Stop chasing me!Lu Yingdi

This embarrassment lasted for a minute, Xia Shui took a deep breath, told himself to be normal, then reopened the door, and looked at Lu Junyao.

Xia Shui said bluntly: "...you come in."

After Lu Junyao entered the house, he couldn't help teasing: "You are quite domineering, do you want to be the owner of this house so much?"

"..." Xia Shui stepped into his shoes silently, took two steps to the door and fled quickly, "Goodbye."

He immediately closed the door with a "snap". After seeing Lu Junyao's face, he breathed a sigh of relief, dragged his shoes and walked to the door of his house, took out the key from his pocket, and... didn't find it.

Xia Shui cursed herself again in her heart.

After half a minute of psychological struggle, Xia Shuijin knocked on the door next door with a stern face. The door opened halfway. ? It’s on my shoe cabinet.”

Xia Shui felt embarrassed, the heat on his face seemed to be steaming, he snatched the key, bowed his head and said "thank you" in a muffled voice, then quickly opened the door and hid in the house.

After he entered the room, he felt as if he was exhausted. He sat down against the door and buried his face in his knees. After a long time, he finally calmed down.

...It's too shameful, too embarrassing, and it's one of the scenes I don't want to recall in my life.

After Lu Junyao saw Xia Shui entered the room, he closed the door himself, recalling the scene just now, he could not help but run out with a smile, and the corners of his lips could not stop rising.After a long while, I felt very strange again, why did I have to snigger inexplicably, and I was stupid, so I forced my expression to return to normal.

At this time, someone called, and Lu Junyao connected the phone, and a frivolous greeting came into his ears: "Are you still alive, handsome guy?"

Although Lu Junyao seemed to be fragmented last night, he could still remember some things, for example——

"You left me at the elevator door yesterday?" he asked.

Duan Shu was also unhurried: "At least I sent you to the elevator. What if I send you to the room and you hold me tight?"

Lu Junyao frowned: "How could I hold on to you?"

Duan Shu also said in a candid tone: "Yesterday you were drunk, and you still held my hand and cried, saying that no one in this world loves you, you are so uncomfortable..."

"Nonsense!" Lu Junyao denied quickly, a little out of breath, "I wouldn't say that, let alone cry, even if I drank too much."

Duan Shu also laughed loudly: "It doesn't matter if you don't believe me, anyway, I have done my best to you. I was going to have fun at night, and I sacrificed more than half of my time to drink with you."

Lu Junyao sneered: "What fun, the woman who called you at night? Be careful to make an illegitimate child, dude."

Duan Shuyi: "I have taken good safety measures."

Lu Junyao: "This may not be completely preventable, you might as well find a man."

Duan Shu also said calmly: "It's a pity, I have higher requirements on men, and I haven't met one that catches my eye. But it's not a big problem, I've had a vasectomy."

Lu Junyao's pupils trembled: "...ah?"

Duan Shu was also a little speechless: "What are you, I haven't eunuched myself, how about a little medical knowledge?"

Lu Junyao: "Of course I know, but I didn't expect you to be so enlightened."

Duan Shu also laughed at himself: "After all, I don't plan to marry a woman. If I really have an illegitimate child, it will be troublesome. I am not suitable for raising children, nor for abandoning children. I just get rid of this trouble. fine."

"..." Lu Junyao was silent for a moment, then sneered, "You actually have a mental defect, right?"

Duan Shu also retorted: "Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps, get out." Then he hung up.

After a while, Lu Junyao received a notice from his manager that he was about to join the team.

**

Xia Shui's work schedule is relatively full. After shooting commercials and recording variety shows, the variety shows are all about life and comedy, and he has to find time to practice dancing in the middle, otherwise he is afraid that his basic skills will be wasted.He came back from another city by plane and thought he could rest, but Ji Ting told him that tomorrow he would go to an ecological park on the edge of City B to record a variety show, and he needed to familiarize himself with the process today.

"Oh..." Xia Shui sighed, paralyzed in his seat, "I live like a happy comedian."

Ji Ting: "Happy comedians should stop crying on variety shows, it's on the hot searches again."

Xia Shui: "Huh?"

Ji Ting showed him the phone.

Xia Shui leaned over to take a look, then nestled back again, and asked, "What, is someone scolding me?"

Ji Tingyun calmly put away the phone: "It's just that you are delicate, but it's not a big problem. We still bought a few marketing accounts who will say good things about you."

Xia Shui was a little helpless: "It's really not that I want to cry, I'm being hot, you know I can't eat chili, I never put spicy food in malatang and barbecue, and I always eat tomato pot in hot pot, but the program crew put The cream in the bread was replaced with mustard for me to eat, I couldn’t bear the taste because of it.”

"..." Ji Ting adjusted his glasses: "Why didn't you tell me?"

"It's very late after the show was recorded, so I just forgot about it. Didn't I just remember it now." Xia Shui curled his lips, aggrieved, "And the show just wanted this effect, and the director who killed a thousand knives even followed I joked, saying that luckily you cried when you ate the first bread, otherwise they would let me eat the second one, my tongue hurts so bad I can’t beat him, I’m so mad.”

Ji Ting: "After all, after the show is broadcast, you will be used to attract traffic. If you can think of this routine, it will be a big deal that you won't be on this show in the future."

Xia Shui sighed, shrunk into the blanket and muttered, "Shows are usually dark all over the world. When I save enough money, I might as well become a dance teacher. At least I won't be tricked into eating mustard."

Ji Ting looked at him, sighed, and didn't continue talking.

The next day, an ecological park in the outskirts of city b.The park is surrounded by mountains and rivers, sparsely populated, and there are not many tourists on weekdays. However, due to the publicity of the itinerary, many fans and sisters came. The security guards of the program group blocked the entrance and blocked it with a red line.

When Xia Shui got off the car, he heard fans calling him from a distance, waved hello from a distance, and went to meet the program team.After saying hello to the program group at the gate of the park, someone suddenly patted him behind him, and when he turned around, he saw a man's chin. When he looked up, a tall handsome guy was looking at him with sunglasses, and he had short, gray-black hair highlighted. Stylish, with a tough outline, the corners of his lips are raised, and the earrings on his left ear reflect dazzling light in the sun. .

"Gu Xi?" Xia Shui blinked, surprised in a low voice, "Why are you here?"

Gu Xi took off his sunglasses and stared at him with deep eyes: "What do you think?"

Xia Shui: "You are finally so confused that you can't get a job, so you come to the park to work part-time?"

Gu Xi: "...Do you want to be beaten?"

Xia Shui obviously didn't want to be beaten, and asked seriously, "You didn't come to record, did you? Why didn't I hear that you were also a flying guest?"

Gu Xi: "Someone is temporarily absent, and I'm here to save the situation."

Xia Shui was a little strange: "Aren't you not into this kind of outdoor game variety show?"

Gu Xi chuckled: "I heard you were here, so I came here."

Xia Shui was slightly taken aback: "..."

Gu Xi scratched Xia Shui's chin with his fingers, and lowered his head slightly like teasing a pet kitten: "What's wrong?"

Xia Shui turned her face away with some disgust: "Tsk, daddy will accompany you in the last variety show, are you an unweaned baby?"

Gu Xi: "..."

"Wow, what are you doing!"

Xia Shui was suddenly wrapped around the neck by Gu Xi's arm, and he almost lost his balance and was knocked down.Gu Xi pressed his chin on his shoulder, and threatened in a calm voice: "There are fans taking pictures not far away, don't force me to beat you."

Xia Shui pressed his elbow against his abdomen, aggressively: "You are insane, do you have violent tendencies Gu Xi, fuck off, in broad daylight, I don't want to flirt with you!"

This is the staff of the program group shouting at the front: "Are you ready, we are going in!"

Gu Xi replied "Okay", while parrying Xia Shui's attack like a cat punching with his arm, and then a little annoyed, he simply grabbed his wrist, and the other arm clamped Xia Shui's waist so that he could Feet off the ground, he hugged him directly.

Xia Shui was so shocked that his pupils blurred, his feet kept jumping, and he shouted: "You are poisonous! Put me down!"

Gu Xi let go of Xia Shui's feet and rubbed his neck calmly, triumphantly: "You said you couldn't beat me, and you're still humiliating yourself."

"Oh, you're so annoying." Xia Shui pointed behind her and complained, "Didn't you hear the fans screaming just now? Why are you making such a big move when you have nothing to do?"

"What are you talking about?" Gu Xi raised his eyebrows slightly, confident, "Aren't they handsome because of me?"

Xia Shui felt a little heartbroken after talking like chicken and duck: "..."

Gu Xi raised his eyebrows slightly: "Could it be that they screamed because I hugged you?"

Xia Shui: "..."

What's going on with Gu Xi's subtle complacency.

Xia Shui suddenly didn't want to admit it: "No, they are handsome because of you, don't think too much about it."

Gu Xi kicked Xia Shui's calf with the back of his foot, and said firmly: "No, I understand, they hugged you because of me, why don't you admit it."

Xia Shui: "..."

Gu Xi is Xia Shui's former male teammate. They have had a CP since their debut, and their name is "West Lake Water".Because he used a trumpet to rape his fan circle before, but he was shocked by the pornographic violence produced by this pair of cp fans, which made him want to avoid suspicion of this pair, but he didn't expect that the more he avoids suspicion, the more he likes Gu Xi Stick it up, the more cp fans will be.

But he can't tell Gu Xi, good brother, let's stop interacting in front of the camera, because I don't want to be fucked by you in fandom, right?

If he had known this earlier, he shouldn't have regarded the adulterous fan circle at the beginning, it was his own fault.After all, things will always run counter to his expectations, and eventually end up in an embarrassing situation.

Gu Xi chased after him: "Do we have a CP?"

Xia Shui tried to bluff: "So what, you and Qi Yi have it, and I have it with others."

Gu Xi: "Is our two hotter?"

Xia Shui: "..."

Xia Shui didn't speak, and walked away silently.But when he heard Gu Xi laughing behind him, he couldn't help turning his head: "You're laughing like a radish! There's something wrong."

Gu Xi's expression was as if two to five or eight thousand: "Then why are you running, I won't eat you."

Xia Shui: "I despise you!"

"You come back to me."

"Do not."

"return."

"Do not."

"The filming has started, let's all gather!"

The director shouted not far away, and the bickering between the two stopped.The camera equipment is all in place, and the recording officially begins.

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