At the same table he coveted me for a long time

"Just give me one!"

"You have so many!"

"Why are you so stingy!"

In the spacious big room, there are all kinds of large plush dolls.Yu Ke sat among the dolls, like a living little robot.Crying and fussing: "You are the best to me, but you won't even give me a doll! I won't do it!"

Ji Hanzhou's brain ached from his noise: "Don't do this with me."

He reached out to grab Yu Ke: "Hurry up, how old are you still playing around?"

"I don't!" Yu Ke hugged the doll in his arms tightly. It was a 1.6-meter-long Crayon Shinchan in blue panties.

Seeing that this trick didn't work, Yu Ke immediately squeezed out two drops of "cat pee" from his eyes, and looked at Ji Hanzhou pitifully: "Sister-in-law...you are the best to me...just give me one..."

Ji Hanzhou: "..."

Yu Ke has a childlike face that is harmless to humans and animals. He is in his 20s, but he still looks like a high school student.It seems that in the past few years, what others eat is rice, and what he eats is frozen age capsules.

"Is it okay~~" Yu Ke's teary eyes said: "Sister-in-law, just one~~"

"Half is not enough." Ji Hanzhou ruthlessly broke his fantasy, and said solemnly: "These are what your brother worked so hard to call me, so don't worry about them. If you want them, get them yourself."

Yu Ke frowned: "Sister-in-law~~~~~"

Ji Hanzhou stared: "It's useless to call her mom."

Yu Ke: "..."

Yu Ke: "My brother makes dolls for you every week! Just give me one!"

The house Ji Hanzhou lives in now is a two-story villa. Yu Ke pointed to the next room and said: "That room, that room, and that room, all of them. The whole building is your doll, give me one, and you will Captured by aliens???"

Ji Hanzhou wanted to say yes, but before he could open his mouth, he heard footsteps going upstairs.Yu Ke heard it too, so he quickly shut his mouth.But it was too late.

I saw Gu Yanyu walked to the door of the room without haste, and took a look inside. Because of his arrival, the scorching midsummer was suddenly filled with cold air.It's like the twelfth lunar month of winter.

Gu Yanyu was holding a baseball bat in his hand, with slender phoenix eyes, looked down at Yu Ke from above, and said, "Put it down."

Yu Ke: "..."

Yu Ke obediently put down Crayon Shin-chan.

Gu Yanyu: "Come out."

Yu Ke: "..."

Yu Ke got up obediently and walked towards the door, not even daring to miss those dolls.

Walking to the door, just as he was about to approach Gu Yanyu, Yu Ke swallowed: "Brother... I, I, I... Let me put the stick back for you."

Gu Yanyu didn't move, just glanced at him sideways and didn't speak.Yu Ke understood in a second, hurried out and slipped away.

"It can be counted down." Ji Hanzhou looked at the back of the downstairs, and heaved a sigh of relief: "I have to make such a fuss every month, that is, your brother. If someone else dares to miss my doll so much, I will follow him along the window." You can't throw it down."

Gu Yanyu: "If you want to throw it, I won't stop you."

Gu Yanyu has fulfilled his promise back then, as long as he has free time, he will go to the playground once a week to make dolls for Ji Hanzhou.Big and small, all kinds of things, accumulated over time and finally made a room full.

Not only Crayon Shin-chan, Big Bear and Big Dog, but even the 1.7-meter Sailor Moon.With a room full of inventory, opening a toy store is definitely not a problem.

Having said that, after so many years, the owner of the store in Xinghai Park is still there.The boss didn't seem to expect to see Gu Yanyu again after so many years.From the shock at the beginning, to the pain in his flesh, he was a little numb now.

He knew that Gu Yanyu would go almost every week, regardless of winter or summer.The gun used by Gu Yanyu has been stored separately by him.Every time Gu Yanyu went, the boss would habitually take out his special weapon, without looking at it, and just sit aside and eat melon seeds.

When Gu Yanyu finished playing, the boss didn't even count the balloons, just took the things and left.They almost formed a tacit understanding.

Fortunately, Gu Yanyu is good at marksmanship, and he will attract many customers to the boss's small stall within 10 minutes of playing there.The boss made a small fortune, and he wasn't as afraid of Gu Yanyu as before.

Yu Ke was admitted to a local university, and apart from staying in the dormitory, he would come to live with his brother and sister-in-law for a few days every month.And every time I come here, I focus on Ji Hanzhou's dolls.Roll all over the floor if you can't get it.

However, with his brother-in-law's status, Ji Hanzhou really couldn't do anything to him.

Of course, this was all done without Gu Yanyu present.Otherwise, his brother would definitely throw him into the courtyard and let him develop a relationship with Ji Lao Er...

Gu Yanyu: "I'll lock these rooms later, it's fine if he can't get in."

There are too many toys on the ground, making it difficult to move an inch.Gu Yanyu wanted to cut a path, so he walked over and pushed the doll on the ground to the side.When I looked up, I accidentally saw a curly painting in the cabinet, similar to a poster.

Normally, there are only dolls in this room, and there are no such things in the cabinet.

"What is this?" Gu Yanyu walked over to open the cabinet.

"Huh? Which..." Ji Hanzhou took a look: "That is... wait a minute!"

While speaking, Gu Yanyu had already pulled out the poster and opened it—it turned out to be his photo.

On the poster, he is wearing the school uniform of the Urban Construction Institute, standing in the class and giving a lecture, holding a textbook in his hand, and wearing a headset by his ear.

"This photo..." Gu Yanyu turned his head and asked, "Where did you get it?"

"Recycled at a high price." Ji Hanzhou hurried forward to close the door of the cabinet, and Gu Yanyu saw that there were other things in the cabinet, similar to photo frames and the like.

Gu Yanyu: "Where did you recycle it from?"

"School, where else could it be." Ji Hanzhou looked at the photo.

It was when Gu Yanyu hadn't dropped out of Urban Construction, and when he went to help out in the decoration class, a certain student secretly took a picture.At first, this photo was only circulated in a small circle, and the purpose of everyone's circulation was pure.It is hanging on the head of the bed before the exam, worshiping in the morning, afternoon and evening.This is called Brother Yu, you don't fail a subject.

Later, Ji Hanzhou accidentally heard from Mu Tianyao that some of the lower grade students were secretly masturbating to Gu Yanyu's photo in the dormitory.

How can Ji Hanzhou bear the lust and obscenity that rises to the spiritual level?So he took all the photos back in a fit of anger.Big and small, square and rectangular, physical and electronic, all kinds of search.

I don't know if I don't search, there are so many photos of Gu Yanyu!And most of them were secretly photographed, in the cafeteria, at the door of the bathroom, in the classroom... Ji Hanzhou even felt a little scared.

Ji Hanzhou took back the poster and skillfully rolled it up: "It's all in my collection, don't read it."

Gu Yanyu frowned: "You keep me in your collection, why don't you allow me to see it?"

Ji Hanzhou was confident: "Yes, this is my personal privacy."

Gu Yanyu: "...you're too shy to tell me about your privacy..."

Ever since they lived together, Ji Hanzhou wished he would not leave him for 24 hours, clinging to him every day.When going to the bathroom, you have to stand at the door and wait, and when you cook, you have to stay beside him.They even developed the bad habit of taking a bath together before going to bed.

And now, this guy is actually telling him privacy...?

"Brother!" Yu Ke's voice came from downstairs: "Dad called and asked, have you booked the hotel for your wedding? Do you want him to do something for you?"

"Let's talk about it later." Gu Yanyu responded, and turned to look at Ji Hanzhou: "Then you can sleep with your privacy tonight."

After speaking, he turned and prepared to leave the room.

Damn, I got angry!

Ji Hanzhou quickly put the poster back into the cabinet, ran up to put his arms around Gu Yanyu's waist, and said intimately, "No, no, no, I'll sleep with you."

"Don't tell me, I'm afraid of wronging Master Ji." Gu Yanyu pushed his hairy head, "Get out of the way."

"No no no no no, don't feel wronged... how could you be wronged." Ji Hanzhou couldn't help but smile, straightened him upright, leaned over and kissed his lips: "Baby, don't be angry, just treat my words as fart. Baby~~~~~"

"Privacy is your treasure." Gu Yanyu pushed his head without changing his face: "Don't lick me, Dad is waiting for me downstairs, get out of the way."

"No, then you should sleep with me at night." Ji Hanzhou refused to let him go, kissing and coaxing: "If you say you sleep with me, I will let you go downstairs."

Gu Yanyu: "Get out of the way."

Ji Hanzhou: "Baby~~"

Gu Yanyu was pushed against the wall by Ji Hanzhou.The latter found a good angle and kissed without any explanation: "Quickly say something~ okay baby~~~"

"roll."

"Go away when you're done."

"Get out now."

"Kiss and get out."

Standing at the stairs, Yu Ke witnessed the whole process: "..."

Why do I always appear just right?

Will I die of knowing too much later?

"Xiao Ke? Talk to me." On the other end of the WeChat video, Gu Qing didn't know what happened to Yu Ke, his eyes were fixed on it, he didn't know what he was looking at, but he was so absorbed in it.A frightened and excited look.

"Xiao Ke, what are you talking about? Where's your brother? Let him come down." Gu Qing yelled again.

Yu Ke: "...he may be a little busy."

Gu Qing: "What are you busy with?"

Yu Ke: "... busy kissing nature..."

The author has something to say: Yu Ke: I am too difficult.