The years when I was forced to be the king of salted fish

Ferret, the standard sweet tooth party, three-color balls are the love of his life.

The "dead" Oda Saku, a standard curry lover, is said to be a person who would feel uncomfortable if he didn't eat curry three times a week.

In short, the two of them are completely opposite, and they are two types of people with completely different appetites.

So after Itachi heard Oda Saku's proposal for a supper, he politely invited the person out of his room, and closed the bedroom door forcefully, expressing his determination with actions.

Oda Tsukuru, who was pushed out of the room by a strange force, looked at the closed door and rubbed his short blond hair. He raised his voice towards the door and said, "Even if you are afraid of getting fat and don't eat late at night, you don't have to." Drive me away?!"

Fat, Itachi's most sensitive nerve, especially after he lost weight naturally, this word has become a kind of taboo.

Itachi looked at himself reflected in the mirror, he thought that Oda Saku had been stupid for writing, and he couldn't tell what was fat and what was healthy.

Itachi didn't rush Odasaku to leave, so the man occupied a room with peace of mind as his temporary residence.

As a friend, Oda Saku knows Itachi's preferences very well. This boy who is the heir of the port mafia and one of the five major cadres likes the quiet and salty life the most. Apart from Tian Zuo, there is no trace of others.

Oda Saku put himself on the big bed in the room and did not return to Yokohama for four years. The appearance of Yokohama has changed a lot, even the person has changed.

He didn't think about what he would survive. At the "last moment" of his life, he said something to Osamu Dazai that changed his life, which also indirectly promoted Osamu Dazai's defection, and... Itachi took over as a cadre and a series of chain events. .

Oda covered his face with a pillow, and his words were kind when he was about to die. He really didn't expect that after closing and opening his eyes, he would wake up in the hospital, and the person sitting beside him was Mori Ogai Adopted son - Uchiha Itachi.

Odasaku had an unconcealable smile on his face. Sure enough, after he survived, he realized that people really have many choices.

……

The sudden appearance of Oda Saku, whom he had not seen for many years, also reminded Itachi of the little friendship between them.

Odasaku has a very calm personality. Apart from liking food that Itachi doesn't like, he is the most suitable friend for Itachi.

So after meditating, Itachi and Oda Saku established a special friendship where no one talks, and we just sit together.

The final result of this special friendship and Itachi's momentary kindness is... an "outsider" lives in his home.

Itachi rubbed his chin, he thought of some recent news from the Port Mafia, which was just worth taking advantage of.

"Looks like I should make some plans."

……

Odasaku woke up early and prepared spicy curry and three-color meatballs for Itachi. Itachi, who slept late and woke up late, woke up at noon and smelled the smell of food coming from the room.

Odasaku's spicy curry tasted very strong, so Itachi sneezed a lot, and then looked at Odasaku wearing an apron in the restaurant expressionlessly.

"I made breakfast."

Spicy curry Itachi refused in his heart, but Odasaku put on a face that I wanted to be praised, so Itachi couldn't refuse no matter what he said.

So itachi's first meal in the early morning of his birthday was Odasaku's spicy curry and the three-color balls bought from outside.

Oda Saku, who has often cooked by himself in the past four years, is full of confidence in his cooking skills. When he asked Itachi how it tasted, Itachi took a deep breath in his heart and showed a faint smile.

"delicious."

Itachi is very worried, if he says it's not delicious, will Odasaku try to give himself a different curry every day in the future.

Considering his sweet tooth, Itachi decides to trick Odasaku.

"Then itachi's three meals in the future can be handed over to me."

Uchiha with a dazed face Itachi:? ? ? ? ? ?

……

As one of the heirs and cadres of Mori Ogai, Itachi has the highest standard of treatment, even if he goes out, there will be someone on call to pick him up at any time.

Itachi looked up at the iconic building of the Port Mafia and let out a long sigh.

The Port Mafia is the largest black organization in Yokohama. Their leader is the middle-aged uncle Mori Ogai, who Itachi accidentally rescued. At the same time, there are five powerful cadres under Mori Ogai who are in charge of different jobs.

Itachi's current neighbor, Zhongyuanzhong, is one of them. He is the youngest cadre besides Itachi, and his combat effectiveness and abilities are amazing even for Itachi.

In charge of the port mafia interrogation is Ozaki Koye, a very elegant woman who likes to wear kimonos. Itachi has been most uncertain about women since he was a child, so that he usually walks around Ozaki Koye.

There is also one named A, a man who is known to betray everyone for his own gain.

It's a pity that Mori Ogai has taken a fancy to his ability, so he can only stay by his side temporarily and use it as a cadre.

……

Akutagawa Ryunosuke just finished interrogating a certain "betrayer". He stopped after passing by Itachi, and saw Itachi's Akutagawa Ryunosuke showed a surprised expression. Obviously, the youngest port Mafia Cadres, the number of times they have appeared at the headquarters in the past few years can be counted on the fingers.

"Mr. Uchiha, why do you..."

Itachi waved his hand to let the bodyguards behind him leave. Today, Itachi, who specially put on the suit that Nakahara Chuya sent him, looked up at Akutagawa who was much taller than him.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke is a special unit directly subordinate to the leader Mori Ogai, and also a subordinate of Dazai Osamu who once defected. The very individual Akutagawa is a solitary beast in the port mafia, lonely but powerful.

Itachi glanced at Akutagawa with disappointment and anger on his expression, and knew where this person had just gone.

"Don't you know who Osamu Dazai is, why are you so angry?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was stunned for a moment, and then sighed softly. Sure enough, everything in the organization could not be hidden from the most mysterious and youngest cadre.

"I just……"

Itachi shook his head after confirming that Dazai Osamu was indeed imprisoned. He had some contact with Dazai Osamu. I don't know why Akutagawa has been with Dazai for so long before, and he still can't learn well.

"Is the person locked down below?"

Itachi wondered what the hell Dazai Osamu was up to this time, if he didn't do it on purpose, how could he be caught.

It was the first time Akutagawa heard Itachi cared about the affairs of the port mafia. He looked at Itachi with a surprised expression, thinking in his heart whether there was a kind of supernatural power that would change people's personality drastically, otherwise itachi would be extremely salty on weekdays , How could he suddenly start to assume the responsibility of his cadres.

"Yes, Mr. Nakahara Chuya has gone to express his condolences."

condolences? !Did Chuya Nakahara "condolence" Osamu Dazai?

Itachi looked at the sky, he passed Ryunosuke Akutagawa and entered the building first, he had already expected the result of Nakahara Chuya PK Dazai Osamu.

If Nakahara can easily handle Osamu Dazai, he will not be bullied by Dazai since he was 15 years old.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai, who was accidentally captured, must have other actions.

Itachi took the elevator and went directly to the top floor of the building. After a brief briefing, Itachi pushed open the door of Mori Ogai's office and saw the man who used to entangle him in everything he said.

Mori Ogai in the office was holding a small pink skirt in his hand, and was chasing a girl named Alice all over the office.

Itachi wanted to back up for a second, but was caught by Alice who suddenly ran over and hugged her waist.

"Little Itachi~Long time no see~"

Alice is a character transformed by Mori Ogai's ability. In the battle state, she looks like a nurse with a syringe in her hand. On weekdays, she is an arrogant and domineering little girl who likes sweets.

"Alice-chan, we are all going to dress up for Itachi-kun's birthday party tonight, so come and try on the newly arrived little dresses."

Itachi, the protagonist of today's birthday party: ...

"So I really have a birthday party?"

Mori Ogai coughed, making himself look a little shocked, and nodded with a serious expression, "It's a very important birthday party, and Itachi-kun will take on his responsibilities from tomorrow on."

This responsibility is self-evident. As a cadre and heir, itachi needs to learn a lot in the eyes of Mori Ogai.

So this time for Itachi's birthday, the gift he prepared is a well-arranged study plan, which will definitely allow Itachi to grow into an independent heir in the next two years.

There is no retirement plan at all, Mori Ogai who just wants to be lazy feels that after two years, itachi will help him with everything, and he and Alice's leisurely life will officially come.

Mori Ogai's eyes revealed all his careful thoughts, Itachi watched him silently remove Alice's hand rubbing against his clothes, then turned around and was about to leave.

He now felt how necessary his final plan was to stay.

"Itachi-kun is too cold and heartless, not cute at all."

What does it feel like when a Z man "acts like a baby" at you?

Others Itachi didn't know, but he felt that the hairs on his body were about to stand on end.

Every time Mori Ogai speaks in such a tone, Itachi knows that he and Alice intend to use clinging methods to force people to submit. Itachi, who has been cuddled several times, has gained experience. Just listen to what they have to say.

Itachi turned around and flashed past Alice and Mori Ogai, came to the room and sat down on the sofa, he kept a safe distance from Mori Ogai and said, "What else is there for Mr. Mori? "

"It's Mr. Dazai, and Mr. Dazai actually threatened us, saying that he would expose our secrets!"

Mori Ogai looked very pitiful, but itachi didn't feel any worry or atmosphere from his tone.

"Oh."

Itachi nodded to show that he understood. It is very possible that Osamu Dazai who was arrested would make such a threat. This is the Osamu Dazai he knows.

And... According to Itachi's knowledge, Osamu Dazai would have such a personality. Apart from his own bad personality and love to play pranks, a large part of it was Mori Ogai himself.

In the words of Koyo Ozaki, even a little fox should be pampered by Mori Ogai's "raised" children.

Itachi, who has raised half of Sasuke, feels that Mori Ogai's complaint just now is the sweet little trouble of raising children.

"Itachi-kun, you are too cold."

There was still no blame in Mori Ogai's tone. When he saw Uchiha Itachi for the first time, he knew that the boy was the person he wanted to look for. Mature and stable for his age.

His laziness is real, and his gentleness is also real. Such a person will not betray, and he is the best candidate for successor.

This is why Mori Ogai chose to bring Itachi out of the slums five years ago.

He was worried that Itachi would stand against him in the future if he was late.

It is also like this, he has a lot of tolerance for Itachi.

"So I decided to hold a meeting of the five major cadres tomorrow, and there are a lot of things to announce!"

Five cadres meeting, the highest-level meeting of the port mafia. Mori Ogai, the leader, convened the five most senior cadres of the port mafia to jointly decide the future direction of the organization. Itachi's understanding of the five major cadres meeting and the Zhuhe meeting are completely similar.

Mori Ogai sat next to Itachi, he reached out and rubbed Itachi's head, "Happy birthday, Itachi-kun."

Alice came up from the other side, and planted a light kiss on Itachi's cheek, "Happy Birthday, Little Itachi~"

……

After successfully teasing his partner Z, Osamu Dazai left the basement where he was being held.

Based on his knowledge of the port mafia building, Osamu Dazai managed to find the place where Ryunosuke Akutagawa likes to store materials on weekdays.

The very leisurely Osamu Dazai thought about today's particularly festive Mafia Building in the port, and always felt that something was weird. Except for the "stupid" Chuya, the others didn't feel the slightest sense of tension, and were even celebrating something.

Just like just now, he heard someone passing by the door mention some gift.

Dazai looked up at the sky, no matter how he thought about it, he didn't think that today was a special day that needed to be commemorated.

"Could it be that my memory has deteriorated?"

Osamu Dazai muttered to himself.

Who knew that someone in the room actually responded to his words. "It's my birthday."

Osamu Dazai, who had been leisurely and carefree about sneaking in, changed his expression. He was vigilant from the beginning to the end. Before entering the room, he even confirmed that there was no one in the room where Akutagawa kept the data. Who escaped his five senses?

Osamu Dazai followed the voice and saw a boy in a black suit sitting on top of the bookshelf not far from him.Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes, and then recognized who this person was.

"Itachi... Jun..."

Osamu Dazai’s expression became strange. If there is someone in the port mafia that Osamu Dazai does not want to meet the most, No.1 is definitely not his troublesome ex-partner, let alone Akutagawa who admired him and had some resentment for being abandoned by him. Ryunosuke, but...

Mori Ogai brought back one day, Uchiha Itachi, which looks harmless to humans and animals.

Osamu Dazai raised his hand to cover his eyes, "It turned out to be Itachi-kun, does Itachi-kun like to sleep in Akutagawa's office now?"

Osamu Dazai had contact with Itachi many times when his character was at its worst. Generally speaking, his venomous tongue and pranks were useless in front of Itachi.

The more important thing is that Dazai can't see anything on Itachi's body, all he reveals is laziness, like a salted fish without any ideals.

"It looks like you care about Renhu."

This is the second reason why Osamu Dazai doesn't like to talk to Itachi. In front of Itachi, all your secrets have nowhere to escape.

Dazai spread his hands and let out a long sigh, "It turns out Itachi-kun is waiting for me on purpose, it's really my honor."

Itachi jumped down from the bookshelf, and he took the report prepared by Akutagawa from Dazai's hand. All the reports in it were related to the Rentora in the Detective Armed Agency, including taking out 70 billion to buy The organization of Renhu is probably.

Itachi took a look at Osamu Dazai, and the expression on Osamu Dazai's face pleased Itachi.

"Don't Dazai feel that asking me is more authentic and reliable than reading Akutagawa's documents?"

Itachi looked at Osamu Dazai quietly, his eyes revealed confidence.

Osamu Dazai knew very well that Uchiha Itachi's whole body revealed the word salted fish, but his news was the most well-informed, and there was nothing in Yokohama that could be hidden from his eyes.

After Itachi came to the new world, he summed up the experience of the previous life. He thought that salted fish could be used, but in order to kill all the factors that affected his salted fish in the cradle, Itachi decided to establish his own information network. Gather information in case something big like Onimai Tsuji is in trouble.

Osamu Dazai once searched for Itachi's relationship network, but found nothing. Instead of himself in the port mafia, the youngest cadre, Uchiha Itachi, has more powerful power than imagined.

"Getting the news from Itachi-kun, I'm worried that I won't be able to pay the corresponding price."

Being courteous for nothing is either adultery or robbery, Osamu Dazai doesn't have much trust in Itachi who is the only one who can deceive him.

It must be known that Itachi’s abilities are not even supernatural powers. His supernatural power “Disqualification in the World” is the most useless in front of Itachi, so there is no way to see through the “King” who reveals salted fish all over his body. Dazai Osamu Stay away.

He took a few steps back quietly, and in Dazai's eyes, he felt a little embarrassed now, if Itachi intervened in this matter, then his game would not be far from over.

"I don't need to bother you about this kind of thing. By the way, I wish you a happy birthday."

Osamu Dazai, who was about to run away, turned around and wanted to run, but he felt strong resistance under his feet, and he staggered and nearly fell down.

Osamu Dazai looked down, not knowing when the hem of his windbreaker was nailed to the floor.

"I'm not interested in catching you, I need your help with something."

Osamu Dazai was taken aback when Itachi suddenly asked for help. He looked at Itachi with a surprised expression. What kind of problem did Osamu Dazai think about to make Itachi make a "request" to him.

Knowing that he had gained the upper hand, Osamu Dazai finally regained his energy, and he resumed his previous cynical and awkward expression, "Oh, what is Itachi-kun going to use as a reward? You know, I'm not cheap."

"The buyer information you need."

Itachi has no interest in human tigers at all. If it weren't for the things Zhongyuan Zhongye mentioned that would soon affect his life as a salted fish, he wouldn't even ask about such things.

Dazai agreed without even thinking about it. He thought that after he got the information, he tried to escape.

"So what does Itachi-kun need me to do?"

Itachi slowly raised the corners of his lips, "I need Osamu Dazai, who is not drunk, to accompany me to the birthday party tonight, Mr. Mori's birthday party for me."

Dazai·Have you forgotten that I am a traitor Zhi:? ? ? ?Isn't that the scene of a large-scale slaughter! ! !

The author has something to say: Osamu Dazai: I don’t understand how you operate this wave! ! !

Itachi: No, you will understand.

感谢在2020-01-2423:52:24~2020-01-2700:16:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Yimuyuyi, EveryTimeISPon, August Yuning 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Jiumu, Hungry Devil Turtle; 2333 bottles of eating and sleeping pit brother, 3 hahaha; 1 bottle of Qinglingzi, Lailan, and Dianvhua;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!