived in Dajing Town, he was seriously ill. Thanks to a couple of squires, he took him in for more than a year.

Before everything was healed, the nephews of the old couple heard that they wanted to recognize Meng Yu as their son. In order to occupy the property, they joined forces with the bandits to kill the old couple.

Because Meng Yu was born so beautiful, the bandits were reluctant to kill him, so they took him back and made him a slave.

He lived in the bandit's den. Although he was still ill, he worked hard and beat and scolded him without saying a word, let alone fighting back.

Slowly, the bandits only regarded him as a good-looking fool and relaxed their vigilance towards him.

He stayed in the bandit's den for three months, and when he left, none of the bandits survived.

Some of the people rescued by him became his subordinates, and the group continued to walk towards the imperial city.On the way, because one of his subordinates was a fugitive pursued by the government, he was also hunted down by the government. When he escaped, he was sold to the old bustard by his subordinates for a large sum of money.

That was the first time he knew that his face could also be exchanged for silver, and it was worth a lot of money, much more than he earned with coolies.

After two years under the old bustard, he learned a lot of skills to seduce men.The old bustard wanted to dedicate him to the nobleman, so he provided him with rich clothes and fine food, and did not dare to let anyone mess with his body.

Until he finished his studies, the night before the madam was going to dedicate him to the nobleman, he ran away with a large sum of money.

No, this time the direction was reversed, and he plunged into the frontier, just in time to meet the cavalry from Xitu Kingdom who came to rob him and captured him back.

At that time, Xitu country was short of food, if they could get food, they would eat it, if they could not get it, they would eat people.

Meng Yu was unlucky, he had never had much luck.

The cavalry who robbed them didn't grab any food, and these slaves could only become the dinner of the Xitu people.

He was stripped of his clothes and held in the pool for cleaning.At that time, the knife was sharpened and the water was boiled. We just waited to wash it, chop it, chop it, throw it in the water and boil it.

After washing, he was thrown onto the stone slab, his hands and feet were fixed, and the cook raised the butcher's knife high.He looked indifferent, turned his head slightly, and glanced at the rich and burning sunset in the sky.

"It was just such a slight turn of the head that the king of Xitu Kingdom happened to pass by and saw him, and he was shocked." Jin Rui got up and took a sip of the hot wine, "Since then he has become one of the harem of the king of Xitu Kingdom. In the beginning, although he was favored, he had a bad temper and low status, so he could only follow the king of Xitu Kingdom without a name. Later, something happened, the king of Xitu Kingdom dismissed the harem for him, and he was registered as the empress gone."

Gu Jing frowned: "Something happened, what happened? Could it be that he tried his best to defeat all the concubines in the harem of the King of Xitu Kingdom? Tsk tsk, your uncle seems to be someone who can do such a thing."

"No!" Jin Rui glared at him, "Uncle turned the harem of King Xitu Kingdom into his own harem. The King Xitu Kingdom liked it, so he dismissed the harem."

"Become your own harem?!"

"Yes. Regardless of gender, they all like Uncle. For Uncle, they even poisoned King Xitu."

"!!!"

Gu Jing patted his chest, rejoicing, "Fortunately, I didn't accept a concubine."

Given Jin Rui's beauty, he was the one who was poisoned.

"Later, how did he become a king from the male queen?"

"After my uncle became a male, he is very much loved by the king of Xitu Kingdom. He will give whatever he wants."

Gu Jing said disdainfully: "What kind of favor is this, I treat you better."

"Uncle wanted to take revenge, so he intervened in political affairs, ordered Xitu people to learn the Central Plains dialect, and trained soldiers to gather strength. Later, my uncle had the final say on the appointment and dismissal of Xitu officials."

Gu Jing hummed: "I did it too!"

"Later, my uncle was unwilling to be in the hearts of the people, and on a certain day, he rebelled against the king of Xitu Kingdom."

Gu Jing: "!!!"

Don't dare to say anything!

"Uncle has never been on the top, lacks experience, and didn't control his strength well, which hurt the king of Xitu Kingdom. The king refused to cooperate and annoyed uncle, so he raised his knife and killed him."

Gu Jing: "!!!"

Stay away silently.

He moves, he chases.

Jin Rui leaned over and glanced at him, "Your Majesty, what do you think of Uncle Chenbi?"

Gu Jing laughed dryly: "You don't have to compare with him, you are the queen of my great country in the Central Plains, and you are the most kind and benevolent."

"Don't talk nonsense."

"That's great. I'll show you a kneeling jade seal tonight, okay?"

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