The years when I was forced to be the king of salted fish

Fugang·Shuizhu·Tiehanhan·Yiyong suffered an unprecedented critical attack, how could he become the "father" of the second son of the lord's family!

The man's neck was stiff and he turned his head to look at Itachi who gave the soul crit. Instead, Itachi changed his indifferent expression and turned around and covered Tomioka Yoshiyuki's face with his fleshy body.

You must know that Itachi back then was a master of disguise, a standard actor.

Sure enough, after Itachi's series of actions, Kanroji Mitsuri thought he was shy, so she became more convinced of his "identity". This extremely beautiful girl with pink hair gently poked Itachi's cheek with her finger.

After Itachi's chubby cheeks came into contact with Kanroji Mitsuri's fingers, there was a strange resonance between the two. Itachi's chubby cheeks shook twice, making Kanroji Mitsuri couldn't help laughing sound.

The girl's voice was soft and sticky, like glutinous rice dumplings, "Mr. Tomioka's son is really cute, and your wife must be a very beautiful woman."

Kanroji Mitsuri's praise was not stingy, Yoshiyuki Tomioka, who was hit hard again, used his slightly dilated pupils to express his shock to Itachi and his hope that he would solve this matter quickly.

It's a pity that Itachi didn't seem to see it, turned his face away like I was young and didn't understand anything, and pretended to be shy.

This time Tomioka Yoshiyuki would not be able to clean up even if he jumped into the Sea of ​​Japan.

In Yoshiyuki Tomioka's crashed brain, there is only a shrunken Yoshiyuki Tomioka sitting there and committing seppuku.

No, no, Tomioka Yoshiyuki shook his head vigorously, he was the swordsman next to the lord, how could he commit seppuku because of this little thing.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka glanced at Itachi again, and he found sadly that he had once again lost the ability to read the thoughts of children.

Just when Ganroji Mitsuri started cheering cutely, Tomioka Yoshiyuki's dry voice came from behind Itachi, who started from the dead machine, "He...is not my...son, but the son of Lord Master and Tian Yin. ... young son."

Yoshiyuki Tomioka expressed that there is a lesson to be learned from the world, he really has no intention of robbing his son with the lord!

"what……"

Obviously, Ganluji Mitsuri was also frightened, she never thought that the chubby child in front of her was the child of the lord.

Ganluji Miri knew that she had been rude just now, and she even took the lord's child as a water column, and even poked Tuanzi in the face? !

"I'm so sorry, I... I thought..."

Amroji Mitsuri's cheeks were red and she apologized, she covered her face and dared not look at Yoshiyuki Tomioka and Itachi.

She actually did such a shameful thing by relying on subjective assumptions...

"It's okay." Yoshiyuki Tomioka breathed a sigh of relief, and his tone softened a bit.

As long as the explanation is clear, everything will be fine, and what's more, the culprit seems to be the Itachi who confused his face.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka didn't move. His face was covered by Itachi's flesh, so he said in a muffled voice, "Are you taking revenge for what I just said about you being overweight?"

Yoshiyuki Tomioka finally got smart once. As for the Itachi whose secret was exposed, it seemed that he couldn't understand the man's words. He was finally willing to send Yoshiyuki Tomioka away, and then he yawned and found a comfortable position in the man's arms .

Lianzhu Ganluji Mitsuri next to her looked at Itachi and Tomioka Yoshiyuki's "interaction" with envy in her expression, "Mr. Tomioka and... Maruko-kun must be very good friends!"

Yoshiyuki Tomioka/Itachi:...

Most afraid of the sudden silence of time, Ganlusi Mili blinked her eyes and twisted the corner of her clothes with her fingers, wondering if she said something wrong.

The scent of wisteria flowers was blowing with the wind at this time, and the alluring fragrance made Kanroji Mitsuri couldn't help raising her head, her face was flushed from shyness, the girl looked at Tomioka Yoshiyuki direction.

If this scene was seen by others, they would think it was a romantic confession.

Itachi, leaning against Tomioka Yoshiyuki's arms, felt a trace of murderous intent, as if they were being targeted by some kind of cold-blooded animal.

Itachi is not worried, this is the ghost killing team, if it is murderous, it is probably a personal enmity, and it is very likely to have something to do with their Tiehanhan Tomioka Yoshiyuki.

Itachi looked at the sky secretly, so where did Yoshiyuki Tomioka get his confidence, thinking that he was holding a heart-throb system.

Here Itachi's thoughts went astray, while Tomioka Yoshiyuki seemed to have suddenly discovered something, he ignored Ganluji Mitsuri and walked quickly to the direction of the position.

Tomioka Yoshiyuki took money out of his pocket, bought a big marshmallow on the side of the road and stuffed it into Itachi's arms.

He thought that marshmallows could relieve the embarrassment between him and Itachi, and Tomioka Yoshiyuki also looked at the confused Itachi with an expression that I understand very well and you will definitely like it.

Relying on his strong willpower, Itachi resisted the urge to paste cotton candy in Tomioka's face. He would never care about anything with Tiehanhan, otherwise some people would not be able to tell who is the fool.

How to solve the status quo?Itachi decided to escape, he yawned and patted Yoshiyuki Tomioka and said, "I'm sleepy."

Yoshiyuki Tomioka frowned slightly, "Sleep too much and it's easy to gain weight."

If it wasn't for the news from the crow, maybe Itachi would have sent Yoshiyuki Tomioka to see the red moon.

Yuya brings an order from Yoya Ubuyashiki, who needs the companionship of Mitsuri Kanroji and Giyu Tomioka to complete a mission.

Not far from them, an evil ghost invasion occurred, causing heavy casualties. Because the number and level of ghosts cannot be estimated, Yuya Ubuyashiki decided that it would be most appropriate for Zhu to go.

The expressions of Ganluji, who was still shy just now, and Giyu Tomioka, who looked silly, changed in an instant, and they answered yes very seriously.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka put Itachi on the ground, and the Ghost Slayer Squad puts the task first, and he must set off immediately after receiving the task without any delay.

Tomioka Yoshiyuki knelt down and looked at Itachi, he raised his finger and pointed to a certain landmark building behind him, which was the mansion where the Lord Lord lived.

"I'm very sorry Itachi-kun, because the mission can't send you back, the mansion is in that direction."

Itachi held the marshmallow and looked at Tomioka Yoshiyuki brightly. He knew where his home was, but he didn't expect to walk back on his feet again.

However, Itachi understands the importance of the mission very well. When he was deep in Konoha Anbe, he put down everything and set out to carry out the mission as soon as he received the mission, which also caused Sasuke to complain to him a lot.

Hearing the man introduce Itachi's "home" route seriously in his own way, Itachi nodded earnestly while holding the cotton candy.

He looked at Yoshiyuki Tomioka who was extremely serious with a blank face, thinking in his heart that the man is indeed a dead chatter, and he doesn't have the basic vision to see that he is a standard steel straightforward.

However, his seriousness and determination in dealing with the task made Itachi see his own shadow.

He admits this earnestness.

In view of the possibility of danger in every Zhu mission, Itachi made a decision.

He changed to holding the marshmallow with one hand, then raised his icing-smeared right hand, and tapped Yoshiyuki Tomioka's forehead with his index and middle fingers.

"Prosperous martial arts, swordsman."

This is Itachi's signature move when he was still surnamed Uchiha.

Then, under Tomioka Yoshiyuki's bewildered expression, Itachi walked back contentedly at the pace of a penguin.

Itachi would never explain the meaning of his actions to Tie Hanhan, and by the way, Itachi would not tell Yoshiyuki Tomioka that a wisteria flower stuck to the center of his forehead just after a gust of wind passed.

Itachi, who finally won the battle of wits and courage: Satisfied.

……

Because the headquarters of the Demon Slayer Squad is very safe, even Itachi walking on the street alone will not be in danger.

It was the first time for the dangling Itachi to carefully observe the headquarters of the Ghost Slayer Squad. He walked very slowly, as if he wanted to see everything about the Ghost Slayer Squad.

When the unfamiliar footsteps caught up with him, Itachi didn't look back, he didn't feel any danger, so he speculated that the people around him should be swordsmen from the Demon Slayer Squad.

Sure enough, when Itachi accidentally drifted over to the man, he recognized him as the snake pillar that Miyashiki Amane had introduced - Iguro Kohanai.

More importantly, the aura on his body overlapped with the vague killing intent just now.

Itachi's heart was calm, as expected, everything was within her expectations.

Since Iguro-Hanai is not a very talkative person, Iguro-Hanai, who consciously took on the task of sending the cub home, followed Itachi step by step.

The two arrived at the gate of the Ubayashiki family's mansion in silence. Iguro Hanai, who didn't know Itachi and only regarded Itachi as Tomioka Yoshiyuki's "son", finally showed a surprised expression.

"Aren't you a dumpling from Tomioka Yoshiyuki's family, you are a meatball from the Lord's family?!"

Itachi Wuguan, who was called Maruko Duanzi, looked confused, but his actual expression revealed the infinite joy of Snake Zhu. He stepped forward and knocked on the door of his house.

Soon footsteps came from the other side of the gate, and a girl with white hair a head taller than Itachi opened the gate from the inside. The girl saw that it was Itachi who came back, and finally a slight smile appeared on her expressionless face.

"Itachi, welcome home."

Iguro-chan doesn't know Itachi, but she knows the girl who came to open the door. She is the older daughter of the main character and Amane-sama, and is also an assistant who assists the Ghost Slayer Squad to complete some necessary tasks.

"Sister Chiyi."

Except for Itachi, the children of the Ubuyashiki family are surprisingly similar in appearance. Iguro-chan was shocked that Maruko in front of him could recognize their identities, and then thought that the surname of Maruko in front of him also seemed to be Ubuyashiki.

Iguro Hina unconsciously tugged at the bandage on her face, the boy in a men's kimono in front of her was so deceptive!

"Thank you very much, Snake Zhu, for escorting Itachi back, and I'm sorry for delaying your time."

Although the daughters of the Ubuyashiki family are expressionless, they have helped deal with various matters of the Demon Slayer Team for a long time, and they know how to greet Zhu and the swordsman better, which is quite different from the usual "lazy" Itachi.

"ball……"

Iguro-Hanai didn't know Itachi's full name, so she subconsciously called Maruko.

Ubuyashiki Hina smiled, "Master Snake Zhuru, the younger brother's name is Ubuyashiki Itachi, and he is the youngest child in the family."

Ubuyashiki Hina took out a white handkerchief from her bosom, she took Itachi's hand very naturally, and wiped off the icing on Itachi's fingers one by one.

Iguro Bane looked at Itachi and muttered his name, he thought of Itachi's unsteady walking posture just now, thinking about the name...

"Actually, meatballs are more suitable."

Ubuyashiki Maruko, what a cute name.

Itachi heard Iguro Kohanai's murmurs, and in a trance he smelled the sweet smell of sakura mochi, which overlapped with the smell of the shy Kanroji Mitsuri who had just met once.

Itachi, who was once an adult, showed a sudden realization expression, he finally understood why Tie Hanhan was hated by others!

original……

However, Itachi thought of the sentence of Kanroji Mitsuri, and Iguro Kohanai's meatball dumpling, and always felt that Iguro Kohanai with the cherry pancakes on her body and the silly, sweet-looking Kanroji Mitsuri, the two were the same really...

"It's not a family, don't enter a family!!!" Wanzi Tuanzi Itachi thought "viciously".