I have been a royal these years

01.

I was so scared that I quickly slipped away.

While he wasn't paying attention, he rushed out the door and slipped away.

I'm not afraid, it's just that in the situation just now, I can't slip away.

I think that because Zhu Chang is a straight man, I think it is okay for straight men to joke like this.But this also proves that his thinking has entered two misunderstandings.The first misunderstanding is that he thinks that I am also a straight man, and the second misunderstanding is that he thinks that men can really joke like this.

If I just saved my face, straightened my back and said "you do it".If he really did it for me, it would be embarrassing, and no one knows what method he will use to do it.If he doesn't do it, I will be the only one who is embarrassed.

So I slipped away, without a word.

Cherish the oxygen in the air and reduce the suffocation of life.

I don't haggle over straight guys with straight brain circuits.

02.

This show takes a long time to record, and for a period of time in the middle, Zhu Chang and I don't need to participate in the recording, so we have to rush to other cities to participate in the group's endorsement activities.

Zhu Chang and I flew overnight to the city where the group activities were held, wearing caps and masks, and walking fast after getting off the plane.One of the essential skills of idols is to move as quickly as possible to the nanny car outside the airport before the fans gather after getting off the plane.

Although I have practiced this skill for many years, the legs are long enough.But I still want to say at this time: Zhu Chang, you wait for me.

The fans squatting at the airport to pick up the plane saw us and immediately swarmed up like a swarm.

They shouted: "Zhu Chang, Zhu Chang, Zhu Chang!"

Listening carefully, the regular shouts contained a trace of a different voice.

Those different voices shouted: "Zhu Chang, good baby, Zhu Chang, good baby!"

There are some different voices: "Husband Zhu Chang! Husband Zhu Chang! Husband Zhu Chang!"

Among the "Zhu Chang" that came and went one after another, there was hardly a "Lan Shuan Ming" heard.

Look, at this time, I can find that my professional fans are still not dedicated enough.I can pass Weibo control comments, but I can't pass the on-site pick-up.

This year's No.1 most popular superstar was killed by the embarrassing atmosphere at the airport pick-up scene.

03.

I am very happy to be able to return to group activities.Although, I have a very obvious and abrupt "5+1" sense of "+1" in the combination, but at least I am very free.

I wish Chang could get together with his good brother, the fake prince, and finally no longer need to treat me as a substitute friend.It was a happy event for him, and a happy event for me.Only farmers can have a strong sense of empathy, and Zhu Chang must be very unhappy with me, a big landlord.

The happiness he showed in those few days must be fake, it must be fake, it must be fake.

After the two of us got into the car with our agent, we hurried to the studio.Heard that one of the ad groups was waiting for both of us.The assistant over there persuaded the staff in the advertising team: "Sorry, sorry, the plane is delayed, it's really not that they were late on purpose."

The staff were still unhappy, and a single delay couldn't take away the anger they'd built up over wasted time.

The assistant changed his mind and said, "Lan Shunming is among the people who came."

The staff let out an "oh" and instantly felt relieved: "It's the royal family, it's fine."

People's tolerance for hate beans is indeed higher than that of ordinary idols.

04.

We rushed to the shooting scene, and the other four teammates were about to put on their makeup.

A group of makeup artists didn't even have time to say hello, so they came up and dragged us to make up.

It was very simple for them to make up Zhu Chang. Two makeup artists just smeared on the face, and it was done after a few strokes.And Ben Huang was surrounded by five or six makeup artists, whether the foundation sticks well, whether the facial features are three-dimensional, whether the makeup and hair are good or not, all of these are meticulously done, and they check them no less than three times.

The class gap is high and low.

After Zhu Chang finished putting on her makeup, she walked straight to Jiatai.The two bumped their fists in brotherly fashion.

Thinking of the reunion of the two brothers, and that Zhu Chang would stop drinking with me, I couldn't help but feel happy for them, and also for myself.The crown prince finally felt at ease again, and didn't have to be teased by ordinary people who were so bored that they wanted to revolt.

After I put on my makeup, I obediently stood aside and listened to the director telling us how to shoot this commercial.I saw a plate of candies for filming on the table, and thought that no one would notice if I ate one anyway, so I grabbed a candy and ate it.

After eating one toffee and the director hadn't finished the script, I thought to myself, let's eat another one.

Listen to the description of the script, in this commercial, teammates need to interact.

The director is a fan of Zhu Chang, so he first asked Zhu Chang kindly: "Which teammate do you want to interact with?"

I have no idea in my heart, Zhu Chang has always liked to hang out with his good brother Jiatai, everyone knows that he will definitely choose to interact with Jiatai.

So, I calmly peeled off another candy and ate it.

Zhu Chang glanced at the five teammates, then stared at me who was chewing candy, and pointed: "Let's He Shun Ming."

The name "Lan Shuanming" has never had a hit rate in the mouths of all my teammates.Today, I was ordered by Zhu Chang.

I was dumbfounded.

The director was also dumbfounded.

Gatai was also dumbfounded.After being dumbfounded, his eyelids twitched.

The air suddenly became extremely quiet. At this moment, only the sharp voice of the camera assistant was heard: "Lan Shuanming, the props are not edible!!"