The years when I was forced to be the king of salted fish

Osamu Dazai had a nightmare. In the nightmare, he kept running away. The whole of Yokohama became the territory of cannibal monsters. Everyone he was familiar with became either a victim or a perpetrator.

Osamu Dazai tried different methods, but he couldn't get out of this strange hallucination.

In the end, there was no way, he chose to commit suicide, and then returned to the environment from which there was no way to escape.

After many times of reincarnation, Osamu Dazai even figured out the main line of the illusion. There are monsters eating people and some people who resist monsters. In short, Osamu Dazai regarded the illusion as a kind of real-life game. become enjoyable.

The person who woke up Osamu Dazai was Itachi, this is his illusion, and of course only he can unlock it.

After unlocking the illusion, the exhausted Osamu Dazai felt that the spiritual powers were indeed the most annoying type. After the mind was controlled, even he became a puppet in Itachi's hands.

"Itachi-kun is really too vengeful!"

Osamu Dazai looked around, decided to ignore the people from the detective agency gathered around him, and started a conversation with Itachi unilaterally instead.He thinks that all this happened to him because Itachi was "revenge" for pushing him out to work.

Itachi, who was eating the lollipop, didn't speak, and from Dazai Osamu's expression, he knew that the man didn't really understand where he was angry at all.

"Let go of my teddy bear."

Itachi is no longer angry about being forced to go out to work, what he really wants to prank Dazai is that he forcibly occupied his teddy bear, and at the same time fulfilled his original plan, and wanted to bribe his psychic beast.

The day that made him salty fish hadn't started yet, it seemed to be over.

Osamu Dazai held his forehead with one hand, and the child's thoughts made him feel that it was too difficult to guess, but...

Osamu Dazai stretched his waist and stood up from the carpet. He reached out and stroked Itachi's soft hair, "But thank you Itachi-kun for giving me a very interesting 'dream'."

Osamu Dazai said that after he got used to it, he thought this dungeon dream was really interesting and full of challenges.

Itachi patted Osamu Dazai's hand, and held up the video just shot in his hand. In the video, Osamu Dazai ran on the spot.

"Even if Dazai likes it very much, I have collected interesting material."

Osamu Dazai reached out and wanted to snatch the phone by surprise, but who knew that when Itachi raised his hand, the phone disappeared out of thin air.

"And I'm not the only one taking pictures."

Itachi gave Dazai Osamu the last crit, this time the PK of the two of them won or lost.

Itachi jumped off the desk nimbly, he still had the last work to do today, now it's time to report to Fukuzawa Yukichi about Kunikida Doppo's situation.

As for Dazai Osamu who stood there and fell into deep thought, Xiao Jiujiu began to calculate in his heart.

Mr. Weasel shot my dark history = the little dwarf will see it = he will laugh at him in the next quarrel = he has something to keep in the hands of the little dwarf = unhappy.

So a second later, Osamu Dazai decided to sneak into Itachi's room tonight and delete the video about him.

Osamu Dazai with sparkling eyes clenched his fist: Just do it.

Edogawa ranpo looked at Osamu Dazai who was in high spirits, and Itachi who left leisurely and blinked. He stroked his chin and said that itachi was going to see Fukuzawa Yukichi. It seemed that he had discovered something.

"But the president can definitely handle it."

……

Fukuzawa Yukichi, the president of the Armed Detective Agency, was a very famous swordsman before. His ability is not an attack type, but more inclined to assist. As long as he is a member of the Armed Detective Agency accepted by Fukuzawa Yukichi, he will Possesses the ability to control his own abilities.

The man was counted as Mori Ogai's ally and friend a long time ago. Together with Natsume Soseki, they completed the three-hour concept. This time Itachi will run away from the port mafia and come to the Armed Detective Agency for two reasons. Secret communication of the old fox.

Itachi knocked on Fukuzawa Yukichi's door, a man with a serious expression who actually carried small dried fish with him and liked to feed cats, was sitting on the sofa drinking tea.

He wasn't too surprised when he found it was Itachi, he just nodded and greeted Itachi, "Itachi-kun."

"Mr. Fukuzawa Yukichi, I have something I want to talk to you about."

Itachi closed the door gently, and told the girl who usually served as Fukuzawa Yukichi's secretary to go downstairs to Tanizaki Naomi and the others, and he had something to talk to Fukuzawa Yukichi alone.

Fukuzawa Yukichi put down the teacup in his hand. He is a smart person, and he can probably guess what Itachi, who was praised by Mori Ogai, wanted to talk about.

Fukuzawa Yukichi stretched out his hand and asked Itachi to sit down opposite him. A man who had never treated Itachi as a child personally bought a cup of tea for Itachi.

"Itachi-kun, please tell me something."

Itachi also doesn't intend to go around in circles with Fukuzawa Yukichi, it's too troublesome to go around in circles, and he won't get the answer he wants within a few hours after going around in circles.

So a straight shot is the best way.

"Mr. Yukichi Fukuzawa met with the captain of the Hound."

This is a declarative sentence, which surprised Itachi the most in the news brought by the psychic crow this morning. He did not expect that Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was not in the detective agency during this time, would take the initiative to meet the hound.

Obviously there is an unknown relationship between them,

Fukuzawa Yukichi had heard Mori Ogai say before, don't underestimate Itachi's intelligence network, the best way to deal with him is to tell the truth.

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded with his arms crossed, "Yes, we are old friends from the same place."

Itachi didn't speak, but just looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi quietly. Fukuzawa Yukichi, who understood Itachi's meaning, continued to talk about why he would go with his old friend and the captain of the hound as soon as the hound arrived. A meeting was held.

"It's about Ango Sakaguchi and the entire Supernatural Secret Service. I have always believed that Ango Sakaguchi and others are innocent, but there is no corresponding evidence."

From the side of Fukuzawa Yukichi's words, it is also confirmed that the hound arrived, in order to take over from the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

Itachi became even more skeptical as to why they would send someone to monitor him.

So Itachi hit another straight ball.

"The hounds or the military are watching me."

Itachi is very curious about this matter. Even after he became the heir of the port mafia, he lived a life that was almost the same as that of the port mafia. Even in the past, he had never been involved in the port mafia. inside the business.

Itachi couldn't figure out why they were staring at him.

Fukuzawa Yukichi also expressed doubts about this, "My old friend just inexplicably mentioned it suddenly, let us beware of Itachi-kun."

Such a warning sounded redundant, but it made Fukuzawa Yukichi feel that it should indicate something.

Itachi snorted, "What's Mr. Fukuzawa Yukichi's opinion?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at Itachi from top to bottom. He believed in his own feelings. The heir he saw Mori Ogai trained by himself was not a child immersed in darkness at all. He was lazy but able to arrange everything. Well organized; he doesn't like to talk, but goes out of his way to help.

No one stipulated that the port mafia must be bad guys, so even if his old friend warned him so, Fukuzawa Yukichi decided to trust Itachi from head to toe.

"I naturally believe in Itachi-kun. We should judge others with our own hearts, not by rumors or eyes."

Itachi laughed when he heard this, he finally understood why Mori Ogai still regarded him as a trustworthy friend even after he fell out with Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Because there is absolutely no one with more integrity than Fukuzawa Yukichi in the world.

Itachi knew something about Fukuzawa Yukichi, he wasn't completely clean, but he was definitely a rare good person.

Such a person has the most upright three views, and is willing to give everything for his companions.

"So, thank you for your trust."

There is no need to say anything superfluous, trust has already been fully expressed in the body.

The next thing Itachi wants to say is about what Fukuzawa Yukichi asked him to do, and about Shin and the next president Kunikida Doppo.

"Kunikida-kun, you have many advantages, but your shortcomings are outstanding, so it's a bad review."

……

Upstairs, Itachi was spying on a man in Fukuzawa Yukichi's office. Downstairs, everyone began to discuss secretly. What kind of secret is the next president Itachi and Fukuzawa Yukichi discussing, and the entire floor was emptied? people.

Participating in the discussion, Naomi Tanizaki looked at Osamu Dazai anxiously, and Osamu Dazai smiled brilliantly. He reached out his hand and made a deal with Naomi Tanizaki, "If Naomi is willing to exchange the video on the phone, I would like to tell you Itachi-kun and the others. What are you discussing?"

The once-in-a-lifetime funny video of Osamu Dazai, and a news that will definitely be heard in the future, Naomi Tanizaki silently chose to hold the phone in her arms tightly.

"Mr. Dazai doesn't need to tempt me. I won't exchange, and even if it is exchanged, everyone still has stock in their hands. Mr. Dazai, give up struggling!"

After Tanizaki Naomi finished speaking, she made a grimace at Dazai Osamu who deliberately betrayed her color, and then ran behind Tanizaki Junichiro and hid while Dazai Osamu was reflecting on why his beauty scheme failed.

"What are you talking about?"

After the talk, Fukuzawa Yukichi came downstairs with Itachi. He looked at the noisy room with a serious expression, and asked everyone what topic they were talking about.

Everyone immediately returned to their usual serious appearance, and neatly greeted Fukuzawa Yukichi who hadn't seen him for a long time.

Edogawa, who slumped on the chair over there, raised his hands in disorder, and actively answered Fukuzawa Yukichi's question, "They are discussing what you and Itachi-kun are having a secret conversation about!"

The girls over there frantically waved their hands to stop Edogawa Ranpo, but after finally finding that there was no way to stop it, Tanizaki Naomi and the others immediately apologized cautiously.

Fukuzawa Yukichi is not a president who doesn't know how to be considerate of members, and gossip is a natural thing, and he understands it.

So the man's expression remained unchanged and he answered the girls' gossip.

"It's about the planning of the detective agency in the future, and there are some private matters."

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked around, and after confirming that Itachi and the Port Mafia's plan had begun, he announced the next mission to everyone.

"Atsushi Nakajima has sneaked into the group. Next, we will stop all work. We must show that we attach importance to this matter. At the same time, pay close attention to the Q of the port mafia. According to the news obtained by Itachi-kun, the group wants to use the spiritual system The superhuman Q came to mess up the whole of Yokohama, to distract us."

Fukuzawa Yukichi raised his voice, "There are not only groups that have been eyeing us all the time, we must be careful in every step we take next."

"Yes--"

During Fukuzawa Yukichi's investigation, different organizations flooded into Yokohama, the Group, the Rats of the Dead House, and the Hound, and no one could have predicted what would happen in the future.

But Fukuzawa Yukichi believes in the detective agency, and he is also willing to believe in Mori Ogai, who established the three-quarter concept with him, and his respected teacher.

I am more willing to trust the Itachi recommended to me by Mori Ogai.

He would never forget what Itachi said just now when they were talking about cooperation.

Itachi said that even if he is a very salty fish, he grew up in the port mafia. He has never met anyone who loves Yokohama more than the port mafia. Unlike the armed detective agency, the rise of port Mafia from here will be forever Guard here.

So no one but the Port Mafia can be an indestructible ally of the Armed Detective Agency when the storms are coming.

and so……

"And... to give credit to the port mafia, we are not completely opposite."

The same thing happened in the port mafia, Mori Ogai has already learned about the combination from Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Ozaki Koyo.

He had expected that the group might want to distract them by messing with Yokohama, but he didn't expect that they were already thinking about Q. Q's ability is so unique that if he gets caught, Yokohama will be in flames.

Mori Ogai lowered his head and smiled sinisterly, "Francis will really challenge my bottom line again and again."

An angry Mori Ogai, even Koyo Ozaki, who had been with him for a long time, couldn't bear it. She and Ryunosuke Akutagawa looked at each other, and then asked the man, "What should we do, leader?"

"I heard that Q likes a member of the Armed Detective Agency very much, so I will temporarily entrust him to Itachi-kun. With Itachi-kun, Dazai-kun, and the Armed Detective Agency to protect him, I think there is absolutely no way for the group to snatch someone from them. "

Q likes the news that Kunikida Doppo is brought back by Hirotsu Yanagi. It is the first time he has seen Q like that. In order to show that he is not a bad boy who will definitely make trouble, he is even willing to give the doll to his nemesis— — Osamu Dazai.

"Akutagawa will do this."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke said yes, the man who received the order left in a hurry, and now Q is an invisible bomb, no matter where it was placed before, it would make them feel uneasy.

Now that they have finally found the EOD person, even Akutagawa can't wait to pack the boy up and send him away.

"Boss, about Itachi-kun...should we say something?"

Mori Ogai shook his head, he reached out and touched Alice's head lying on his lap, "Itachi is so smart, he will definitely understand what I mean."

Mori Ogai frowned slightly and looked out the window, he always felt an uncomfortable feeling, especially when mentioning Itachi.

However, as a leader, there are many things that cannot be discussed with his subordinates. Mori Ogai decided to allow time to test his thoughts.

He thought that in the near future, something must happen.

……

The arrival of Q was unexpectedly welcomed by the Armed Detective Agency. From the girls' point of view, Q is a poor little girl that no one likes on weekdays, so the bit of maternal love that could not be shown on Itachi, this time the girls gave it all to him. Q.

The enthusiastic Detective Armed Club made Q feel flattered, he didn't even know how to control his strength to touch Tanizaki Naomi and others.

Itachi lay down on the teddy bear and yawned. Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was kneeling beside him, said something in a low voice. Itachi's eyes turned twice between Kunikida Doppo and Q's, and then said: " I see."

He just mentioned to Fukuzawa Yukichi that Kunikida Doppo trusts everyone too much, especially for children, Kunikida Doppo has no resistance at all.

This is Kunikida's unique strength and weakness. Francis and Dostoevsky they are about to face are not good people, especially Dostoevsky who is very good at controlling people's hearts. If he chooses If they attack the Armed Detective Agency, they will definitely grasp the weaknesses of each of them and use them repeatedly.

By then, Kunikida Doppo may have stumbled.

So from Itachi's point of view, Q is the pillow sent when he was dozing off, and he really needs Q's help now.

"Say hello to Mr. Sen for me."

Ranpo Edogawa, who handed the crispy noodles in his hand to Itachi, smiled at Itachi, "Itachi-kun doesn't want to..."

Edogawa Ranpo is such a smart person, he naturally knew Kunikida Doppo's weakness for a long time, but it is a pity that Kunikida Doppo is a very stubborn person, and the truth he believes in can't be easily changed.

So after Itachi showed a meaningful smile, Edogawa Ranpo mourned for Kunikida Doppo in his heart. He thought Kunikida Doppo would be in trouble for the next period of time.

"Q."

Itachi's voice rescued the bewildered Q from being surrounded by girls. Q, who had never been surrounded by so many girls before, came to Itachi's side with a confused face. The soft carpet, I really like the way it looks.

Q doesn't like Itachi, but Itachi doesn't feel anything about Q's existence. The last time he participated in the matter of sealing Itachi, it was entirely because Q affected his life at that time. If Q continues to make trouble, he will soon He would sit on the highest floor and be in charge at the time, which was inconsistent with the salted fish he believed in.

Now that Q doesn't have any conflicts with him, Itachi no longer targets him, and his expression is much more pleasant.

Itachi pushed the game console in his hand to Q, "Do you like carpets very much?"

Q turned his face away not wanting to have a conversation with Itachi, but soon he couldn't resist the temptation and took another look at the soft carpet.

He has been sealed in the room on the ground floor. Apart from the basic living facilities, he has nothing extra, so Q is looking forward to the ordinary life in his heart, especially the soft carpet and sunshine that have been played on TV.

"Do you like Kunikida Doppo very much, the man who never let you go before?"

Q heard Itachi's words, glanced at Kunikida who was working seriously, he hesitated for a while and nodded.The man was the first to know about his abilities, and he showed no fear of his amiable face, so Q liked to be close to him.

"Then I need you to do me a favor."

Q snorted coldly, he wouldn't help his enemy.Itachi changed his posture and continued to fiddle with the phone. He had a way to make Q, who was unwilling to cooperate, give in.

"If you are not willing to help, Kunikida Doppo will definitely suffer a psychologically unacceptable blow in the future."

Q looked at Itachi cautiously, this was the first time Itachi had spoken so many words to him, his fingers nervously picked at the bandage on his arm, and asked in an extremely small voice: "Is what you said true? "

Itachi nodded, "Do I need to lie to you?"

Q hesitated, after thinking about it, he felt that what Itachi said was not wrong, from the first time he saw Itachi from a distance, the boy younger than him didn't seem to take anything to heart.

Q looked at Itachi, as he said, Itachi had no need to lie to him.

"Do you want to help?"

Q looked at Kunikida Doppo who raised his head from work and smiled at him. In fact, he never knew what a friend was since he was a child, but this time he was willing to try it as a friend.

Itachi raised his eyebrows, as long as Q agrees, there won't be too many obstacles to Kunikida's training in the future.

……

But things are not as simple as Itachi imagined. At the turn of dusk and night, Itachi who bought desserts for tonight's dessert from the dessert shop alone, the moment he stepped out of the dessert shop, he felt... ...the sky has changed.

Something was out of his control, Itachi frowned slightly and felt that something was wrong, so he released his psychic beast once again under the expression of passers-by looking like a magician, hoping that the psychic beast would bring more news.

Itachi, who was about to go home, passed by a young man with a gentle expression at this time. The young man had a furry hat on his head and white clothes on his body. He looked a little nondescript when he left in a season that was not cold. .

The man and Itachi stopped at the same time, neither of them turned around but stood back to back.

The man's voice came into Itachi's ears, "Nice to meet, Mr. Uchiha Itachi."

Of course Itachi knew who the man was, he didn't expect the man to come to greet him carelessly like this.

"The Rat of the House of Death, Fyodor Dostoevsky."

Dostoevsky was not too surprised that Itachi knew who he was, he just smiled and looked into the distance, "I have always wanted to visit Itachi-kun, but unfortunately, Itachi-kun's residence is too mysterious , there are some impoliteness, please forgive Itachi-kun."

Itachi subconsciously glanced at the direction of the camera, and he made a calculation in his mind, planning to cover it up with soldiers.

"I would also like to thank Mr. Fyodor Dostoyevsky for helping us clear an organization of mines."

The mine in Itachi's mouth is self-evident, and he is talking about the dead A.

"This is what I should do."

Dostoevsky's ability to solve A through small means shows that he has such strength, and he accepted Itachi's sarcasm as a kind of praise.

"You alone have the guts to come to see me, and you seem to be well prepared."

Dostoevsky looked at the noisy street and nodded, "It's just a small trick, I'm very worried that Itachi-kun will arrest me into the port mafia's interrogation room again."

Itachi can sense danger. Before the man came to see him, he had already placed a lot of explosives on the street here. Looking at his appearance, as long as Itachi makes any movement, he will detonate immediately, creating chaos and fast get away.

As Itachi mentioned to Q before, Dostoevsky can grasp the weakness of human psychology and use it. One of Itachi's weaknesses is that he doesn't like to hurt ordinary people.

In the final analysis, even if Itachi is a salty fish, he is essentially a kind and good person.

"I always have some plans when I come to visit Itachi-kun." Dostoevsky paused for a second, and finally said with a smile: "I'm here to advise Itachi-kun. So can you really reverse 'real'?"

"I believe in people's hearts more."

It was a fruitless conversation. Itachi took the first step. He couldn't solve Dostoevsky without hurting anyone, so this time he could only temporarily let it go. Dostoevsky.

"I'm looking forward to our next encounter, Boss."

Dostoevsky left leisurely. He was very much looking forward to the next scene of the game. If Itachi chose to believe in people's hearts, he would choose to believe in human stupidity and the power of public opinion.

……

When Itachi returned to the apartment, he locked himself in the room. Through Dostoevsky's warning and the place where he specially met him, Itachi already knew what happened just now.

Dostoevsky really believed the information he got from A, and regarded him as the biggest threat, so he used the book, and made changes to his setting and future in the book.

Books are props that can be realized. Mori Ogai once said that everything written on a book will become a reality, and there is no way to change it unless it is erased.

But Itachi believes that the power of man is greater than that of books, and the human heart is not something that can be controlled. No matter what Dostoevsky wrote in books, Itachi will not compromise on a prop.

Sitting in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows and looking at the night view of Yokohama, he holds all the ninja tools in his hands.

This is a matter that Itachi cannot escape, and if it cannot be resolved, he will not be able to usher in the life of a salted fish.

So this war must be over.

The sound of the doorbell came from outside, Itachi opened the door and saw Odasaku panting outside.

Odasaku squatted down and looked Itachi up and down, and he was relieved.

Itachi looked at Odasaku suspiciously, and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"I saw some things, and then a lot of messy memories emerged in my brain, so I don't worry about you, just come and have a look."

Odasaku was sorting out his weapons, but suddenly he was in a trance, and then he saw what happened for five seconds. This is an upgraded version of the ability after he experienced death [Seamless], what he saw was not only It is something related to himself, but it is closely related to his concern for others.

In a trance, Oda saw Dostoyevsky who took out a blank piece of paper in the corner. Dostoyevsky wrote something on the white paper with a pen, and the next five seconds After arriving, Odasaku could tell that the memories that did not belong to him flooded into his brain.

This memory, which obviously does not belong to him, is repeated over and over again. His savior is not an ordinary child, he actually has a hidden identity.

That is……

"You said that in your memory, I became the boss of a supernatural organization, the biggest villain on the wanted list?"

Odasaku pressed his temples and nodded, that's what the memory told him.

Itachi had already guessed the result after Dostoyevsky's BOSS words, the only thing he didn't guess was that Oda Saku would suddenly come to inform him.

"Why do you trust me?"

Itachi asked Odasaku back, he was very curious why Odasaku believed him without any basis after the book changed his setting and identity.

"Probably because I saw things that no one should have seen."

Oda Saku kept telling him in his heart that Uchiha Itachi was not a good person. Oda Saku, who was in a state of confusion, finally made his own judgment after saying that he was not a good person a hundred times.

Oda Saku believes that Itachi gave him a new life and life. Even if he is not a good person, he has never used himself from the beginning to the end, which proves that those memories are not real.

"Dostoevsky put me in the book, and it looks like this time he's waging war against me alone."

Itachi calmly stated that he had expected all this after he decided to put part of his real file in A's vault.

The only thing that exceeded Itachi's expectations was the timing of Dostoevsky's war against him.

He thought Dostoevsky would be more patient.

……

The room in the apartment was quiet, and Odasaku didn't ask about Dazai, and it was also expected that Dazai would choose not to come back.

So when Osamu Dazai opened the door and came in, Odasaku who was arranging the food froze in place.

Osamu Dazai saw Odasaku waving his hand as a greeting. Itachi, who was still wiping the ninja tools in the room, temporarily put down the work at hand. He opened the door and saw Osamu Dazai nodded when he came out of changing clothes. Osamu Dazai looked at Itachi's appearance quickly. He ran over, hugged Itachi's head and rubbed it.

"Congratulations, Mr. Weasel blew himself up at this time and became a boss with five bad things."

Watching the excitement is no big deal, Osamu Dazai had a heartless smile on his face, he hugged Itachi as if it was a good thing.

"You think I'm the leader of the Five Decays of Heaven and Man?"

Itachi couldn't figure out what Osamu Dazai was thinking, since he believed it, why would he still...

"Because the Itachi-kun I know is definitely not a murderous villain, so there is no problem for me and Itachi-kun to continue to be roommates."

Osamu Dazai also suddenly accepted that Itachi cannot be trusted, he is the leader of the five evils, and he planned everything related to Fyodor Dostoevsky.

If others received such caution, they would believe wholeheartedly that Itachi is the most terrifying terrorist.

But Osamu Dazai is different, he only knows Itachi Uchiha is a "kid" who likes to eat sweets, likes salted fish, who likes to sleep late, who doesn't get enough sleep and gets angry when he wakes up, which is completely opposite to the things that emerge in his memory.

That's why Osamu Dazai, who is fearless and fearless, will not give up the "cohabitation" between them. The money has been paid out, so there is no reason why they can't live.

"But you have to be careful, even if I think Itachi-kun is a good guy, there will be people who think Itachi-kun is the worst bad guy."

Itachi looked at Osamu Dazai with a serious face, and showed a rare sincere smile. He took the initiative to extend his hand to Dazai. Weasel's little hand.

"So delete my video sometime, Itachi-kun~"

Itachi couldn't help laughing, he looked at Osamu Dazai with a speechless smile, and then he inadvertently stepped on Osamu Dazai's house shoes hard, causing Osamu Dazai to lie on the ground exaggeratedly and start rolling.

Odasaku walked past Osamu Dazai with the pot in hand, and said to Osamu Dazai who was playing tricks: "Today is hot pot, do you want to come together?"

Osamu Dazai got up from the ground as soon as he heard the delicious food when he came home, "Yukio Mishima, you are such a good person! No, you are actually a kitchen elf!"

The man named Yukio Mishima smiled and "accidentally" added some lemon juice to Osamu Dazai's drink.

Holding a cup of hot milk, Itachi was in a daze for a moment. This time, he was framed by Dostoevsky with a book and became the black hand behind the scenes, but it was very similar to his previous experience.

Itachi took a sip of the warm milk, thinking that even if he was reborn again and again, there seemed to be nothing wrong.

……

The violent impact came very suddenly, Osamu Dazai, who was closest to Itachi, subconsciously pulled Itachi to his side and blocked it with his body.Oda Tsukuru, who hurried out of the kitchen, took out a weapon from his waist and pointed at the "aircraft" that broke the glass of the living room and entered the apartment.

The "door" of the "aircraft" was kicked open from the inside, and a man in military uniform jumped out from inside.

The man looked around and began to move his body, and asked in shock: "May I ask who is Itachi Uchiha, I hope you can tell me, otherwise it will be very troublesome to wait."

This outfit made Odasaku look at Itachi, and then found Itachi's expression was very ugly, Odasaku's heart skipped a beat, he knew Itachi was probably angry.

Itachi never thought that Osamu Dazai would protect himself, which was completely inconsistent with Osamu Dazai's usual persona, but when Osamu Dazai really did this, Itachi saw that the man who was hit and passed out had a feeling in his heart. Uncontrollable anger.

He calmly waved to Oda who was on guard over there, and Oda hesitated and came to Itachi's side.

Itachi solemnly handed the unconscious Dazai Osamu to Odasaku, and at the same time tapped the man's forehead lightly with the index and middle fingers of his right hand, "Stupid."

Stupid, this kind of word has nothing to do with Dazai Osamu, but at this moment Itachi doesn't know what other words should be used to describe him.

In terms of ability, he is obviously stronger, but...

"Evacuate the crowd, say a gas leak."

Oda Saku nodded for a moment and said yes, he would not disobey any decision of Itachi, when Itachi made the exchange of information, he already knew that war was necessary, but there is only one real winner, that is Uchiha Ferret.

Oda Saku, who carried Dazai Osamu and left step by step, suddenly understood everything. He thought that Dostoevsky had plotted against everyone, but he didn't think that Itachi would personally exchange his materials, even in the book's ability. Next, this is also a very obvious bug.

Anyone who knows this will definitely believe that Itachi has nothing to do with the Five Decays of Heaven and Man and Dostoevsky.

Oda Saku thought that Dostoevsky had thousands of calculations, but itachi and people's hearts couldn't figure it out.

Oda, who wanted to understand, smiled brightly, and waved his back to Itachi and said, "Itachi, wait and remember to come back and eat the three-color ball."

Itachi pulled out the samurai sword from the sealed scroll, and he looked at the uninvited hound and responded to Odasaku's words, "There is also tiramisu."

No one can stop a sweet tooth from eating all desserts.

"You are Itachi Uchiha?" The belated man rubbed his chin, thinking in his heart that there seems to be a world of difference from the rumored evil leader of the Five Decays of Heaven and Man. He doesn't look like a vicious person at all.

Itachi looked at the hot pot that was overturned, and the refrigerator that was affected by the door of the "aircraft" that the man kicked open just now, and his expression became even more gloomy.

"What about the wages of the hounds?"

Su Guang Tieshang was stunned for a moment, he calculated his salary level and finally gave Itachi an answer, "It's very high, you probably can't buy me off."

He thought Itachi was rejecting the righteous words of the man who planned to bribe him, but he looked up and met Itachi's red eyes.

"No, I just want to see how much compensation you can bear."

Everyone has their own bottom line. Itachi is already very salty after living for the third time. Even so, what he really cares about is not that his life is disturbed, but