Dressing up as a male and female protagonist

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

Zhao Ye wholeheartedly wanted to regain his glory and tidy up, but he was exhausted after being tossed all night.Although he acted appropriately, it was just that the pain didn't hurt his muscles and bones, but it was impossible to recover immediately, Zhao Ye didn't want to go to see him with a slightly haggard appearance.

As if he had lost the battle!

Zhao Ye's expression was gloomy and unclear.

Although what happened yesterday made him very emotional, he has never been a disadvantaged person.He has always played and abused others recklessly, when is it his turn to be the meat on other people's knives?Even if he loves the indifferent appearance so much, he will definitely suffer.

With a sneer, Zhao Ye's thin lips parted, and his smile was bloody and brutal: "An Yi, spread the news that I left in a rage. Then..."

Soon the news of being rejected by the emperor spread throughout the harem.

Zhao Ye couldn't be more aware of the harem's upholding and depressing.What's more, Zhao Ye's harem is extremely repressed, and some concubines have already become abnormal in repression, and it is not a big deal to humiliate a concubine who has been ignored by Zhao Ye.

So what if he is the youngest son of the Hou family?After entering the palace, this layer of status fades away, so what about the imperial concubine?There is no one in the harem who does not know, Zhao Ye has no so-called rules at all in his eyes.A high-ranking concubine must not only have a good family background, but also know the rules and not be an eyesore, so that she can live in peace and stability.

There is only one person who is treated so well, has made various preparations, and has not been tossed about. How can... not make people jealous?It's not easy for such a character to fall out of favor... Hehe.

Not long after, Zhao Ye, who was lying on the bed bored, couldn't wait to ask An Yi about the current situation.

Thinking of the fate he might face, the corners of Zhao Ye's lips became even higher.

Rather Stick to your guns.He didn't mind destroying things he liked very much at all, but he didn't want others to touch them either.But it doesn't matter, it's just making the other party suffer a little bit... that's all.When the time comes, cut off the claws of the person who touched him... Wouldn't it be all right?

But Zhao Ye's smile hadn't reached its maximum yet, and it froze there——

"Your master heard what the maid said about falling out of favor, so he still maintained his composure and went to the imperial garden to relax."

In fact, the news that An Yi got was that the noble master didn't even lift his eyelids, he was shaking the blanketed rocking chair lightly with his toes, and with a cold expression, he just said, "We don't need to report this kind of news in the future." He threw away the book and fell asleep.

When he was woken up again, the noble master explained impatiently, "Unless His Majesty comes to me, I don't care about his affairs", and then went to the Imperial Garden to have fun in a very disappointed manner.

Of course, these facts... An Yi cleverly concealed them.

If you really say it, maybe your master is fine, he will definitely be operated on.

really.

Zhao Ye patted the bed resentfully, and grinned, but no matter how he looked at it, he was creepy: "It's not good to do things, so go and get twenty big boards by yourself."

"Yes."

Oh, he still overestimated his master's ability to bear, and underestimated his willfulness.However, anyway, I am used to being hit by the board, and my subordinates dare not hit too hard ╮(╯▽╰)╭

No matter how upset Zhao Ye was, he was in a good mood anyway.

Maybe there was a bit of playing hard to get, but I really didn't want Zhao Ye's news to bother him.This product is owed, love whatever.

Qingmeng, who was disturbed, threw away the book and went to the imperial garden. After a few steps, he arrived at a pavilion, and ordered someone to fetch paper, ink, brush and inkstone, and practiced calligraphy in the pavilion.

Calm down, calm down.

Ha ha.

The leisure time was interrupted, it was not good to catch Zhao Ye immediately and beat him up, so he had to use all his energy on writing.A bed-ridden boy is nothing to be trifled with.

After a while, a concubine wandered here, hesitantly stepped forward and saluted: "I have seen your lord."

It wasn't surprising, he just waved his hand to signal that the other party was fine.There is no way, I dare not compete for favor in the harem, and there is not much to tear about. Why don't I just stroll around the garden, it's just such a fun.

The imperial concubine didn't mean to drive people away or feel upset, but she was rather cold, with the same expression as when she was asking for peace, and she peeked at her beautiful face, and felt a little deer bumping in her heart, so she boldly said: "Your lord , are you practicing calligraphy here?"

After a quick glance, he recognized this concubine, she seemed to be Lu Guiren, with a delicate and pleasant appearance, not very beautiful but a little beauty, she just looked at him timidly, with a little shyness of a young girl.

His expression softened a little, and he nodded slightly: "I like you."

Seeing this, Lu Guiren's heart beat faster, and he couldn't help blurting out: "Concubines also like calligraphy!"

After speaking, Lu Guiren was taken aback by himself, and lowered his head in embarrassment.

"It's a good thing. The palace is boring. If you have hobbies, you can talk about it for comfort." The clear and cool voice sounded, with a little warmth.

Lu Guiren raised his head cautiously, and saw that the corners of his lips were slightly hooked. Although the curvature was extremely shallow, he was indeed smiling!

For a moment, Lu Guiren was a little stunned, and suddenly felt a little astringent in his heart.Why did this person... enter the palace and be ruined by His Majesty?

No one could answer Lu Guiren's question, so she could only feel uncomfortable in her heart, and then tried her best to get along well, introducing the exquisiteness of the Royal Garden, chatting about her childhood, chirping like a lark.

Looking at the eyebrows and eyes softened a little, and the irritability dissipated a little.

The atmosphere is harmonious.

Not long after, a few more concubines came, watching Lu Guiren talking and still listening with a gentle expression, inexplicably feeling a kind of pampering XD

Then bewitched by the beauty, fell in love with the temperament, all lamented that His Majesty would spoil people, subtly psychologically balanced.

Look, such a character can't be favored. Sure enough, the emperor was blind because of the snake spirit disease.Anyway, the emperor has always been that kind of virtue, whatever he likes, this belongs to our country.

With sympathy and admiration, the concubines became more intimate with each other. Some shyly looked down and twisted their veils and smiled from time to time, some boldly chatted directly, and some looked dazed.

In short, it was very lively.

Zhao Ye: ...Why don't you play cards according to common sense!Before clearly asking for peace, everyone looked at him as an unpleasant fall!

The experienced An Yi already had an ominous premonition, and simply escaped in the name of a work-related injury.

An Er scolded An Yi for being cunning in his heart, his sense of smell was more sensitive, and when he saw An Yi being beaten, he felt that something was wrong, so he took the initiative to change the errand of the third to investigate, let the third report to report, and even used the previous favor.

The honest man secretly didn't realize what the problem was, and he reported the matter tremblingly, thinking that His Majesty was too annoying and no one else wanted to come.

"Snapped!"

There was a crisp sound, and An San didn't realize what happened, so he greeted Zhao Ye with a bright smile, but his face was colder than ever: "Is it An San, you did a good job, and the report is very detailed."

Seemingly aware of the badness but still being an honest person, the third party subconsciously answered: "This is what a humble job should do."

"Well, quite rightly so. Who's in charge of looking into this?"

The dark three was silent for a while, and finally realized something was wrong.

Brother, I'm sorry, since you cheated me first, I had no choice but to hurt each other.After all, I am His Majesty's subordinate and cannot betray His Majesty, right?

Under Zhao Ye's eyes with a more sinister smile, the third party replied honestly: "The third party. He did a very good job and described it in detail. He is humble and dull, so I only briefly recounted it." Well, the specific actions It only describes that your lord and all the concubines are very close, so it's true, right?

come?Hurt each other?

Sure enough, Zhao Ye laughed even more strangely: "Very well, I will reward you with fifty slabs each, go and receive the reward."

The third party went to pick it up neatly, saying that it would be early to finish the job. Although he was an honest person, he somehow felt that...today, he was not big.Follow in the footsteps of the boss!

Zhao Ye didn't bother to care about the guard's thoughts, and lay down on the couch with a gloomy expression.

... Let's see how he cleans up afterward.Let it dry for a while, and you will know how much it weighs when you think about it.

To be honest, he didn't really think about what to do for a while.Except for an eye for an eye and an eye for an eye in the future, if you look pleasing to the eye in the future, you can barely make the other party pay for the crime, but now?

The violent beating of the heart before, as if the whole body's blood rushed to one place, it was too exciting.Zhao Ye was not willing to end it, at least he was not willing to end this person so easily. It was also a subconscious delay to insist on cleaning up the person himself.

But his desire to control is too strong, and he is not willing to expose it. What's more, he also wants to see this person change color, try... to conquer this person.

The smooth life is really boring.If he is really an idiot, it is impossible for him to control the whole country so well. After all, if he has no right, he will naturally have ministers to help him manage the country, but even though he looks so incompetent in the original plot, he is the one who is complete in the world. So willful, he treats the country as a plaything in his palm and plays with it wantonly.

Clearly in control of the power, the minister dare not resist, but I will do it.You watch me do it, but you just can't control it. How does it feel?

But now, Zhao Ye was really powerless.

This person...was out of control after all.Zhao Ye was unwilling to admit this.

The most difficult thing to say is that every night, Zhao Ye could vaguely hear the crisp ringtone, dreamed of the deep and cold eyes, and the moment when the wax dripped down, every time he was whipped, he felt pain and itching. The pain caused by a hard step...

Charming, yet lively and stimulating.

Let him want to stop.

Then the dead boy Zhao Ye continued to listen to the report during the day, reporting how leisurely life was and completely ignored his affairs.

Ha ha.

Go out and play twenty big boards by yourself.

He had no idea how painful the dark guards had been these past few days, and they were changing shifts crying and weeping. Anyway, his life was quite nourishing.

The soft girls gathered around to talk about calligraphy and painting, and occasionally there would be a few concubines who were dumbfounded and stupid, and the news was extremely ill-informed. They accidentally saw him fall and were held into his arms or something.

Looking at Lu Guiren who was puffing up his cheeks and trying to write, although he still had no expression on his face, his long and narrow phoenix eyes did not feel sharp at this time, but there was a slight tenderness.

He held Lu Guiren's hand from behind, and said in a calm tone, "Your strength is still not enough. Not all fonts require strong wrist strength. You are a woman, so you can learn more delicate ones, but you still can't neglect the practice. Otherwise, you will be weak when writing, and the written words will not be strong enough, without muscles and bones, and look limp."

Lu Guiren's pretty face blushed slightly, and he answered nonchalantly.

She likes calligraphy and painting, and she can write by herself, but since she is only a junior official, she will naturally not be able to hire any famous teachers. This time, she is really envious of the calligraphy and hopes to get some advice.But...your lord is really gentle and kind!

"I remember your small character Yunzhen?" Looking at Lu Guiren's red ears and rosy cheeks, he chuckled in his heart.

A pure girl can always make people feel at ease.

Lu Guiren nodded flattered.Your lord actually knows her name~ I still remember~

The corners of her lips were slightly hooked, and with a slight smile on her face, she held Lu Guiren's hand and started to stroke the paper: "Then write the word 'Yunzhen'."

Lu Guiren has a pure heart, and after being shy, he also looked at the writing on his hand, so he should have used such force, your master's writing is beautiful...

In fact, it is extremely pure, and it is also gentler to girls.But from behind, it looks like a hug with Lu Guiren.

Very ambiguous.

"Bold!"

Before seeing her and hearing her voice, Lu Guiren trembled in fright, her hand shook violently, the sudden instinctive physical reaction made her unable to grasp her hand and the pen inside.

Ignoring the visitor's intentions at all, seeing that the half-written "Zhen" was destroyed by a big drop of ink, her long eyebrows were frowned, and the corners of her slightly drawn lips were straightened, and they were pursed tightly. It shows the master's displeasure.

Zhao Ye almost laughed angrily, it was the first time he was ignored by someone like this, and this person who ignored him...was the same person who made fun of him before!

How many days have passed?He just hung out for a few days, but he hooked up with someone else!

The indescribably ferocious face made the eunuch and maid next to her wish she could lower her head even lower.

"Chen Guifei, why don't you be polite?" Zhao Ye sarcastically called out his title.

It is definitely a shame to enter the palace as a concubine in the name of a woman in the body of a man.But in a fit of anger, Zhao Ye just blurted it out like this, even saying that he regretted it is far-fetched, he is used to wanton, how could he care about other people's feelings, let alone being right...

Those who humiliate him!

But thinking of this, Zhao Ye himself felt strange.Especially... so to speak, he was tied up that night... tied up by a sycophant?

In any case, this sentence is somewhat insulting.

But it seems that he didn't hear it at all, maintaining a slightly frowning posture, looking at the ink drop, and then touching the ink drop, moving the brush strokes a little bit, pulling slowly and steadily, and drawing a lotus flower with one stroke.

Lu Guiren was startled at first, his mind went blank, but following the movement, his mind was immersed a little bit, he continued to draw along the movement, and exclaimed.

The half-written "Zhen" character seems to be covered by the graceful blooming lotus at this time, making it more elegant and elegant.

Finally, he let go of his hand, and his eyebrows stretched: "Don't panic."

With a "creak", one bone of the fan in Zhao Ye's hand broke.

Zhao Ye was already standing next to the two of them, and he was amazed for a moment when he saw the word "Zhen", but the next moment he sneered and threw his fan, his eyes fell on Lu Guiren who was recovering from being shivering all over, and he paused word by word. : "This woman is shocked, drag her out, and dismember her body!"

The author has something to say: 4356 words, 4000+ again, although it is still a little late, but it is so narcissistic... But the QAQ daily income has decreased even though the number of words has increased, and it is still embarrassing. cute mine

small theater:

Zhao Ye: ╭(╯^╰)╮If you dare to grab me, Ranran, drag them out and kill them all!

Ran [turns around and leaves]

Zhao Ye: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ but what are you doing?

Ran Ran: You have too many people to kill, and you are not interested in watching the sentence.