I became the most fierce cub in the live broadcast world

Xie Jia was holding the cat in his left hand and the gong in his right hand, walking very quickly in the direction of the farmhouse.

He intends to settle the cat first, and then continue the yelling task.

In the direction of his return, he had to pass Qingshan Farmhouse first.

There is a small blackboard at the entrance of Qingshan Farmhouse, and it is written: The farmhouse will perform dance and music programs tonight, and all guests can watch it for free after joining the membership.

Even a person like Xie Jia who is not very good at doing business can see the other party's purpose.

It's nothing more than ruining the bonfire party at Xiushui Farmhouse tonight.

Xie Jia couldn't help pinching the back of Niannian's neck, causing the kitten to meow softly.

He was worried that he would hurt it, so he quickly withdrew his hand, no longer staying in front of Qingshan Farmhouse, but speeding back to Xiushui.

It was the morning, and there were no customers in the store, and many people went to Bai Yi's place to help arrange the venue for the bonfire party.

Xie Jia found them in the middle courtyard.

Feng Zhizhi was about to go to the front yard to get something, when he looked up and saw Xie Jia, his gaze fell down, seeing the cat in his arms, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Where did you pick it up?"

First the duck and then the cat, will there be a dog tomorrow?

Xie Jia brushed the cat's hair involuntarily with his fingers, but said: "I will explain this later. There is bad news... When I came back, I saw an advertisement next door that there would be a performance at night, and it was free. Yes. The premise of this free is to join the membership of their store. I read above, after joining the membership, there will be discounts on various items including all dishes.”

Bai Yi picked up the hair that fell on his forehead and pinned it behind his ears. Hearing this, he was a little surprised: "What performance?"

Xie Jia stopped touching the cat and sighed, "Sing and dance."

Feng Zhizhi couldn't believe it. Was this malicious competition?

He didn't suspect that Xie Jia was talking nonsense, but he didn't expect that the neighbor would do such a thing: "You can't read the time wrong, can you?"

"It's really tonight, like us, starting at seven and going on until ten," Shejah added.

Everyone present stopped their movements, with surprised and angry expressions.

Anyone who spends their time organizing an event will be offended to find out that a competitor has scheduled the same show as their own.Not to mention that Xiushui Farmhouse is currently slightly behind Qingshan.

"What do they mean?" Feng Zhizhi said angrily, "Copying our idea and using it for free to disgust us?!"

Bai Yi's expression wasn't too good either, but she was still shocked. When she saw Feng, she was out of breath, and she still wanted to comfort her: "Xiao Feng, don't worry, you know it early now, and there's still time to remedy it."

"Remedy, how to remedy it?" Shang Ping snorted coldly, "Then Guan Qiao is really a character, and he doesn't even want face in order to win."

Bai Yi said softly: "At this time, you can't mess up your own situation. Let's work together to find a solution, and it can always be solved."

Xia Yun, who had just come out of the kitchen, heard this, and hurriedly asked, "What happened?"

After hearing the stories of several people, she suddenly became angry: "That's good, they opened earlier than us, their business is better than ours, and now they even have more discounts than us at the party."

At this time, all the anchors of Xiushui store except Qiao Hui were gathered at the scene.

Helper Chen Da and chef Sun He are in the back kitchen.

Everyone complained in a hurry, and their words were full of disdain for Qingshan Nongjiale's behavior.

But talking is useless, Bai Yi knows that the most important thing at this time is to come up with a way to die and survive.

And most importantly, this is a live game, winning the championship is not necessarily the most perfect ending.

Some people may have won the title of champion, as well as rewarded with star points, and become the anchor of the star show in one fell swoop, but if the fans are not strong in the later stage, everyone will soon disappear, because after all, StarCraft is so big, and there are many interesting anchors. .

And some people may not win the championship, but they have a lot of fans during the competition, relying solely on fans to go up, the later development may be much better than the championship, and this kind of people often have a filter of "difficulty". Arouse fans' affection, and then deepen fans' love for them.

Therefore, this time Qingshan Nongjiale did this, as long as Xiushui can hold steady and don’t panic or give up on himself, even if the turnover and traffic flow can’t compete with others tonight, he can still win the favor of the audience and gain a wave of fans.Fans are the most important thing for a streamer.

These thoughts simply rolled through Bai Yi's mind, and she knew what to do now.

So she stood up, clapped her hands, stopped everyone's discussion, and said, "Anyway, we have to hold the bonfire party, and it will be more beautiful than the one next door."

Shang Ping has a good impression of Bai Yi, if Xia Yun said this, he must accuse the other party of talking nonsense, but if Bai Yi said it...

He smiled and nodded, agreeing: "That's right, you can't give up halfway."

Xia Yun looked at Bai Yi, then at Shang Ping, and said in a strange tone, "Oh? Then what should we do?"

"In terms of discounts, we can't change it. After all, the advertisement has already been published." Bai Yi didn't care about Xia Yun's tone of voice, and only encouraged, "So everyone, see if you can find a way from other aspects."

Their store also put up a signboard at the entrance, displaying detailed discounts for the bonfire party.

Xie Jia put away the mobile phone that sent Qiao Hui a text message, and saw that they had finally finished their chat and began to talk about business, so he pricked up his ears to listen.

Feng Zhizhi thought for a while, and suggested: "The singing and dancing show is relatively simple, and it also bumped into the next door, so let's make some fresh shows."

Bai Yi glanced at him approvingly, and said, "Xiao Feng's idea is very good, so do you have any specific program ideas?"

"Hmm..." Feng Zhizhi scratched the back of his head, "Sketches? Cross talk? Magic? Acrobatics?"

Xie Jia listened silently, until he heard the word acrobatics, he suddenly raised his hand and said, "I have an idea!"

Everyone turned to look at him: "What? Let's hear it."

"We can perform sword dancing! I can also do things like flying over eaves and walls." He frowned and smiled, showing his small canine teeth. "If this is not exciting enough, then we can also perform boulder breaking in the chest."

[Upward every day: On how deep is Xie Jia's obsession with breaking the boulder in his chest]

[Cass: =_= Perform this at the bonfire party?Are you sure you won't get blood spattered three feet? 】

Qiao Hui happened to be near the farmhouse when he received Xie Jia's text message, and he was going to come back to raise money to rent a speaker, otherwise his voice would be unbearable just by yelling.

However, as soon as he approached the middle courtyard, he happened to hear those familiar words, paused his steps slightly, and thought to himself, Xie Jia is really a dedicated and good boy, he has been reciting one move until now.

Seeing everyone's silent faces, Xie Jia's smile gradually disappeared. He hesitated for a moment, and then said: "If it's not enough to crush the boulders in my chest... I can still split bricks with my bare hands and throw darts blindfolded... Although it's not a big deal. skills, and not really acrobatics, but that's about as far as I can think of acting."

The arena was still silent.

Qiao Hui took a few steps forward with a suppressed smile, showing his figure in the eyes of others.

He fully affirmed Xie Jia's attitude of actively participating, and said: "This kind of performance must not be found next door. Maybe it is really a strange move."

The others didn't inform Qiao Hui of his return, but they didn't ask him why he came back when they saw him.

Bai Yi took the lead with a smile and said, "The store manager is right."

Xia Yun frowned slightly, looking in disbelief: "Are you two serious?"

Shang Ping actually laughed, and asked back: "How will you know if you don't try it?"

For him now, working against Xia Yun is one of the great joys of staying in Xiushui.

Xie Jia was affirmed, he was not embarrassed, but smiled happily: "Why don't I show it to my friends now?"

"It's okay."

Qiao Hui said to wait a moment, then went to the utility room to find a wooden plank and came out and said to Xie Jia, "You try it. We don't have bricks here, and wooden planks are enough."

Xia Yun stared at the board with disapproving eyes, and persuaded: "Wait, store manager, don't let him go, what if you hurt your hand?"

The wooden board was one centimeter thick by visual inspection, and it was not the brittle wooden board used in martial arts performances, but the leftover material from the decoration, and the wood was very solid.

Qiao Hui deliberately picked out a thin piece. Hearing this, he looked at Xie Jia and asked, "Is it possible to make such a thick one?"

Xie Jia raised his hand and squeezed it, nodded lightly and said, "It's a piece of cake."

Immediately he put the cat down, and said to Qiao Hui, "Uncle Qiao, please take care of my family, Niannian, I'll go split the wood."

Only then did Qiao Hui notice that Xie Jia was holding a cat.

Just now, he was all focused on whether the performance Xie Jia said was feasible, and he didn't realize that there was a small animal in his arms at all. Seeing him now, he couldn't help being surprised: "Are you planning to raise it?"

Xie Jia nodded happily: "Yes, it's called Niannian!"

The corner of Qiao Hui's mouth twitched involuntarily, and he emphasized: "You already have two ducks."

Xie Jia turned the figures of the two white and fat ducks in his mind, and said with a smile: "Then it's Baby Niannian now."

Qiao Hui was silent for a moment, and said, "Next time, don't pick up pets and bring them home."

Xie Jia waved his hand: "They are not pets, they are my close friends! When they grow up, they will work hard and support themselves!"

Qiao Hui didn't want to discuss this issue with this immature adult, so he asked, "How do you plan to hack?"

Xie Jia took the wooden board, walked to the side of the stone pool with ease, pressed one side of the wooden board on the wall of the pool, raised his palm high up like a knife, and then dropped it heavily. With a "pop", half of the wooden board fell off on the ground.

He picked up the wooden board on the ground and showed it to everyone: "If you move your hands like just now, it will be split."

The middle courtyard was as silent as stagnant water, and no one made a sound.

Xie Jia still sighed in his heart, the world's restrictions on him were not as high as Deka's.

Suddenly he remembered the TV series he had watched when he first came to this game plane. The people in it could shred the enemy with bare hands, which meant that the upper limit of power in this world was very high, so it was not surprising that he could have such great strength.

Xie Jia had no idea that it was a product of artistic processing, but Hercules still existed.However, his low limit is simply because he is not on the task plane, but is participating in the competition.

[Ah, ah, do you call this moving your hands? 】

【Xing Xing: Compared with the end of the world, I feel that this is just a small case...】

Qiao Hui wiped his face.

Although he went to get the board, he still had doubts about whether Xie Jia could split him. At this time, seeing someone split the board with ease, he couldn't accept it for a while.

There was an inexplicable silence at the scene for a while.

Xie Jia thought that something was wrong again, so he couldn't help asking: "Why don't you talk?"

"Crack, crack, crack..." Feng Zhizhi recovered and clapped his hands slowly, "Mr. Xie, you are so awesome."

Qiao Hui followed closely and praised: "Not bad, tell me, how many canned spinach are you eating?"

Xie Jia shook his head: "I like meat."

But no one in his family cooks meat well, so he can barely survive by buying cooked food.

Xia Yun couldn't help but took a few steps forward, fixed his eyes on his hands, and asked, "Are you okay?"

Xie Jia put the board aside and showed his unscathed hands, using facts to prove that splitting the board with bare hands is really a piece of cake for him.

Xia Yun took a closer look, there was indeed no injury, and it didn't look like a broken bone, so he asked, "Cough... If that's the case, then what you said about breaking the boulder on the chest and blindfolded throwing darts are all true? "

Hearing this, Xie Jia nodded frankly: "I won't lie casually."

[Tiantian Upward: Let’s popularize science, using a pseudonym when walking in the rivers and lakes is not a lie/dog head]

【Butterfly: Haha, every time Jiajia says this, you all have to flog the corpse on the spot】

【What does the front mean? 】

[Jiji: It means that the anchor will not easily tell strangers his real name, even if no one in that world knows him and does not know his real identity]

【Then what is the meaning of the pseudonym...】

[Gold digger: You don't understand!A pseudonym is the romance of people in the rivers and lakes]

【Butterfly: Hey】

Xia Yun paused for a moment, nodded slightly and said, "Then why don't you perform it again?"

As soon as she said this, Xie Jia really planned to go to the kitchen to get a few knives to pretend to be darts, and perform a blindfolded throwing darts for everyone.If it wasn't difficult to find a hammer and a big rock now, he would also like to have a chest broken big rock on the spot.

Fortunately, he was stopped by Qiao Hui before he took a few steps, and he said: "We believe in you, but these programs are not good to appear at the bonfire party. This bare-handed plank can be used as a gimmick, and of course, throwing darts can also be used Plus. But, what is this dart throwing method?"

Xie Jia: "It's just throwing at a person. All the darts will touch his body but will not hurt him. The difficulty is to blindfold."

Qiao Hui paused, and thought, if this program is really included in the bonfire party, then they might as well report themselves and have their licenses revoked by the Administration for Industry and Commerce.

So he changed his mind and said: "Forget it, just splitting the wood can be added now. Does anyone else have any ideas?"

Xie Jia said again: "I can also dance swords, can I add it? Not only swords, but also knives."

Qiao Hui smiled and said, "Next time I'll arrange it for you. This time it's in a hurry and there's no sword for you to play with. Does anyone else have any ideas?"

Bai Yi, who hadn't spoken since Qiao Hui's arrival, said, "I know a little opera, and I can sing a part."

Xie Jia looked at her in surprise: "Then can you sing "The Peacock Flies Southeast"?"

Bai Yi smiled softly: "A little bit."

Qiao Hui said with a smile: "It seems that next time we hold an event, we will not only borrow the sword, but also the costumes of the opera. This time we can only ask Bai Yiqing to sing a part."

Bai Yi nodded against Xie Jia's surprised expression: "Yes."

With Xie Jia and Bai Yi taking the lead, the rest of them introduced themselves with their strange skills.

Qiao Hui added everything that could be packaged into a program to the bonfire party, and then screened it at the end. After making a complete program list, he immediately went to the printing shop to make flyers.

They paid an expedited fee, and soon got hundreds of leaflets. This time, Feng Zhizhi and Xie Jia went out to distribute them together.

When Xie Jia and Feng Zhizhi had lunch in advance and were about to go out, Xiushui Farmhouse welcomed a large number of guests.

The leader was Niu Ruiyi.

Niu Rui commented on Xie Jia, opened the folded fan smartly in his hand, shook it slightly, and said to him: "Xiao Xie, I did what I said."

Xie Jia took a cursory glance and found that most of them were old people. It seemed that Niu Ruiyi had brought his circle of friends here.

He smiled gratefully: "You are amazing!"

Niu Ruiyi snorted softly and led the big guy in.

While walking, he recommended: "This is the shop where Sun He is the chef I told you. Sun He hasn't come out for many years, and the craftsmanship is still the same as before!"

Xie Jia distributed leaflets outside and did not come back until four o'clock in the afternoon.

At this time, the store finally became a little lively.

He glanced up casually, and saw Niu Ruiyi and the others again.

When they approached and said hello, they heard that there was a performance in the evening, so they discussed that they were free anyway, so they stayed and took a look, and the ticket price was not expensive anyway.

Although they can get tickets for free, they are too lazy to buy those and just buy them.

In addition to Niu Ruiyi who stayed after lunch at noon, there were quite a few people who came to see the excitement after listening to Xie Jia's yelling and reading the leaflets.

However, part of the passenger flow was allocated to the next door Castle Peak.

After all, for most people, it is better to be free.

But such a grand occasion is already the first time for Xiushui Farmhouse.

Xie Jia happily changed into his work clothes, turned into a waiter boy, and shuttled among different guests.

When they entered the live broadcast plane, the system would give them a set of clothes, and they simply used that set of clothes as work clothes.Fortunately, the neighbors didn't do this, otherwise people would think the two families were one family when they came.

Except for the clothes provided by the system, I brought them myself.Even Xie Jia, who is lightly dressed, still has some clothes on hand.

The system gift package is a light gray round neck sweater and black trousers.

I don’t know what material it is made of. It is warm in winter and cool in summer, and it is very resistant to dirt. You don’t need to wash it even after wearing it for several days. It dries easily after washing. It is a must-have item for home travel.

Xie Jia went around all the places where there were people in the farmhouse, and took a look at his big baby and Niannian by the way.

Before he left, he entrusted Niannian to Qiao Hui. Niannian was well taken care of, and he was curled up to rest by the zoo.

Xie Jia picked up a decorative pebble and stuffed it into the center of Nian Nian's two front paws.

Niannian only flicked his ears and ignored him.

Seeing Niannian being forced to "hatch eggs", he couldn't help but took out his phone and took nine consecutive shots before saying goodbye to Maomao reluctantly.

The big babies squatted in the zoo for a rest, Xie Jia took a few glances, did not disturb, and continued to work.

Soon, the bonfire party arrived.

But then they encountered a new problem,

That is, the Qingshan Farmhouse next door has audio equipment and a microphone with a very penetrating sound!

As a result, the performance venue of Xiushui Farmhouse was enveloped by the voice from Qingshan.

Xia Yun stomped his feet angrily: "They really want to play like this?!"

Xiushui organized a small party this time, so she didn't consider using a microphone at all, and only borrowed a loudspeaker to use.

Even Bai Yi, who always had a soft smile on her face, couldn't help but darken her face. She casually comforted Xia Yun, and kept thinking about how to solve this problem.

Feng Zhizhi asked, "What should I do? Manager?"

Qiao Hui was also resting his forehead in thought, should he go to the other party to discuss it?If the other party does this blatantly, will it change after they say a few words?

I don't know why, but Shang Ping felt a little gloating. Fortunately, he is no longer the owner of the farmhouse, otherwise...

After thinking about it, Qiao Hui lightly suggested: "Let's call the police, such a loud noise has obviously disturbed the people!"

Xia Yun was silent for a while, and then supported him: "You're right, if you have any problems, call the police."

Then Qiao Hui asked Bai Yi and Xia Yun to appease the guests first, and he went out to call the police.

Shang Ping's forehead twitched. Will the police really solve this problem?

As it turns out, it will.

The police from the Shanshui Village Police Station came very quickly. After learning the facts, the police called the manager of Qingshan Farmhouse for a conversation and advised him to use an appropriate volume to avoid disturbing other shops and residents.

Guan Qiao didn't know that the other party would do such a thing, no matter what, he should solve it in private first, right?Why did you jump straight to the police?

The Guanqiao team is still thinking about how to talk to the opponent when the opponent comes over to get the most benefit.

Now it's all right, the police will deal with it directly, and they can only promise to turn down the sound.

The police have to face many similar police situations every day, and they dealt with the matter very quickly and skillfully and then left.

Maybe because he didn't want Xiushui Farmhouse to call the police again, Qing Shan didn't raise his voice any more.

Therefore, the Xiushui bonfire party was held smoothly.

Before the party, Qiao Hui showed Xie Jia a few taekwondo performances, asking him to learn how others naturally integrate splitting planks into one program, and told him to perform just like that at night.

So Xie Jia took Feng Zhizhi as a tool for him to lift the plank, then changed into his practice clothes, and went on stage gracefully.

They had no rehearsal at all before, and even Feng didn't know when he should play, because Xie Jia only said that he would give a signal, so he could pay attention.

Feng Zhizhi sat and waited for the signal with one heart.

Unknowingly, he was caught by Xie Jia's performance.

Not only did he never see Xie Jiachuan practicing kung fu, he also didn't see him actually gesticulating moves.

The exercise uniform was pure black, a bit like a taekwondo uniform, but thicker than it.

But wearing it on Xie Jia's body, coupled with his flowing movements, and the sound of the wind when his hands and legs fall, the exercise uniform suddenly seems to have a soul.

What Feng Zhizhi didn't know was that Xie Jia's father gave him this set of practice uniforms, and he kept them with him all the time but didn't wear them very often, for fear of breaking them.

But this time he needed to perform and couldn't live without clothes, so he had to put on the clothes reluctantly.

Finally, after performing the move, Xie Jia waved his hand and motioned for Feng Zhizhi to take the stage with the wooden plank in his arms.

Xie Jia took the wooden board and showed it to the audience, and asked several people to touch it to make sure that it was not a wooden prop made of bubble bath.

Xie Jia asked Feng Zhizhi to lift the wooden board, and told him to hold it steady.

Immediately, he took a few steps back, galloped, jumped and kicked, directly splitting the board from the middle.

Yu Li shocked Feng Zhi back again and again, he felt that his hands were numb, and it was hard to imagine what it would be like if Xie Jia kicked him.

There were cheers one after another from the audience.

Xie Jia bowed slightly, and asked Feng Zhizhi to hold a wooden board.

Feng Zhizhi refused in a low voice with a wooden face: "No, my hands are shaking so badly that I can't hold them."

Xie Jia had no choice but to shrug his shoulders in disappointment, then took the wooden board, raised his knees and broke the wooden board from the middle.

This trick came too fast, and the audience hadn't reacted yet.

After a while, there was continuous applause and cheers.

Xie Jia took Feng Zhizhi and bowed together to express his gratitude, and ended his performance.

After him, there was Qiao Hui's stand-up comedy.

Xie Jia didn't go to see it, he had to light the bonfire with Feng Zhizhi and Chen Da.

Now is the era of rapid technological development. Guests not only watch the show, but also take the initiative to record it with video and upload it to the Internet.

Xia Yun also recorded Xie Jia's performance and uploaded it to Dashan Xiushui.

At this time, Dashan Xiushui has gained tens of thousands of fans, all of them from the two videos of Shanshui Online and Laoren.The second video of Xia Yun's one-day tour of the farmhouse was full of comments asking Xie Jia to post photos, and there were one or two comments that the farmhouse looked good.

Xia Yun's expression was silent, she closed the comment area, thinking, there are no photos of Xie Jia, but there are a bunch of farmhouse music.

Time for fun always flies by.

After seeing off the guests, Qiao Hui and the others were paralyzed from exhaustion.

Cleaning up the shop a few days ago was not as tiring as today.But no matter how tired you are, you have to lift your spirits to clean the shop.After cleaning, there will be a summary meeting.

Qiao Hui looked at the tired look of everyone slumped on the chairs, and finally said: "Well, everyone go back and rest first, we will have a meeting tomorrow morning."

At this moment, Xiao Lu, who hadn't appeared for a long time, actually spoke.

But this voice can only be heard by the anchors.

[No. 5: Ding!Please anchors, get ready, we are going into the interview room! 】

As soon as these words fell, all the anchors felt dizzy, just like the feeling when a plane encounters bumps.

Fortunately the discomfort only lasted ten seconds.

Xie Jia took a closer look, isn't this the place where they were when they came?

So this is called the interview room?

At this time, the participating anchors were all standing, and according to the store, they automatically stood in two groups with clear distinctions.

[No. 5: A week of happy game time has passed, I wonder how you feel about it?The news Xiao 6 brings to you this time is the elimination notice. 】

As soon as Xiao Lu's mechanical voice fell, all the anchors looked at each other with uncertain expressions.

The exhaustion in the body seemed to disappear when they entered the interview room, and everyone had enough energy to think about the so-called elimination notice.

Everyone knew it would be eliminated, but they didn't know it would be so early.

Was eliminated not long after the store opened, so wouldn't it be a waste of work in the early stage?

[No. 5: Now, all anchors, please write a name on the white paper in your hand.Note that you can only write the names of the members in the group! 】

A blank sheet of paper and a pen suddenly appeared in everyone's hands.

Xie Jia held the banknotes and paused, was he writing about himself or someone else?

Writing his own words, he was reluctant to part with the friends he had just met.To write about others...he couldn't do it.

Then there is no hesitation.

Xie Jiali wrote his name neatly.

[No. 5: All anchors have made their choices and are counting...]

The author has something to say: Dabao & Dabei: Please explain, what does Baby Niannian mean, scumbag! ! !

Xie Jia: It is the collective name of Dabao, Dabei, and Niannian...

Dabao: Holy shit!Is there any duck method!

Dabei: Little yellow duck, ground white, two or three years old, no mother... woo woo woo

Niannian: Disdainful, I don't want to be the favorite of the shit-shoveling officer

Xie Jia: Tired, destroy it

Baby every year: qaq!

Two more! ! (I won’t be qwq tomorrow, because I’m going to start reviewing again (the last two subjects), and I can only wait for the summer vacation, sorry orz