A Beginner's Guide to Cat Ownership

It turned out that he was thinking too much, Ao Yao lowered his head in disappointment.

"Now that you are an adult, you must taste the taste of an adult." Lin Long solemnly handed a bottle of Erguotou to Ao Yao, "This thing is on the top, in order to avoid adverse reactions after you go home, it is best to drink it first. Try it here."

As he spoke, he took a small wine glass, poured a little for Ao Yao, and noticed Yitong's curious gaze, and asked, "White Cat, do you want to try it too? You're almost there anyway."

Yitong nodded happily: "Okay."

The kitten is very curious, and will taste everything it has never seen or smelled.

The two foxes rested their arms on the table and watched them with their cheeks in their hands. Ao Yao drank it all in one gulp and smacked his lips: "It's very fragrant."

The two foxes were surprised and disappointed: "How can you drink so smoothly?"

Ao Yao said: "I have been toasting since I was three years old."

...that was quite precocious.

Yitong held the cup and sniffed it carefully, it was the pungent smell that kittens hate most, but when he heard Ao Yao said it was very fragrant, he hesitated and drank it down, and regretted the entrance. It was so hot that it made him cough and tears came out.

Lin Long laughed loudly: "This is the reaction of a normal person."

Lin Qiong smiled and handed him a bottle of juice, and kindly patted him on the back: "Don't be angry, just play with you."

Yitong naturally won't be angry, but likes their little jokes from time to time.

The four of them spread out the poker table and used the shells brought by Ao Yao as property. After all, they played cards not for winning or losing, but to see what tricks the white cat could play.

After nine o'clock, both of them looked normal, and there was no adverse reaction. It happened that Yanxi came to pick them up at this time, and the foxes let them go home.

Because Yitong received an adult's book today, Yitong was very guilty and didn't dare to talk to him all the way. As soon as he got home, he went back to the room and closed the door, took out the small book with white flowers on the blue background, prepared a pen and paper, and sat down. At the table, I plan to study carefully and take notes.

The hands that flipped the book trembled slightly. It was the first time that I had been in direct contact with such a taboo thing. It would be a lie to say that I was not nervous. Before I turned a page, my face was half-heated.

At this moment, his door was suddenly opened, and the little coal ball rushed in, grabbed his pants, stood up and yelled at him, and Yitong almost lost his soul in fright, his hands and feet became weak up.

The little coal ball didn't notice it, one paw was holding him, the other was pointing at the door, screaming very angrily, Yitong hugged him helplessly and asked him: "What's the matter? Tell him slowly."

Yanxi also came in afterward, pointed at the small coal ball and said, "You still want the villain to sue first?"

Little coal ball: "Hmph!"

Yitong asked him: "Why did you mess with him?"

"I didn't mess with him." Yanxi sat on his bed, "He made trouble on his own."

He unhurriedly talked about the conflict between the two of them.

It turned out that because of the mistake made last time, Xiao Liqiu and Yue Fu went out to play today, and specially emphasized that he wanted to look like a ten-year-old boy. He did so to make up for his mistake, but Xiao Liqiu was still not satisfied when he came home at night, and he had to renew his bill for a week Yes, and a few years older, because he wants to go to other places, preferably places for adults, not because he wants to do anything, but simply because he is curious.

"Do you think he's pushing his limits? He's only too old to go to nightclubs." Yanxi said to Yitong, "Take care of him."

The little coal ball was so angry at his slander: "Meow meow meow!"

He wanted to go to the world of adults, but he didn't want to go to any nightclub. This was purely added by Yanxi himself, and he also had a deal, he was willing to take the blame for Yanxi.

It's just that Yanxi has been going smoothly recently, and there is no need to go to his place, so he naturally rejected the deal.

The two were arguing endlessly, and Yitong must comment on it, even though it was only the little briquettes who were arguing.

The poor little briquette can only meow, unable to express the specific content of the defense, he can only crazily scratch at Yanxi to vent his anger, and after catching Yanxi, he is so excited that he jumps up and down on Yitong's legs and meows, Ask him to stop talking to Yanxi.

Yitong had no choice but to educate her younger brother first: "How can I go to an adult place?"

The little coal ball frantically shook his head to express his innocence, and was afraid that Yitong would not believe it, so he sat on his lap and covered his eyes with his paws, sobbing and secretly peeping at him through the gap between his paws while crying.

As expected, Yitong's heart softened, and she wrapped him in her arms and said to Yanxi: "Did you misunderstand, he is still a child, he just likes to play, take him to play next time."

Yan Xi said: "Children can't be used to it."

Yitong went back and forth as a peacemaker, felt that he was taking care of two children, couldn't help but feel a headache, then his eyes went dark, and he lost consciousness, fortunately Yanxi quickly caught him.

The little briquette, who was still pretending to cry, sensed something was wrong, put down her paw, saw Yitong's eyes closed tightly, and was stunned: "Meow meow?!"

It's over, the two of them quarreled and made Yitong mad!

***

The little briquettes sniffed around Yitong's neck, and finally raised his head and meowed a few times at Yanxi, telling him it smelled of alcohol.

"Just sleeping." Yanxi finished checking, and frowned, "Did the fox feed him wine?"

The little coal ball was stunned, as if thinking of something, jumped out of bed in a panic, crawled out of the room.

Yanxi was waiting for someone to wake up in his room. After wandering around, he saw a book on the desk. The cover was very fresh and cute. It should be some chicken soup prose. There were notebooks and pens beside him. It seemed that he needed to take notes, so he just picked it up Flipping through it, I want to know what book Yitong is reading recently.

I don't know if I don't know if I turn it over, the whole person froze when I turned it over, and the blood in the whole body seemed to be coagulated. When I recovered, I picked it up and examined it carefully.

The little coal ball didn't hear any movement for a long time, so it quietly poked its head in and looked at Yanxi suspiciously: "Meow?"

Yanxi put the book away, with a face that nothing happened, and said calmly: "Still asleep, it seems that it's not what you think."

The little coal ball walked in with catwalks cautiously, looked at Yitong, then at Yanxi, and whispered softly.

"Probably just fell asleep because of drunkenness." Yanxi said, moved the armchair and sat down beside the bed, "I'll be here tonight watching him, you go back."

The little coal ball thought for a while, and decided to stay, curled up next to Yitong, and soon fell asleep.

Yanxi guarded the two sleeping kittens, leaning on the back of the chair with long legs crossed, took out the book that was confiscated from Yitong's desk just now, spread it on his lap, and turned the pages one by one. With a refreshing cover, the look is as calm as watching Chicken Soup for the Soul.

There are not only text but also illustrations, which are very detailed, and it can be seen that it is a good book carefully selected.

In the middle of the night, Yitong's body finally moved, Yanxi immediately put away the book, leaned over and touched his forehead: "What's uncomfortable?"

"Hmm..." Yitong whimpered a little, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, and slowly opened her eyes, with two puddles of water in her eyes, she looked very weak, because she was uncomfortable, she instinctively sought shelter, so she surrounded Yan Xi leaning his head against his abdomen, said aggrievedly, "Headache." Then softly called him, "Brother Yanxi."

Yanxi's mind fluttered, she withdrew her hand, turned her eyes away to look outside the door, and went to break Yitong's hand, but Yitong hugged him tightly, crying and coquettish, unwilling to let go, as if he had done some unacceptable mistake He finally pushed him back, and said in a low voice, "I'll get you a glass of water."

He left in a little embarrassment, and quickly came back with a glass of cool white, but there was only the little coal ball that had just been woken up by the noise, sitting up in a daze, closing his eyes and licking his paws.

Yanxi asked, "Where's Tongtong?"

The little coal ball tilted its head: "Meow?"

Yanxi knocked him on the head: "How do you judge people?"

The little coal ball aggrieved and jumped out of bed to look for it. Yanxi opened the curtains and found that Yitong had changed into his original shape and was squatting in the flower-shaped cat nest on the window sill. Out of the room, Yanxi chased him out, and he ran back again, repeated this more than a dozen times, Yanxi gave up, stood at the door and watched him, and the little coal ball squatted at his feet to observe vigilantly.

Yanxi asked: "Is the house going to be demolished?"

The little briquette shook his head, Yitong didn't need to be pre-empted before demolishing the house, it just exploded.

Seeing that no one was chasing her, Yitong calmed down and took a leisurely tour of the house with light catwalks. The stained glass vases on the dining table in the living room and the spider plants on the balcony were all arranged and cared for by him himself. He and Yanxi spent an afternoon picking out the wooden boats and the ink paintings on the wall, and he and Yanxi spent an afternoon picking them out at the antique market. It fell to pieces on the ground, and even the paintings were pulled to the ground and smashed to pieces. The little claws looked delicate and weak, but they didn't know where the strength came from. As long as it was moving, no matter how big or heavy, all the claws As soon as it was lifted, it was easily pushed down. The furniture including the table was not spared, and was overturned. The kitchen, especially the hardest-hit area, jingled together. His own hands were also ruthless, and debris flew all over the second floor for a while, and it was difficult to find a place to stay.

He threw things, Yanxi followed behind to recover, but after Yitong dropped it once, he inspected and saw that the vases, pots and bowls were all in place, as if nothing had happened, he suddenly became angry, and the idea was even crazier than the previous round The attack, the small paws smashed on the sofa, and the sofa was smashed into pieces. After smashing things, I still felt unsatisfactory. I slammed my head into the wall, knocked a big hole in the wall, and then rushed forward in a straight line. Everywhere I passed was broken. , In a daze, the walls of each room were opened.

Yanxi gave up recovery and simply let him be happy, one person and one cat squatted at the door to watch him toss.

The little briquette shivered and meowed weakly, asking Yanxi to go over and catch him to check what went wrong. This situation was different from the demolition of the house before. I had never seen it before. It was a more terrifying feeling than demolition of the house.

"Go crazy with alcohol." Yan Xi said, "Just let it out."

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