At the same table he coveted me for a long time

"Today is the first day of the merger of the two schools."

"It's also the first day of welcoming new faces."

"On this exciting day, we have ushered in this historic moment together..."

The establishment and opening ceremony of the School of Urban Construction was very grand.

In the luxurious auditorium that can accommodate more than 1000 people, it is full of emotional speeches by the hostess.

The students and leaders in the audience applauded and cheered. Such a grand scene is rare in vocational colleges.

In the auditorium, the "trio of electricity stealers" lined up and sat together.

While applauding, Ji Hanzhou asked, "I heard that your school has a top student with a score of 620?"

From the beginning of the ceremony, Ji Hanzhou started talking to Gu Yanyu, but Gu Yanyu never bothered to talk to him.

This sentence touched his switch for some unknown reason, and he actually replied: "Yes." He even asked back for the first time: "Why?"

Although the tone was as unemotional as ever, Ji Hanzhou was overjoyed to find a suitable topic.

The next part was the introduction of the school leaders and the lineup of teachers. The host brought a new manuscript, and every time a name was read, a teacher stood up, and applause followed.

Ji Hanzhou seemed to be worried that his voice was too low, so he moved his body closer, and sprayed his warm breath on Gu Yanyu's ear: "It's nothing, we all agree that the kid's head was kicked by a donkey."

Gu Yanyu, whose face was red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple: "..."

Ji Hanzhou tilted his head, seeing his eyes wide open, hesitant to speak, subconsciously felt that this man was full of complaints.

Men always favor like-minded friends, "You think so too."

Gu Yanyu didn't speak, and silently took out a pair of PVC gloves from his trouser pocket.

Ji Hanzhou doesn't know why, but he just thinks this action is very handsome.

"Next, we need to report and criticize the three seniors in the higher vocational class."

The three people standing next to each other were shocked: "..."

Gu Yanyu's movements of putting on gloves also stopped abruptly.

"As verified by the administrator on the fourth floor of the male dormitory, after the lights were turned off last night, students Ji Hanzhou, Mu Tianyao, and Gu Yanyu in dormitory 405 of the vocational class stole electricity in the dormitory, seriously violating school rules and regulations. It caused the entire building to short circuit and sparks were emitted."

As soon as the words fell, a burst of laughter suddenly broke out in the auditorium.This phenomenon is passed from person to person, one after another, for a long time.

Many of them looked around, wanting to see who these three great gods who died at the beginning of school were.

There were some strange glances around him, many of them were familiar faces of Jianshe School.Apart from wanting to beat Ji Hanzhou to death, Gu Yanyu just wanted to bury himself in the soil, the kind where he couldn't get out.

"Fortunately, the administrator discovered it in time, and no casualties or major economic losses have been caused so far. Here, we will criticize and educate the three students and notify them of criticism and punishment, and they will also be responsible for cleaning the dormitory during the military training period. Take it as a warning."

[If I want to be willful, I will be willful. If I want to be stubborn, I can be stubborn. Let's see what you can do to me...]

A cheerful bell sounded from the center of the auditorium, and the owner of the mobile phone immediately became the focus of the audience.

Gu Yanyu watched Ji Hanzhou hang up the phone without any haste, tidied up the bangs on his forehead, and then said to the host without a trace of embarrassment: "That's very good, you continue."

All teachers and students in the school: "………………………"

In the auditorium with more than 1000 people, he was seen singing a one-man show alone.The worse the face of the school leader, the crazier the laughter of the students in the arena.

Gu Yanyu's temples were throbbing, wishing he could punch his head to the floor.He prayed desperately that this ritual of slaughter would be over soon.

"Finally, let us give warm applause to Gu Yanyu, the senior who was admitted to our school with an excellent score of 620, to speak on stage as an outstanding representative of the school year!"

Gu Yanyu: "..."

Wipe, destroy it.

Seeing the back figure slowly walking into the auditorium, Ji Hanzhou finally understood what the pair of gloves meant.He seemed to be so close to death just now...

Classmate A: "Fuck, this guy is so handsome, second only to me."

Classmate B: "Why don't you try to make a fool of yourself."

Classmate C: "There are still such handsome boys in our school?"

Classmate D: "Ah...beauty, wisdom and courage coexist."

With Gu Yanyu's good looks, he would definitely win the crown in the city's primary and secondary school beauty pageant.

From the moment he stood up from the audience, the discussions around him never stopped.

Pass it wherever you go.

The real estate students were amazed by this face that even the sentence would be commuted.

The Jianshe students were so proud of themselves that they automatically ignored the criticism and punishment just now.

The face is full of "see it? This is the school master we built! It's amazing!"

This scene of ups and downs and large-scale social deaths made Gu Yanyu's expression almost distorted.He has participated in many commendation conferences, and this is the first time that he is commended after criticizing and fighting.

In speeches, there is always a formula for succession and transition.Just bring it in according to different occasions.

But Gu Yanyu's mind went blank, and he didn't remember that he said something crazy.When I came back to my senses, the opening ceremony was over.He has also sat back in class.

This year's vocational class can be described as healthy and dry.

Due to the merger of the two schools, a total of 211 students participated in the college entrance examination this time, which can be described as the highest in history.

Because of the large number of students, the school leaders deliberately opened the modern small auditorium to the candidates after counting the number of students.

Gu Yanyu was the last one to enter the classroom. The 211 students were seated tightly, and only the seat at the end of the last row next to the central air conditioner could still sit.

One with the same table and two empty tables.

Now he didn't bother to pick out the leftovers, so he sat at two empty tables.

Several students sitting in the front row looked back.

One of them said regretfully: "There is no such thing as a top student sitting in the last row, I want to sit next to him."

He was at the same table: "It's still too late, there is still a seat next to Xueba."

As soon as the words were finished, two teachers came from the front and back doors of the auditorium.

One male and one female.

The female teacher came in through the back door, followed by two tails.

Gu Yanyu's position was second only to the central air conditioner, so he was the first to see who those two tails were - Ji Hanzhou and Mu Tianyao.

Especially Ji Hanzhou, this guy is really invincible, at least he is a person who almost graduated from the beginning of school, and now he can wave his hands at this head and greet him warmly.

It's impossible for this person to be hysterical enough to wave at the air conditioner, so it must be him?

Gu Yanyu turned a blind eye: "..."

What the hell did I do.

The young female teacher led people to the edge of the empty seats and motioned them to sit wherever they wanted.

Just as Mu Tianyao was about to sit next to Gu Yanyu, he was stopped by a look from his buddies.

Ji Hanzhou's eyes clearly said: I want to sit next to my brother.

Mu Tianyao: "..."

It's over.The leaves were about to cross the river, and the waves started to rise.

"Student Gu Yanyu." The female teacher frowned, and gently pushed Ji Hanzhou forward: "Student Ji Hanzhou came to the office to look for me as soon as I got off the stage. I also admit that the two of them did what happened last night. It doesn't matter."

It had nothing to do with me.

Gu Yanyu thought to himself.

Gu Yanyu looks very obedient when he doesn't speak, coupled with his clean and beautiful appearance, it's hard to make people not feel good about him.

Although the female teacher has already passed the age of first love, she can't help but marvel at a close look, this child looks so clean.Must be nice to speak.

Facts have proved that she was deceived by Gu Yanyu's harmless little face, how could she know that under the calm face of this child, there were ten thousand alpacas galloping past in his heart.

"The teacher will find out what happened as soon as possible. If it is true, he will return your innocence during the recess time and the commendation meeting in the future, and the punishment will also be removed."

Because it is the first day of school, it is not good to delay too long for personal affairs.The long-awaited male teacher stood in front of the podium and waved to the female teacher.

As soon as the female teacher left, Ji Hanzhou took advantage of the situation and sat next to his new deskmate, feeling really not in a good mood.But Gu Yanyu couldn't laugh because he always felt that the person sitting next to him was not a person.

It's a pit - a tiankeng.

Sure enough, the Tiankeng started chatting as soon as he sat down: "Coincidentally, we are sitting at the same table."

Gu Yanyu's face was expressionless: "..." Don't beat me.

"Don't worry." Ji Hanzhou automatically ignored the temperament of his new deskmate who refused people thousands of miles away, leaned over and whispered, and bought one and got one free for mint incense.

"Ever since I knew that you are the school's top student, I have realized how shallow my thoughts are and how narrow my vision is—people are equal, and schools are the same. bad points."

When it came to the climax, he put his hand on Gu Yanyu's shoulder and said solemnly: "Don't worry, brother has never looked down on you."

Gu Yanyu: "..."

I'm fucking listening to you farting there.

Mu Tianyao sat in front and listened to goosebumps all over the floor.

It's not that he's not good enough buddies, but that he really can't stand Ji Hanzhou's behavior of being ignorant, making up random things, writing a confession letter as soon as he opened his mouth, and lying without drafting.

It really is a talent that the blind can see.

When the two of them talked about this last night, Ji Hanzhou also listed various regulations, each and every one proving that Gu Yanyu is an academic idiot, and his brain was either kicked by a donkey or eaten by a dog.

But now the topic changed, as if he, Mu Tianyao, was the only one who said those nonsense, and he, Ji Hanzhou, turned into a high-ranking, good bird who sacrificed his life for his younger brother.

Mu Tianyao turned his head and glanced at his buddies.

You can flirt, but you can't flirt with others.

"Also, you have to think about it from another angle." With two heads in the back seat together, Ji Hanzhou was still talking: "We have become celebrities in the school now, whether he is good or bad, have we already got the priority to choose a spouse? Woolen cloth?"

This man is simply...

A rare crack appeared on Gu Yanyu's cold face, and he squinted speechlessly, "...you are fucking poisonous."

The author has something to say: You are poisonous, you are poisonous, you are poisonous...