The years when I was forced to be the king of salted fish

Itachi really didn't expect that Osamu Dazai planned to say hello to Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and Akutagawa who had passed out successfully lay on the hospital bed and looked weak, pitiful and helpless.

Osamu Dazai told Itachi with his expression, why didn't he say hello when everyone else came? !

Itachi frowned, "You don't reject this matter, you really don't understand."

Itachi led the Taisho era for ten years, and the pillars of the Demon Slayer Squad were all straight-forward characters, so that Osamu Dazai, who was completely different from the pillars, became a lot of aliens who were hard to understand in the eyes of Itachi.

Osamu Dazai held his forehead with one hand, thinking that Itachi's mind between the two of them is more difficult to understand, right? !

Oda Saku, who was originally in charge of guarding, couldn't help laughing. Osamu Dazai, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, was much more lively than before. As for the scene of Itachi Pk Osamu Dazai that he was looking forward to, it was just as he expected , ended with a complete victory for Itachi.

Soon Itachi's psychic beast brought the news of Higuchi Ichiyo, and Itachi, who was ready to retire, would absolutely fulfill the sweet dates promised to Dazai.

Osamu Dazai put his hands behind his head, he didn't understand, Itachi led himself to toss around, he found that he had no role other than making soy sauce, and he was not even as good as that blond man.

"Well, you are really useless, I just don't want to solve Akutagawa's troubles alone."

To put it simply, Itachi deliberately dragged Osamu Dazai into the water.

"Huh?! Don't you still have this big man?"

Wait, he has met the man twice, but he still doesn't know the man's name.

"He is Yukio Mishima."

This is the name Itachi used for the fake identity created by Odasaku.

Oda, who was given a fake name, smiled very cooperatively, his eyes were very gentle, and the angle of his mouth raised reminded Osamu Dazai of an old friend.

Osamu Dazai glanced at him and let out a sigh, his heart was full of regret for some reason, it turned out...it wasn't...

Itachi glanced at Osamu Dazai from the corner of his eye, he understood the disappointment on the man's face, but Itachi had already chosen the time to give the gift, now it would be boring to let Osamu Dazai know that Yukio Mishima is Odasaku .

Osamu Dazai, who didn't want to be immersed in memories, decided to change his mind. After a full afternoon and evening, he already felt hungry, so after putting those times he didn't want to think of back to the bottom of his heart, Osamu Dazai began to ask Itachi about his life. Feast.

……

After drinking and eating, Itachi looked at Osamu Dazai who was lying on the table with a happy expression and nodded.

Sure enough, even Osamu Dazai can solve it with a luxurious crab feast, and if he can't solve it, he can only eat two.

Osamu Dazai was really satisfied with the dinner this time. After all, according to his salary, if he wanted to eat such a sumptuous meal, he had to reduce his daily expenses by at least half.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai, who tried various suicide methods on weekdays, was inefficient at work, and liked to buy bandages, could barely eat them once every six months.

Dazai Osamu, who was full of vicious humor just now, was ready to fight Itachi for a life-and-death fight. Now lying on the table, the whole person exudes a sense of happiness. Odasaku, who is holding a glass of sake, even feels that Dazai Osamu is surrounded by bright little flowers. pink flowers.

Odasaku silently gave a thumbs up to Itachi who was drinking tea and eating dessert next to him. Itachi understood what he meant. Besides, Odasaku said that he was indeed the heir appointed by the port mafia Mori Ogai, and he really had a trick.

Itachi, who was happily enjoying dessert after dinner, would not tell Oda Saku, who showed an expression of "worship" to him, that he once accomplished the feat of nine powerful pillars in his previous life.

Itachi glanced at Osamu Dazai who ate sweet dates and forgot to slap him. In the eyes of others, Osamu Dazai was just a mixture of pillars, not to mention...

Itachi happily ate the last mouthful of tiramisu, not to mention that he can handle Dingtetsu Hanhan Tomioka Yoshiyuki, even Dazai Osamu.

"When I reach the legal age, I can find a job as an animal trainer." Itachi said solemnly, and he has already started thinking about how to find a job for salted fish when he becomes an adult.

Itachi's sudden words made Odasaku stunned for a moment, and then Odasaku, whose personality became much more lively, lay down and covered his mouth, his shoulders were trembling, obviously he understood another meaning of Itachi .

He associates being able to handle Osamu Dazai with animal taming, and calls himself an animal tamer.

"How can you be so cute." Oda said in his heart.

……

A sumptuous meal successfully made Osamu Dazai show a happy smile, and Osamu Dazai had no memory of what it was about being cheated by Itachi.

Odasaku already knew about Itachi's decision to live with Osamu Dazai, he raised his hand to rub Itachi's hair, and told him to take good care of himself when he was out.

"I'm here, as long as you call, I will appear immediately."

Osamu Dazai yawned, "Ah, so Mr. Mishima is a summoned beast."

Odasaku looked at Osamu Dazai, and thought about summoning beasts... It turns out that even in his twenties, Oda Dazai looks like a sophomore in middle school!

……

Cohabitation requires three chapters. Osamu Dazai hates having too much contact with men. If he interviews his new student Atsushi Nakajima, he will definitely have a deep understanding of this.

Therefore, the first cohabitation rule proposed by Osamu Dazai to Itachi is to maintain each other's private space.

Itachi, who was sitting on the other side of the sofa reading a book, looked up at Osamu Dazai, and he was suspicious of Osamu Dazai's words of keeping a distance from men.

"You and Zhong Ye seem to have a very close relationship."

Osamu Dazai gave an answer to Itachi's question, "Because Chu is also my dog, and he is a barbarian and not a human~"

In the word game, Osamu Dazai promised that he would never lose to Itachi.

Itachi raised his eyebrows, and he signaled Osamu Dazai to continue with the second point.

The second point is related to daily life. Osamu Dazai will never do housework, even if he is really asked to cook, he will only eat canned food.

Itachi thought for a moment. He said that he wanted to find a "nanny" for himself, but he was actually looking for a guardian in name. Otherwise, if a ten-year-old child came out to rent a house by himself, he was worried that he would be sent to the police if he turned around. police station.

So even if Osamu Dazai didn't pick up the nanny's script, Itachi didn't care.

"You can hire hourly workers."

"The third rule is not to restrain each other's behavior."

Itachi shut the book in his hand with a snap. He is full of interest in the comics in this world. Sure enough, everyone in different worlds has different creativity.

Osamu Dazai's voice stopped abruptly, he looked at Itachi, and Itachi also looked up at him.

"I agree with all the above, but..."

As a former "colleague", Itachi is well aware of some of Osamu Dazai's minor problems, so his only request for this cohabitation is, "Do not play suicide games at home."

"Oh~ why why?"

Osamu Dazai said that he had already chosen the most suitable room for suicide, why not let himself try.

It was late at night, and Itachi stretched his waist and told Osamu Dazai, a playwright with a face that you are cruel, ruthless, and unreasonable, "Because you are dead, it is very troublesome to tidy up."

Osamu Dazai: ...? ? ? ! ! !

Osamu Dazai was hit hard. It turns out that he has no place in Itachi's heart, "We have worked together for a year, but you are so indifferent in the end."

Osamu Dazai, possessed by a showman, made Itachi's hairs stand on end. He decided to ignore Osamu Dazai and told the man that he was telling the truth. If Osamu Dazai tried to commit suicide, all the cohabitation rules in the previous three chapters of the agreement would be ignored. .

Itachi, the anti-commander, left Osamu Dazai with nothing to say. He had the most demands. If he refused to agree to Itachi's request, he would be the one who felt uncomfortable in the high-end apartment he rented.

Osamu Dazai looked at Itachi who was carrying the comic book back to the room, and he lost again in the second round.

Osamu Dazai, who moved into his new home, rolled on the bed. He was very satisfied with the name he called Chuya Nakahara.

Zhong Ye is not a human being, but a dog!

……

Itachi took out a notebook from his arms, and all the records in the notebook were delicious dessert shops in Yokohama City. Going to the dessert shop to taste it in person is one of the things Itachi must do after "running away from home".

Itachi glanced at Yokohama outside the floor-to-ceiling windows. If he guessed correctly, calm and harmony are the preludes before the storm.

Because of this, Itachi's plan to taste Yokohama's sweets will be implemented from tomorrow, otherwise troublesome things will happen later, and he will not be able to eat happily.

Itachi pinched his belly, and sure enough, he was not fat-prone. After he turned five, his weight plummeted, and his previously fleshy belly had disappeared.

"The storm is coming..."

Itachi said to himself when he put down the notebook.

……

Before joining the port mafia, Itachi had no money and couldn’t go to the shop to eat sweets. After joining the port Mafia, he couldn’t spend his pocket money. Instead, he had a dessert chef specially prepared by Mori Ogai, so he didn’t have the opportunity to go to the dessert shop. ,

So Itachi has nothing to go to the dessert shop to eat desserts, so he decided to invite Edogawa Ranpo, who knows everything about himself, to explore delicious food with him under the pretext of learning something new from Edogawa Ranpo. Let's talk about the knowledge.

Edogawa Ranpo, who is also a snack lover, agreed to Itachi's invitation without thinking, and casually sent Itachi a good person card.

"Itachi-kun is much cuter than Dazai, he's a good guy!"

Osamu Dazai of Diss blinked his eyes innocently for no reason. He didn't expect that the two-year friendship between himself and Mr. Edogawa Ranpo would eventually be defeated by the sweets mentioned by Itachi.

"Mr. Ranpo, I'm really surprised that you were bought by a single dessert."

Dazai Osamu shook his head with one hand on his forehead, as if he was really hurt by Edogawa Ranpo, and then he heard Edogawa Ranpo who was about to go out asked, "Does Dazai want to eat any cake? "

"A copy of the Black Forest."

Osamu Dazai, who was pretending to be angry just now, suddenly changed his face and ordered a dessert for afternoon tea.

Not surprised at all, after Edogawa Ranpo gestured an ok to clean up, he happily dragged Itachi to explore delicious cakes.

……

In the peaceful afternoon, Itachi, who was sitting by the window of the dessert shop enjoying the sunshine and delicious food, showed a happy expression.

The praline cake recommended by Edogawa Rampo melts in the mouth, and the hot cocoa with three-point sugar is the best enjoyment in the afternoon.

Itachi smiled faintly as he put a bite of the praline cake in his mouth, and was about to order a syrup pudding when he heard a scream outside the window.

Then a person fell from the sky and fell heavily in front of the window where Itachi and Edogawa Ranpo were. Blood splashed onto the glass, and then slowly slid down.

Someone jumped off the building...

Edogawa Ranpo put down the milk tea in his hand, and Itachi sighed immediately. He always felt that his leisurely afternoon time came to an end with the dispatch of the famous detective Edogawa Ranpo of the Armed Detective Agency.

Itachi walked out of the dessert shop slowly, touched his chin and decided to invite Atsushi Nakajima from the natural department next time.

A lot of people had already gathered around the deceased, and Edogawa frowned slightly after squeezing in. From his expression, itachi could tell that it was homicide.

Itachi looked up at the top of the tall building where the deceased fell, and a figure could be vaguely seen there.

Itachi, who suddenly can't enjoy the sweets, rejects the murder case in his heart, but this is Edogawa Ranpo's favorite. If he doesn't catch the suspect on the roof, Edogawa Ranpo is likely to be endless I'm going to investigate, so...

After weighing it, Itachi felt that it was better not to be salty for a while than to be completely involved in the case. At least the matter might be resolved by catching the suspect.

Itachi sighed and disappeared in the next second.

Itachi looked at the man in the suit who was about to leave and said slowly, "Are you leaving?"

The man wearing glasses turned around slowly, his expression revealed horror and fear, "I..."

Itachi continued to sigh, he hated being interrupted while enjoying sweets the most, and he never thought that the suspect this time turned out to be an "acquaintance".

"If you leave now, you will really become a murderer, Mr. Ango Sakaguchi..."

The author has something to say: Itachi: Life is not easy, the boy sighed.

I'll go to sleep and continue writing √

感谢在2020-01-2908:35:14~2020-01-2920:23:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 in Yanliangmo;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Mrs. Zhongyuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!