I have been a royal these years

01

Seeing the calendar turn to December page by page, my mood graph gradually went downhill.

Celebrities in the entertainment circle celebrate their birthdays just as grandly as common people celebrate their festivals.

Such an analogy is an exaggeration.How can ordinary people have a grand birthday celebration for celebrities?

Celebrations on LED screens in the building, billboards in subway stations and bus stations, and 24-hour hot searches on Weibo.There is no such enthusiasm for the US presidential candidates to fight.

I don't like birthdays.

Because my mother died in childbirth when I was born, so my birthday is the anniversary of my mother's death.On the anniversary of my mother's death, I didn't like to be celebrated with much fanfare.

I am not happy when others celebrate for me, it seems that I have no quality.But on days like this, I can't be happy.

My father and I have such a tacit understanding, so whenever my birthday, we father and son always put incense on my mother in obscurity, and then eat two bowls of longevity noodles and red eggs in obscurity, and no one cares about it afterwards who.

But since I became an entertainer, especially a royal artist, celebrating my birthday has become an annual topic.

Think about it, such a useless artist, there are only so many hot topics throughout the year, how could the company let it go?

But I really don't want to go against the principles I have lived for many years, so I set a standard for myself and for those who want to say birthday wishes to me.

When I was born, it was snowing heavily in the sky.

So if on my birthday, it happens to snow, I celebrate my birthday.It wouldn't be my birthday without snow.

I told the company this way, told many people, and also said it in interviews, variety shows, and Weibo.

No one understands my behavior, and most of them think that I am setting up some strange characters.

The city where I later moved to, the city where the company is located, never snows.So I also logically never celebrate my birthday.

The idol is one foot tall, and the manager is one foot tall.Ever since I made a special comment about celebrating my birthday, every year on my birthday, he will make people buy hot searches: #蓝火洺It’s not my birthday today.

The LEDs in the major squares and the billboards at the stations are covered with my headshot, with the text: Lan Shunming is not a birthday. unhappy birthday.

Later, he came up with a few more topics: Lan Shunming's unstable birthday.Today is Lan Shunming's birthday in Beijing, not Lan Shunming's birthday in Guangzhou, Lan Shunming's birthday in Tianjin, and not Lan Shunming's birthday in Shenzhen...

I am amazed at the broker's operation.

02

Meng Shaoqing plans to hold a dinner party.He invited many entertainers and insiders to this banquet, but this banquet is not public.

It is said that this banquet is to celebrate the perfect ending of the first idol sports meeting and the smooth finalization of the file.The people invited are all artists, staff and investors who have participated in the idol sports meeting.

In a sense, Meng Shaoqing's banquet saved my life.

In order to concentrate on preparing for the dinner party of the big boss behind the scenes, my agent who pretended to be a showy manipulator can finally avoid my birthday this year and save some public resources.

In a blink of an eye, it's my birthday.

On this day, my team members and I have not announced.We just need to think about preparing for the banquet at night, how to meet the boss at the banquet, and grasp the opportunity.In order to make these preparations, the agent asked us to use our free time during the day to look up the information of those investors and senior artists, learn about their hobbies, and reserve more communication knowledge.

I have two unknown teammates who have always obeyed the agent.Presumably they don't need to be reminded by their agents, they have already invested in endless social studies.

But I have never been a motivated person.I woke up at eight o'clock in the morning, took out the clothes I was going to wear at night and hung them up, and I had nothing to do for the rest of the time.

Zhu Chang called and asked me if I wanted to drink.

I said: "Drinking in the morning, what's wrong with you?"

He laughed a few times: "well, I just want to meet you."

I glanced at my watch: "OK, ten more hours."

Jiatai called me and asked: "It's still early, let's go to the gym together?"

I said, "The gym doesn't open until ten."

Gatime was silent for a while and said, "Then I have two movie tickets."

"what movie?"

"I don't know. Let me see which movie is on sale at this time."

"..."

Zhu Wu called me and asked, "Brother Shun Ming, can I have class today?"

"Have you finished writing yesterday's composition?"

"I didn't write it, I want to be scolded by you."

I:"………………"

I declined the meeting requests of my three teammates.

To be honest, I don't really want to see my teammates during the off time.When I see my teammates, I think of work.During the rest time, it is a painful thing to think of work.

03

I am going to go out to buy breakfast and enjoy the long-lost morning fireworks on the street.

I miscalculated.Wearing a mask when going out, let alone smoke, I can't even smell the air.

Barely feeling the atmosphere of the street through the eyes, I came to the door of the breakfast shop I had missed for a long time, and asked the boss for a cup of sugar-free soy milk and a corn omelette as usual.I found a corner where passers-by didn't pay attention, and I enjoyed this simple and delicious breakfast.

Gradually, my eating slowed down.My eyes were attracted by a cake shop that had just opened.

In the cake shop, the figure of the busy waiter made me feel familiar.After a while, I found that this familiar shadow was chasing in vain.

Bai Zhui, who used to make a living by taking out food, now works as a waiter in a cake shop.How is this going?

I clearly remember that I sent his music works to that gold medal musician, and that teacher also accepted the files I sent.

So, why is Bai Zhui still here?

Could it be that the music producer doesn't like Bai Chay's music?

I feel incredible, incredible.

There must be something wrong with this.

I want to ask the music producer what's going on, but I dare not bother the boss anymore.After much deliberation, I decided to ask Bai Zhui in person.

I deliberately lingered around until twelve o'clock at noon, pinpointing the time when the cake shop staff should take a lunch break, and wandered to the door of the cake shop.

Bai Zhui dressed as a brown bear and stood at the door to hand out leaflets.He was just taking off his headgear and getting ready to rest when I swung over.

Although I wrapped myself tightly, when his eyes swept over me, he recognized my identity in almost a second.

His slightly tired eyes immediately revived, and he shouted half-surprised and half-joyed: "Teacher Lan?"

I lowered my head and coughed: "I happened to be passing by. What a coincidence?"

Bai Zhui smiled: "Wait for me for a while, I'll be off work soon." He turned and walked into the cake shop, quickly took off the doll clothes on his body as he walked, and shouted into the shop, "Boss manager, I'm going to take a leave this afternoon. .I have something to do, go out with friends."