Cub, don't come out of the closet! [Entertainment]
Chapter 10 [Clown]
"Dear viewers and friends, welcome to Chongya Video's large-scale performance variety show "There are so many dramas!""
At seven o'clock in the evening, the game started normally.
The host routinely opens, reads sponsorship, reviews the previous issue, looks forward to this issue, and throws out topics by the way.
"Since the addition of our kick-off session, only Teacher Long Gang has succeeded in the challenge. Do the instructors think anyone can succeed in this session?"
Xuan Mei, one of the instructors, said bluntly: "I hope someone can succeed. If not, I suggest canceling this session. This can not only avoid the public execution of immature actors, but also avoid harm to our audience. .”
These words resonated with the audience, and everyone applauded her consciously.
Ruan Xing, the Cannes actor next to him, said: "From my personal point of view, I sincerely urge the program group to give more opportunities to talented but unexposed treasure actors, no matter old or young, and let them come to our Contributing wonderful performances on the stage, rather than selecting people for topics or popularity. Director Wu, what do you think?"
"Director Wu thinks what the two teachers said is very true," Wu Bo, the cutting-edge director sitting on the far left, held his afro head and folded his arms, "We are here to enjoy the performance, not to suffer. Let's start now."
The host looked embarrassed: "But I still have a part of the implant that I haven't read..."
The audience laughed.
"Then let's not read it for a while," the host said calmly, "Otherwise, I'm afraid Director Wu won't be able to wait and leave immediately."
A little humor dispelled the tense atmosphere at the scene, and then the host said in a cadenced voice: "The first play is Director Wu's "Who Are the Sinners", the 'Four King Kong' group, please start your performance—— "
The lights in the venue were dimmed, and in the darkness, there was a piercing sound of brakes coming from the stereo. The car seemed to run over in everyone's heart, and then, there was a "bang".
During the night, someone was hit.
Three seconds later, the light, lights up.
A simple yard was built on the stage, and two sets of worn clothes were hung on the clothesline in the yard, one was a clown costume and the other was a Peking Opera costume.
A few gongs sounded, and the two brothers of the Sun family walked from outside the screen to the stage.
Xuanmei's expression froze, she approached Wu Bo, and whispered, "The Beijing opera soundtrack they used?"
Wu Bo nodded, approving this new idea.
Then the two continued to perform on the stage.
"You were driving the car, why did you reach out and hit me?"
"I was driving, why did you pull me?"
"Why are you shouting so loudly?" Sun Ming glared at his younger brother, and said in a low voice, "I'm afraid that others won't know that you killed someone?"
He sat on the shabby wicker chair with a gloomy expression, took out a pack of cigarettes from his dirty coat, and lit one casually.
Seeing this, the mentor Ruan Xing couldn't help frowning.
Sun Lei squatted down on the bricks and said unconvinced: "What is 'I'? You are the murderer!"
Sun Ming quickly reached out to cover his mouth.
"What are you doing?" Sun Lei immediately picked up a brick and shouted in horror, "Do you want to kill me to silence me?"
As soon as this line came out, the lights dimmed, and the soundtrack instantly became tense.
In seconds, the relationship between the brothers broke down. Both suspected that the other wanted to kill themselves, and they scuffled together in the small courtyard.All the boxes and chairs were knocked down, the scene was tense and exciting, and the audience was sweating.
The three instructors also frequently exchanged glances.
Just as the two brothers were pinching each other's necks, there was another loud bang, and the mottled wooden door was knocked open.
A dilapidated toy car appeared at the gate of the courtyard. In the car sat a strange old man with a stooped back, gray hair, clown makeup, and Peking Opera costume.
He yelled in Peking opera singing: "My old grandson is here-"
Then drove the toy car into the yard.
The mentors looked confused and exchanged glances with each other, but they didn't seem to recognize who he was.
The old man shook his head, hummed a Beijing opera tune, and drove the toy car around the two brothers, not forgetting to reach out to pat their buttocks and poke their waists.A few small actions made the audience laugh, and let everyone understand that he is either a lunatic or a fool.
At present, the script has been changed a lot, and it is very innovative. Wu Bo sat up straight, and seemed to be in a good mood.
On the stage, the two brothers looked at each other and had an idea at the same time.
They began to communicate their thoughts with hand gestures.There are no lines in this whole process, which is a test of the actor's ability.
Old man Sun got off the car tremblingly and imitated their actions beside him.Seeing the two brothers scratching their ears and cheeks anxiously, he scratched their ears and cheeks too, and raised his hand to cover his eyes, doing Sun Monkey's signature move, and picked up the bamboo pole on the ground as a golden hoop to play with.
Obviously the two brothers were discussing to let him take the top bag, but he was laughing and amused. All the attention of the audience was attracted by him. With the wonderful Beijing opera soundtrack, everyone watched with mixed feelings of sadness and joy, but couldn't laugh when they wanted to.
After the plot was over, the two brothers came to the old father and played a monkey show with him. It was really a good picture of a loving father and a filial son.
When the old man was tired, the two of them helped him to sit on the toy car.
"Dad," Sun Lei knelt down to wipe his father's sweat, and lowered his voice, "You are the greatest super villain clown in Gotham City, don't you want to go to the prison? When the police come, you can say that you are You hit..."
"Prison!" Old man Sun blinked and shouted in a silly voice, "The clown is going to prison!"
Soon, the policeman Ba Qing came.
As soon as he showed up, the audience was amazed. His figure and temperament were so handsome.
Ba Qing was not affected at all. He scanned the messy yard with majestic eyes, and then began to question the two brothers.
It was a suffocating conversation. At first, the two brothers were still trying to explain, but they were completely overwhelmed by his momentum and began to tremble and tremble.
The audience was overwhelmed by Ba Qing's majesty and enjoyed watching it very much. The instructors also nodded frequently.
"Who drove the car last night?" Ba Qing stared at the two brothers and asked sharply.
The brothers immediately began to blame each other and pass the buck.
The two of them blushed so much that their necks were thick, and they scuffled again.
Ba Qing stepped forward to pull them away.
The old man hit him with a toy car and said with a smile, "It's me! I remember, it's me!"
Ba Qing frowned: "Old man, don't make trouble."
Old man Sun made several gestures, pointed at himself, and sang again: "It's true—it's—me."
Ba Qing was furious. He pointed at the two brothers: "You want your crazy dad to take the blame, don't you? Don't think that I can't cure you if you don't have to be responsible for killing people with mental illness!"
"I'm not sick." Old man Sun suddenly said in a very clear voice.
He supported the toy to stand up, pulled the hem of the vest first, then stood up straight, and sang in a fast rhythm with red eyes: "I'm not sick. Last night, I first robbed the car and then hit people. I looked around, I flustered..."
He sang around Ba Qing and performed the movements of killing people and burying corpses.
Wu Bo put his hands on the table and tapped on the table lightly following the rhythm of the music.
The light and shadow on the stage were unpredictable, and it seemed to be a stage for the old man alone.
He played with bamboo poles and sang to the point of madness.The policeman Ba Qing was attracted by him, so he couldn't help being distracted.When he sang the last line, the old man's eyes suddenly sharpened, and he hit Ba Qing on the back of the head with a stick.
The policeman fell to the ground.
The red light flickered on the field, old man Sun opened his red mouth, pointed his finger at the auditorium, shot in a circle, and finally landed on the two sons: "You are the clowns."
Then, the lights dimmed, the scene ended, and the four left.
The scene was silent for two seconds, and then there was thunderous applause.
Behind the scenes, Qi Tu immediately went to greet his artists.
"It's great," he hugged him tightly, stroked his back vigorously, and whispered in his ear, "I'm really glad you didn't get the Zhai Qiao group, otherwise Sheng Xing would really have to fight with me." Broken."
"Hey," Qu Jingshan hugged him, rested his chin on his shoulder, and rubbed lightly, "If you praise him again, I'm going to float."
The host's voice came from the stage——
"I think everyone must want to know who is the actor who plays the father. I can't wait to invite them. Please hurry up and vote first."
Behind the stage, Qi Tu let go of Qu Jingshan and held his face: "Float, let you float for 3 minutes."
Qu Jingshan smiled, his eyes were slightly moist.
"I've been waiting for this opportunity for a long time," he said softly.
"My fault," Qi Tu still holding his face, he looked into his eyes, and said seriously, "I will definitely, I will help you negotiate the best script."
Two minutes later, the 2 spectators, 10 media professionals, and three mentors had all voted.
The host invited the four people up, and from left to right, the four introduced themselves one by one.
Old man Sun turned his back and coughed a few times, and couldn't help rubbing his throat again.Sha Kun, who plays the policeman, gently stroked his back.
After slowing down, old man Sun turned his head, cleared his throat, and said in a very young and clear voice: "Hello everyone, I am the clown, and I am Qu Jingshan."
Everyone was stunned.
The audience was silent for at least five seconds.
Five seconds later, Qu Jingshan hugged the microphone and nervously sang a cappella in a trembling voice: "I'm most afraid...the air...suddenly quiet... Excuse me, goodbye."
He turned to leave, but Ruan Xing suddenly shouted: "Come back!"
Qu Jingshan immediately returned to his original position with a sliding step.
"Director Wu," Ruan Xing turned to look at Wu Bo, "Talk about your movie first."
Wu Bo helped Fumai, it seemed that he hadn't come out of the performance just now.
"Let me talk first let me talk first!" Xuan Mei stood up directly, she stared at Qu Jingshan, and asked eagerly, "I know that this issue is for players to choose roles first, so you are the first to choose The role of father?"
"Almost...well," Qu Jingshan said calmly, "In this way, once I put on makeup, you won't recognize me, I can perform without pressure, and you won't be prejudiced against me, and your votes will be more true to your heart idea."
"Great," Xuan Mei praised him with both hands, "You are really smart and brave."
She took a deep breath: "I feel like I was taught by you. I was taught by your acting skills and your wisdom. Frankly speaking——"
Qu Jingshan raised his hand to interrupt her, and made a "please" gesture: "Teacher, please sit down and praise, slowly."
"No, I have to stand up and boast, please don't teach me how to do things, thank you." Xuanmei continued, "Frankly speaking, if I knew in advance that it was you, Qu Jingshan, performing on stage, I might really be affected to a certain extent. But in fact, without knowing it was you, I was completely amazed and overwhelmed by you. So I feel very ashamed. I think, I am the clown. Thank you very much for teaching me, and thank you for bringing Your wonderful performance. I am really a fan of you today, and I look forward to more exciting performances from you."
"Thank you teacher," Qu Jingshan bowed deeply, "So did you vote for me, teacher?"
"Voted," Xuan Mei showed her voting board, "I am the first to vote for you."
"Mr. Xuanmei's rainbow fart is too powerful." Ruan Xing looked at the director of the original film, Wu Bo, and said with a smile, "Director Wu, have you prepared it yet?"
Wu Bo stared at Qu Jingshan, and asked directly: "When is the schedule?"
At seven o'clock in the evening, the game started normally.
The host routinely opens, reads sponsorship, reviews the previous issue, looks forward to this issue, and throws out topics by the way.
"Since the addition of our kick-off session, only Teacher Long Gang has succeeded in the challenge. Do the instructors think anyone can succeed in this session?"
Xuan Mei, one of the instructors, said bluntly: "I hope someone can succeed. If not, I suggest canceling this session. This can not only avoid the public execution of immature actors, but also avoid harm to our audience. .”
These words resonated with the audience, and everyone applauded her consciously.
Ruan Xing, the Cannes actor next to him, said: "From my personal point of view, I sincerely urge the program group to give more opportunities to talented but unexposed treasure actors, no matter old or young, and let them come to our Contributing wonderful performances on the stage, rather than selecting people for topics or popularity. Director Wu, what do you think?"
"Director Wu thinks what the two teachers said is very true," Wu Bo, the cutting-edge director sitting on the far left, held his afro head and folded his arms, "We are here to enjoy the performance, not to suffer. Let's start now."
The host looked embarrassed: "But I still have a part of the implant that I haven't read..."
The audience laughed.
"Then let's not read it for a while," the host said calmly, "Otherwise, I'm afraid Director Wu won't be able to wait and leave immediately."
A little humor dispelled the tense atmosphere at the scene, and then the host said in a cadenced voice: "The first play is Director Wu's "Who Are the Sinners", the 'Four King Kong' group, please start your performance—— "
The lights in the venue were dimmed, and in the darkness, there was a piercing sound of brakes coming from the stereo. The car seemed to run over in everyone's heart, and then, there was a "bang".
During the night, someone was hit.
Three seconds later, the light, lights up.
A simple yard was built on the stage, and two sets of worn clothes were hung on the clothesline in the yard, one was a clown costume and the other was a Peking Opera costume.
A few gongs sounded, and the two brothers of the Sun family walked from outside the screen to the stage.
Xuanmei's expression froze, she approached Wu Bo, and whispered, "The Beijing opera soundtrack they used?"
Wu Bo nodded, approving this new idea.
Then the two continued to perform on the stage.
"You were driving the car, why did you reach out and hit me?"
"I was driving, why did you pull me?"
"Why are you shouting so loudly?" Sun Ming glared at his younger brother, and said in a low voice, "I'm afraid that others won't know that you killed someone?"
He sat on the shabby wicker chair with a gloomy expression, took out a pack of cigarettes from his dirty coat, and lit one casually.
Seeing this, the mentor Ruan Xing couldn't help frowning.
Sun Lei squatted down on the bricks and said unconvinced: "What is 'I'? You are the murderer!"
Sun Ming quickly reached out to cover his mouth.
"What are you doing?" Sun Lei immediately picked up a brick and shouted in horror, "Do you want to kill me to silence me?"
As soon as this line came out, the lights dimmed, and the soundtrack instantly became tense.
In seconds, the relationship between the brothers broke down. Both suspected that the other wanted to kill themselves, and they scuffled together in the small courtyard.All the boxes and chairs were knocked down, the scene was tense and exciting, and the audience was sweating.
The three instructors also frequently exchanged glances.
Just as the two brothers were pinching each other's necks, there was another loud bang, and the mottled wooden door was knocked open.
A dilapidated toy car appeared at the gate of the courtyard. In the car sat a strange old man with a stooped back, gray hair, clown makeup, and Peking Opera costume.
He yelled in Peking opera singing: "My old grandson is here-"
Then drove the toy car into the yard.
The mentors looked confused and exchanged glances with each other, but they didn't seem to recognize who he was.
The old man shook his head, hummed a Beijing opera tune, and drove the toy car around the two brothers, not forgetting to reach out to pat their buttocks and poke their waists.A few small actions made the audience laugh, and let everyone understand that he is either a lunatic or a fool.
At present, the script has been changed a lot, and it is very innovative. Wu Bo sat up straight, and seemed to be in a good mood.
On the stage, the two brothers looked at each other and had an idea at the same time.
They began to communicate their thoughts with hand gestures.There are no lines in this whole process, which is a test of the actor's ability.
Old man Sun got off the car tremblingly and imitated their actions beside him.Seeing the two brothers scratching their ears and cheeks anxiously, he scratched their ears and cheeks too, and raised his hand to cover his eyes, doing Sun Monkey's signature move, and picked up the bamboo pole on the ground as a golden hoop to play with.
Obviously the two brothers were discussing to let him take the top bag, but he was laughing and amused. All the attention of the audience was attracted by him. With the wonderful Beijing opera soundtrack, everyone watched with mixed feelings of sadness and joy, but couldn't laugh when they wanted to.
After the plot was over, the two brothers came to the old father and played a monkey show with him. It was really a good picture of a loving father and a filial son.
When the old man was tired, the two of them helped him to sit on the toy car.
"Dad," Sun Lei knelt down to wipe his father's sweat, and lowered his voice, "You are the greatest super villain clown in Gotham City, don't you want to go to the prison? When the police come, you can say that you are You hit..."
"Prison!" Old man Sun blinked and shouted in a silly voice, "The clown is going to prison!"
Soon, the policeman Ba Qing came.
As soon as he showed up, the audience was amazed. His figure and temperament were so handsome.
Ba Qing was not affected at all. He scanned the messy yard with majestic eyes, and then began to question the two brothers.
It was a suffocating conversation. At first, the two brothers were still trying to explain, but they were completely overwhelmed by his momentum and began to tremble and tremble.
The audience was overwhelmed by Ba Qing's majesty and enjoyed watching it very much. The instructors also nodded frequently.
"Who drove the car last night?" Ba Qing stared at the two brothers and asked sharply.
The brothers immediately began to blame each other and pass the buck.
The two of them blushed so much that their necks were thick, and they scuffled again.
Ba Qing stepped forward to pull them away.
The old man hit him with a toy car and said with a smile, "It's me! I remember, it's me!"
Ba Qing frowned: "Old man, don't make trouble."
Old man Sun made several gestures, pointed at himself, and sang again: "It's true—it's—me."
Ba Qing was furious. He pointed at the two brothers: "You want your crazy dad to take the blame, don't you? Don't think that I can't cure you if you don't have to be responsible for killing people with mental illness!"
"I'm not sick." Old man Sun suddenly said in a very clear voice.
He supported the toy to stand up, pulled the hem of the vest first, then stood up straight, and sang in a fast rhythm with red eyes: "I'm not sick. Last night, I first robbed the car and then hit people. I looked around, I flustered..."
He sang around Ba Qing and performed the movements of killing people and burying corpses.
Wu Bo put his hands on the table and tapped on the table lightly following the rhythm of the music.
The light and shadow on the stage were unpredictable, and it seemed to be a stage for the old man alone.
He played with bamboo poles and sang to the point of madness.The policeman Ba Qing was attracted by him, so he couldn't help being distracted.When he sang the last line, the old man's eyes suddenly sharpened, and he hit Ba Qing on the back of the head with a stick.
The policeman fell to the ground.
The red light flickered on the field, old man Sun opened his red mouth, pointed his finger at the auditorium, shot in a circle, and finally landed on the two sons: "You are the clowns."
Then, the lights dimmed, the scene ended, and the four left.
The scene was silent for two seconds, and then there was thunderous applause.
Behind the scenes, Qi Tu immediately went to greet his artists.
"It's great," he hugged him tightly, stroked his back vigorously, and whispered in his ear, "I'm really glad you didn't get the Zhai Qiao group, otherwise Sheng Xing would really have to fight with me." Broken."
"Hey," Qu Jingshan hugged him, rested his chin on his shoulder, and rubbed lightly, "If you praise him again, I'm going to float."
The host's voice came from the stage——
"I think everyone must want to know who is the actor who plays the father. I can't wait to invite them. Please hurry up and vote first."
Behind the stage, Qi Tu let go of Qu Jingshan and held his face: "Float, let you float for 3 minutes."
Qu Jingshan smiled, his eyes were slightly moist.
"I've been waiting for this opportunity for a long time," he said softly.
"My fault," Qi Tu still holding his face, he looked into his eyes, and said seriously, "I will definitely, I will help you negotiate the best script."
Two minutes later, the 2 spectators, 10 media professionals, and three mentors had all voted.
The host invited the four people up, and from left to right, the four introduced themselves one by one.
Old man Sun turned his back and coughed a few times, and couldn't help rubbing his throat again.Sha Kun, who plays the policeman, gently stroked his back.
After slowing down, old man Sun turned his head, cleared his throat, and said in a very young and clear voice: "Hello everyone, I am the clown, and I am Qu Jingshan."
Everyone was stunned.
The audience was silent for at least five seconds.
Five seconds later, Qu Jingshan hugged the microphone and nervously sang a cappella in a trembling voice: "I'm most afraid...the air...suddenly quiet... Excuse me, goodbye."
He turned to leave, but Ruan Xing suddenly shouted: "Come back!"
Qu Jingshan immediately returned to his original position with a sliding step.
"Director Wu," Ruan Xing turned to look at Wu Bo, "Talk about your movie first."
Wu Bo helped Fumai, it seemed that he hadn't come out of the performance just now.
"Let me talk first let me talk first!" Xuan Mei stood up directly, she stared at Qu Jingshan, and asked eagerly, "I know that this issue is for players to choose roles first, so you are the first to choose The role of father?"
"Almost...well," Qu Jingshan said calmly, "In this way, once I put on makeup, you won't recognize me, I can perform without pressure, and you won't be prejudiced against me, and your votes will be more true to your heart idea."
"Great," Xuan Mei praised him with both hands, "You are really smart and brave."
She took a deep breath: "I feel like I was taught by you. I was taught by your acting skills and your wisdom. Frankly speaking——"
Qu Jingshan raised his hand to interrupt her, and made a "please" gesture: "Teacher, please sit down and praise, slowly."
"No, I have to stand up and boast, please don't teach me how to do things, thank you." Xuanmei continued, "Frankly speaking, if I knew in advance that it was you, Qu Jingshan, performing on stage, I might really be affected to a certain extent. But in fact, without knowing it was you, I was completely amazed and overwhelmed by you. So I feel very ashamed. I think, I am the clown. Thank you very much for teaching me, and thank you for bringing Your wonderful performance. I am really a fan of you today, and I look forward to more exciting performances from you."
"Thank you teacher," Qu Jingshan bowed deeply, "So did you vote for me, teacher?"
"Voted," Xuan Mei showed her voting board, "I am the first to vote for you."
"Mr. Xuanmei's rainbow fart is too powerful." Ruan Xing looked at the director of the original film, Wu Bo, and said with a smile, "Director Wu, have you prepared it yet?"
Wu Bo stared at Qu Jingshan, and asked directly: "When is the schedule?"
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