The years when I was forced to be the king of salted fish

Itachi is good at fighting wits and bravery, but it really doesn't fit his Xianyu personality.

What's more, besides fighting wits and courage, what Itachi is best at is avoiding different troubles. Dazai Osamu wanted to cheat Itachi once, but who knew that it just touched Itachi's conditioned reflex to solve troubles.

In the end, Osamu Dazai shot himself in the foot.

Osamu Dazai was once the youngest cadre in the port mafia, and he and Nakahara Nakaya were called double blacks. Although his fighting ability was not as invincible as Itachi and Nakahara Nakaya, he was much better than ordinary people.

Dazai, who was pushed by Itachi's evil chubby hand, staggered a few steps, and then the man turned around on tiptoe like a gentleman dancing flowers and butterflies on the dance floor to avoid Anne's attack.

Itachi stretched out his evil little hand, intending to use Osamu Dazai to touch Annie, and to touch the supernatural space they are in with Disqualification from the Human World. Who knows that the man chose to avoid it. Itachi looked at Osamu Dazai who was "glaring at him", guessed He probably has other plans.

Facing a "glaring" Dazai, Itachi imitated him with the innocent eyes that Dazai is best at on weekdays, and then his clear voice sounded, Itachi said obediently: Sorry, my hand slipped a bit. "

Osamu Dazai who was tricked again: I believe you are a ghost.

Here Osamu Dazai and Itachi were fighting with their eyes, while Montgomery planned to attack the real threat again. She didn't fully believe what Francis said about ten-year-olds destroying the group.

In Montgomery's eyes, even if the spirit system is strong, the little boy from the Armed Detective Agency can't use the spirit system ability in her world, which belongs to her world.

Annie appeared above Itachi and Mori Ogai in the air again. Montgomery looked at the oil bottle uncle on Itachi's body. Unexpectedly, her eyes met the uncle in the white coat, and then she felt herself trembling unconsciously.

The feeling of oppression, which seems to be useless and even the uncle who is holding back, actually gave her an inexplicable sense of oppression.

how can that be……

Montgomery looked at Mori Ogai tremblingly, and Mori Ogai, who was holding Itachi from behind like a dog's skin plaster, frowned, like the patron saint of Osamu Dazai and Itachi, so that the teenagers who were fighting would not be hurt by Montgomery. Sneak attack.

He told Montgomery with his eyes not to think about Osamu Dazai and Itachi.

Montgomery chose to back down in the face of power, and she turned her head to let Annie continue to chase and attack Atsushi Toronakajima, who was trying to escape, and the kimono girl who followed him closely.

As for the trio in the corner, Montgomery decided to shoot them later.

……

Mori Ogai raised two children, one is a suicidal man named Osamu Dazai, and the other is a salted fish king Uchiha Itachi. Later, the child named Dazai left the port mafia and embarked on his own path. The Salted Fish King accidentally saved the person who influenced Dazai Zhi's life, and "accepted" the position of a cadre.

As the leader of the port mafia, Mori Ogai felt a little dissatisfied with Dazai's betrayal, but he couldn't really get angry with Dazai. The children he brought up always wanted to be pampered.

That's why he was willing to be a bodyguard for the two of them.

"How about we sit down and talk?"

Mori Ogai always felt that the "war" between Osamu Dazai and Itachi would not end easily. The man touched and touched his body, and he regretted not bringing his mobile phone out. .

The three theatergoers, and Atsushi Nakajima, who was chased by Anne all over the world, formed an obvious relationship with Izumi Jinghua.

After Itachi and Osamu Dazai ended their "fight", Osamu Dazai thought of Mori Ogai who suddenly appeared, so he turned his finger on the man, "So why did Mr. Mori 'encounter' us?"

Osamu Dazai emphasized the word encounter, they are not children, Mori Ogai's words can't fool them.

Itachi yawned after realizing that Osamu Dazai had turned his spear, and began to watch the game of cat and mouse in Annie's space as a spectator.

As for why Mori Ogai appeared, Itachi didn't have the slightest curiosity. In his heart, Mori Ogai was tantamount to trouble, and he wished that Mori Ogai came to "encounter" him by chance.

"Oh, I just came to say hello to you. The storm is coming. Maybe there will be some cooperation between the port mafia and the armed detective agency in the future." Mori Ogai gave the first version of the explanation.

Dazai shook his head, saying that Mori Ogai did not come here for this matter.

"I'm going to release Q to say hello to Itachi-kun, they were a little unhappy before."

Mori Ogai went on to talk about the second reason.

Q is a supernatural person of the Port Mafia, and he is still the most annoying spiritual system. At that time, in order to lock Q into confinement, I don’t know how many companions of the Port Mafia were hurt by him. Fortunately, Mori Ogai later thought that it might be the same spirit Itachi, under the command of Dazai Osamu and the cooperation of Itachi, they successfully imprisoned Q.

Now that Mori Ogai actually said that he would release the person, Osamu Dazai lowered his head and estimated Q's lethality in his heart.

"This is not a very good way, Q can easily get out of control."

Mori Ogai spread his hands, last time he was negligent, this time as long as Itachi was around, his heart would already be in his stomach.

Seeing Mori Ogai's calm and relaxed appearance, Osamu Dazai knew that this was not what Mori Ogai wanted to say. He and Mori Ogai looked at each other and used their eyes to judge each other's bottom line. It had nothing to do with him. The ferret put a candy in his mouth.

"Dazai broke the casserole and asked the end, you should tell him."

Seeing that it couldn't hide it from Dazai Ogai, Mori Ogai decided to listen to Itachi's words and tell Dazai the real reason for his appearance.

"A captured Dostoevsky of the underground organization Rats of the Dead."

Dostoevsky?

This name made Osamu Dazai look at Itachi subconsciously. Obviously, Itachi will know more about what kind of person Dostoevsky is in terms of intelligence. Now Osamu Dazai only knows that Dostoevsky participated in Renhu reward.

Itachi didn't expect Dostoevsky to have this trick. He touched his chin and found it interesting. For someone as utilitarian as Dostoevsky, he might be caught by A. It's a trap.

"The mouse showed its tail anxiously."

Itachi's words were like some kind of code word, but it's a pity that the candy in his mouth was still there, and his speech was weak and cute.

Mori Ogai put his chin on Itachi's head and rubbed it. He didn't understand Itachi's code words, but Osamu Dazai understood it. Sure enough, Dostoy of the Mouse of the Dead House who was caught by A suddenly Fusky is the one who planned the crime of Ango Sakaguchi.

"Sure enough, it was him. Before Francis arrived in Yokohama, I had doubts about the combination. Now it seems that the real black hand behind it should be the most harmless-looking mouse."

Osamu Dazai was very careful about the matter of Ango Sakaguchi. He calculated every possible character. Before Dostoevsky, Francis, who was eager for quick success, was the most suspected, but then he hurried to the Armed Detective Agency to declare war and wanted to buy it again. The certificate that the Armed Detective Agency can use supernatural powers has already explained from the side, men are not people who are careful enough to calculate every step.

And he was too anxious to get rid of the Supernatural Agent Section first.

At this time, the most inconspicuous Dostoevsky stood out. Osamu Dazai had investigated some before and there was no direct evidence. The man's resume was too glamorous, and he didn't look like an underground organization that could participate in the 70 billion reward.

And now his fox tail was inadvertently exposed.

Dazai put his hand on Itachi's head in a friendly manner. In order to avenge Itachi's evil little hand just now, he ruffled Itachi's hair and said happily: "Dostoevsky can't sit still, it must have something to do with Itachi-kun, after all Mori's heir turned around and became the next president of the Armed Detective Agency, it's unbelievable to think about it."

Dazai looked at Itachi with kind eyes, and said that Itachi is a variable, his identity is too special and mysterious, the heir of the port mafia is something that many people dream of.

Such an identity has changed in a blink of an eye, and he has become the next president of the detective agency hostile to the port mafia. No matter how you think about it, it is incredible, and it is easy to guess whether there are some shady transactions in it.

Itachi slapped Osamu Dazai's hand on his head. He didn't know if it was a variable. The only thing he knew was that A couldn't beat Dostoevsky at all, and Dostoevsky would definitely play against A. Is there any special reason.

"Is there anything in A's hands worthy of Dostoevsky?"

Itachi seems to be talking to himself. He is one of the five cadres of the port mafia, but he has not had much contact with others. In addition, Mori Ogai has kept his information secret, even if the intelligence network is strong. Only the person who is involved can only find out his name and identity.

Itachi is the house of Xianyu. Among the five cadres, he has the least contact with A. The main reason for this is that A is the type that Itachi hates. In the past, A even secretly sent someone to investigate his address and abilities in order to "get to know" him. In the end, he was found and threatened severely.

Itachi showed an expression of enlightenment, he thought why Dostoevsky would find A.

"A is investigating us, and he should have an introduction of each of us's abilities, even habits, hobbies, home addresses, etc."

Dazai Osamu showed a disgusted expression because of Itachi's words, "Pervert~"

The two people who sang together succeeded in making Mori Ogai laugh. Mori Ogai probably knew about A and was about to fight back. He just came to ask his heir what he would do if it was him.

"Switch all the information."

Destroying the data will obviously arouse Dostoyevsky's suspicion. If Mori Ogai uses A in turn, he is worried that the man will cooperate with Dostoyevsky to explain too much in order to fight for power, so in the end The best way is to secretly replace the information, so that Dostoevsky can leave with false news contentedly.

"I need Dazai's help to change the bag." Itachi had already drawn up someone to carry out the plan.

Osamu Dazai, who was originally cheerful, froze in place, and asked why it was him.

Itachi continued to look at him innocently, "Isn't Dazai the king of lockpicking in Yokohama?"

Dazai What title is this Zhi:? ? ? ?

"It's okay, you have helpers too."

Itachi, who used to be the leader of the Demon Slayer Team, will definitely arrange things properly without any mistakes. After deciding to use Dazai, Itachi thought of someone who could help.

And Itachi promised that Osamu Dazai would love his decision in retrospect.

……

The three big and small foxes worked hand in hand, and they hit it off and decided on the next plan.

Then the three of them looked at Atsushi Nakajima and Kyoka Izumi, who were hunted down by Montgomery all over the world, and applauded for them. At the same time, Osamu Dazai also instructed Atsushi Nakajima how to run to avoid Annie's attack.

"Dun, come on~"

Atsushi Nakajima, who was cheered on, shouted to Osamu Dazai out of breath, "Dazai...Mr. Dazai, can't you...can't you use Disqualification in the World?!"

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "Don-kun can't rely on your lord for everything, you have to learn to work hard on your own, this is a test for Don-kun~"

Itachi looked at Mori Ogai and signed, probably meaning that Osamu Dazai was so bad in the first place?

Mori Ogai blinked his eyes, indicating that his hair was crooked.

Itachi looked at Osamu Dazai who was cheering and cheering. It is said that Osamu Dazai has regarded Atsushi Nakajima as his student. He thinks this should be one of Osamu Nakajima's training for Atsushi Nakajima.

only……

Itachi always felt that Atsushi Nakajima, who ran around the world and couldn't find a chance to fight back, was very pitiful. If anyone could empathize with him, it would probably only be Dazai Osamu's former student-Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

"You seem to really believe in Atsushi Nakajima's ability."

Children who have not experienced training and rely entirely on brute force always take a while to grow up.

Instead, Osamu Dazai put on an expression of presence, and put his index finger to his lips, "You can't say it, you can't say it."

Osamu Dazai acted as if he had already grasped the overall situation. According to what the cohabitant Itachi knew about Dazai, Dazai probably had some other plans.

People's potential is inherently unlimited. Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka found Anne's weakness. According to Montgomery, once locked in Anne's room, there is no way to leave. If you want Montgomery to release the ability, you must Just let her be imprisoned together.

As a spectator, Itachi feels that the cooperation between Atsushi Nakajima and Kyoka Izumi is commendable. They actually know how to use each other's weaknesses and the most feared things to force them to submit.

Without Itachi and others, Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka completed their counterattack.

Montgomery ran away in embarrassment after disabling the ability, and Mori Ogai applauded them slowly. Sure enough, the Armed Detective Agency is an interesting place, and even their usual assassin, Izumi Kyoka, has learned what cooperation is.

After dispelling the ability, the first person to run over was Mori Ogai's ability—Alice.

"Rin Taro, where did you go to play just now, and you didn't take me with you?"

Alice is usually an independent personality, and she will only show her supernatural side when fighting. She is like an innocent child on weekdays. Alice in the red dress ran to Mori Ogai, surrounded by The man turned around twice and said cheerfully.

Mori Ogai pretended to be stupid and said nothing happened, the angry Alice puffed up her cheeks and got angry with Mori Ogai.

This is Mori Ogai's favorite game, Itachi knows it very well.

When Mori Ogai was about to leave, he handed Itachi a card, "I hope Itachi-kun can have a good time at the Armed Detective Agency."

This is the most sincere blessing from Mori Ogai.

Itachi looked down at the card in his hand and raised his eyebrows, thinking that Mori Ogai, as an enemy, would be a very annoying kind, because his eyes are like his former father Yoya Miyayashiki, who can see through people's hearts , and at the same time be able to arrange every step of the plan.

Mori Ogai and Alice, who had finished delivering the "gift", left noisy. Itachi put away the card that Mori Ogai had given him. He knew the purpose of this card. This card can go to the building where A is located. pass.

The dessert time was not over yet, Itachi turned around and smiled at Izumi Kyoka's timid and struggling eyes.

……

Because Itachi and Osamu Dazai have a new plan, the two of them rarely go home together.

When he was about to enter the apartment building, Itachi stopped, and the people behind them had already followed all the way, and if they continued, they might have to prepare her dinner.

"Followed all the way, do you want to say something, Miss Quan Jinghua?"

Izumi Kyouka, who had been hiding behind the pillar, came out silently. The girl's hand was holding onto the corner of her clothes desperately and trembling unceasingly. She looked at Itachi and Osamu Dazai hesitating to speak, but she didn't know what to say.

"You...you are from the Port Mafia?"

This sentence Izumi Jinghua asked Itachi, she could hear the voice of Mori Ogai, the uncle who looks harmless today is actually the most terrifying leader of the port mafia that is above everyone.

"Yes."

One of Itachi's actions made Quan Jinghua immediately alert. She couldn't figure out what Itachi, who is a port mafia, wanted to do.

Is this an undercover operation, or an assassination?Regardless of why Itachi appeared in the Armed Detective Agency, Izumi Kyoka, who loves it very much, will not let Itachi threaten the safety of everyone in the detective agency.

Quan Jinghua lowered her head, and this time she held the mobile phone on her chest, "I have never heard of your name, nor have I met you, so are you also an assassin?"

When Izumi Kyoka finished speaking the last sentence, she raised her head abruptly, and looked at Itachi and Osamu Dazai with firm eyes.

The heart of wanting to protect others makes Quan Jinghua strong and brave. She can even face her most terrifying Yasha Baixue directly, just to protect the people she wants to protect.

Osamu Dazai looked at Izumi Kyoka, then at Itachi who I didn't bother to explain, and finally decided that he should resolve the potential conflict.

"Xiao Jinghua, don't worry, Mr. Weasel is one of the five cadres who ran away from home."

Izumi Kyoka felt that she could understand every word Dazai Osamu said, but after putting it together, she was a little confused.

What is a cadre who ran away from home? !It turns out that the cadres of the port mafia can still run away from home?But why would the leader...

"It's complicated, but don't worry, Mr. Mori has no intention of letting Itachi-kun go undercover."

Osamu Dazai has already guessed the deal between Fukuzawa Yukichi and Mori Ogai. In short, the two old foxes have their own plans, and Itachi is the invisible bridge between the two organizations.

Dazai Osamu passed the quiet Itachi, he shook his head helplessly at Itachi, thinking that Itachi's laziness made him an agent.

Osamu Dazai came to Izumi Kyoka and bent down. He looked at Izumi Kyoka who was obviously scared but willing to ask his doubts, and praised her.

"Xiao Jinghua's heart, we all already know."

Dazai tilted his head and looked at Izumi Kyoka with a very bright smile. He saw a heart without any pollution in Izumi Kyoka. He thought this was the world that Odasaku wanted him to see. A whole different world of party.

"What are you all doing standing here, to greet me?"

The man with the meat and vegetables in his hands came back against the light, and he saw three people in front of the elevator from a distance, so he asked a question.

Osamu Dazai raised his hand after finding out that he was an acquaintance, "Mr. Yukio Mishima."

The person who came was Odasaku, whose alias was Yukio Mishima. The man was summoned by Itachi to discuss matters, and by the way, he took over the work of dinner.

"Mr. Dazai, you are asking a minor..."

After experiencing death, Oda Tsukuru's personality has changed, and he has made an agreement with Itachi not to show his feet directly in front of Osamu Dazai, so Oda Tsukuru, who holds Yukio Mishima's script, can characterize Said that he has changed drastically from the past.

At least four years ago, Oda Saku would never complain about Osamu Dazai.

After getting an answer, Quan Jinghua understood what she had misunderstood, so she turned and ran away blushing.

Osamu Dazai looked helplessly at "Yukio Mishima" who was obviously blond but had a Japanese name, "So Mr. Yukio Mishima came here to complain about me?"

Yukio Mishima, whose true identity is Odasaku, shook his head. He raised the vegetables and meat in his hands and shook them at Osamu Dazai, "Actually, I am Itachi-kun's summoned beast, and I was summoned to prepare dinner."

The sudden solution to the dinner problem made Osamu Dazai reveal his starry eyes. He ran back to Itachi and looked at Itachi with sparkling eyes, "Is Itachi-kun Aladdin's magic lamp? He can even summon the chef."

Itachi smiled. After Dazai Osamu was complained by Oda, he was in a very happy mood, so much so that he felt that it was acceptable for Dazai Osamu to have a deliberate expression.

"Well, please try his cooking skills."

Odasaku looked at Osamu Dazai, who was full of stars, and then at Itachi, who was full of calculations. He rested his forehead with one hand, and said to himself that Osamu Dazai had really fallen into Itachi's trap. After all, it clearly stated in the text message sent by Itachi that today Want to eat spicy curry.

The savior is the greatest, and Odasaku, who decided to stand on Itachi's side, stepped forward and took Itachi's chubby little hand, and asked the star-eyed Osamu Dazai to go home together.

"Itachi-kun remember to go home and brush your teeth, eat too many sweets, be careful and wait until you can't eat."

Itachi raised his foot and kicked Odasaku who was nagging like a mother. Anyway, spicy curry was not prepared for him, so his dignified dessert party would not compromise with the curry party.

"Shut up—I'm not getting fat anyway."

Oda smiled, Itachi snorted coldly and turned his head to look at the person who was really hiding in the dark.

The wind and rain are coming, and the last force has finally joined the upcoming chaos in Yokohama.

The elevator door closed slowly, and only faintly could be heard the voice of Itachi asking Odasaku if he bought tricolor meatballs...

The author has something to say: Itachi: I am not Aladdin's lamp [smile]

Dazai: It's a little cold...

一更，么么哒。感谢在2020-01-3122:18:27~2020-02-0121:14:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 3 ink painting;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 3 ink painting words;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Mohuaci;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!