The show is coming.
That is, after the campus sports meeting, there was a burst of hilarious atmosphere in the School of Urban Construction.
Another exam for the higher vocational class was over. As soon as Xu Kaiyang and others posted the top [-] list on the wall, small heads flocked to fill the list.
"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze!"
"I just take a look, don't step on me!"
"I got 96 in the exam! It's stable!"
"This test is still very difficult."
More than 200 people, like the morning rush hour of the subway and the six sects besieging Guangmingding.Xu Kaiyang almost crawled out.
"Fuck me!"
Someone in the crowd exclaimed, causing the surrounding people to be alert. After a moment of silence, there was another burst of complaints:
"Your firecrackers are exploding!"
"Screaming so loud, what the hell?"
"Scared me."
The boy really had a hellish expression on his face, and pointed at the name ranked 100th in the class with trembling fingers: "He he he he he he he... I read that right..."
Everyone looked in the direction of their fingers...
"Fuck me!!!"
"Absolutely!!"
"Who are the hundred?"
"Ji Hanzhou?!"
"Damn it, brother, he's gone!"
Gu Yanyu was standing in front of the podium wiping the blackboard, and when he heard the sound, he stopped what he was doing and looked back.
I saw that the group of people were still chatting in full swing, all of them were shocked by Ji Hanzhou's performance.
Who would have imagined that the third-to-last contestant at the bottom of the class at the beginning of school actually sprinted to the middle and upper reaches of the class in less than a month.
The whole class was sensational.
Some gossip students also deliberately called up the records of the top [-] list of the previous exam, and focused on checking Ji Hanzhou's ranking information.If you don't check, you don't know, but if you check it, you will find out something.
From the third exam, Brother Ji's ranking has soared vertically, jumping directly from the bottom three to the 186th in the class, and then to the 148th.
And this surge was the scariest. He jumped over 48 classmates and entered the top [-] that day.
What is the concept of the top one hundred?
If there are zero mistakes in the college entrance examination, this big brother's second book is stable!
What kind of shocking operation is this? !
Has the Mayan civilization awakened?
"Did he cheat... what the fuck!"
Before the boy finished speaking, he saw a gray rag flying over from the direction of the podium, brushed his lips, and finally slammed it hard on the report card.Prints a large water stain.
Everyone looked in the direction of the rag, and saw Gu Yanyu coming slowly: "I'm sorry, I was on duty at noon, and the rag didn't obey me, so I flew over by myself."
Boy: "..."
Everyone: "..."
What happened last time, the students in the class knew that the two big brothers had a close relationship.Said elder brother in front of younger brother, isn't this hitting the muzzle of a gun, courting death?
The boy wanted to get angry at first, but when he saw Gu Yanyu lowering his eyes and his expressionless face, he choked back the words that came to his lips: "Brother Yu, you are on duty, you have worked hard."
He took back the rag and carefully held it up to Gu Yanyu, "Your rag is really clean."
Xu Kaiyang stood at the side, so ashen and clean, he really dared to say it against his conscience.
"Well, the ones used to gag, of course, should be cleaned." Gu Yanyu took the rag and looked at him: "Try it?"
"...No, no need." The boy felt that he hadn't offended this aggressive college bully, and realized why the rag flew here, so he apologized softly: "Yes, I'm sorry..."
"You don't need to apologize to me." Gu Yanyu turned away as if he didn't care, and continued to wipe the blackboard.
After the lunch break, Ji Hanjia came to send a message: "Gu Yanyu, Lao Gong asked you to go to the office."
Gu Yanyu got up: "What's the matter?"
"No." Ji Hanjia thought for a while: "Ji Hanzhou is here——Li Yan and the principal are also here."
It doesn't matter if Ji Hanzhou is here, Lao Gong often calls the two of them together because of grades.During this period of time, because of the rehearsal of the drama, I did not miss them.It's nothing more than emphasizing not to chase after the end, and not to leave behind your studies.
But why are Li Yan and the principal here?
"Knock Knock Knock-"
Knock three times.
"Enter."
It was Gong Tao's voice.
Gu Yanyu pushed the door open and walked in: "Mr. Gong, are you looking for me?"
The principal sat on Gong Tao's office chair, and he and Li Yan sat beside him.Facing the three of them was Ji Hanzhou standing against them.
When Gu Yanyu saw Li Yan, he knew that something was wrong with him. His eyes were so cold that he could see stubble from the inside out.He stood beside Ji Hanzhou: "What's the matter?"
"That's right." Gong Tao pinched his nose and glanced at Li Yan: "Ms. Li received a report that Ji Hanzhou cheated in the exam. When he received the report, he was in the principal's office, and the principal came over with him. "
What Gong Tao said was very clear and straightforward.Ji Hanzhou didn't say anything, obviously he already knew about it.It seems that the "interrogation" link has passed.
So he was called here to testify.Probably Gong Tao meant it, Gu Yanyu thought so.
Gu Yanyu's tone was cold: "Oh, I thought Teacher Li had returned to his post."
The implication is that the hand is really long.
"Cough..." Li Yan pretended to cough twice: "There are many candidates this year, and the principal attaches great importance to the quality of admission. Don't think that the principal is strict. If you really get good grades, the school will definitely not embarrass you. But if someone really uses some Improper means to improve grades, the college entrance examination shows its original shape, and hinders the rate of admission to higher education, that is a matter of principle."
Gong Tao didn't pick up his words, and only said to Gu Yanyu, "I'm entrusting you with full responsibility for Ji Hanzhou's grades. What do you think of his recent rapid progress in grades?"
Gu Yanyu: "I teach very well."
Gong Tao: "...I, I know."
Gu Yanyu: "He learns quickly."
"No matter how fast it is, it can't be like this, can it be one hundred?" Li Yan came prepared, and his memory of Ji Hanzhou's rapid progress in the ranking is still fresh.He looked at Ji Hanzhou, who was fooling around and didn't take him seriously at all, and he couldn't hide the repulsion in his eyes: "There are so many geniuses in the world."
This time, Gu Yanyu did not refute Li Yan.Because according to a normal person's point of view, what Li Yan said seems to be correct.
But he knew that Ji Hanzhou didn't bother to cheat, and the seats in each exam were arranged according to the class position, and Ji Hanzhou sat next to him all the time.The students in the back row are generally in the middle and lower grades. Who can Ji Hanzhou copy?
Zhang Wei?Mu Tianyao?Or Duan Yi?
It's impossible.
Besides, he can spot every little irregular move of this guy.
So far, Ji Hanzhou beside him has been studying hard, reciting definitions every day with professional books.He looks like a good boy, although he is still full of flirtatiousness.
"Then what do you think we should do?" Probably because he was tired from standing, Ji Hanzhou got a little impatient and interrupted Gu Yanyu's train of thought.
He casually raised his chin at the principal: "How about I take the test again?"
Gong Tao: "..."
Can you keep a low profile.
Li Yan: "..."
I hope you can go on like this forever.
Exams are small, but insulting people is big.
Any school attaches great importance to the enrollment rate and the character of the students, and behaviors such as cheating on exams to get good grades must be severely punished.
The principal pushed his glasses and said kindly: "Student Ji Hanzhou, the school will arrange for the re-examination. Let Teacher Gong inform you of the specific time."
He got up and patted Ji Hanzhou on the shoulder: "Take the exam well, don't affect your mentality."
Ji Hanzhou nodded as if it had nothing to do with him, he didn't look angry at all, and thanked the principal's grandfather.Before leaving, he did not forget to wave to Gong Tao, "Leave, Lao Gong."
Gong Tao: "..."
But when he put his gaze on Li Yan, Ji Hanzhou's expression suddenly changed.The young man was smiling, but he laughed mockingly and contemptuously.It made Li Yan wonder if he had made a wrong decision.
Then, Li Yan saw the lips of the young man in front of him move slightly, the mouth shape seemed to say... I can fuck you.
Then he pulled Gu Yanyu out of the office.
Li Yan: "..."
"If it wasn't for chasing you, I would be lazy to study." Ji Hanzhou said solemnly: "They can insult my grades, but they must never insult my love for you."
Gu Yanyu: "..."
In the last rehearsal before the drama performance, the two were sitting on the abandoned wooden table in the dressing room, facing the script.
Gu Yanyu was used to the good attitude of a big idiot, so he quietly read his own lines and ignored him.
The most important thing is because he is very relieved, because Ji Hanzhou did not copy, Li Yan will definitely be slapped in the face.No matter how many times you take the test, the result will be the same.
When Li Yan was secretly cheerful in the office, he didn't even know that his behavior was paving the way for Ji Hanzhou's "boy genius" character to stand up.
boy genius...
"Eh? Brother Han, Brother Yu, you are here." The door of the dressing room was opened, and Duan Yi walked in, holding a stack of red banknotes in his hand, which was initially estimated to be at least 2000 yuan.
Ji Hanzhou: "What are you doing with so much money?"
Duan Yi shook his head: "Don't mention it, my dad almost died of anger when he saw my grades. He said that he would only give me these living expenses before the end of the year."
"It's so nice to have a deposit card. I have a wad of cash in my pocket every day. It's not soiled." Taking advantage of him not paying attention, Ji Hanzhou took away the banknotes and counted them: "2500, did your father give you an extra zero?"
Duan Yi: "... If I'm not wrong, you should be scolding me."
Gu Yanyu watched Ji Hanzhou counting the money, holding the money with his right hand, and swinging his left thumb evenly and sensitively.Xu deliberately teased Duan Yi, and he switched hands again.The same action, count again.
Gu Yanyu was fascinated.
In the next second, some pictures flashed quickly in my mind, followed by a strong electric current.Many unexplained things are now traceable.
He remembered having dinner with Ji Hanzhou.Ji Hanzhou is left-handed, and whenever the joints of two people touch each other, he will switch to his right hand.The technique of holding chopsticks is proficient, not weird at all.
And every time he walks, it seems that he takes his left leg first.When riding a motorcycle, the right leg steps first.It is still coordinated and balanced, and there is no rust.
Turning pens, fighting, punching and stretching out the left hand first.Both writing and holding the cat teaser are right-handed.
Gu Yanyu instantly understood a lot - he was like this before.
That's when human beings develop powerful reflection boards from the left and right brains from adolescence.It is also the reason why some people have always said that "left-handed people are smarter than ordinary people".
It is not easy to practice the coordination function of the left and right brains at a young age.Gu Yanyu still remembers the pictures of his training when he was young.
Although he didn't have the ability to never forget anything, he could still clearly remember the Mayan symbols on Ji Hanzhou's exam paper.And those books on his bookshelf: "Maya Civilization", "Billions of Light Years"...
It's not just nonsense.
Gu Yanyu's hairs stood on end, and goosebumps spread all over his body from his cheeks.Who would have imagined that a young boy would hide an entire unknown civilization in his mind.
No wonder, he can improve his grades so quickly.
No wonder, he didn't bother to recite anything.
On Ji Hanzhou's body, he couldn't even see the torment of the scumbag at all.
It's just that this idiot doesn't seem to know his talent.
"Yan Yu... Yan Yu—"
Gu Yanyu came back to his senses.
Ji Hanzhou: "I've been calling you for a long time."
Gu Yanyu was so focused on his thoughts that he didn't even know when Duan Yi would leave.
Ji Hanzhou: "Did you hear what I just said?"
Definitely didn't hear it.
Gu Yanyu: "What did you say?"
Ji Hanzhou was very patient and repeated it to the little guy, and asked seriously: "I said, kissing scene, can we really kiss."
"..." Gu Yanyu understood that this idiot might have blocked the central nervous system of his brain with yellow waste...
Gu Yanyu looked at him for a while, but didn't say anything, just hooked his hands and said, "Come here, come here."
"Eh? Are those Xueba and Brother Yi?"
"Fuck, why are you fighting again?"
"It's rare to see, it's not normal if the two of them don't fight."
The day before the stage play started, many people gathered in the backstage, all the actors and staff who had signed up for the show.The figure of changing clothes in and out of the locker room never stops.
At the end of the corridor, two figures who are eye-catching wherever they go are wrestling together, tearing apart.
No need to look at the face, just look at the figure and fighting posture, the entire Urban Construction Institute will never find a second pair.
"Boom!", the legs of the table flew out.
With a sound of "click!", the wall fell to the ground.
"Hiss—" There was a sound of clothes being torn.
Although the fight was fierce, the students who "know the market" were all busy with their own work, despite the two big guys fighting in a mess.Neither stopped to watch, nor stepped forward to block.As long as you don't demolish the house.
Gu Yanyu pressed Ji Hanzhou to the floor, and rode on him with his whole body: "My surname is Ji, I won't beat you for a fucking day, your skin is itchy, right?"
Ji Hanzhou supported Gu Yanyu's waist with one hand, and held his hand with the other, and quickly subdued: "It's wrong, it's wrong, if you don't kiss, don't kiss. Don't be angry, I'm just asking."
What if it does.
Seeing that Gu Yanyu was still angry and didn't intend to get up, Ji Hanzhou covered his stomach with his hands and made a uncomfortable look: "Yan Yu, I'm in pain, did you break me?"
As soon as the words fell, Ji Hanzhou obviously felt that the small fist in his palm relaxed a lot.
He grabbed the gap, raised his upper body abruptly, and sat on the ground.Gu Yanyu didn't have time to react, he sat on Ji Hanzhou's lap.This pose and style of painting are extremely indescribable.
The riding posture made the crotch of the two tightly fit together, and Ji Hanzhou hugged Gu Yanyu's back to prevent him from falling backwards.
Ji Hanzhou raised his head slightly, looked at the little bastard sitting on top of him, smiled slightly, pressed the back of his head to his lips, and kissed him on the forehead.
Unprepared, Gu Yanyu's pupils dilated instantly, and he was stunned.
Ji Hanzhou seemed very satisfied with his reaction, the smile on his face only increased, and he said softly, "Hold tight."
Then he exerted all his strength, exerting force on his waist, and hugged Gu Yanyu like a green onion on dry land.One hand supported his butt, and the other tightly wrapped around his back.
And Gu Yanyu was in the posture of a big baby, with his arms around Ji Hanzhou's neck, his legs separated by his side, and his whole body hung on him.
Classmate A: "Damn it! It's two o'clock! What did I see!"
Classmate B: "Ah, this posture... Zhou Yu is locked!!"
Classmate C: "Come on, kill me, and add to the fun of the two big guys."
Classmate D: "Hello? Mom, the CP I knocked on seems to have come true."
Classmate E: "My mother, these two men really killed me."
Classmate F: "Brother Han's happiness, we really can't experience it."
After Gu Yanyu came to his senses, he blushed like a rotten monkey's ass: "Ji... Hanzhou, you fucking let me go..."
"Don't let go." Ji Hanzhou still smiled fearlessly: "If you want to fight home, you can fight anyway. I will never resist, as long as you are happy. But now, you have to let me hug you enough."
Gu Yanyu was going crazy.
"Fuck you! Don't fucking run out with me in your arms!"
The author has something to say: Then I will hug you and run home.
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That is, after the campus sports meeting, there was a burst of hilarious atmosphere in the School of Urban Construction.
Another exam for the higher vocational class was over. As soon as Xu Kaiyang and others posted the top [-] list on the wall, small heads flocked to fill the list.
"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze!"
"I just take a look, don't step on me!"
"I got 96 in the exam! It's stable!"
"This test is still very difficult."
More than 200 people, like the morning rush hour of the subway and the six sects besieging Guangmingding.Xu Kaiyang almost crawled out.
"Fuck me!"
Someone in the crowd exclaimed, causing the surrounding people to be alert. After a moment of silence, there was another burst of complaints:
"Your firecrackers are exploding!"
"Screaming so loud, what the hell?"
"Scared me."
The boy really had a hellish expression on his face, and pointed at the name ranked 100th in the class with trembling fingers: "He he he he he he he... I read that right..."
Everyone looked in the direction of their fingers...
"Fuck me!!!"
"Absolutely!!"
"Who are the hundred?"
"Ji Hanzhou?!"
"Damn it, brother, he's gone!"
Gu Yanyu was standing in front of the podium wiping the blackboard, and when he heard the sound, he stopped what he was doing and looked back.
I saw that the group of people were still chatting in full swing, all of them were shocked by Ji Hanzhou's performance.
Who would have imagined that the third-to-last contestant at the bottom of the class at the beginning of school actually sprinted to the middle and upper reaches of the class in less than a month.
The whole class was sensational.
Some gossip students also deliberately called up the records of the top [-] list of the previous exam, and focused on checking Ji Hanzhou's ranking information.If you don't check, you don't know, but if you check it, you will find out something.
From the third exam, Brother Ji's ranking has soared vertically, jumping directly from the bottom three to the 186th in the class, and then to the 148th.
And this surge was the scariest. He jumped over 48 classmates and entered the top [-] that day.
What is the concept of the top one hundred?
If there are zero mistakes in the college entrance examination, this big brother's second book is stable!
What kind of shocking operation is this? !
Has the Mayan civilization awakened?
"Did he cheat... what the fuck!"
Before the boy finished speaking, he saw a gray rag flying over from the direction of the podium, brushed his lips, and finally slammed it hard on the report card.Prints a large water stain.
Everyone looked in the direction of the rag, and saw Gu Yanyu coming slowly: "I'm sorry, I was on duty at noon, and the rag didn't obey me, so I flew over by myself."
Boy: "..."
Everyone: "..."
What happened last time, the students in the class knew that the two big brothers had a close relationship.Said elder brother in front of younger brother, isn't this hitting the muzzle of a gun, courting death?
The boy wanted to get angry at first, but when he saw Gu Yanyu lowering his eyes and his expressionless face, he choked back the words that came to his lips: "Brother Yu, you are on duty, you have worked hard."
He took back the rag and carefully held it up to Gu Yanyu, "Your rag is really clean."
Xu Kaiyang stood at the side, so ashen and clean, he really dared to say it against his conscience.
"Well, the ones used to gag, of course, should be cleaned." Gu Yanyu took the rag and looked at him: "Try it?"
"...No, no need." The boy felt that he hadn't offended this aggressive college bully, and realized why the rag flew here, so he apologized softly: "Yes, I'm sorry..."
"You don't need to apologize to me." Gu Yanyu turned away as if he didn't care, and continued to wipe the blackboard.
After the lunch break, Ji Hanjia came to send a message: "Gu Yanyu, Lao Gong asked you to go to the office."
Gu Yanyu got up: "What's the matter?"
"No." Ji Hanjia thought for a while: "Ji Hanzhou is here——Li Yan and the principal are also here."
It doesn't matter if Ji Hanzhou is here, Lao Gong often calls the two of them together because of grades.During this period of time, because of the rehearsal of the drama, I did not miss them.It's nothing more than emphasizing not to chase after the end, and not to leave behind your studies.
But why are Li Yan and the principal here?
"Knock Knock Knock-"
Knock three times.
"Enter."
It was Gong Tao's voice.
Gu Yanyu pushed the door open and walked in: "Mr. Gong, are you looking for me?"
The principal sat on Gong Tao's office chair, and he and Li Yan sat beside him.Facing the three of them was Ji Hanzhou standing against them.
When Gu Yanyu saw Li Yan, he knew that something was wrong with him. His eyes were so cold that he could see stubble from the inside out.He stood beside Ji Hanzhou: "What's the matter?"
"That's right." Gong Tao pinched his nose and glanced at Li Yan: "Ms. Li received a report that Ji Hanzhou cheated in the exam. When he received the report, he was in the principal's office, and the principal came over with him. "
What Gong Tao said was very clear and straightforward.Ji Hanzhou didn't say anything, obviously he already knew about it.It seems that the "interrogation" link has passed.
So he was called here to testify.Probably Gong Tao meant it, Gu Yanyu thought so.
Gu Yanyu's tone was cold: "Oh, I thought Teacher Li had returned to his post."
The implication is that the hand is really long.
"Cough..." Li Yan pretended to cough twice: "There are many candidates this year, and the principal attaches great importance to the quality of admission. Don't think that the principal is strict. If you really get good grades, the school will definitely not embarrass you. But if someone really uses some Improper means to improve grades, the college entrance examination shows its original shape, and hinders the rate of admission to higher education, that is a matter of principle."
Gong Tao didn't pick up his words, and only said to Gu Yanyu, "I'm entrusting you with full responsibility for Ji Hanzhou's grades. What do you think of his recent rapid progress in grades?"
Gu Yanyu: "I teach very well."
Gong Tao: "...I, I know."
Gu Yanyu: "He learns quickly."
"No matter how fast it is, it can't be like this, can it be one hundred?" Li Yan came prepared, and his memory of Ji Hanzhou's rapid progress in the ranking is still fresh.He looked at Ji Hanzhou, who was fooling around and didn't take him seriously at all, and he couldn't hide the repulsion in his eyes: "There are so many geniuses in the world."
This time, Gu Yanyu did not refute Li Yan.Because according to a normal person's point of view, what Li Yan said seems to be correct.
But he knew that Ji Hanzhou didn't bother to cheat, and the seats in each exam were arranged according to the class position, and Ji Hanzhou sat next to him all the time.The students in the back row are generally in the middle and lower grades. Who can Ji Hanzhou copy?
Zhang Wei?Mu Tianyao?Or Duan Yi?
It's impossible.
Besides, he can spot every little irregular move of this guy.
So far, Ji Hanzhou beside him has been studying hard, reciting definitions every day with professional books.He looks like a good boy, although he is still full of flirtatiousness.
"Then what do you think we should do?" Probably because he was tired from standing, Ji Hanzhou got a little impatient and interrupted Gu Yanyu's train of thought.
He casually raised his chin at the principal: "How about I take the test again?"
Gong Tao: "..."
Can you keep a low profile.
Li Yan: "..."
I hope you can go on like this forever.
Exams are small, but insulting people is big.
Any school attaches great importance to the enrollment rate and the character of the students, and behaviors such as cheating on exams to get good grades must be severely punished.
The principal pushed his glasses and said kindly: "Student Ji Hanzhou, the school will arrange for the re-examination. Let Teacher Gong inform you of the specific time."
He got up and patted Ji Hanzhou on the shoulder: "Take the exam well, don't affect your mentality."
Ji Hanzhou nodded as if it had nothing to do with him, he didn't look angry at all, and thanked the principal's grandfather.Before leaving, he did not forget to wave to Gong Tao, "Leave, Lao Gong."
Gong Tao: "..."
But when he put his gaze on Li Yan, Ji Hanzhou's expression suddenly changed.The young man was smiling, but he laughed mockingly and contemptuously.It made Li Yan wonder if he had made a wrong decision.
Then, Li Yan saw the lips of the young man in front of him move slightly, the mouth shape seemed to say... I can fuck you.
Then he pulled Gu Yanyu out of the office.
Li Yan: "..."
"If it wasn't for chasing you, I would be lazy to study." Ji Hanzhou said solemnly: "They can insult my grades, but they must never insult my love for you."
Gu Yanyu: "..."
In the last rehearsal before the drama performance, the two were sitting on the abandoned wooden table in the dressing room, facing the script.
Gu Yanyu was used to the good attitude of a big idiot, so he quietly read his own lines and ignored him.
The most important thing is because he is very relieved, because Ji Hanzhou did not copy, Li Yan will definitely be slapped in the face.No matter how many times you take the test, the result will be the same.
When Li Yan was secretly cheerful in the office, he didn't even know that his behavior was paving the way for Ji Hanzhou's "boy genius" character to stand up.
boy genius...
"Eh? Brother Han, Brother Yu, you are here." The door of the dressing room was opened, and Duan Yi walked in, holding a stack of red banknotes in his hand, which was initially estimated to be at least 2000 yuan.
Ji Hanzhou: "What are you doing with so much money?"
Duan Yi shook his head: "Don't mention it, my dad almost died of anger when he saw my grades. He said that he would only give me these living expenses before the end of the year."
"It's so nice to have a deposit card. I have a wad of cash in my pocket every day. It's not soiled." Taking advantage of him not paying attention, Ji Hanzhou took away the banknotes and counted them: "2500, did your father give you an extra zero?"
Duan Yi: "... If I'm not wrong, you should be scolding me."
Gu Yanyu watched Ji Hanzhou counting the money, holding the money with his right hand, and swinging his left thumb evenly and sensitively.Xu deliberately teased Duan Yi, and he switched hands again.The same action, count again.
Gu Yanyu was fascinated.
In the next second, some pictures flashed quickly in my mind, followed by a strong electric current.Many unexplained things are now traceable.
He remembered having dinner with Ji Hanzhou.Ji Hanzhou is left-handed, and whenever the joints of two people touch each other, he will switch to his right hand.The technique of holding chopsticks is proficient, not weird at all.
And every time he walks, it seems that he takes his left leg first.When riding a motorcycle, the right leg steps first.It is still coordinated and balanced, and there is no rust.
Turning pens, fighting, punching and stretching out the left hand first.Both writing and holding the cat teaser are right-handed.
Gu Yanyu instantly understood a lot - he was like this before.
That's when human beings develop powerful reflection boards from the left and right brains from adolescence.It is also the reason why some people have always said that "left-handed people are smarter than ordinary people".
It is not easy to practice the coordination function of the left and right brains at a young age.Gu Yanyu still remembers the pictures of his training when he was young.
Although he didn't have the ability to never forget anything, he could still clearly remember the Mayan symbols on Ji Hanzhou's exam paper.And those books on his bookshelf: "Maya Civilization", "Billions of Light Years"...
It's not just nonsense.
Gu Yanyu's hairs stood on end, and goosebumps spread all over his body from his cheeks.Who would have imagined that a young boy would hide an entire unknown civilization in his mind.
No wonder, he can improve his grades so quickly.
No wonder, he didn't bother to recite anything.
On Ji Hanzhou's body, he couldn't even see the torment of the scumbag at all.
It's just that this idiot doesn't seem to know his talent.
"Yan Yu... Yan Yu—"
Gu Yanyu came back to his senses.
Ji Hanzhou: "I've been calling you for a long time."
Gu Yanyu was so focused on his thoughts that he didn't even know when Duan Yi would leave.
Ji Hanzhou: "Did you hear what I just said?"
Definitely didn't hear it.
Gu Yanyu: "What did you say?"
Ji Hanzhou was very patient and repeated it to the little guy, and asked seriously: "I said, kissing scene, can we really kiss."
"..." Gu Yanyu understood that this idiot might have blocked the central nervous system of his brain with yellow waste...
Gu Yanyu looked at him for a while, but didn't say anything, just hooked his hands and said, "Come here, come here."
"Eh? Are those Xueba and Brother Yi?"
"Fuck, why are you fighting again?"
"It's rare to see, it's not normal if the two of them don't fight."
The day before the stage play started, many people gathered in the backstage, all the actors and staff who had signed up for the show.The figure of changing clothes in and out of the locker room never stops.
At the end of the corridor, two figures who are eye-catching wherever they go are wrestling together, tearing apart.
No need to look at the face, just look at the figure and fighting posture, the entire Urban Construction Institute will never find a second pair.
"Boom!", the legs of the table flew out.
With a sound of "click!", the wall fell to the ground.
"Hiss—" There was a sound of clothes being torn.
Although the fight was fierce, the students who "know the market" were all busy with their own work, despite the two big guys fighting in a mess.Neither stopped to watch, nor stepped forward to block.As long as you don't demolish the house.
Gu Yanyu pressed Ji Hanzhou to the floor, and rode on him with his whole body: "My surname is Ji, I won't beat you for a fucking day, your skin is itchy, right?"
Ji Hanzhou supported Gu Yanyu's waist with one hand, and held his hand with the other, and quickly subdued: "It's wrong, it's wrong, if you don't kiss, don't kiss. Don't be angry, I'm just asking."
What if it does.
Seeing that Gu Yanyu was still angry and didn't intend to get up, Ji Hanzhou covered his stomach with his hands and made a uncomfortable look: "Yan Yu, I'm in pain, did you break me?"
As soon as the words fell, Ji Hanzhou obviously felt that the small fist in his palm relaxed a lot.
He grabbed the gap, raised his upper body abruptly, and sat on the ground.Gu Yanyu didn't have time to react, he sat on Ji Hanzhou's lap.This pose and style of painting are extremely indescribable.
The riding posture made the crotch of the two tightly fit together, and Ji Hanzhou hugged Gu Yanyu's back to prevent him from falling backwards.
Ji Hanzhou raised his head slightly, looked at the little bastard sitting on top of him, smiled slightly, pressed the back of his head to his lips, and kissed him on the forehead.
Unprepared, Gu Yanyu's pupils dilated instantly, and he was stunned.
Ji Hanzhou seemed very satisfied with his reaction, the smile on his face only increased, and he said softly, "Hold tight."
Then he exerted all his strength, exerting force on his waist, and hugged Gu Yanyu like a green onion on dry land.One hand supported his butt, and the other tightly wrapped around his back.
And Gu Yanyu was in the posture of a big baby, with his arms around Ji Hanzhou's neck, his legs separated by his side, and his whole body hung on him.
Classmate A: "Damn it! It's two o'clock! What did I see!"
Classmate B: "Ah, this posture... Zhou Yu is locked!!"
Classmate C: "Come on, kill me, and add to the fun of the two big guys."
Classmate D: "Hello? Mom, the CP I knocked on seems to have come true."
Classmate E: "My mother, these two men really killed me."
Classmate F: "Brother Han's happiness, we really can't experience it."
After Gu Yanyu came to his senses, he blushed like a rotten monkey's ass: "Ji... Hanzhou, you fucking let me go..."
"Don't let go." Ji Hanzhou still smiled fearlessly: "If you want to fight home, you can fight anyway. I will never resist, as long as you are happy. But now, you have to let me hug you enough."
Gu Yanyu was going crazy.
"Fuck you! Don't fucking run out with me in your arms!"
The author has something to say: Then I will hug you and run home.
……
What can you do?
The author of Lu Chuan No.1,
came back!
The cover of the advance order next door is ready!
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