Interstellar Kindergarten

"What?" Xu Yi didn't understand for a moment.

"Xi, Guagua is bloody! Liao is going to die!" Yu Jia said nervously.

watermelon?

Bull blood?

To die Liao?

Xu Yi strode along with Yujia while thinking about the meaning of these words, and suddenly understood and asked: "Yujia, you mean the watermelon is bleeding?"

You Jia nodded emphatically: "Yes!"

"Did we grow watermelons?"

"Correct!"

"Cracked?"

"It's bloody!"

"How could this be?"

"Me, me and O'Neill, Jiman and Bobo, and Nora Besinimo saw Gua Gua Gua Gua'Ka' and sent it a few times, and then the cow's blood." Yuga explained while panting: "A lot of cows!"

Oh.

Xu Yi understood.

Where is the bleeding?

It’s because the watermelon is so ripe that it naturally splits and leaks juice. O’Neill and his group of children have never seen a watermelon that grows and splits naturally. They only saw the red juice flowing out of the cracks in the watermelon. They thought it was blood, so they called the teacher out of fear. Save the watermelon.

Really childish.

Xu Yi laughed in her heart.

When following Yuga to the small vegetable garden, Joey happened to come over too. They saw O'Neilji from a distance, boiling, they surrounded a big watermelon, accompanied by his shouting, they stood up together and ran towards Xu Yi quickly, Talking about the watermelon in a hurry.

"Director! The watermelon is bleeding!"

"A lot of flow!"

"I, we didn't touch it, it split itself."

"Well, it split itself."

"Is the director dead?"

"What about the headmaster?"

"It's okay, it's okay, the principal will take a look." Xu Yi said warmly.

Then I walked towards the small vegetable garden with He Yunjoy and saw a big watermelon with patterns lying on the brown soil... Wrapped in a cartoon bandage, there are stickers of little monkeys, pigs and puppies near the bandages, people who don’t know it will think What kind of artistic creation is this?

"Who did these things on the watermelon?" Xu Yi asked.

"Me!" O'Neill and the others answered together.

"What are you doing all this for?" Xu Yi was puzzled.

"Treat the watermelon." Bobo said.

"It's treatment." Ji Man corrected him.

Bobo nodded: "Yes, Zhiyou!"

Jiman was too lazy to reason.

Xu Yi asked dumbfoundedly: "Who came up with the idea?"

O'Neill and the others watched Nora together.

Nora said softly, "The director is me."

Nora's mother, Honey Finn, has been in the hospital for a long time. Nora went to the hospital every day for a while, and saw many injured people bandaged in this way. She followed suit and bandaged watermelons like O'Neill and the others.

Xu Yi squatted down and said, "Nora is awesome, caring and smart."

Nora giggled.

Xu Yi said, "But the watermelon was not injured."

Nora asked softly, "Then why did it crack?"

"Because it's mature."

"Mature?" Nora's small face was full of doubts.

"Yes, it's ripe." Xu Yi explained to Nora and O'Neill, "It's ripe and ready to eat, but you didn't know it, so it cracked open with a 'click' sound, and watermelon juice flowed out. It is to say to you, 'cute children, look at me, look at me, I am mature, come and finish eating, if you don't eat, I will go bad'."

Xu Yi spoke simply, with a gentle voice, and deliberately anthropomorphized imitation of watermelon, exuding cuteness, Nora and the others were taken aback.

Nora reacted first and asked, "Then can we eat watermelon?"

"correct."

"Is the watermelon willing to let us eat?"

"Yes."

"Do watermelons hurt?"

"It won't hurt when you mature."

"Then, I want to eat watermelon." Nora said.

"I eat it too, I eat it too." Boo Boo leaned over and said.

O'Neill, they all want to eat.

"Okay, okay." Xu Yi agreed.

The fruits and vegetables grown in the small vegetable garden are originally for children to eat.

Before the watermelon was not ripe, Xu Yi discussed with the children not to touch the watermelon, but the child really didn't touch the watermelon, so the two watermelons thrived amidst the laughter of the children, and grew to the size of an adult's arms.

Now it is naturally split, and of course it is to be distributed to the children.

Although the child eats very little, one big watermelon is definitely not enough, so after Xu Yi picked up the injured big watermelon, he asked He Yun to pick another big watermelon. He Yun just touched the skin of the melon, and the other big watermelon "clicked" The sound also cracked, and He Yun looked at Xu Yi in surprise.

Xu Yi was also surprised.

O'Neal and the others shouted happily: "Let us eat this watermelon too! Let us eat this watermelon too! Let's eat it now!"

Xu Yi smiled at He Yun upon hearing this.

He Yun picked up the watermelon.

The two of them carried the big watermelon to the dining room together, and cut the watermelon. I don't know how many times the interstellar watermelon seeds have been improved. tempting.

O'Neill and the others exclaimed.

Xu Yi distributed two slices of cucumbers to each child according to the usual amount of fruit. Xu Yi, He Yun and the teachers ate the remaining watermelons.

"It's so sweet!" Boiling said.

"I planted it!" O'Neill said.

"I planted it too," Jimen said.

O'Neilji was full of excitement and they talked while eating, showing off to other children proudly, causing other children to have a strong interest in growing watermelons and cucumbers.

It happened that Xuyi's interstellar strawberry garden needed watering. He unceremoniously prepared children's watering cans for the children and used "child labor" generously.

These child laborers actively lined up for watering and were extremely happy.

It can make other kindergarten teachers a lot of leisure.

He Yun couldn't help but said: "You really know how to play with children."

Xu Yi smiled and said, "That must be done."

He Yun looked at Yu Jia who was seriously waiting in line to water the strawberries. This little guy ignored him as an uncle at all, and was very focused on playing.

Fine.

He Yun didn't bother You Jia anymore, and turned to Xu Yi and said, "Director Xu, thank you for the watermelon. I still have something to do, so I'll go back first."

"Ok."

Xu Yi sent He Yun away. After seeing off the children and parents after school, he held a meeting with all the staff and gave a brief feedback on the content of the 1413 Star Preschool Education Department meeting. He also explained that Red Star Kindergarten was praised by the section chief. Employees can ask themselves according to the requirements of the preschool education department, and at the same time, they should also make some preparations for the new semester, and they can raise some ideas and so on.

After the meeting, the employees really thought about the issue of attracting students seriously, and they really gave suggestions to Xu Yi.

Xu Yi recorded them one by one. He usually chats with other principals in the principal group to learn about various matters of running a kindergarten. He finds that many principals don't care about their affairs and hand them over to the deputy principals. .

Xu Yi thought to himself, when he has a lot of small money, he will also recruit a deputy director, and then he will be the director of the walk-away garden, and usually sign things like that.

Thinking about it this way, Xu Yi's motivation to fight redoubled.

He discussed with Joey Xia Duoli and made many plans and admissions advertisements to promote Red Star Kindergarten, and chose the best plan.

But Red Star Kindergarten's official website didn't have many fans, so he didn't know if it could attract students. The words "buy promotion" popped up in his brain again, and he said it.

"How much to buy a promotion?" Joey asked.

"This is divided into scope, ranking, time, etc." Xia Duoli said.

"How much is the minimum?" Xu Yi asked.

"Five star coins."

"Is it so cheap?"

"Five star coins help you recommend the homepage of the star network to five hundred zombie accounts."

"..." Xu Yi was speechless for a moment.

"Principal, didn't you say that the 1413 Planet Preschool Education Department will help us promote it?" Joey said: "Let them promote it, we don't need to spend money."

Xu Yi explained: "They advertised to all the kindergartens that participated in the meeting. We are just one of them, a member of the high school kindergartens. This can only be icing on the cake. The most important thing is to rely on ourselves."

Joey nodded upon hearing this.

"I'll post our promotional advertisement first, see the situation, and then consider whether to buy or not to promote it." Xu Yi was really reluctant to spend money.

"Make the title more attractive." Xia Duoli said.

Joey said: "We are a kindergarten, is the cool style appropriate?"

"Then make it cute." Xu Yi turned on her brain.

Joey Xia Duoli also turned on the light brain and said, "We forward it."

Xu Yi nodded: "Yes."

"Huh." Joey suddenly made a sound.

"Huh what?" Xia Duoli asked.

"There's a topic called #齐天大圣如来佛祖佛音菩萨留救我啊#."

Xu Yi was taken aback when he heard that, isn't this what Bobo said?

Joey and Xia Duoli looked at Xu Yi at the same time.

Xu Yi glanced at Joey's optical brain screen, and quickly clicked on the hot search list on Starnet. He clearly saw that the number one hot search was #齐天大圣如来佛罗祖音菩萨留我啊#, so he quickly clicked on it. .

The purpose of entry is a promotional copy issued by the 1413 Planetary Preschool Education Department, with a video attached. The video shows howling and running while participating in the relay race, and then followed Jimmy Bessie to complete the race.

He glanced at the number of comments, and it was already over [-].

"Hahaha, whose child is this, I laughed so hard!"

"Although I don't know who the Great Sage Equaling Heaven is, the Buddha Guanyin Bodhisattva is, but this one called Bobo is too cute, right? He ran with his face held high, and the baton was taken away by his classmates, and he ran the whole distance with him."

"It's so cute."

"I'm all crying with snot bubbles."

"I ran so hard, but I was the last to know when I won. I laughed so hard that I laughed so hard."

"Hahahaha!"

"It's so cute, I want to have a baby."

"Are there still such natural children in kindergartens now?"

"Which kindergarten is this?"

"Red Star Kindergarten, sent by the Early Childhood Education Department, posted a lot of kindergarten videos, but this one is the most interesting, you must watch the end, when the little guy heard that he had won, he immediately said, 'Then I won't cry' Killing me."

"Please post more videos like this."

"I like watching children cry and smile badly.JPG"

"The one upstairs is so inhumane, I like to watch it too."

"Red Star Kindergarten! It's near my home, and the kids inside are super cute! If you don't believe me, you can search for previous Xinghe shopping mall competitions, Xiaohua, Pineapple APP singing competitions, or go directly to the official website to watch. Not only are the children cute, the kindergarten is natural and fresh, and the principal is super friendly. handsome!"

"..."

The super handsome principal Xu Yi was stunned when he saw these comments.

He looked up at Joey and Xia Duoli inch by inch, and asked, "It seems that we don't need to spend money on promotion?"