Didn't you say it's a fake marriage?

Eight jokes

(One)

A press conference was held for the succession ceremony of the new chairman. The reporters were very curious about the young chairman. Ex-boyfriend lost a lot.After Cheng Mosheng watched the news the next day, he felt that these reporters were very upright, but Wen Li told him that they were reporters who had become friends with Cheng, "Otherwise, you thought that there was a special page to praise you, a person who didn't show his face. What are you doing?" Wen Li secretly laughed.

Cheng Mosheng said, "Can't I be as good as they are?"

Wen Li made a small distance between his thumb and index finger: "Well...they only said one-tenth of you, okay?"

(two)

Zhao Xingjun usually doesn't read financial news, but somehow this press conference became a trending topic. He held his mobile phone as if he had discovered a new world: "Old Cheng, have you been on Weibo? This young chairman, He Wen They look alike, hey, look, they all have the same name."

Cheng Mosheng looked at him like a fool: "Haven't you considered the fact that they are alone?"

"A person? How could it be that this Wen Li's partner is Cheng's only son..." Zhao Xingjun finally realized before his head crashed, "Isn't it? Could it be that your father is the former chairman?"

"Ah."

Cheng Mosheng nodded calmly, but Zhao Xingjun wept.

He cried: "I have been working with you for so many years. I only know that you are rich, but I didn't expect you to be so rich. If you want me to say, you are the second generation of rich. What kind of work do you have to do? Isn’t it good to collect rent?”

Cheng Mosheng replied to him: "Everyone has his own aspirations."

(three)

June [-]th is Wen Li's birthday. Meng Zhu cried on the phone that his life in the subsidiary company has become more and more difficult since he went to the head office. Li Hualin became his boss again, and the two did not get along. , Now Li Hualin can find more excuses to punish him, Meng Zhu complained: "How can there be such a vengeful boss."

Wen Li smiled: "You called me at work just to talk about this?"

Meng Zhu said: "Of course not, Mr. Li said that today is your birthday, Boss, do you want to come out and have a party?"

Naturally, what I got was Wen Li's refusal: "Someone at home is celebrating my birthday, so what are you worrying about?"

Meng Zhu had a bitter face, of course he wanted to hug his thigh.

Wen Yue doesn’t like excitement, so there is no big birthday celebration, even so, there are a lot of gifts in the office. At first, Wen Yue listened to Cheng Wan’s introduction of who gave the gifts, but he got impatient halfway through. Let Cheng Wan clean it up and throw it into the warehouse.

Birthdays were not a big deal, and they didn't return to Cheng Zhai. Cheng Mosheng took a break in the afternoon and was busy from four o'clock to seven o'clock, cooking a table full of dishes.Wen Li arrived home at a quarter past seven, and the house was dark. He just touched the light switch, and the light turned on first.

"Happy birthday." Cheng Mosheng pushed out a cake.

The cake was really too big for the two of them. Cheng Mosheng said that if he couldn't finish it, he could share it with his neighbors. Wen Li took a bite of the cream. It was sweet but not greasy, and it was even better than the one he had at Cheng Mosheng's birthday party.

"How's the taste?" Cheng Mosheng asked.

"pretty good."

"That is, I did it myself."

"You still know this? When did you learn it?"

"Two weeks ago."

Wen Li took another sip of the cream, rubbed a little on the tip of his nose, and wiped it on Cheng Mosheng's right cheek. Seeing that a new cake and cream war was about to start, Cheng Mosheng stopped this war without gunpowder in time: "It's better first Let's eat, and play after eating. You wait for me for a while, and I will share the cakes with neighbors."

Afterwards, Wen Li thought it was better to send it to the neighbor first, otherwise the whole cake would be ruined by Cheng Mosheng.He wanted to avoid Cheng Mosheng's devil's claws, but he grabbed the edge of the bed when he was dragged back by his ankles. Cheng Mosheng fed him a bite of the cake, and he took a bite too. The milky fragrance of the cake spread on his mouth and skin, Wen Li's hand holding the bed sheet trembled slightly: "Can't you eat well?"

Strawberry juice dripped on his chest, turning it bright red. Cheng Mosheng leaned over and kissed the corner of his mouth, and smiled viciously: "Of course not."

Wen Li resigned to his fate and closed his eyes, thinking in his heart that the plan to sleep in separate beds should be put on the agenda tomorrow.

(four)

Wen Yue and Cheng Mosheng had a cold war, and many people could see it.

Although Wen Yue is very good at giving each other face in public, smart people can still see that the atmosphere between the two is not right.

Someone excitedly said: "If Mr. Wen and Mr. Cheng break up, will I have a chance to pursue Mr. Wen?"

This was accidentally heard by Cheng Mosheng, so he was unlucky and lost his one-year bonus. His colleagues felt silent for his lost bonus, and felt that he was a bit wild: "You have a lot of ideas, and you dare to compete with Boss Cheng." Wife."

The unlucky guy wept silently: "I'm just having fun for a while."

Although everyone knew that the two heads of Cheng's family were in a cold war, they were very sensible and said nothing, and Quan Dang didn't know anything.At this time, Wen Li's special assistant, Cheng Wan, was a bit unlucky, he became the mouthpiece between the two.

Although one of them is forced.

Cheng Mosheng is also very worried. He has lost a lot of hair in the past few days, and he is suddenly a little afraid of the crisis of middle-aged baldness. After all, his father also started to go bald when he was about his age.If he was really bald, wouldn't he lose the only advantage of his appearance in front of Wen Li?

Even Cheng's mother was aware of the Cold War. When she was traveling abroad, she took a hot spring and made an international long-distance call. At the beginning, she asked, "Mosheng, why did you make Xiaoli angry? Do you want your dad to support you?" Tips, how to coax your wife back."

Cheng Mosheng didn't understand: "Mom, you also know that Wen Li ignores me?"

Cheng's mother took a sip of the juice: "I guess so, Xiaoli hasn't posted on Moments for many days."

Wen Yue has two WeChat IDs, one for work and the other for friends and family.He doesn't post frequently on Moments, but there should always be two or three posts a week, all of which are inseparable from Cheng Mosheng. The closest one has only an angry expression and no accompanying text. Cheng's mother waited for many days and didn't see the second one. After carefully summing it up, well, probably the two of them had a quarrel.

Since it's an awkward situation, there's nothing wrong with a person who posts love on Moments every day. Cheng's mother doesn't seem like the kind of person who makes trouble for no reason, so the fault can only fall on her own son.

Cheng Mosheng wanted to say that he was wronged, but he couldn't explain the reason to Cheng's mother. In the end, under his father's routine, he finally explained the reason for the cold war between the two.

Well, Wen Yue thinks that he has too many tricks on the bed, and there will be a passionate duel every two days on average.

This reason baffled the two elders. They looked at each other, staring at each other. Finally, Cheng's father broke the silence with a dry cough: "Son, restrain yourself."

(Fives)

Just when the two elders were worried about what to do if the disharmony in sexual life would affect the couple's daily emotional life, Wen Li's circle of friends began to be updated again.Still an average of two or three a week, all of which are inseparable from Cheng Mosheng.

Cheng's father was curious: "How did you coax it?"

Cheng Mosheng smiled: "A pot of crayfish."

Cheng's father sighed meaningfully: "Son, you have to treat people well. If Xiaoli suffers a little bit, I will be the first to spare you."

Cheng Mosheng nodded again and again: "I know, I know, how dare I let him suffer."

(six)

One day when Cheng Mosheng was bored and was holding Wen Yue's mobile phone Doudizhu, he accidentally discovered that Cheng's mother and Wen Yue had been chatting frequently recently.More than a dozen messages popped up on WeChat one after another, directly knocking his Doudizhu interface back.

He felt sorry for his lost beans, and then looked at what news his mother had sent, and found that the topic they often talked about recently was "The world is dangerous, don't be too simple." This topic made Cheng Mosheng fall into a deep self While reflecting, he asked Wen Li who came out of the shower: "Is it because I don't feel safe enough for you?"

Wen Li's head was full of question marks: "What's the matter with you? Isn't it fighting the landlord? Why did you become so emotional?"

Cheng Mosheng showed him Cheng's mother's new news, Wen Li read it carefully from beginning to end, he chuckled, and didn't comfort him, instead, he happily put away his phone, turned on the bed, turned off the headlights, and left only the bedside Two small lamps: "Sleep."

Cheng Mosheng sighed.

why.

He has a wife but cannot sleep.

(Seven)

Cheng's mother would send Cheng Mosheng a piece of chicken soup for the soul every day.

For example, what a miserable end for a man who doesn't love his wife well.

How does a man position himself in the family.

One hundred and eight ways to please your wife.

And the most outrageous thing, what should I do if the life of husband and wife is not in harmony?

Cheng Mosheng was very wronged, but he had nothing to do with his parents, so he could only complain to Wen Li: "I feel that I have less and less family status in this family."

"Ah?" Wen Li was feeding Xi Shi in the living room. Today Yao Wenlan came to eat with her new boyfriend Chang Wendu and was changing shoes in the porch. Hearing Cheng Mosheng's voice, Yao Wenlan laughed: "Why is there no status? Come and listen, I'll make the decision for you. Could it be that Wen Li bullied you?"

Cheng Mosheng: "."

Let's turn back the clock to 10 minutes ago.

(Eight)

On July 27th, during the general cleaning, Wen Li dug out a black and white postnuptial agreement from home.He flipped through it casually, and finally sat on the sofa to look at it. After Cheng Mosheng dealt with the oil stains in the kitchen, he saw him reading a few papers on the sofa engrossed, and moved over curiously.

When he saw that it was the contract drawn up during the blind date, he was a little unhappy, but Wen Li pointed to one of them and smiled at him: "Look at that time, I specifically listed the money that you are not allowed to cheat me, I am so ignorant .”

Cheng Mosheng grabbed the paper in his hand, rubbed it into the trash can, and patted his head: "It's really a bit silly."

Wen Li glared at him: "Have you washed your hands? I just washed my hair last night!"

Cheng Mosheng snorted: "If you haven't washed it, you will die of dirt."

The two of them had a quarrel on the sofa while talking, and then couldn't help but kissed together. After the kiss was over, Cheng Mosheng asked, "Do you still remember what day it is?"

Wen Li lay on his shoulder: "The day we received the certificate last year."

"Then why are we still cleaning at home? Don't we have a big meal?"

"I thought you forgot."

"How can you forget such an important day? What to eat, Western restaurant? Chinese restaurant? Or buy it and make it yourself?"

"what ever."

"Really follow me?"

Wen Li intuitively felt that he didn't hold back any good words, but still nodded: "It's really up to you."

"That's good." Cheng Mosheng picked him up with his buttocks in his arms, frowned as if he had pondered for a long time, and finally said slowly, "I want to eat you."

Wen Li laughed and cursed, wrapped his arms around his neck, and whispered in his ear: "Then let me eat first."

(nine)

For Wen Yue, this past year was probably like the words Yao Wenlan sent to Cheng Mosheng on WeChat the day after his surgery.

Anyway, this year, meeting you is the luckiest thing for me.

The author has something to say: Yay!

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My favorite Xiao Cheng and Xiao Wen will be sweet forever!

I also wish the little friends who read the article happy every day and everything goes well, refill~ I love you