The years when I was forced to be the king of salted fish

Whether you recognize Uchiha Itachi or not is a question.

Osamu Dazai, who had just been bullied by Itachi once, looked at the smiling boy in front of him, and didn't know what choice to make, as if every choice was a dead end.

Simply, Edogawa Ranpo, who was eating a chocolate bar, gave Dazai a direction. He bit off a chocolate bar, and vaguely introduced the identity of Itachi to Dazai Osamu.

"This is raised by the president, our next president of the Armed Detective Agency."

Dazai Osamu's expression was so wonderful at this moment, he almost pointed at Edogawa Ranpo's nose to expose this lie.

What the president raised, what the next president of the armed club is all fake, this is a little fox wagging its tail.

No one knows better than him who Itachi is. When he met Uchiha Itachi, the members of the detective agency who treated boys as harmless animals didn't know what they were doing.

Osamu Dazai hesitated to speak, while Ranpo Edogawa continued to eat his own chocolate bar with a smile, and gave one of them to Izumi Kyoka, one of the silly-looking new members next to him.

Edogawa Ranpo retired with a chocolate bar from Fukuzawa Yukichi in his arms, it tasted really good!

Regarding Edogawa Ranpo's relaxed expression, Osamu Dazai had an answer in his heart. This is the plan of Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo.

Itachi smiled at Osamu Dazai, and Osamu Dazai, who had just been tricked, understood what it means to be a man who knows current affairs.

"Itachi-kun, welcome."

Dazai behaved very naturally, as if he really met Itachi for the first time.

He had no intention of revealing Itachi's identity. As a gossiper by nature, Osamu Dazai didn't want to eat melons on himself one day, so obviously there would be no good results.

Dazai waved his hand and planned to talk to Fukuzawa Yukichi about why Uchiha Itachi appeared here.

In Dazai's opinion, even putting the extremely destructive Nakahara in the detective agency is much safer than placing a big-tailed wolf named Uchiha Itachi.

Itachi saw through Osamu Dazai's thoughts, "Mr. Fukuzawa is not in the detective agency. Does Mr. Dazai have any dissatisfaction with me?"

Itachi's voice became smaller and smaller, and he lowered his head slightly, looking very sad.

In those years when he became the protagonist of the Ghost Killing Squad, the helpless Itachi completely mastered a nirvana that has been tried and tested, that is, acting like a baby.

Although acting like a baby is a bit shameful for him, it has been proved in practice that acting like a baby is the ultimate way to get everything done the fastest, and it has been tried and tested.

It was the first time for Osamu Dazai to see Tuanzi acting coquettishly and showing weakness, with clenched fists and trembling hands, biting his red lower lip, Osamu Dazai took a step back, and began to wonder if he had seen Uchiha Itachi's twin brother.

Osamu Dazai: This is... Uchiha Itachi? !I actually didn't wake up, did I...

Itachi’s trump card was not used against Dazai, and the detective agency members who were overflowing with maternal brilliance immediately came over to comfort their second new member who joined today. In their eyes, Itachi was just a young man who had just returned from training in the deep mountains and old forests. Poor, so they also condemned Osamu Dazai for his lack of vision.

Osamu Dazai looked at his colleagues in a daze. This time, Osamu Dazai was thinking about whether he should reach retirement age.

Now Osamu Dazai has lost the opportunity to expose Itachi, he is so stuck that he doesn't know what to say for a while, this is the first time that Osamu Dazai has been so "awake" since he joined the Detective Armed Club.

Osamu Dazai smiled, Itachi's joining was not a bad thing, he was the best at fighting wits and bravery, and Osamu Dazai would find a way to get back the place he lost before.

Osamu Dazai brushed past Itachi, "Please take care of me."

……

Renhu from the Armed Detective Agency has been rescued, and the entire Armed Detective Agency looks beaming, as if the previous war has ended.

Itachi knew in his heart that this was just the beginning.

But helping to solve the incidents related to Renhu is not in the agreement between him and Fukuzawa Yukichi, and Itachi doesn't want to jump from one troublesome incident to another troublesome incident.

Probably Itachi's face is too deceptive, and behind him there are Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo to help "support", so that everyone in the Armed Detective Agency heard that he is the next president After that, I felt strange in my heart but quickly accepted it.

Among them, the first one to welcome Itachi was the next president they had previously understood - Kunikida Doppo.

Itachi, who received a bunch of snacks, was very friendly and persuaded everyone to go back to their work. At the same time, he carried the snacks to Dazai Osamu's exclusive sofa. Dazai Osamu, who was hungover yesterday, was lying on the sofa with a tired face, pregnant. Zhong is hugging a pillow and getting ready to sleep.

Itachi put all the snacks on the coffee table beside him, and the sound made Osamu Dazai successfully opened his eyes.

Dazai Osamu rubbed the pillow in his arms in a daze, feeling some regret in his heart. When he woke up this morning, he should have taken a soft and expensive pillow from Nakahara's house.

"Itachi-kun's mind is really too bad, to plot against me like this."

This was a complaint from Osamu Dazai. Itachi twitched his mouth and said in a low voice to Osamu Dazai: "Just ease your embarrassing relationship with the port mafia."

For the high-level cadres, Osamu Dazai was the child they watched growing up, and even if he betrayed him, he would not be willing to punish him at all, so instead of continuing to stiffen the relationship, it is better to find a chance to ease it.

Osamu Dazai buried his head completely in the pillow, he didn't want to use this method to relieve it at all, he would never forget the scene of drinking and talking with his former colleagues last night and calling him brothers and sisters.

Itachi looked at Osamu Dazai who pretended to be a corpse after mumbling something and shook his head. At this moment, Itachi's cell phone vibrated, and he opened it and saw a message from Mori Ogai.

have fun. —— Mori Ogai

Itachi didn’t intend to hide the matter of running away from home. Through this text message, Itachi knew that Mori Ogai had acquiesced in his idea of ​​fleeing from the cadres and heirs. And be carefree.

At this time, there was another text message, and it was a message from Mori Ogai. This time, the man asked Itachi to say hello to Osamu Dazai.

Itachi snorted coldly. Sure enough, from running away from home yesterday to meeting Yukichi Fukuzawa of the Armed Detective Agency later, everything was related to a man pretending to be drunk.

"Mr. Sen asked me to say hello to you."

Osamu Dazai playing dead: I can't hear anything.

When the third text message came, Itachi decided to retract his preface. Even if the wicked Mori Ogai acquiesced in his running away from home, he didn't intend to make him really quiet down.

In the next half hour, Mori Ogai not only conveyed to Itachi the contents of this meeting of the five major cadres, but also asked Itachi for something.

The failure of the Renhu incident has a lot to do with the port mafia giving up halfway, but the seller gave a high amount of money and they must give a corresponding explanation. As the main person in charge this time, Ryunosuke Akutagawa was seriously injured Now in a coma, if the result of the negotiation is not good, Mori Ogai is very suspicious that the other party will take some compulsory measures.

At the same time, the news of Akutagawa Ryunosuke's injury is not completely sealed. He has offended many people in the past few years, and someone will definitely take advantage of Akutagawa Ryunosuke's serious injury to threaten his life.

There is no way for the port mafia to solve this matter directly, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa is an indispensable blade for them.

Under such a contradiction, Mori Ogai hoped that Itachi could help protect Akutagawa secretly. His identity is the best protected in the port mafia, and no one would suspect a ten-year-old child.

And humanized education for the Lone Ranger.

"You can't walk alone for a long time, Akutagawa-kun always has to learn to grow up."

After reading all the messages, Itachi deleted and destroyed them one by one.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke Nakahara once mumbled to him when he was drunk. He is indeed a sharp sword, but part of his character is incomplete so that he doesn't have much trust in his subordinates. He thinks that everything depends on himself. It can be solved, and it is not a good phenomenon not to cooperate.

In Nakahara Chuya's words, it's like a person with such supernatural powers would hand over his back to some bastard when he was young.

Itachi glanced at a bastard who was breathing steadily. The man's camouflage ability was top-notch. It was obvious that he hadn't fallen asleep from the beginning to the end, but was paying attention to his movements all the time.

"Do you want to take care of Akutagawa's affairs?"

The matter of Akutagawa Ryunosuke is very troublesome. Itachi can save people, but it is not within Itachi's jurisdiction to educate him. Itachi thinks that this kind of trouble should be handed over to Akutagawa Ryunosuke's teacher Dazai Osamu. good.

The cubs he picked up by himself raise them by himself.

Osamu Dazai moved his body unconsciously, and then continued to pretend to be dead, but Itachi's voice still reached his ears in the noisy environment.

"Mr. Mori doesn't intend to save Akutagawa."

At least not publicly protected.

After saying this, Itachi straightened his suit and left Dazai Osamu's domain. Dazai Osamu, who hadn't fallen asleep, hammered the pillow and "cursed" in his heart that all the three-color meatballs Itachi ate in the future had stones.

Osamu Dazai knew that he had been caught in a weakness, just like the birthday party last night, everyone thought that Osamu Dazai and the port mafia hated each other, but it was not; Ryunosuke didn't care, in fact he didn't.

So this is the most annoying thing about Itachi, who can see through people's hearts just like Mr. Edogawa Ranpo and Mr. Mori Ogai.

"Itachi-kun, do you want dessert?"

"Thank you."

Itachi's voice continued to reach Dazai Osamu's ears, and Dazai Osamu finally fell asleep in a daze.

Holding a piece of cake in his hand, Itachi looked at Osamu Dazai who was completely asleep. He seemed to have the upper hand in the first round of confrontation.

……

Itachi quickly integrated into the Armed Detective Agency at a speed that Fukuzawa Yukichi could not have imagined. In the eyes of the members of the detective agency, Itachi who likes to sit quietly on the sofa with snacks and let himself go is not only quiet and polite, but also has a good understanding of many problems. Able to point it out sharply, and at the same time give corresponding deployment.

At such a young age, he has a maturity and stability that does not belong to this age.

Itachi proved that he is indeed the "heir" cultivated by Fukuzawa Yukichi, and completely dispelled the detective agency's little doubt about his age.

Itachi yawned, and he opened the window to let his psychic beast in. The news brought by the psychic beast was that the organization that had a grudge with Akutagawa Ryunosuke was about to move.

Itachi rubbed his hair, and whispered a few words into the ear of his newly cultivated psychic beast, and the psychic beast spread its wings and flew to complete the next task deployed by Itachi.

Itachi turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, who pretended to be working in front of the computer, but was actually lazy. Osamu Dazai, who had been pretending to sleep before, avoided talking about Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and seemed to want to get away with it.

For Osamu Dazai's behavior, Itachi would not allow anything.

So he came to Dazai's side, and Dazai pushed the chair behind him violently, "I just remembered that I still have a job!"

When will Osamu Dazai start working? Before Itachi exposed him, Atsushi Nakajima, who had just been assigned a job by Dazai, said with a puzzled expression: "Mr. Dazai, don't you leave all your work to me?"

Answering with a straight ball, he successfully knocked down Osamu Dazai who was trying to make an excuse.

Itachi reached out and grabbed Osamu Dazai's foot, "Dazai, I want to eat a sandwich from the coffee shop downstairs, can you accompany me?"

The baby-faced act like a baby made Osamu Dazai hard to get off, he smiled and blinked, "...good...sandwich."

After leaving the detective agency's office, Osamu Dazai raised his hands to rub Itachi's hair.

"Okay, what is Itachi-kun's plan this time? It's agreed, my salary has already bought bandages, and I don't have money to treat you to sweets."

Itachi glanced at the time, it was still early, and he still needed Dazai Osamu's help to complete one thing before solving the matter of Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

"Mr. Dazai, let's rent a house and live together."

Osamu Dazai: Huh? ! ! ! ! !

The author has something to say: Ferret: living together. 【Actually, I just want to find someone who can take care of me and make me salty fish】

Dazai: I refuse!

It’s the first update, I’ll continue to code, okay?

感谢在2020-01-2801:40:30~2020-01-2819:56:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of sleepless pirate;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!