A Beginner's Guide to Cat Ownership

Yitong put a large water basin in the yard, and began to fish out the small shells.

"This is a squid, this should be a grouper." Yitong recorded while digging out, "Let's eat these two tonight, what should we do?"

The little briquettes danced with joy at the two big fish, pawed at the edge of the water basin aggressively and used their claws to catch the fish. Unexpectedly, the grouper flicked its tail and hit his claws and splashed him. Covered in water, he was so scared that he jumped three feet high, hid far away, kept throwing the water on his body, arched his back and roared towards the water basin.

"It seems that you like it very much." Yitong looked at it and smiled, "Is it possible to forgive Classmate Long?"

The little briquette turned its head and hummed, expressing that it was absolutely impossible.

"Ah, I thought of it! You can barbecue in the yard!" Yitong didn't care about his temper, he had a flash of inspiration and was very happy. He set up a barbecue grill under the breeze and bright moon, and grilled while eating. It couldn't be more perfect. "Squid should be grilled." It's delicious when you eat it."

He hurried back to the room to get things, and when he passed the yard, he said to the little briquettes: "I'm going to find Sister Yuefu to buy vegetables with me, please take good care of the house and don't mess with them." He was not worried about the fish, but rather The small briquettes are too small, afraid of being bullied by fish.

He hadn't walked a few steps before bumping into Yanxi, Yanxi grabbed his arm and asked, "Where are you going?"

"Go shopping for vegetables and grills, just come with me." Yitong was happier seeing him, "How about having grilled fish tonight?"

"Okay." Yan Xi said.

The two of them went shopping together, Yitong was already familiar with the way, if there were no rules, he could go out alone, at least it would be no problem to go shopping.

When he went out with Yanxi, he was always in a cheerful mood, and even walked with a little jumpiness. It would be cute if he was a child bouncing around, but if he was a young man, he would be very eye-catching. He felt a lot Looking at himself, he quickly stood firm, grabbed Yanxi's sleeve and reminded himself to walk like a human being.

This can't be blamed on him. When the kitten is excited, it just likes to jump around.

Yitong asked while picking: "Do you eat Flammulina velutipes?"

"Ah."

"How about we bake sweet potatoes?"

"..."

Yanxi was exceptionally silent today, even distracted, Yitong looked at him after several times without getting a response, and found that he was looking at her, as if he was deep in thought, and finally couldn't help pulling his clothes: "Brother Yanxi?"

Yanxi came back to his senses: "Huh?"

Yitong asked: "Do you have something to tell me?"

Yanxi thought for a while and said, "What's for dinner?"

"Brother Yanxi! Have you been taken away by someone? Have you forgotten why we went out?" Yitong put his hand on his forehead to test the temperature, and said seriously, "You must have something to hide from me."

"There is indeed something." Yan Xi said, "Go back and tell you."

It's just that he didn't know how to speak, he was still thinking about whether to use the trumpet to find out.

Yitong said: "But I want to know now." The kitten's curiosity has always been very strong, and it is simply a fantasy for him to hold back until he goes home.

Yan Xi said: "It's not convenient here."

Although it is not a day off, it is the rush hour after get off work, and there are many people who come to buy vegetables.

Yitong said: "Then let's change places."

He looked around, took Yanxi with one hand, and the trolley with the other to the corner of the unmanned condiment area, and blocked the trolley at the back, while rows of shelves full of goods also blocked them tightly You can't see what people are doing unless you get close. No matter how high the confidentiality is, it is very safe.

"It's okay now." Yitong looked around to make sure no one was coming, grabbed his arm, opened his eyes curiously, and wondered what was going on.

He was extremely nervous, because Yanxi already knew that he wanted to find his biological parents, and maybe he was investigating secretly for him, and there was a result. However, looking at his hesitant appearance, he was afraid that the other party did not want to recognize him. Or have already encountered an accident.

Or maybe it was because he couldn't bear himself?Yitong was happy and disappointed at the same time, but he was actually very reluctant to part with Yanxi...

Yitong looked as if he would not let go without saying anything, Yanxi had no choice but to think about it and decided to say it by the way, then put the kitten on the shelf, leaned over to his ear, and asked in a low voice: "What are you talking about?" When is the estrus period?"

His lowered voice was a little hoarse, obviously serious, but in Yitong's ears, he was more sexy and ambiguous than usual, luring people into the abyss like a bewitching person, and his moist and hot breath fell on Sensitive On the sensitive earlobe, a fire was directly ignited, burning Yitong from the hair to the soles of the feet, every cell was glowing red, radiating heat, the face and earlobes were even red enough to bleed.

His head became dizzy for a while, and he started to stop thinking. For some reason, the sentence "Who wants to mate with you" that Baihu scolded Xiaolong yesterday kept echoing in his mind, and his mind wandered.

"Xiaobai?" Yanxi touched his face suspiciously, startled, "Why is it so hot?"

Yitong was greatly frightened by his touch, she almost jumped up, grabbed his hand and pulled it away from her face, stammering and asking in a low voice: "You, what do you want, what do you want?"

What does he want to do, Yitong thought wildly, does he want to mate with me, this is too fast, at least wait until I am an adult.

His heart was about to jump out of his throat, and he couldn't suppress the crazy throbbing no matter how hard he pressed it, he didn't know what he was looking forward to, what he was afraid of.

Yanxi thought for a while and said, "Do you want to be neutered, or find a female cat?"

The thing about Lexi last time reminded him that Yitong is not too young, so he deliberately checked the cat's physiological knowledge. The estrus period of male cats is usually about eight months, that is, before adulthood, especially now It is spring, and it is the time when cats are most likely to be in heat.

It happened that Song Hezhen sent him a message at that time, and he asked casually. Song Hezhen simply answered, neutering or finding a female cat.

If he is looking for a female cat, he has to teach Yitong adult knowledge, this is where he hesitates.

Yitong never thought it would be this answer, and his mind that was still floating in the air fell into the ice cave in an instant, so that his eyes went black, and he asked him with a trembling voice: "Are you still human???"

Yan Xi said solemnly: "That's not true."

He was about to explain his life experience, but Yitong pushed him away and ran away.

"Sterilize yourself." The kitten's eyes turned red instantly, "I will never ignore you again! No matter what!"

Yanxi froze in place, watching him disappear from her sight.

I didn't expect the reaction to be so intense, he should use the trumpet to test it first.

***

Yitong didn't know where to go for a while, hesitated for a long time and decided to go home first, after all, there were two fish in the yard, and the small briquettes were also left there, probably there was water everywhere he played, and he had to go back and clean it up.

Sure enough, the yard was completely ruined. The small coal ball opened the storage shell and released more than a dozen big fish. When the basin couldn't fit, it jumped on the ground. The small coal ball was soaked and still persisted in catching new fish. , had a great time, until he heard the sound of someone coming back, he stopped immediately and sat obediently at the door, drooping his ears and waiting to be reprimanded.

Unexpectedly, Yitong didn't scold him, and when he entered the door and saw the mess in the yard, he tidied it up without saying a word, the little coal ball was dumbfounded, staggered behind his brother and meowed anxiously.

When he was about to pack up, Yanxi also came back, Yitong glanced at him instinctively when he heard the voice, and found that he was still leisurely closing the shopping cart.

Yitong finished collecting the fish, turned around and went upstairs.

The little coal ball raised his head and stared at Yanxi, one person and one cat looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Meow?" Did you provoke him again?

Yanxi let out a "hmm", and followed her eyes until the white cat disappeared.

"Meow?" Can brother still cook?

He was either hungry or greedy.

"Probably not anymore." Yan Xi said, "Go outside and stop people to beg for something to eat."

The little briquettes were stunned, is this still a human language?

He stepped on Yanxi's foot angrily, and ran to the kitchen to rummage through the food.

***

Yitong crawled on the table to write something, Yanxi knocked on the door outside, but he didn't respond, so the knock on the door disappeared after 2 minutes.

The ink on the paper was smeared by the water, gradually blurred to the point where it was hard to see clearly, Yitong took out the paper and wiped his eyes and the notebook, no longer in the mood to record, so he turned on the phone and flicked through the contacts.

He urgently needed someone to confide in, but there was no one to confide in. There were only a few people who went back and forth, and after a long time of searching, he still gave up.

This kind of thing... probably only with strangers.

But he finds it hard to tell even strangers.

While thinking wildly, I saw Yanxi sending a message to the little cat demon: "What should I do if the cat is angry again?"

Yitong couldn't help but burst into a "puchi" laugh, thinking that this person is really an idiot, he would go to an expert for anything, and envied that he didn't know anything and could have a stranger who could tell whatever he wanted.

He didn't reply, and after a while the other party explained by himself: "Today I asked the white cat about its estrus period, asked him if he wanted to be neutered or find a female cat, and he cried again."

Yanxi: "I just checked, and it turns out that neutering means castration. I don't know what others told me. No wonder he is angry. How can we coax the cat well now?"

Yitong looked at the line for a while, and pointed lazily with his fingers: "Who told you?"

Yanxi replied almost instantly: "Song Hezhen."

He and Song Hezhen really have a good relationship, Yitong thought, would he tell each other everything like this?

Before he could figure out how to reply, he saw Yanxi sent a message again, and he seemed really anxious.

Yanxi: "Can I apologize to the cat?"

Yitong rested her chin, still didn't think about what to reply, she also received a message from Yanxi on WeChat, and she clicked on it to see "I was wrong".

He must be too anxious, not like him at all, Yitong's heart was pounding, and finally decided to turn off the phone and go to sleep.

In fact, he is not angry about sterilization anymore, he just, just really dare not face it.

It is true that Yanxi spoke in an ambiguous manner, but how can he explain his blushing and dizziness, and the... heartbeat that has continued until now.