The years when I was forced to be the king of salted fish

Itachi Uchiha, a standard salted fish, his goal in life is to lie flat without thinking about progress.

However, due to his outstanding personal ability, he was successfully identified by the third generation of Naruto Sarutobi as his successor.When the voice of the Third Hokage came into the ears of Itachi who could hear the voice of all things, Itachi froze in place. He never thought that Hiruzaru Sarutobi would regard him as his successor.

A... Uchiha.

Itachi: I should do something.

Until Itachi returned to the apartment and lay on the bed, he was still immersed in the thoughts of Sandai Hokage. How to make Sandai Hokage change his mind without appearing too deliberate, this is the question Itachi is thinking about.

This kind of problem is too complicated, Itachi fell asleep after thinking about it, he didn't know that in the night when he was sleeping soundly, someone had already started to sleep all night.

After a Chunin exam, Konoha completely turned into a state of joy and sorrow.

……

Gaara likes the bodyguard that Konoha Pai gave him very much, because he can sleep peacefully by Itachi's side, which is something Gaara has never been able to do in the past ten years.

The three Gaara from Hidden Sand Village all advanced, and the next final will be more intense. Gaara did not relax, but got up early in the morning for training.

After Itachi had a conversation with Shukaku, Shukaku became much more well-behaved, and the relationship between him and Gaara was maintained in a peaceful state under Itachi’s butterfly effect. Shukaku was willing to provide Gaara with more chakra, so I Gaara's abilities began to improve by leaps and bounds.

Itachi's avatar yawned. He sat on the eaves and watched Gaara's training with interest. The bored Itachi began to diverge his thoughts. He expected a war between the tailed orcs Churiki, maybe he could Fishing in troubled waters, using the crane to get news about the ten tails from the mouth of the nine-tailed demon fox.

Itachi, who has deduced everything, has a new idea, not only does not need to expose it in front of Kyuubi, but also can get the most accurate news from Touwei.

"Compared with your fellow clan and Konoha's Jinchuriki, who will win in the end?"

After training, Gaara suddenly said something that sounded inexplicable. He didn't have any title, and Itachi knew that Gaara was talking to him.

"Things in the game change rapidly, and any result is possible."

Itachi lightly landed beside Gaara, he lowered his head and looked at the young man with firm eyes and pursed his lips. From Gaara's expression, Itachi could see that his desire to win was already overwhelmed.

"The only thing I know is that the day of the final must be very exciting."

After this year's Chunin Exam Qualifiers, due to various reasons, the list of finals that should have been announced in advance was delayed.Itachi thinks this is not a good phenomenon, and he very doubts whether the sudden change of the rules is related to Uchiha.

No matter how many little tricks there are behind the Chunin exam, Itachi will not care, he believes that Sasuke's ability will be able to hand in a satisfactory answer.

At the same time, itachi encouraged Gaara to make more friends, such as Kyuubi's Jinchuriki, Itachi said very firmly: "You have to believe, you will become friends."

Selfish Itachi: Gaara and Naruto become friends, Shukaku and Kyuubi may have a connection, I can get news from Shukaku

A simple yet complete plan was formed in Itachi's heart.

……

No matter how big a child is, he is still a child, and he will listen to some opinions and suggestions given by adults. Under Itachi's guidance, Gaara was quickly "defeated" by Uzumaki Naruto, who has a special mouth escape skill. , Thoroughly regard Naruto as a good friend.

Injuriki and Injuriki become friends. This situation is not common. Sand Hidden Village wants to stop it but is afraid of Gaara's power. They make suggestions to the third Hokage, saying that they are worried that the combination of Tailed Beast and Tailed Beast will cause irreversible results.The "reasonable suggestion" of Sand Hidden Village met the evasive Sandai Hokage, and in the end there was no reason for it. In addition, Temari and Kankuro deliberately released water, and Gaara's friend making action went very smoothly.

Just two days before the final, Itachi received another message from Zabuzhan and Shiro. They accidentally met the target character Itachi told them, Konan. Judging from the report, Xiaonan's state is very strange , as if being controlled.

Itachi heard the crow's message, and guessed that Obito had further controlled Konan. The last way to monitor Nagato was to use Konan. Itachi knew this, so Obito could naturally think of it.

It is impossible for the crow to send good news all the time. The second crow delivered new news about the Akatsuki organization. The actions of Hidan and others in the Akatsuki organization have become mysterious, and the direction of action has turned to Konoha.

Itachi couldn't help frowning at the news of the crow. What he was most worried about happened, or he was about to face the most troublesome situation.

"Will Ah Fei send Hidan and Kakuto? What a troublesome combination."

Akatsuki organizes activities with a pair of partners. Itachi's former partner was Kisame. One of them is better at illusion, and the other is better at physical skills.In other words, most of Akatsuki's partners are either compatible in personality or complementary in ability, while Kakudu and Hidan are both very compatible.

Itachi still remembers Kisame once called them "Zombie Duo", which is inseparable from the ninjutsu of Kadotsu and Hidan.

Fei Duan's battles are mainly physical attacks, but he has a special ability-immortality. Fei Duan, who believes in evil gods, can make his opponent bear the same damage as himself through curses, so fighting with Fei Duan is often not He killed the enemy, but the enemy killed himself.

As for Kakudo's ninjutsu Itachi, he has never liked it from the beginning to the end. Kakudo has the secret technique "Earth Grievance". Simply put, it can capture the hearts of others in battle. Up to five hearts can be stored in the body. By replacing Heart to prolong life.At the same time, every heart plundered by him can be turned into a black body monster formed by secret techniques, inheriting the ninjutsu of the original owner.

It is not easy to deal with the undead duo. If Jiaodu can be restrained by killing his heart, the unkillable Fei Duan can only be sealed.

Itachi raised his hand and touched his nose, the combination of Kakuzu and Hidan made him unable to deal with it easily.After Orochimaru, Itachi has predicted that he is about to usher in a new battle.

For Itachi, who has become lazy by nature, he didn't complain or sigh, but seriously thought about why he made the decision to return to Konoha back then, and put it into practice with the book.

Itachi: Sorry, what should I do.

……

Unfortunately, there is no medicine to eat.

Itachi lay resting under the tree in the courtyard of the Uchiha mansion. He already knew the enemy he was about to face. Compared with Orochimaru before, itachi at this moment was obviously facing danger, but he showed a leisurely look .

This is also a reasonable thing. If Orochimaru needs to use some means to solve it, then only violence remains in the face of the undead duo.

Itachi closed his eyes and heard a crisp sound coming from a distance, followed by eager footsteps. Itachi opened one eye and glanced at the direction of the corridor. Sasuke, who had returned from training, ran up quickly and loaded it with one end. Weasel's arms.

Itachi, who didn't respond after being hit, looked at the top of Sasuke's head and had a good suggestion.

"Sasuke, I have a small task for you."

Itachi is going to prepare his "coffin" for Ehidan in advance. As for Sasuke, Itachi is going to let his precious brother dig the hole first.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-07-1200:38:41~2021-07-1402:38:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Chufeng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!