The villain cannon fodder wants salted fish

At noon, the sun was shining and the weather was muggy. I felt hot and humid all over. It might rain in the past two days.

"Hey, Shan'er!" Yan Jichu ran over from the back door with his back bent.

"Huh?" He responded.

Yan Jichu sat on the bench in front of Lin Shan's table, looking excited, "Are you free during the holiday next month?"

"Huh? What?"

"It's Xiao Ma's birthday." Yan Jichu danced happily, "There will be a lot of people there! There will be a party!" He emphatically patted the table a few times, "Hey, when the time comes, I will introduce you to some girls, I promise, everyone... ahem, you know."

Ji Xingyu raised his eyelids and glanced at Yan Jichu, "We went to celebrate our birthday, not to go whoring."

Yan Jichu seemed to think of something again, and slapped his head, "That's right, the pony is a bit withdrawn, it's better to have fewer people." He counted with his fingers, "Liu An, Song Xunyi, Bai Luoluo, Xu Rui has a few others, these are fine."

Bai Luoluo?Ji Xingyu?

Hearing these two names, Lin Shan couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. He wanted to find an inconspicuous corner and secretly watch Ji Xingyu and Bai Luo Luo Sa Tang.

Ji Xingyu glanced at Lin Shan out of the corner of his eye, and he knew it in his heart.

"Squad leader, what birthday present do you want to bring?" Lin Shan tilted his head and asked Ji Xingyu.

Ji Xingyu said lightly, "Bring a bottle of water."

"Ah, won't it be too perfunctory?"

He raised his eyebrows: "My perfunctory is his greatest gift."

Yan Jichu poked Lin Shan, "Then I'm a little confused about what you plan to bring."

"Send the belt." Ji Xingyu said.

"Ah?" Lin Shan and Yan Jichu spoke at the same time.

He explained: "Ma Lanjing's coming-of-age ceremony next month, he's a big man anyway, why not give him a belt? Could it be a skirt?"

"Hey, yeah." Yan Jichu patted his thigh, "It makes sense, as a man, how can he not have a belt!"

Ji Xingyu's plan succeeded, and he continued, "Yes, and you must kiss his forehead after giving the belt, that shows that you take your brotherhood with him very seriously."

"Huh? Can it still be like this?" Lin Shan had never heard of it.

"Why not? What's wrong with two big men kissing their foreheads? It's not a tongue kiss." Ji Xingyu explained the details, "You must look at your eyes, touch your head and kiss, and just kiss. brother."

"Well, okay, okay, leave it to me!" Yan Jichu patted his chest.

Lin Shan always felt that something was wrong.

【Why!Pinduoduo cut a knife! : On my birthday, please prepare a present to thank me. 】

[The well in Malan Mountain:? 】

"Lin Shan, I don't know how to answer a question, can you...can you explain it to me?" The girl kept looking at Lin Shan with a shy face.

This is already the third girl who came to this break. Since Lin Shan's last monthly exam, there has been a steady stream of girls who came to him to ask questions. It was not all at once, but scattered and almost filled him. the whole class.

Lin Shan is not too annoying, but he can clearly feel that 90.00% of these people are here for their faces, because he has to talk about each topic four or five times, and then refuses to add WeChat by the way.

"Yes, I'll take a look." Lin Shan reached out and took the exercise book.

"Just draw an auxiliary line." He took a pen and drew on it. If I remember correctly, this should be a basic question in the first year of high school.

"That... I didn't understand it very well, can you explain it again?" The girl pushed the exercise book over again.

Speaking so fast, she didn't even start to look at Lin Shan carefully.

"Come on, I'll teach you." Ji Xingyu grabbed her, glanced up and down, and threw the workbook to her, "Give up, you won't learn."

The girl froze for a moment, "Huh?" Then she straightened her face and said confidently, "I just want to ask classmate Lin about his study methods."

"Learning? Learning is actually very simple." Ji Xingyu said patiently, "Just master the method, self-discipline and plan, and then..." He laughed: "Then leave it to talent."

The girl's eyelids visibly twitched.

"The question is too difficult, except for Lin Shan, who can't understand it." Ji Xingyu smiled, "Our classmate, Xiao Lin, is the most talented. No matter how hard we try, we can't catch up."

She looked at Shang Ji Xingyu's deep ink-like eyes, with a smile that was not a smile, and the hairs on her back stood up, "Oh, oh, good."

She picked up the exercise book and ran away, and removed Ji Xingyu from her list of male gods.

"You won't refuse them?"

"I...I haven't figured out how to say it yet."

Lin Shan's heart couldn't help tightening, he pressed the corner of the book with his fingertips, and a shallow crease was printed on it, "I'm afraid that if I speak too hard, they will cry."

That kind of taste is not good, he has felt it before.

Like tiny silver needles, they are specially pierced in places that are not fatal, slowly torturing you.

Ji Xingyu gave a "tsk" and hummed, "Why don't you just say it directly, and completely cut off their thoughts, or else you keep dragging your feet, do you know what the outside world will say about you?"

He propped his head on one hand, and played with the pen in his other hand. He said angrily: "They will say that you hang those girls on purpose. On the surface, you are a good boy and a schoolmaster, but in fact you are a senior scumbag."

Lin Shan frowned sadly while listening.

"Then what should I do?"

Needless to say, Lin Shan has lived for 20 years, and this is the first time he is so popular, he was panicked and at a loss for a while.

Ji Xingyu snapped his hands and smiled badly, "Well, if you call me brother, I'll teach you."

"Brother." Lin Shan blurted out concisely.

Lin Shan didn't have anything to worry about, but felt that the request was strange.

So simple?

This sound without a trace of emotion, even a dull voice, managed to make Ji Xing smile in a tone of voice, and eating a full meal and belching was more emotional than this.

OK.

"Go to the school forum and post a post."

"Will anyone really watch it?"

"What do you say?"

"Oh."

He lowered his head, turned on the phone secretly, and began to think about what to say.

[Shantou Luminous: At our age, feelings are often the most fragile period, and we can’t stand any wind and rain. A little carelessness will open a scar that cannot heal, so I think we should focus on In learning, you must live up to your youth and learn new ideas! 】

It has been a month since Lin Shan posted a post last time. As a melon shed maker during this period, this post was quickly replied.

First floor:...

Second floor: I directly and slowly type a "?"

Third floor: I laughed to death.

Fourth floor: Don't mention it, what's the matter with being a little cute while riding a horse?