The villain cannon fodder wants salted fish

When Lin Shan entered the classroom, Wang Wuwang had already left, and he didn't want to sit still, so he leaned on the window and supported the leader with one hand and stared at Ji Xingyu intently.

"Is there something dirty on my face?" Ji Xingyu finally couldn't ignore that fiery gaze, turned his head, and looked at Lin Shan in the same posture, "Huh? Classmate Lin Xiaoshan~"

"Do you feel anything now?" Lin Shan asked with a smile.

Ji Xingyu raised his eyebrows, "What?"

"The spark of love that collides between young couples who have just entered the period of passionate love."

Ji Xingyu also responded to him with the same smiling eyes: "I want to fuck you more than before—"

Lin Shan quickly covered his mouth, so as not to say any more bullshit words.

"What are you afraid of? Isn't it a matter of time?" Ji Xingyu held Lin Shan's hand in his palm and kissed him lightly, "But I won't touch you until your body is underage. .”

Lin Shan lowered his head and snickered. He thought he had a disease.

I really like Ji Xingyu's disease.

Ji Xingyu suddenly changed his smile, "But...you have to help me."

Lin Shan's smile stopped abruptly, and he felt that his illness was cured.

"Oh, brother, my hand hurts." Lin Shan began to beg for mercy.

It's been half an hour, why haven't you come out yet!

"Brother, we are at school now, what if..." Lin Shan was about to burst into tears, thinking about it, he raised his face and kissed Qin Ji Xingyu's lips as if to please, and said pitifully : "Brother, I still have class in the afternoon..."

Lin Shan drooped his head, his crow-like eyelashes fluttered up and down. From this angle, it can still be clearly seen that Lin Shan's mouth was slightly pink, with his mouth slightly open, panting shallowly. Ji Xingyu She took a tight breath, stroked the back of his head, and deepened the kiss until Lin Shanqin's eyes were filled with stars, and she leaned tiredly on his shoulder and panted lightly.

"Because it's school, so baby, you have to hurry up."

"Dogecoin." Lin Shan angrily took a bite on his shoulder.

Two hours later—

Ji Xingyu leaned over and kissed Lin Shan's moist eyelashes, and praised: "Baby is awesome."

With tears in his eyes, Lin Shan kicked Ji Xingyu's left foot rather dissatisfied.

Ji Xingyu didn't notice anything, he pushed open the door, Lin Shan couldn't open his eyes because of the sunlight, seeing Ji Xingyu walking away from him, Lin Shan was not happy.

For the first time, he wanted to play a small temper.

Ji Xingyu walked for a while, but found that Lin Shan hadn't followed, so he turned back, and saw Lin Shan frowning, looking at him with resentful eyes.

Ji Xingyu:?

It was the first time he saw Lin Shan like this, the key was that he couldn't help but feel cold behind his back.

"Carry me." With Lin Shan's simple words, Ji Xingyu immediately squatted under him.

"hey-hey."

"What are you laughing at?" Ji Xingyu easily recited Lin Shan.

"It's the first time to feel the pride of being pampered."

Ji Xingyu turned his head, "The last time you said it was also the first time."

"Tsk." Lin Shan lay on his shoulders, dazed by the sun, "But there are also disadvantages."

"Ok?"

"For example, someone would smuggle small antlers and take pictures."

Ji Xingyu exclaimed, "How did you find out?"

.....

Gan, I slipped my tongue.

Lin Shan hooked his neck and clamped his waist with his legs, "As a punishment, brother, you can also take it once."

"Think beautifully."

Lin Shan refused to accept it, "Then you delete the photo."

"I don't want to delete it, I still have to frame it and hang it in my bedroom, I have to take a look at it every morning, noon and night." Ji Xingyu smirked.

"no!"

"Hey, let me tell you, I went to that small alley in the morning."

"Which one?"

"The one where you splashed milk tea all over my body last time."

"...Oh, do you remember anything then?"

"No."

.....

The figures of the two gradually blurred until they disappeared into the snowy field.

After the cold and snowy day, the new year will be celebrated, and New Year’s Eve will be after the new year. Under Jiang Nan’s self-confessed “enlightenment” and pleading, Lin Shan and Ji Xingyu did not take the final exam, intending to leave the opportunity for more people.

Therefore, Jiang Nan won the first place in Class [-] without any surprise.

He cried, moved to cry, for three years.

"Woooooo, do you know how I've lived these three years? It's been too fucking hard for me." Jiang Nan cried so hard that Ji Xingyu couldn't bear the last cry, and Yang Le dragged him out.

"Hey, let me tell you something." Ji Xingyu called a few of them over. Of course, it doesn't matter if the others come. Anyway, he is fearless now. It's best for others to know and spread it quickly, so that he won't have to say anything. up.

"What's the matter, Brother Yu?" Song Xunyi was the first to rush over.

Then Ning Shijin, Bai Luoluo, Liu An, Wang Wuwang also came over.

"I'm in love."

Ji Xingyu said the most exciting news in the most flat tone, but they didn't seem too surprised.

"Oh, congratulations, you gave birth to a precious son early."

"Hundred years of harmony."

"Childhood sweetheart."

"Eternal."

"Happy New Year."

Ji Xingyu glanced at them in distaste, "I'll let you guys go to a Chinese teacher and get a slap in the face. What idioms are you using?"

A few of them are insiders, and they don't have much sense of accomplishment when they say it.

So Lin Shan saw such a post on Tieba.

Ji Xingyu posted a group photo of them secretly taken by someone else, and accompanied it with the text:

A pair of handsome, wealthy, emotionally dedicated, united and friendly, an ordinary couple who can't be found at the first place even with a lantern.

He didn't read the comments below. Anyway, they were screaming "ahhhhh" or crying about the collapse of his house. Lin Shan rolled his eyes and sent one too.

Mian: Huh? @sleep

Ji Xingyu immediately commented: Hello, boyfriend.

First floor: ? !My brother, we are really together! !

The second floor: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah the front row is in front of you, blessings are on your lips!

Third floor; Come on, let's go to the class group discussion, don't crash the server here later.

Then, the server really crashed.

Tens of thousands of all "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" occupied the entire forum, and the tech guy worked overtime overnight.

Fortunately, it's winter vacation. They don't have to be blocked like celebrities. When school starts, their enthusiasm will naturally fade away.

"Mom, what age is it, why are blind dates still popular?" Lin Chen impatiently threw the file bag to the little assistant behind him, and scratched his hair irritably, his delicate and shiny hairstyle instantly changed Get messy.

"What? The blind date with the daughter of the Fang family wronged you?" Song Xiang raised his head and motioned for the stylist to help him rearrange his hairstyle, "You don't care how old you are, I don't care how you fooled around before, you will go on a blind date today How easy is the child of the Fang family, quiet and well-behaved, what's wrong with you?"

"Tsk, I don't like her blind date." Lin Chen muttered a few words casually, and got into the car with Song Xiang, as if he was afraid that he would run away, the car started quickly.

Throughout the winter vacation, his brother was either forced to marry or was on his way. Today you are Ms. Fang, tomorrow you are Ms. Wang. Song Xiang's originally scheduled trip was postponed. In the end, Lin Chen couldn't take it anymore and decided to go abroad.

Coincidentally, Ji Liang also went abroad for a while, and then they went abroad together.

Lin Shan:...

Sitting in the suddenly deserted living room, he always felt that Lin Chen, Ji Liang, seemed to elope so much.

Tsk, he scratched his head.

When he was in Beicheng, Ji Liang even threw lobsters all over his brother.

The more he thought about it, the more confused he became, and he always found it strange, but what made him even more strange was Ji Xingyu. Since they both came out, Uncle Ji and Aunt Qiao continued to go abroad to work, and Song Xiang devoted himself to Lin Chen's marriage. And Lin Zuqiu is also busy in the company and can't get away, but Ji Xingyu has really been in a hurry these two days.

School will start tomorrow, and Lin Shan wonders if he should think about what he will do in the future, because he can't study for the rest of his life.

He does what he wants to do.

The New Year's Day when no fireworks are allowed is flat, and I don't even have any feeling. It just feels like school starts today after yesterday's holiday.

Lin Shan lay on the desk, resting his chin with one hand, looking out the window with a pensive look.

Scattered people came in from the school gate. The bodyguards at the gate had been replaced by a new batch of new people. The worn and incomplete corners of the school walls had been completely renovated last semester. The sycamore trees on both sides of the road were bare. I don’t know when It was only then that the green shoots could be drawn out, and when the cool wind blew, Lin Shan shivered from the cold and closed the window. "Dog——" Yan Jichu rushed over in a hurry, and jumped in front of Lin Shan in a few moments. He slapped the table a few times with an excited face.

"what happened to you?"

"Me." Yan Jichu waved his hands, his tongue seemed to be tied, unable to speak a word.

"Oh, two good news, which one do you want to hear?" Liu An came from behind Yan Jichu, kicked him aside in disgust, and added by the way: "It may be bad news for you."

Lin Shan habitually leaned back and looked at them suspiciously, "Then I don't want to listen to any of them."

Yan Jichu finally organized his words, he squeezed in and said, "We may have two banquets."

Liu An: "Dun Yu and your brother's."

Lin Shan: "What!"

"Uh—" Liu An rolled his eyes and said it again, "Yes, Dun Yu has a table, and your brother has a table."

"Dunyu, I know, my brother's blind date succeeded?"

Liu An put two fingers together and lightly tapped Lin Shantou, "Why are you a younger brother? You don't care about your brother's marriage at all?"

"Brother Chen and Brother Liang are together."

"What?" The amount of information was so overwhelming that it took Lin Shan a full minute to digest it, "When?"

Yan Jichu looked at the phone, "Ah, I don't know, I only found out today."

Immediately afterwards, Lin Shan received a message from Song Xiang.

【Mom: Son, mom and your dad have something to do and they need to go abroad for a while. 】

【Mom: Take good care of yourself during this time. 】

[Mian: Mom, you and Dad should also take care of yourself. 】

Turning his head, he sent a message to Lin Chen.

[Mian: Come on. 】

【Mian: You are my forever brother. 】

【elder brother:? 】

【Brother: What are you crazy about. 】

The college entrance examination will be in June, and there are still five months to sprint. As Jiangyang No. [-] Middle School, a top-notch school in Dezhou, the head teachers of the third year of high school are under too much pressure. There are not more than three or four in each class. Those admitted to prestigious schools are embarrassed to speak.

But Han Yu was not in a hurry, he was very leisurely, and sometimes he would go to other classes to watch with a teacup, because under Lin Shan's encouragement, Class [-] became more self-disciplined than before, and the average score of the class also rose linearly.

Han Yu felt that he had saved someone in his previous life, and that's why he got Ji Xingyu and Lin Shan.

Ji Xingyu finally showed his face after disappearing for four days. The first thing he did when he came back was to toss Lin Shan first, and said that he had done a great thing that he would be grateful to him for the rest of his life.

Lin Shan didn't tell him when he asked him.

After his parents went abroad, Lin Shan spent the rest of his time at school except for returning home during the holidays, and then he didn’t go back at all during the holidays. Anyway, there was no one else, so he might as well be groping for something at school and think about what he would do in the future.

Then he thought, let's paint.

He doesn't like commercial struggles, and he doesn't want to do other industries. He thinks that painting is very enjoyable. He likes to create, and he prefers to record him and Ji Xingyu in this way.

"Hiss—so, what you mean by this painting is that I wish my head would always be green?" Ji Xingyu looked at the oil painting in front of him complicatedly, and Lin Shan said it was a blessing for himself from the painting.

where?That lump of green?

Lin Shan gave him a dissatisfied look, and then explained: "This is to wish you a long life."

"Oh~" Ji Xingyu half understood.

Lin Shan ignored him.

Ji Xingyu coaxed him for a long time, and in order for Lin Shan to create with peace of mind, he specially changed Lin Shan's dormitory so that he could live with him so that he could take care of him.

"Why do you want to learn to draw?"

Lin Shan flexed his wrists and thought about it, "Well... probably I enjoy the process of painting. I learned it late, and I don't plan to be a main job in the future."

Ji Xingyu squatted down, looked left and right at the bucket of paint that Lin Shan was going to use later, stretched out his hand and dabbed a little on his fingertips, "Which college are you going to go to?"

"Computer." It has been half a month since Lin Shan started school. During this half month, he spends half a day every day learning to draw, and the rest of the time is spent studying and brushing up questions.

Ji Xingyu twirled his fingertips, as if thinking of something, a smirk suddenly appeared on Junyi's face, "School has started for half a month."

"Huh? That's right, why?" Lin Shan didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at this time.

"Is your birthday coming soon?"

Lin Shan's hands dipped in paint, the original body's birthday falls on February 21 of the Gregorian calendar, which is the tenth day of the first lunar month. Isn't that...

tomorrow!

The brush in his hand lost gravity, and fell to the ground with a "click", Lin Shan murmured: "Brother..."

Ji Xingyu stepped forward, put his palm on his head, and just wanted to comfort him, but Lin Shan said something.

"Brother, if you are afraid of pain." Lin Shan gritted his teeth, "I will be very light!"

Ji Xingyu:?

It seems that his little boyfriend is not clear enough about his position.

"Then I'll teach you." He picked up Lin Shan, put him gently on the bed, and pressed himself on top of him, breathing hot air on the side of Lin Shan's neck quietly, "Do you know what 1 is?" and 0?"

Lin Shan nodded, "Yan Jichu told me." What lingered on the tip of his nose was the mint fragrance from Ji Xingyu's body, which smelled good. He put his hand on Ji Xingyu's chest, and said in a muffled voice: " I think, I'm a 1."

Ji Xingyu frowned, "What about me?"

Lin Shan thought for a moment and replied, "It's also 1."

Ji Xingyu curled his lips, "Do you know that 1 and 1 are different?"

"For example?" Lin Shan asked.

"Take off your pants." Ji Xingyu panted heavily.

Lin Shan:?

The author has something to say: follow-up: Lin Shan was late for a class the next day.

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