I have been a royal these years

01.

At the end of the year, Zhu Chang and I flew to the city where the program is located to rehearse.

Tell him at least that you have known each other for two years, and they all say that boys get acquainted quickly and can become friends in a day.Then between me and him, there should be at least one who is not a boy.

We took two flights by plane, and went to the hotel separately after arriving at the place.

We stayed in the same hotel, and when we came to the hotel room, no one took the initiative to contact anyone.I don't know which room he's in, and presumably he doesn't know which room I'm in either.Do not take the initiative to greet each other.

The assistant went out to buy things, and the agent went to meet with the program crew.We have a day off and rehearsals start tomorrow.

Although it is said that this day is for me to rest, I can't really use it for rest.If nothing is prepared one day in advance, many people will be troubled during the rehearsal.

Being a royal is already enough to hold back my colleagues, but I still need to add as little trouble as possible.This personal accomplishment of the royal family is still necessary.

I went to draw the curtains and looked around, but there was no one.

I checked the rehearsal process on my mobile phone and confirmed the song that Zhu Chang and I were going to sing.I turned on the accompaniment of that song and practiced.

This song is really too difficult, the key is very high, it is too unfriendly for a bass player like me.

So hard, so hard, so hard.I sang to the breaking point.After coughing twice, I sang this passage again.

So hard, so hard, so hard.

Who wrote the rap?When you read the mouth, when you read your tongue is tied, and when you read your lips are numb.

The chorus is not ordinary tormenting, and the sound is more twisted than the Bayanbulak racing track, which is quite in line with Zhu Chang's forceful style.

My teammates, when writing songs and choreographing, should always be thinking about how to kill me.

Fortunately, when I practiced, no one saw it, otherwise it would definitely be considered the only bug in the entertainment industry.

In fact, who says I'm not?

02.

I willfully practice this song.Broken sound, out of tune, mouthful.I didn't meet all the standards that idols should meet in singing a song.Compared with me who usually scored 58 points in singing in KTV, my level is stable.

After practicing for about half an hour, I heard loud music suddenly playing in the next room

I calmed down and listened for a while to make sure that the music was coming from the next door.

It's still a first-class hotel. What kind of sound insulation is this?

No, is this a first-class hotel?

Instantly understood.That pickpocket from the chairman arranged for us two top stars to stay in a second-class hotel where cats and dogs don't come to stay.Thinking about those [-]th-line stars who are not as famous as the two of us, going out in either a caravan or a large detached villa, I feel unspeakable envy in my heart.

I sighed and quietly listened to the music played by the amplified speaker next door.

Fortunately, the neighbor next door doesn't know me, otherwise, if he heard me sing such an ugly song just now, to me, it would be no different from social death.

After listening to these unpopular reggae music for about a few minutes, my mood became very unusual.

The taste of the next door, the aggressive style of the next door, makes me feel that he is another Zhu Chang in the world.

... Another Zhu Chang in the world?

...Zhu Chang?

03.

I froze.

A WeChat message came to the phone, from Zhu Chang: Come over and check tomorrow's process.

With a hope of surviving a sliver of dignity, I asked: Where?

Zhu Chang: Next door to you.

……

I also count, a kind of social death.