The years when I was forced to be the king of salted fish

For Itachi, except for Tomioka Yoshiyuki, who is a tough guy who doesn't get into oil and salt, what he is most uncertain about is the natural system.

This includes Muichiro Tokito, who likes to be in a daze every day, Kyojuro Purgatory, who is a bit too bright and cheerful, and... the Zaomen brothers and sisters in front of Itachi.

When Itachi chose to save people while eating dumplings, he found a resonance in Tanjiro Kamado, a brother who was unwilling to abandon his younger sister who became a ghost, so Itachi saw himself as a ninja in him.

Itachi saves people with little effort, but in the eyes of Kamado Tanjiro, it becomes a kind of gratitude. The big boy looks at Itachi with shining eyes. He is really grateful to the youngest son of the lord for being able to participate in the Zhuhe meeting. Stand up when the crowd is against you.

The cheerful Nezuko was gesticulating the shape of the dumpling to Itachi at this time, it seems that in Nezuko's eyes, Itachi is just a round sticky dumpling, which is still her favorite appearance.

Tokito Muichiro, who suddenly had a sense of crisis, was finally willing to change his posture. He hugged Itachi tightly in his arms, avoiding the hand that Nezuko couldn't help stretching out.

If Muichiro was a small animal, he would definitely threaten Nezuko with his back and teeth now, and he would never want to snatch the fat tumbler from his arms!

Itachi, who was dizzy from being shaken, stretched out his hands and pressed Tokitomuichiro's cheeks, pressing firmly, absolutely preventing Tokitomuichiro from making any other movements.

As for Nezuko who has been bouncing around Muichiro, Itachi attacked with his eyes, making Nezuko, who was already alive and kicking, let out a small animal whimper, and then shrank to the side and looked at Itachi cautiously.

Danko, who finally solved the boring war between Muichiro and Yadouko, tried to imitate Yoya Ubuyashiki's gentle tone to have a conversation with Tanjiro Kamado.

"I was bored."

Itachi's voice was very gentle, and at the same time, being lazy, he cut the beginning and the end of the story...successfully made Kamado Tanjiro stunned.

Then Kamado Tanjiro scratched his head and laughed, even if he was bored, it was a kind of kindness to him.

"Once again, I am very grateful to Ubayashiki-kun for your help! If I can, I would like to do something for Ubayashiki-kun!"

Tanjiro Kamado gestured the muscles on his arm. He is no longer the man who was helpless against ghosts two years ago. Now he has the corresponding strength and can become a useful person.

and so……

Kamado Tanjiro stretched out his hands to Itachi, who was held in Tokito Muichiro's arms, with glowing eyes. His meaning is very obvious, and his role can be revealed now, such as serving as Itachi's artificial means of transportation.

Tanjiro clapped his hands, "I'm stronger, and my brothers and sisters liked it when they were around...in my arms."

Tokitomuichiro glared at Tanjiro, he felt that the Zaomen brothers and sisters were trying to grab the meatballs from his arms, so he buried his face in Itachi's chubby stomach, as if he would never let go.

Itachi was a little moved by Kamado Tanjiro's proposal, but Tokitomuichiro's way of hugging someone was too simple and rude. If it weren't for the flesh on his stomach, he would have lost weight.

But... Itachi glanced at Muichiro, well, he does have an obligation to ensure that Muichiro is happy.

So Itachi tugged Shitou Muichiro's hair, and said something very contrary to the enthusiastic Kamado Tanjiro: "Muichiro is very comfortable holding me."

Itachi felt that he had said something very against his will, but what responded to him was Tokito Muichiro's bright smile.

Well, it still pays off.

The family was happy and the family was worried. After the Zaomen brothers and sisters were obviously depressed, Itachi, who was responsible for the role of the leader of the Ghost Killing Squad, held his forehead with one hand. He made his expression more gentle, and then extended an invitation to the Zaomen brothers and sisters.

"Would you... want to soak in the hot spring together?"

……

This is the reason why the Itachi Hot Spring team has increased significantly.

Lying flat in the hot spring like a white steamed bun, Itachi let out a long breath. After working hard for a few days, he could finally have a short relaxation.

Sure enough, hot springs are indispensable to human beings, and Itachi thought of finding peace in the hot springs.

It's just... Itachi listened to the noisy voices nearby, it would be even better if he was the only one in the hot spring!

Just when they arrived at the hot spring in the village of swordsmiths, they unexpectedly met Purgatory Kyojuro and Umo Tengen. The two of them greeted Itachi with great vigor. I found the long-lost relaxation in it.

Now wearing a kimono, Kamado Nezuko has thrown herself into the hot spring. She curled up like a round ball and rolled around in the hot spring. Itachi was hit by the waves rolled up by Kamado Nezuko in the hot spring. wandering around.

Although the rippling Weasel is in the hot spring, he always has the illusion of being in the sea.

The size of the pool in the hot spring is limited, and the swaying Itachi drifted towards the stone little by little. Just as his head was about to hit the sharp stone money, the quick-eyed Yumo Tianyuan grabbed Itachi Bai Nennen like a pig's hoof Her little feet dragged her back to her side forcibly.

Yuhao Tianyuan laughed while holding Itachi with one hand, he waved his arm that had almost healed the wound and said, "It seems that even with one hand, I can still save the dumpling magnificently."

"Ah... Nezuko, stop quickly."

Realizing that his sister had caused trouble, Kamado Tanjiro immediately held down Nezuko who was still rolling around in the hot spring, and Nezuko, who continued to bite the bamboo tube in her mouth, looked at Kamado Tanjiro innocently. Understand what I just did wrong.

Kamado Tanjiro also knew that Nezuko would not understand these things, so he stood up in the hot spring and apologized to Itachi who was affected by Nezuko again and again.

Purgatory Kyojuro patted the water surface and laughed very loudly. After agreeing with Kamado Tanjiro, Purgatory Kyojuro thought that the Kamado brothers and sisters are really very interesting existences!

Itachi, who continued to lie flat, began to float in the hot spring again because of the fluctuations caused by Purgatory Kyojuro slapping the water surface again.

Itachi, who didn't feel uncomfortable, raised his hand and waved to Kamado Tanjiro. He felt that it was very easy to drift with the waves, and he was a mature salted fish, and he would not talk to "children" who didn't have much memory. "Compare.

Shitou Wuichiro thought it was very interesting, so he floated over and hugged the white and fat Itachi, then he carefully put his arms on Itachi's belly, then relaxed his body and floated together with Itachi.

Itachi who accidentally became a lifebuoy: ...

After soaking in the hot spring, all of Itachi's previous troubles disappeared. In Itachi's eyes, there is nothing like the hot springs, such as the acting lord and the ghost dance Tsuji.

Itachi, who came out of the hot spring, was in a good mood, even if he was held in the arms of Tokito Muichiro and Purgatory Kyojuro as a child, Itachi didn't have any resistance.

Now he is back in Tokitomuichiro's arms once again.

Nezuko, who had dried her clothes with the blood ghost technique, reached out and poked Itachi's stomach secretly. After finding that Itachi couldn't resist, she poked again. Itachi's soft touch made Nezuko seem to have discovered a new world.

She ran up to Kamado Tanjiro who was sitting in the back with a bath towel in his arms, and danced and began to show how soft Danko's belly was.

Umo Tengen, who was about to start his retirement career, took a look at the dancing Zamen Nezuko, and then at Itachi, who looked like a soaked dough with a grandpa's expression, and couldn't help but burst out laughing for a while. .

Sure enough, as a ghost, jumping and jumping, Nezuko is the correct way for children to open up. Itachi is too young and old!

After soaking in the hot spring, the relaxed Itachi suddenly felt tired. He yawned and began to miss his tatami very much.

Tokito Muichiro, who was always paying attention to Itachi, immediately put forward his own thoughts. Compared with the happier Tokito Muichiro every day, he said excitedly: "Fat tumbler, you share a room with me tonight, let's go to rest!"

In the same room as Shitou Wuichiro, Itachi thought of the night before heading to Sagiri Mountain. Don't look at Shitou Wuichiro who was in a quiet daze on weekdays. Two faces.

For example, he likes to punch and bite after sleeping.

"I……"

Itachi rested his forehead with one hand, and he couldn't say a word of no after he met Tomuichiro Kamishiki's eyes.

You must know that as the acting lord, you must pay attention to the psychology of each swordsman, just like Itachi invited the Zaomen brothers and sisters to go to the hot spring together after they were depressed, and he really couldn't see the depressed Xia Zhu.

Although I am a king, I am really a salted fish weasel: I am too difficult...

but……

Itachi put his arms around Tokito Muichiro's neck, and looked at the Demon Slayer Squad swordsmen walking behind Muichiro talking in twos and threes. This was probably a rare moment of relaxation for them.

Umo Tengen, who was seriously injured and had been recuperating for a while, walked slowly with the support of Purgatory Kyojuro, and the smile on his face was still talking about something interesting. After that, the straightforward Purgatory Kyojuro would burst into laughter .

The Zaomen brothers and sisters walked in front and the other in the back, and the lively and cute one in the front had a comfortable smile on his face.

In particular, Kamado Tanjirou has formed a very good relationship with Purgatory Kyojuro and Ubi Tengen, so the boy will join their conversations from time to time.

Itachi thought about what might happen next, thinking that this might be the calm before the battle.

……

Two days later, Itachi got the news of the ghost invasion from the psychic beast. He just nodded his head while indulging in the hot spring. According to his idea, the ghost who can release the eyeballs will definitely increase the search. That's when the real war is going to happen.

Itachi wiped his hands with a handkerchief after eating a glutinous rice dumpling. A good day starts with breakfast.

On the third day, the psychic beast released by the ferret brought new news. Many eyeballs appeared in the woods of the swordsmith's village, and they seemed to be searching for something in a large area.

Itachi, who was eating afternoon tea, nodded. He raised his hand and took down the bamboo tube in the mouth of Zaomen Nezuko, and stuffed the three-color ball into the mouth of the girl who had been with him for the past two days. Nezuko has regarded humans as objects to be protected and ghosts as enemies.

That's why the smiling girl rushed over to hug Itachi, except for a little difference in her teeth, in Itachi's eyes she was no different from a human being.

"That's why Tomioka is the only one who stuffs a girl's mouth with a bamboo tube. It's not gorgeous at all."

There are other people in the room, Umo Tengen has long wanted to complain about Tomioka Yoshiyuki's aesthetics, as Umo Tengen who has three wives and is very loving, he concluded...

"That boy Tomioka will never find a wife!"

Tomioka Yoshiyuki who is on a mission outside: Ah Choo——

As a younger brother, Tanjiro Kamado must help his brother to restore his image. He retorted righteously: "Mr. Umo Tengen, you can't say that! Although Mr. Tomioka doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade, the first time he sees Nezuko, he will kill you." He is not very good at talking on weekdays, and he likes to keep silent and take things out of context. He doesn't know that he is not liked by others and feels good about himself, but this does not prevent him from being a very, very good person!"

This is a serious rebuttal from Kamado Tanjiro.

Yumen Tianyuan held his stomach with a smile, he was afraid that he would tear the almost healed wound.

Purgatory Xingshoulang gave a thumbs up when he heard this, "Saomen boy, you are indeed Tomioka's junior!"

Muichiro Tokito, who has become more and more able to integrate into the group of the Demon Slayer Squad, laughed. He found that apart from the fact that Kamado Tanjiro wanted to compete with him for the fat tumbler, he was actually a very good boy.

Hearty and interesting, it uses the same water breathing method, but it is very different from Tomioka Yoshiyuki, it is not annoying at all!

After everyone laughed, Kamado Tanjiro looked at the pillars with a confused face, he didn't know if he said something wrong.

So Kamado Tanjirou cast his eyes on Itachi, who was the only one who had no expression, and wanted to know from Itachi's mouth whether he really made some joke just now.

Itachi, who has a "deep hatred" with Tomioka Yoshiyuki, shook his head, "They have a low laugh, and your evaluation of the water column is very profound."

Itachi's words made Wuichiro suddenly think of Tomioka Yoshiyuki's private show off before. He said that there must be one person in the ghost killing team who likes him very much, and that is Danko Itachi. Now it seems... Tomioka Giyuu feels good about himself again .

After talking and laughing, Itachi coughed lightly, and the pillars who were still smiling on their faces put away their exposed expressions in an instant. They turned to face Itachi and lowered their heads slightly, waiting for Itachi to tell the next plan.

Itachi had already started deploying three days ago, and this time he wanted to join forces with Zhu to come to the first quarter moon in the village of the swordsmith to catch the turtle.

There are six people in the Twelve Ghost Moons, and since Itachi beheaded Tong Mo, the second of the first string, and Yiwozuo, the third of the first string, there has been a vacancy in the first quarter of the month.

According to the brothers and sisters of the prostitute Taro in the flower street, Yuya Ubuyashiki inferred that the former prostitute Taro brothers and sisters should be the sixth of the first string, but with the death of Tongmo and Yiwoza, their position rose.

This also means that before that, Oni Wu Tsuji had filled the Twelve Oni Moons.

It's a pity that after the death of the prostitute Taro brothers and sisters in the Twelve Ghost Moons that were just filled, there was another vacancy that surpassed Oni Wu Tsuji's expectations.

Now there are five left in the first quarter of the twelve ghost moons. Itachi reasoned that the ghost with the search ability should belong to the first quarter. At the same time, its ability is not suitable for combat, so it probably won't appear.

The remaining four ghosts are likely to come out in full force, so for the safety of the Swordsmith's Village, they have to make some countermeasures.

"Kaomen Tanjiro said that ghosts can't cooperate, but humans can, so we gather the ghosts and eliminate them."

Zamon Tanjiro once met a female ghost named Zhushi. Zhushi said that Oni Wu Tsuji was worried that the ghosts would gather to eat him back, so the ghosts were not allowed to live in groups unless they were ordered.

Just like the time Itachi went to Sagiri Mountain, it was probably a group hunting activity organized by Onimai Tsuji.

Ghosts don't live in groups or communicate in private, so there is no tacit understanding between them.

This is very different from the Pillars of the Ghost Killing Team. The Pillars are not close but have known each other for a long time. The Pillars understand each other's breathing methods, and are good at observing words and expressions, and can understand each other's thoughts from subtle movements.

This is the tacit understanding that they have cultivated for a long time.It is also the key to their victory over ghosts.

"You can only succeed and never fail."

If it fails, the village of swordsmiths will fall, and the ghost killing team will have no place to forge Japanese swords, and it will definitely become a ration for ghosts.

So in Itachi's view, the battle can only be successful and not failed.

"Follow orders."

……

At night, the village of the knife forger is brightly lit, and the sound of forging the knife can be heard from a distance, clanging and powerful again and again.

Standing in the woods, Hei Si Mou stared at the village of the knife forger with his terrifying six eyes.

Heixinmou was angry. Before that, they were played by a group of powerless ordinary people. The village of knife forgers that Naruto discovered was, in Heixinmou's view, a blacksmith's village. The ecstasy array used by sword men to confuse intruders.

After experiencing a failure, Hei Si Mou saw a furious Oni Wu Tsuji, and he even punished the maid who had been following him all the time——Naru. mistakes.

So tonight, he must cut off the target's head and place it in front of Lord Gui Wu Tsuji, only in this way can they escape the punishment of failure.

Heishimu raised his hand and moved two fingers, and Ban Tiangou and Yuhu, who were following behind Heishimu, rushed into the village of the knife forger.

They also saw Naruto who was being punished yesterday. Unlike Black Death Mou, who was one of the first strings, they are all pawns that Lord Wu Mi can discard at any time. If they make mistakes, they will definitely become the food of that adult like the last quarter moon.

For a long time, Gou and Yuhu scrambled for the first place. They avoided the wisteria flowers in the village and sneaked into the center of the village. At this time, they heard noisy human voices.

Yuhu first made a movement, and he couldn't wait to use the knife forger to complete his work.

Ban Tiangou entered the nearest room not to be outdone, but what he saw in the brightly lit room was not a knife forger, but a black sun wheel knife.

……

Itachi sits on the tree at the entrance of the village. He looks at the moon and waits for the arrival of other ghosts except for the ghosts who just entered the village. Above Itachi's head is his psychic beast. Itachi holds his own sun wheel knife and closes his eyes to rest .

But in the next second Itachi lost control of the psychic beast, and everything seemed weird. Itachi opened his eyes and looked in the direction of the village, and then he showed a surprised expression.

The original village of swordsmiths has changed its appearance at this time. The huge Hokage Rock looks very majestic under the moonlight, and the village of swordsmiths has disappeared. This is Konoha Village, which Itachi is familiar with but unfamiliar.

Itachi knew that this was definitely not real, he closed his eyes and opened them again, and the pattern of Kaleidoscope Sharingan appeared in his eyes, but Kaleidoscope Sharingan told him it was not an illusion.

Itachi frowned slightly. He couldn't be returning to Muye Village. If this wasn't an illusion, it was probably a dream.

Itachi held the sun wheel knife in his hand, it seemed that there was a spirit system among the ghosts.

Muye Village was quieter than expected, and Itachi was still sitting on the big tree, when he heard a familiar voice coming from under the tree.

"Brother! Mother asked me to call you back for dinner!"

Itachi was a little taken aback by the sound of brother, he lowered his head and saw Sasuke with his fleshy cheeks looking at him with a pouty expression.

"Sasuke..."

Itachi looked at his hands, which were grown-up hands, so in the dream, the most difficult thing for him to let go was...

Itachi jumped down from the tree, he reached out and rubbed Sasuke's hair, Sasuke raised his hand and grabbed his arm and began to act like a baby, and then began to mutter that his brother would not go home and the things he had promised him had not been completed and so on.

In the dream, Itachi smiled as an adult. He stared at Sasuke's eyes and stretched out two fingers to lightly poke Sasuke's forehead.

"Next time, next time I will definitely fulfill the promise with Sasuke."

Sasuke nodded, he took Itachi's hand and said to Itachi with a bright smile: "Brother, let's go home, and then we won't be separated again, okay?"

Itachi smiled, but he stood there without moving.

He probably understands the principle of dreams, they will dream the scene they most want to see, and at the same time, they will fall into it according to the idea of ​​the ghost who used the blood ghost technique, there is no way to escape, and at the same time...

Itachi drew out the knife from his waist and slashed in Sasuke's direction.

There was a crisp sound when the knife in Itachi's hand collided with something, and something blocked Itachi's attack.

At the same time, someone will seriously injure their spirits from the dream, using the appearance of the most familiar or stranger.

The one thing Oni did wrong throughout was that he shouldn't have used Sasuke's image to disguise himself as an assassin.

"Amaterasu."

In the dream, everything except Sasuke began to collapse, black flames burned the whole dream, Itachi heard the sound of wailing, it seemed that the ghost had been backlashed.

only……

The ghost who used the blood ghost technique is different from the ghost pretending to be Sasuke in front of him. Itachi felt that the ghost who blocked his sword was worth trying.

……

Before Hei Si Mou stepped into the entrance of the village of knife forgers, he found a third-class dumpling standing in front of the village without any disguise. He had also heard the news about the third-class short fat man, and he had some doubts about the identity of the dumpling.

Just after the failure of Tong Mo and Yi Wo Zuo, Nightmare, who became the first quarter of the Twelve Ghost Moon, recommended himself, wanting to show his strength to Hei Si Mou.

Unsure of Itachi's ability, Heishimu decided to give him a chance, so it happened that Itachi would fall into a dream.

In order not to be killed by the characters in the dream, Nightmare never actively enters the dream. Normally, he would recruit human beings that he could control and let them enter the dream to kill. This time, Nightmare set his mind on Hei Simou.

The nightmare tells Hei Si Mou that with the blessing of Lord Wu Mi's blood, he can become the closest person to the target when he enters the dream, so that he can take advantage of his unpreparedness to seriously injure the target's spirit and make him a disabled person.

Hei Si Mou became a child under the power of Nightmare, and he couldn't help exuding murderous aura when he saw the adult-looking target.

Black Death Mou originally planned to take advantage of the target person's relaxation of vigilance, but who knows...

The wind of the sword caused Heishimu to react in an instant. He drew his sword to block the attack that had turned into a short ball, and then he was surprised by the power of the little fat man's knife.

This is not like the power that a young child can possess. Could it be that he is really the third-class body that Master Wu Mi is looking for? !

A... kid?

……

The dream collapsed, and when the fog cleared, the Itachi sitting on the branch with a knife in his hand met six strange eyes.

There is a man's level in his eyes, one of the top strings.

Itachi looked at Heishimu indifferently, and the color of the sun wheel knife that was unsheathed for the first time changed in Itachi's hand.

It was a red and black sun wheel knife, unique and unique.

All six eyes of Heishimu looked at Tuanzi in front of him, and he saw the strange pattern in those eyes. At the same time, Tuanzi disappeared in the next second, and his voice appeared from the left side of Heishimu.

"I'll use you to test the knife today."

The author has something to say: Itachi: sharpening the knife——

The water column that was unintentionally hacked by the younger brother: Ah Sneeze——

Butterfly Ninja who went on a mission together: Mr. Tomioka, I have a new medicine! 【shining】

The fat chapter will be updated at noon tomorrow, okay?

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