A Beginner's Guide to Cat Ownership

It took Yitong two full days to sort out the pile of packages and vacate a guest room as a warehouse. The whole cat was so tired that it collapsed. It turned into its original shape and curled up on a chair to rest, with the soft sunlight shining on its body. It was so warm and comfortable that I fell asleep without realizing it.

He was awakened by the smell of barbecue. In his sleep, someone held a piece of oily and fragrant barbecue in front of his nose to tempt him. He couldn't reach it, so he kept moving forward.

Then——successfully fell off the chair.

"grumble!"

The little white cat groaned when it fell, and woke up completely. It shook its head, and saw the little coal ball standing in front of itself with a small bag in its mouth, looking like it wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

As a parent, he was embarrassed in front of his younger brother, Yitong blushed, but fortunately he couldn't see the truth, pretended nothing happened, and asked the little coal ball seriously: "Are you going to ask for food again?"

During the two days he was working, the little coal ball was barely able to sit by the side to cheer him up at first, but he couldn't stay still after sitting for a while, and sneaked out of the gate to wander around the world in the long alley. He was lively and cute , is also small, and when he sees someone carrying food, he will act coquettishly and rub his trouser legs, his small tail wags like a perpetual motion machine, and all the people who come and go squat down to touch him, and after touching him, they look at him full of expectations With big shiny eyes, he was ashamed to prostitute, so he gave him the food on hand, whether it was roast chicken or potato chips, he would not refuse anyone who came, and he would come back with some gifts every two hours. Go out again to find another prey, and in the end, he followed him back home carelessly, but Yitong was terrified, fearing that he would be abducted directly.

Fortunately, after Yanxi knew about it, he said that nothing would happen if he didn't go out in the alley, so he was relieved.

The little briquette was very aggrieved, sobbing and explaining that it was given to him by someone else, not what he wanted, but unfortunately Yitong couldn't understand, and the communication was completely based on guesswork.

He put the bag in front of Yitong, wagging his tail happily, and Yitong found a small sticky note on the bag with a few words written on it.

"To Xiaobai from Yanxi's family~"

Yitong asked suspiciously: "Is this brought to me?" Xiaobai should be referring to him.

The little coal ball nodded, and pushed the bag towards him with its claws, asking him to open it.

Yitong understood, this was the little briquette who went to other people's house to cheat for food and drink, and the owner knew that there were two cats, so they kindly prepared one for him.

He was very moved, and said to the little briquettes: "I want to thank these people."

He bit the bag open, and it was full of roast beef and pork belly, still hot, and wanted to share it with the little coal ball, but the little coal ball shook his head and took half a step back, leaving them all to him.

Yitong was even more moved, the child has grown up.

While licking his hair after eating the barbecue, Yanxi came in, Yitong was very happy, he didn't seem to see him much these two days, so he ran over staggeringly, rubbing his trouser legs happily at his feet: "You I'm home."

"En." Yanxi replied, knelt down and looked at him for a while before reaching out his hand, and the hand paused for a few seconds a foot away from his back, and then touched his back twice perfunctorily with some stiffness, pointing Then he said, "Become a human being."

Yitong: "..."

I don't know why I always feel that this sentence is weird, just like Xiao Moxian holding a magic wand and pointing at him to cast a spell...

He shook his head to get rid of this strange feeling, obeyed Yanxi's words and turned into a human being, and followed him into the house.

The two were sitting on the sofa, a cuboid object appeared out of thin air in Yanxi's hand, which Yitong saw in the mall two days ago, called a mobile phone.

Yanxi asked: "Will it work?"

Yitong hesitated: "No... no."

Although there are these things in the demon world, they are all very old models. He has no one who can call, so he has never thought about buying one.

Yanxi said: "Learn this today."

Fortunately, Yitong is a quick learner, and Yanxi is patient enough to take a novice electronic product from beginner to proficient use in one afternoon.

"If you want to buy something," Yanxi clicked on an app, "just scan this QR code for others."

Yitong asked: "Is it enough to just scan this? No money?" He clearly saw Yanxi swiping his card that day.

Yanxi said: "No money."

"No money?! Why?!"

"Because you're my cat."

It's not difficult to hear that he emphasized the word "mine", Yitong was shocked, who is Yan Xi, who not only doesn't need money to buy things for himself, but also doesn't need money for his own cat?

His mood suddenly became heavy. I'm afraid it wasn't a conspiracy by the people who coaxed him to set up a high-interest loan with zero interest. He must find an opportunity to understand the rules with others and rescue him from the abyss as soon as possible. If you pay it back together, you should be able to pay it off.

It doesn't matter if life is a little bit bitter or tiring, the important thing is not to get involved in that kind of bad things.

"Recite my number again." Yanxi's voice brought his thoughts back to reality.

Yitong recited it smoothly: "x...x."

"mine."

"x...x."

Yanxi was quite satisfied, and finally downloaded the app of Wujie Office for him, registered an account for him, clicked on the administrator's interface and said to him: "I'm going out for two days, if you have any questions, just call My phone. If there is no signal, call these administrators."

The job descriptions of the administrators are very detailed, with photos and videos of the highlights. Yitong immediately saw the very friendly girl who gave him his ID card that day, her name was Yuefu, and she secretly thought that something was wrong Just go find her.

***

In the early morning of the next day, Yanxi disappeared again, Yitong cooked a meal for himself and the little coal ball in the kitchen, remembering that he had never seen Yanxi eat in the kitchen and no one used it, so he must have been bigu.

He is still a little short of a small briquette, and needs to eat every day to maintain his life.

But it's a pity that we can't enjoy the delicious food.

"I want to go shopping to thank those who took care of you." Yitong untied her apron and said to the little coal ball, "You have to stay in the alley and don't go to human territory, or you will be bullied as a stray cat. "

The little coal ball bounced and followed him out, waving his paws to send him away, and when he was out of sight, he ran around wantonly to have fun. He was already much more familiar with the world in this alley than Yitong.

"I'd better ask Sister Yuefu to accompany me." Yitong said to herself, "If one person makes a mistake, it will be troublesome."

The last time I went out with Yanxi, I was really dizzy, everything was packaged and swiped the card, and he still didn't learn the rules of shopping in human shopping malls.

It was also a coincidence that when Yitong walked to the door of the office, he saw Yuefu's back walking towards the alley, probably going out too.

Yitong hurriedly called her to stop: "Sister Yuefu!"

"Oh!" Yuefu turned around and said pleasantly, "It's Xiaobai from Yanxi's family!"

Yitong ran to her side: "Are you going to the human world?"

Yue Fu said: "Yes, I'm going to do some shopping."

Yitong was very happy: "Great, can you take me with you?"

Yuefu was also very happy: "Of course, did Yanxi go out? No one is with you. If you have anything to do, just call me."

"I didn't see him last night." The two talked while walking, Yitong asked, "Do you know what he did?"

"It's the same thing as last time. It was selling little demons in the name of opening a school." Yuefu said, suddenly remembered that Yitong was also one of them, and quickly observed his expression, seeing that there was no negative emotion in the other party's bright black eyes , and then continued, "Didn't many people buy the little demons, and now he has to deal with those people and bring those little demons back to the demon world. Only he can do this, so he has to work harder."

Yitong asked curiously, "Why is he the only one who can do it?"

"Because everyone is afraid of him." Yuefu said with a smile, "This time the Devil Realm buys the most, and the buyers are all high-ranking and powerful. None of us can move it. Only when he comes forward can those people hand it over obediently. , dare not have the slightest complaint."

Yitong became even more curious, the devil world is the most cruel and terrifying place in his heart: "Why is the devil afraid of a person? Is he particularly powerful?"

Today is a working day, and it is early in the morning, there are few people in the mall, Yuefu laughed, and pulled his sleeve into the mall: "He is not human."

Yitong was startled: "Is he also a demon?" But he didn't smell anything of the same kind from Yanxi.

"It's not a demon either." Yue Fu stopped in front of the cosmetics counter with a smile, and said happily, "Sure enough, it's new! Help me choose a perfume, what scent do you like?"

Yitong was immediately distracted and tried to smell the sample. His nose was too sensitive and he choked and sneezed several times.

"He's a mixed race." Yuefu hastily brought a tissue to him, "His father is Demon Lord and mother is the Goddess of Dawn, and the combination of the two is superhuman in strength, and there is no match for him in the Five Realms. We all call him Demon God. Because he has both divinity and demon nature, he is very unstable, and everyone is afraid of him. If he accidentally provokes him and arouses his demon nature, it will be a disaster."

She lowered her eyelashes, looked at the perfume bottle in her hand in a daze, and seemed to recall something from the past.

Yi Tong was also taken aback. She didn't expect Yan Xi's identity to be so complicated, but Yan Xi was so dazzling, whether it was the noble appearance, the patience and kindness towards him, or the unintentional expression of compassion, it was completely comparable to cruelty and bloodthirsty. He couldn't believe that his demon couldn't get a little hook.

"But it seems that there is no problem at present." Yuefu came back to his senses, and said to himself, "The devil's blood is not as scary as the rumors, after all, he came here to atone for his sins, how can he go crazy when nothing happens. "

"Atonement, atonement?" Yitong stammered and asked, "He, did he make any serious mistakes?" How serious is it to use the word "atonement"?

"Well..." Yuefu pointed his chin with his index finger and thought, "It's too complicated to say, but it's not a secret, and you will understand it gradually."

The staff at the counter looked at them strangely, and did not dare to go forward to introduce the product. It is a pity that the two of them are so good-looking, but they have become obsessed with cosplay.

After Yuefu finished shopping and took Yitong to buy the ingredients he needed, he still looked preoccupied, Yuefu comforted him: "Okay, don't think so much, he doesn't need others to worry about him."

"I'm worried about other things." Yitong sighed, and showed her the phone, "Brother Yanxi said, we don't need money to buy things, just give them this QR code, but I secretly I asked someone, and he said that it takes money to buy things, so, so I am worried."

He frowned, and was so worried that he didn't know what to say: "I'm worried that he was cheated by someone who offered high interest and zero loans. They tricked him into buying things without money, so that he could borrow a lot of money. The last time I took me shopping, I almost took over other people's shop, when will it be?"

Yuefu let out a "puchi" laugh, couldn't help laughing harder and harder, even bent down to cover his stomach, and everyone around turned to look at them.

Yitong hurriedly supported her, and asked puzzledly, "Isn't it?"

"Little cat's thinking is so unique." After controlling his emotions, Yuefu wiped away the tears from his laughter and said, "He really didn't borrow high 0 interest 0 loan, whoever wants to cheat him, don't worry anymore .”

Yitong asked: "Then, why doesn't he ask for money to buy things?"

"Because, because." Yuefu laughed so hard that he could hardly speak, "Because he is a rich second generation."

Yitong: "?!"

"Think about it, a Demon Lord, a Goddess of Dawn, possesses countless gold and silver treasures, and if you just take out a little, it is enough for an ordinary person to live a lifetime. I dare not even think about how rich he is. Look at yours for yourself. Alipay balance."

She taught Yitong to check the balance, and counted zero, which was exactly 100 million.

"Probably the cat's pocket money for this month." Yue Fu said deeply.

Yitong: "=0=..."

After worrying for several days, it turned out that he was a rich second generation.