A Beginner's Guide to Cat Ownership

After returning from Happy Valley, he and Yanxi have been getting along in harmony, and have never used this trumpet again. If it wasn't for the news sent today, he would have almost forgotten about it.

It’s just that if you don’t send it, it’s fine, once you send it, it’s such a tiger-wolf word, Yitong was so scared that he almost dropped his phone, and stared at the screen to make sure that he didn’t misunderstand the word.

Where has the kitten seen this kind of scene before, the face is almost burned, and the abnormal heartbeat can be relieved by lying on the table.

What is this person thinking about? Why is he suddenly doing such a thing? Does he have the same thoughts as himself...

He was distressed and nervous, staring at it for a long time, not knowing what to do, and finally hesitantly asked: "What do you want to do? Your cat is not an adult yet."

He was so nervous that he could clearly hear his thumping heartbeat, so he hurried out to get a bottle of yogurt to drink to relieve his emotions, and when he came back, he read the reply while biting the yogurt.

Yanxi returned quickly, as if she had been waiting for him: "? What does it matter?"

Yi Tong gasped: "If you want to sleep with someone, at least you have to wait for him to become an adult!"

He typed quickly, looking confident, but regretted it after sending it out. After reading it, he felt more and more what he was talking about, so he covered his face with his hands and pretended to be dead.

Yan Xi: "..."

Yanxi: "I just want him to sleep with me so that I can see him when I wake up."

When I wake up in the morning, there is a kitten snoring beside me. This feeling is really indescribable and supremely wonderful. Once I experience it once, I will become addicted to it. He can just watch the kitten sleep. watch all day.

Yitong was stunned for a moment before realizing what he meant.

He slept with Yanxi yesterday, and had a good time playing in the morning, maybe he just wanted to play...

Yitong covered her feverish face in shame, unable to lift her head up anymore.

I must have been led astray by the fox and the little dragon.

He ran out again to wash his face with cold water, took an ice cream to eat, and then forced himself to calm down, resting his hands on his cheeks and thinking hard.

Although he really wanted to sleep with Yanxi, he was afraid that he would not be able to control his feelings, and it would be bad if something happened to him.

While struggling, he suddenly sat up straight, yes, he can take this opportunity to sneak into Yanxi's room!

They usually don't disturb each other's private space, even the room of Little Coal Ball, Yitong seldom goes there, no matter how young the child is, he still has privacy, so Yitong only entered Yanxi's room for the first time yesterday, if the book is true In his place, he will not carry it with him, and there is a high probability that he will put it in the house. This is an excellent opportunity to search for books.

Yanxi was already urging: "Is there? Is there any other way?"

Yitong cheered up again, and typed quickly: "Don't worry, I have to think about it."

Yanxi: "Is there still something to think about?"

Little cat demon: "If you don't want to think about it, why do you still ask me?"

Yanxi didn't reply, probably because she was persuaded.

After a while, Yan Xi posted again: "He only slept in my bed yesterday when he was drunk, do you want to get him drunk every day?"

Yitong: "..." Then you are not too tired.

The little cat demon: "Of course not! You can say that such a beast is inferior?!"

He wanted to search for information on the Internet, but what came out was a bunch of indescribable websites, so he could only ponder over why he would have to sleep with Yanxi for some reason, and while thinking about it, he felt that it was ridiculous for him to set himself up. up.

It wasn't until Yanxi sent him more than a dozen window shakes to urge him that he managed to think of a way, and replied: "Don't urge, don't urge, you try to find two actors to pretend to catch him, so that you will be protected." His reason is to let him be by your side all the time, even when sleeping, Maomao is timid and sensitive, and he will definitely agree."

Yanxi was silent, and it took a long time to reply: "Understood."

Yitong covered his face in shame, maybe he also felt that this idea was too mentally retarded...

But no matter how mentally handicapped he is, he is the only one to practice, so no matter what, he will work hard to cooperate with the performance without any flaws.

It's just for my own book, I don't want to sleep with him.

The two happily reached a consensus.

***

It probably entered the rainy season. It has been pouring downpours for the past few days, and the lingering rain has hardly stopped for a moment. The sound of the rain hitting the plantains is not only unromantic, but very noisy, disturbing people's dreams for no reason.

Cats hate water very much, so on rainy days, Yitong’s mood will be very low, and he can’t cheer up what to do, so he can only sit under the eaves and watch the dense rain curtain outside, dark clouds cover the sky , it’s noon, but it’s as dark as night, people don’t have any desire to go out of the house, even Song Hezhen sent a message saying that he has something important to do, he has to go out for a few days, and let everyone review their textbooks at home .

If this continues, he won't be able to get out of the door. When will monsters come to catch him?

On the contrary, the little coal ball likes the rain very much. He happily ran into the rain curtain and stepped on the water bubbles on the ground. At that time, he just took it out and inflated it and placed it in the middle of the yard to catch the rainwater. After half a day, he could store half of it. He picked a few small fish from Ao Yao and put them in. The little coal ball made a water amusement park and asked him to catch fish in it. The little black cat had a great time.

Yitong watched him play, the sound of splashing water and the continuous ticking of raindrops on the roof floor disturbed his mind, and he couldn't help but think wildly.

Every time Song Hezhen went out, Yanxi would disappear for a few days, making it hard for Yitong not to suspect that the two of them were acting together.

He remembered that Yuefu had said that Yanxi was here to atone for his sins, but what kind of crime was it? Every time he asked Yuefu, she would hesitate and change the topic, and he couldn't find the reason in the forum. It seemed that no one was discussing this matter. .

How much he wanted to know about Yanxi's past, what that frightening and withdrawn demon god was like, anyway, it was by no means the one he was familiar with now.

However, Yanxi like that would become friends with Song Hezhen, making him unable to control the creeping vines of jealousy deep in his heart.

This kind of negative emotion troubled him so much that he didn't even dare to look at Song Hezhen in class. He felt that he was making assumptions about others out of thin air, and he was very sorry for them.

Bored, he flipped through his phone, and saw Xiaolong in the small group of four classmates sending a bitter expression: "I got into trouble and was locked up, and I can't leave home for at least a week."

It seems that everyone is bored at home on a rainy day, Lin Qiong replied in seconds: "What are you doing?"

Ao Yao: "I just drank your Erguotou last time. Although I didn't feel much that day, I felt very hot the next day. I really wanted to vent. I don't know what happened. Anyway, it was quite a big mess, and my father was the last one. All the sea pearls I liked were swallowed, and my sister cried in fright. She cried so horribly that the entire East China Sea began to churn, and the fishermen couldn’t go out to sea. Not to mention, it also caused a large-scale tsunami and abnormal precipitation. Fortunately, there was a precautionary control Assuming there were no casualties, otherwise I would really be punished."

It turned out that the heavy rain these days was caused by Xiaolongnu crying...

Yitong said: "Speaking of which, I drank Erguotou, and I also have symptoms of sabotage."

He told about his drinking madness that night, but he did not take it seriously because it was a small-scale sabotage of the family and someone cleaned up the mess for him.

The two foxes were very strange: "Isn't it, one cup is that serious?"

The two of them drowsy for a whole day at most, and there was no adverse reaction to damage.

Ao Yao asked: "Did you two add ingredients to Erguotou?"

That being said, it's very wrong.

The two foxes directly denied that if they really did something, they would not hide it, but they did just buy ordinary wine in the supermarket without any additives.

So they thought hard and came to the conclusion that neither cats nor dragons can drink Erguotou.

Ao Yao said: "Forget it, that's it, it's not a big deal to be locked up for a few days. Friday is my birthday, and the coming-of-age ceremony will be held in the Dragon Palace. You must come. I will send someone to pick you up then."

This was a good thing to say, and the three readily agreed.

When Yanxi called at night, Yitong told him about it.

When he was away, he would make a simple phone call every night, simply listen to Yitong's daily report, sometimes just two or three sentences of conversation, but it was always a reassurance.

Yanxi asked: "Do you want me to see you off?"

Yitong asked: "Can you come back on Friday?"

Yanxi said: "I can't, I'll give you a treat."

There was a lot of wind on his side, and he didn't know where he was.

Yitong said: "No need, Xiaolong said he will send someone to pick him up."

Although he said so, he still couldn't help but hope that the other party would insist on coming back. However, Yanxi believed his words, so he just gave a faint "um", and asked him briefly what he did today. What, did the little briquettes cause trouble, so I hung up the phone.

On Wednesday, the East China Sea Dragon Palace came to pick them up.

Little Coal Ball originally wanted to go to the sea to see it, but when he was playing in the alley, he was fed too much food, his stomach was uncomfortable, and he lay at home unable to move, only weakly meowing, Yitong took him there I went to the monster doctor to see it. Fortunately, the other party said that it was not digested in time, and it will recover after lying down for a few days. It is not a big problem.

Yitong breathed a sigh of relief, and taught him not to eat unrestrainedly, so she asked Yuefu to take care of the little briquettes, and went to the banquet by herself.

It seems that the Dragon Palace has not been modernized yet. It is a very retro and delicate boat. It flies down from the clouds and stops at the door of Yitong's house. A young man in ancient clothes walks down from it. A fox was already waving at him from the boat.

According to the young man, the Dragon King is relatively old-fashioned and has lived for thousands of years. He just couldn't understand modern things, so he sent his only son to study, hoping that he would reform and open up the Dragon Palace in the future.

He gave each of them a water-repelling bead to wear around their necks, and told them not to take it off when they were sleeping, otherwise they, land creatures like them, would go directly into the sea, and they might not survive for a few minutes.

Yitong has been absent-minded since boarding the boat, and kept looking out.

Lin Qiong asked him: "What are you looking for?"

Yitong shook her head, expressing that she was just looking blindly.

Until the boat turned into a blue whale and dived into the blue water with them on his back, he didn't wait for Yanxi. He couldn't help feeling a little disappointed, and felt that he was thinking too much. How could that person understand the complicated thoughts of cats? The real surprise is when the sun comes out from the west.

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 baby milk;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: Ran Chen, I will give Dao Chang paste a bottle of green water;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!