I have been a royal these years

01.

Lan blinked.Abbreviated LSM.

I opened Weibo and typed in my initials "LSM".

The first Weibo with the most comments has only one picture, with the sentence "Do you understand?"?

The content of the picture is to enter LSM in the search bar of a certain degree, and the smart search box below, the first name that appears is Lan Shunming, and the second name is Li Shimin.

Let me go back and read the blogger's phrase "Do you understand?"Suddenly realized, and immediately commented on the trumpet, "Thank you, I died laughing."

02.

If I tell an ordinary person, I am actually a royal family.

Ordinary people will not only frown in doubt, but also think that I am a psychopath who has been poisoned by time-traveling novels.

But if I tell a star chaser, I am royalty.Then that person's polite smile will suddenly froze slightly, and his fists will be tightened physiologically.After reacting, the keyboard deeply planted in my stomach quickly typed out a thousand-word composition that passionately insulted me.

I was lucky not to kill me.

What is the royal family?

royal.Literally, a member of the emperor's family.

Deep meaning——

Naturally, it is an idol who has almost all the shots, all the parts, and all the personal resources in one group.

I have five teammates.There are six people in our group.The difference is... Forget it, it doesn't matter.Because this group is essentially only me, and the other five people are just my green leaves, book boys who accompany the prince to study, and regular dancers.

Every time I go on stage, when other teammates wear white, I am the only one in red.Every time I go to a variety show, when the image of other teammates is so ruined that the fans don't recognize it, I am the only one who is still 360 degrees handsome in a mess.This was the deliberate act of the organizer, the deliberate arrangement of the program group, and the skill of the editor.

why?

Of course, it is to step on my teammates to praise me, let them set off my handsomeness, my tallness, and my uniqueness.

Because I am the emperor, the emperor of the regiment, the only emperor.

03.

Most people think that being royalty is good.

Actually...it's really good.

But it's not that good either, being royalty comes at a price.There is no good thing in the world to sit back and enjoy, unless the good thing you enjoy is actually not very beautiful.

Although I stole the limelight in various activities, I had the most seconds in the MV. The stage was full of my parts, and 70.00% of the shots were given to me.

However, I don't have any real fans on the Internet other than black fans.

And my teammates... oh no, my sedan chair boys all have diehard fans with extraordinary fighting power and top krypton gold power.

Our company believes that I, the "most popular" member of the team, has no fans online, which seems too embarrassing.At the beginning, I found one or two professional fan teams to give me grass (plant) data and grass (plant) heat every day.

The company thought that, over time, netizens would be successfully brainwashed by these professional fans and become my fans.

Who knows, over time, my company has set up another office building for Lan Shunming professional fans, expanding my professional fan team.

The author says:

1. Be optimistic about the copywriting and read it to me, No.1 is called the main attack, the main attack, the main attack.Lan Shunming is attacking.

2. Emphasize that there is no prototype a hundred times, the author has not penetrated every circle, so you are welcome to remind me if you accidentally stumble, but do not accept insinuations that there is a prototype.Because there are no prototypes, no prototypes, no prototypes.