The years when I was forced to be the king of salted fish

What are the morals and the lower limit?

For Itachi who has been reborn once and has let go of everything before and set up a new ideal, integrity and lower limits are useless things. If it is for a salted fish life, all of these can be discarded.

His ultimate killer is learned from Sasuke. When he was young, Sasuke was white and tender, very cute, especially when he raised his head and acted like a baby at him, Itachi was the best way to resist.

So after rebirth, Itachi kept a trump card, a trump card that can be used to rescue at critical moments.

This trump card is not the ability like Kaleidoscope Sharingan, but the coquettish method he summed up from Sasuke. No one can reject a cute child with a baby voice and a baby voice, even the fierce and undead Kawami So is Mi.

After the plan was approved, Itachi sat very comfortably at Undead Kawa Minya's home, and began to enjoy today's portion of salted fish life. Immortal Kawa Miniya soon realized that he had been cheated, and just looked at his Itachi with watery eyes. Already changed another time!a face.

"you……"

Immortal Chuan Minami opened his mouth and Itachi turned his head and looked over. He stared at Fengzhu's eyes expressionlessly and did not speak for a long time. feeling of blushing and heartbeat.

He rested his chin on one hand and looked at Itachi who was in the same posture as Kasumizu Tokiichirou, he!I always feel that the dumplings of the Lord's family are better than expected.

Immortal Kawa Miniya poked the dumpling lightly with the Japanese knife in his hand, and the dumpling moved and turned to look at him again.

"Are you for..."

Undead Kawa Minami wanted to ask whether Itachi's cute expression just now was to avoid training. Who knows that before he finished speaking, the originally indifferent face showed a smile, and those watery black eyes The big eyes narrowed into a slit, and then followed the childish voice belonging to the dumpling, "Brother Shimi~"

Immortal Chuan Shiya: Critically hit! ! ! ! ! !

The salted fish itachi, whose lower limit was smashed all over the ground, made a victory gesture in his heart. It was obvious that Immortal Kawashiya's weakness was really easy to handle.

In the end, the pillar of wind did not die Kawashiya, and failed.

After Immortal Kawashiya was killed three times, he couldn't remember the training anymore.

After Immortal Kawa Miniya left Itachi to enjoy dinner, he personally sent the dumplings home, and told Itachi that acting like a baby next time would never have any effect!

Itachi, who had successfully pinpointed Undead Kawasaki's weakness, looked the man up and down, and then said oh, no matter how he looked at Undead Kawaminiya, he didn't look like someone who could resist Danzi's coquettishness.

After Itachi came home, she saw the smiling Hina from a distance. Hina walked over in small steps, came to Itachi's side and half knelt down, she raised her hand to smooth Itachi's somewhat messy hair, then tilted her head and said : "Itachi will definitely grow up vigorously. This is the wish of me, other brothers and sisters, as well as my father and mother."

Chii Yi said such a sentence without thinking, but Itachi immediately understood the meaning behind her.

Chia's sensitivity is not inferior to anyone, and it is obvious that Chia has seen through herself. Even so, she still did not force anything, but told Itachi that all of them hoped that Itachi would thrive.

Itachi held Hina's finger, and Hina smiled and looked at the younger brother who looked the least like but also most like Ubuyashiki in the family. If possible, they all hope that Itachi can grow up according to their own ideas.

"Itachi, you have a warm heart."

……

Who in the world knows you best?

The answer is family.

Itachi's disguise gradually began to be exposed as he came into contact with Zhu, and the first people to discover were his family members.

The family members don't want to make too many demands on Itachi, but that's their wish and idea. After joining the Ghost Killing Team, Itachi, who is the healthiest, is doomed not to fulfill Xianyu's lifelong dream.

So Chiayi's hope is that when he can still relax, it is enough to be happy.

But Itachi always felt that Hina's wish was impossible to realize!

After sending away the wind pillar immortal Kawa Minya and the insect pillar Butterfly endured the mission, Itachi, who thought he could rest, ushered in Kasumizhu Tokito no Ichiro.

Wuichiro is probably the person who likes Itachi the most. When he came back this time, he even brought back all kinds of delicacies for Itachi, and piled them all in front of Itachi.

Shitou Wuichiro is not a person with obvious emotions. Before losing his memory, he lived like a person without a soul. He has no emotions of normal people, nor does he understand the ways of the world, and he does not understand the fetters between human beings. .

Until one day he met Itachi who attracted him enough.

The chubby Itachi is like a doll that broke into Tokito Muichiro's world, successfully attracted Tokito Muichiro's full attention, and fell for it.

Shitou Muichiro showed a cute smile, "I think these should be liked by the fat tumbler, so I bought them all!"

"Thank you."

Since Tomioka Yoshiyuki's comparison, Itachi sees everyone as "cute", so he will show a slight smile to Tokito Muichiro.

Tokitomuichiro likes to see Itachi's smile the most. He stretched out his hand and poked Itachi, feeling like he was cute. The smile of the dumpling wiped away all the fatigue from Tokitomuichiro's previous missions.

If it weren't for Itachi's dislike of close contact, Tokito Muichiro would have liked to hold people tightly in his arms and rub them hard to express his love.

Itachi looked at the gift from Tokito Muichiro in front of him, and began to think about the part related to Tokito Muichiro on the training sheet that Amane gave him.

Except for Kasumi's breath, Shitou Muichiro is the most superb compared to other pillars in his reaction ability and moving speed, so in the basic training about Itachi given by Shitou Muichiro, he wants to exercise Itachi's It's responsiveness and speed.

then……

Itachi thought about the ten-lap-a-day running program that Shitou Muichiro had listed for himself, and suddenly felt that Shitou Muichiro wasn't suitable for being so close, anyway, running didn't match his current body shape.

"Fat tumbler, let's start training tomorrow!"

Itachi was still thinking about this just now, and then Tokito Wuichiro opened his mouth, and itachi's serious expression showed a slight crack.

However, he also has a different trump card for Tokito Muichiro. Itachi staggered over and held Tokito Muichiro's hand, and said very seriously: "Muichiro, can you study with me tomorrow? We can train the day after tomorrow. Do it again."

Itachi looked at Shitou Muichiro with expectant eyes, and Muichiro nodded immediately after hesitating for [-] seconds. You must know that this is the first time that Danko has made a request to him, and Muichiro will never refuse.

Shitou Wuichiro was thinking about training or something, just like what Itachi said, there would be no problem in doing it the day after tomorrow!

"Okay, then we'll be training the day after tomorrow."

Itachi then used the same reason the day after tomorrow to delay time.

In the next period of time, the pillars discovered something. They seemed to be "anti-killed" by the lord's family.

Ever since they set up the regiment's training plan, no one has completed their plan. Every time the regiment has seized their weakness to escape, and every time it has been a damn success.

The only one who hasn't fought Itachi now is Yanzhu Beimingyu Xingming.

Itachi has different ways of treating each pillar. For example, Tokito Muichiro couldn't resist Itachi's request the most. Every time Itachi showed a please-please expression, Muichiro forgot about the training.

As for Itachi, when he faced Chongzhu Butterfly Shinobi, Kawami Kawami, and the shy Oizhu Kanroji Mitsuri, his trump card was acting like a baby. His brother and sister with a baby voice instantly killed the three pillars, and he could even go from Get some goodies on their hands.

For example, Hagi Mochi made by Kawami Kawami.

Also, when facing Yanzhu Purgatory Kyojuro who proposed to let Itachi train, Itachi chose to play a straight ball. He would justly tell Purgatory Kyojuro that he was injured and had to go home to rest when he was just doing stretching exercises. !

Afterwards, the overly enthusiastic and hearty Purgatory Xingjurou will immediately send Itachi home and tell him to rest well!

Itachi concludes that this is a disease escape.

There is also the snake pillar Ihei Xiaobanei who is as difficult to deal with as a poisonous snake.

Itachi had already seen him through on the first day, and he has two ways to deal with Snake Zhu. If Oizhu Ganluji Mitsuri is at the headquarters, Itachi will invite Oizhu to train together, and then he will be in Lianzhu Ganlusi Whenever Mitsuri acted like a baby in front of him, Ganluji Mitsuri would intercede for him.

If Oizu is not here, Itachi will seriously negotiate with Iguro-chan, for example, if you don't cut back on today's training, I won't invite Oizhu to join the training.

So Ihe Xiaoba, who was seen through by Itachi, fell completely without any resistance.

The only one among the Nine Pillars who doesn't have a deep contact with Itachi is Otoju Umo Tengen. After Itachi learned that he is a ninja, he knew how to handle it. Both in appearance and in heart, he is gorgeous, very much like Didara Akatsuki. man.

As a former ninja, Itachi sat down with Yumao Tengen to discuss the existence and abilities of ninjas as if I had read some books. Every time, Umao Tengen beat his feet and chest, wishing to abduct Itachi to become his youngest son.

After finishing the seven pillars that set the plan, Itachi did some calculations. Except for Tiehanhan Tomioka Yiyong who did not participate in the training plan, he was left with only Beimingyu Xingming who did not match up.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka: Actually, I also want to...

Now Itachi is finally waiting for Beimingyu Xingming who has been away from the headquarters for a long time on a mission.

Beimingyu Xingming is the earliest among the nine pillars to become a pillar. His strength is beyond doubt, and he can be called the strongest ghost killing team.

Moreover, Beimingyu Xingming is blind, his eyes can't see but other senses are very sensitive.

After Itachi had inadvertently come into contact with a man at the age of two, he knew that the man had noticed something, just like Bei Mingyu Xingming said that he could pretend to be a wobbly child walking, but he couldn't pretend to be really weak , and before meeting Beimingyu Xingming, Itachi never thought that the Ghost Killing Squad would have such a number one character.

So he succeeded in tragedy.

So when they met on the first day, he was defined as a pretender by Beimingyu Xingming.

The practice of Beimingyu Xingming is not simple. In Itachi's eyes, Beimingyu Xingming has no flaws from head to toe, and even his heart reveals a fortitude that ordinary people don't have in his compassion.

Itachi looked up at the tearful man, and the man rambled about how happy he was to see such a healthy Itachi, and then the man started talking about their upcoming training sessions.

Itachi wanted to sigh when he heard the words of Beiming Yu Xingming. In Zhu's training plan, although the others were a little crazy, everyone made a plan just to strengthen his physique, and most of the courses were based on the basics.

As for the training of Beimingyu Xingming, he wanted to train him to become a real swordsman.

Itachi pondered, and the lamentation of Yu Xingming without any flaws was really a headache.

"I have never understood Mr. Itachi, Mr. Itachi obviously possesses extraordinary power, why should he hide his strength?"

Itachi looked at the sky, he would not answer the words of mourning Yu Xingming, if he answered, it would be a disguised admission that he has great power, the best way now is to pretend that he doesn't understand.

And Itachi thinks that Beimingyu Xingming will not understand that kind of leisurely life of salted fish!

Beiming Yu Xingming put his hands together and said Namo Amitabha, and then he stretched out his big hand in the direction of Itachi. According to their current situation, Beiming Yu Xingming would probably throw him beside the sun-warmed place Let him receive physical and spiritual strengthening in the stream.

Itachi is not interested in such things as getting wet, but he told himself in a flash that he can't hide, if he hides this game, he will lose [-]% of the game.

Beiming Yu Xingming lifted Itachi's collar, and after feeling the weight of Itachi, Beiming Yu Xingming froze for a moment, obviously he didn't expect Itachi to be...really fat.

"Itachi-kun, you..."

Itachi: Throw it if you want, don't talk about weight!If I'm exposed, I'm not Uchiha, Ubuyashiki, Itachi!