How to make fritters

"Then please Wu find a way to keep me alive." Xia Youjie said with a smile.

"I'll always...huh?" The sad emotions that Gojo Satoru had finally created were suppressed all of a sudden,

"You say it again?" Gojo Satoru pulled Xia Youjie in front of him, his eyes fixed on Xia Youjie's face.

"I said, please find a way to keep me alive." Xia Youjie repeated in a good-tempered manner, looking at Wujo Wu's panicked and terrified eyes,

Xia Youjie asked amusedly,

"Could it be that you think I'm going to let you kill me?"

Gojo Satoru didn't answer, but his eyes already showed a positive answer.

"I have promised you,

Anyway, it is also the strongest,

You have some confidence in yourself, Wu. Xia Youjie sighed helplessly.

"Jie really wants to live, right?" Wujo Wu asked cautiously, although he really wanted Xia Youjie to live,

But I don't want the other party to linger in the world just to comfort myself... That would be too unfair to Jie.

"What the hell are you afraid of... The Wu Ke I know has never shown such an expression." Xia Youjie was a little moved by the look of wanting to be bullied.

he held out his hand,

Snoring Wujo Satoru's head, "I really want to live,

But if Satoru isn't with me,

Then just pretend I didn't say that. "

"Of course together!" Gojo Wu grabbed Xia Youjie's hand,

With a look of surprise on his face, "I'm sure I can find a way!"

"Ah." Xia Youjie smiled emotionally, "After all, you are the strongest."

"Jie is also the strongest," Gojo Satoru said,

"If it wasn't for Jie..." Xia Youjie stretched out his hand to cover Gojo Wu's mouth,

"Although you may not realize it yourself,

But the words you speak now always carry some magic. "

curse?Gojo Satoru blinked his eyes,

Indicating Xia Youjie to let go of his hand. "Maybe it has something to do with you? After all, Jie already has three seals." Thinking of this,

Gojo Satoru became happy again, "In this way, no matter where Jie is, I can find it~"

here we go again,

Xia Youjie sighed.Enlightenment's desire to control, concern for himself, love for himself... made Xia Youjie powerless to resist, but it was like being soaked in a handful of warm water. The feeling of being wrapped was so comfortable that people didn't want to wake up. Come.

But the curse seal, forget it when you were a child, and dare to bully honest people when you were in college... Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes, and the look at Wujo Wu began to look a little bit unfriendly.

"Now that we've finished talking about this matter," Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu sat in the blood, "let's settle the score."

"Ale?" Wutiao Wu's veins in both hands were controlled by Xia Youjie, and he couldn't break free for a while. 'Too bad! Wutiao Wu's heart sank, and before Xia Youjie could open his mouth, he began to apologize like pouring beans.

"I didn't intentionally deceive the ten-year-old Jie's seal of engraving, nor did I intentionally deceive the seal of Jie's engraving on DK, and I didn't intentionally engrave the seal of the curse while Jie was asleep... Anyway, I was wrong! Jie, don't hit your face, show mercy!"

? ? ?There is a curse mark on the mouth! ?Xia Youjie took a deep breath. To be honest, what he wanted to say at the beginning was not this at all. He just wanted to simply settle the account with Wujo Wu for the period of amnesia, but now the other party started to expose himself!

Gojo Satoru looked at Xia Youjie's surprised look, and realized in his heart that he had overreacted.Gojo Satoru showed a tired smile. "Jay~ I was joking just now—"

Wujo Wu was directly stunned by Xia Youjie's straight punch, "Hiss—" Wujo Wu hurriedly stretched out his hand to protect his cheekbones, "Jie, you actually hit my beautiful face... If you make me ugly in the future what to do?"

"Just mess with me while I'm losing my memory. When did you engrave the seal on your mouth?" Xia Youjie didn't have any expression on his face, but Wujo Wu was very familiar with this kind of attitude. So much so that he rolled his eyes, and the next second he reached out to pick up the blood from the ground and splashed it on Xia Youjie's face.

"Wu, Tiao, Wu," Xia Youjie closed his eyes subconsciously, and when he dried his face and opened his eyes, Wu Tiao Wu had already started to run with his long legs.

OK, you're dead.Xia Youjie smiled kindly.He stood up calmly, like a monk who saves all sentient beings.

Let you run for a while... Xia Youjie stretched out his hand and tied the half-tied ball head into a ponytail again.

Afterwards, he took off the cassock that was not conducive to running, revealing the tight clothing that was convenient for melee combat.After making sure that his hair would not affect him, Xia Youjie started running barefoot.

"Jie, your legs are so short~" Gojo Satoru turned back leisurely and elegantly as he ran, laughing at Xia Youjie who was chasing after him.

Of course I was joking, without spells, Gojo Satoru would never be able to outrun Xia Youjie.He has not been caught up now only because he escaped early.

After a while, Gojo Satoru didn't dare to speak any more, so he could only keep his mouth shut and speed up.In front of him, there happened to be a high mountain made of corpses, and the person sitting on it looked familiar to him.

"Damn the strongest..." Two-sided Su Nuo also saw the famous scene of chasing each other in front of him. Because it was too interesting, he stretched out his hand and threw a skull over, which happened to trip Wuwu's legs.

"You don't talk about martial arts—" Wutiaowu fell to the ground, before he could get up, Liangmian Sunuo dropped another piece and hit the opponent in the head.

At this time, Xia Youjie also successfully caught up. "Thank you." Xia Youjie thanked the other party without blushing and panting, and then he directly crushed Wutiao Wu.

"Uh-Jie, you've changed..." Wujo Gou stretched out his hand tremblingly, and gave Xia Youjie a middle finger.

"This is really a rare world famous painting." Osamu Dazai, dressed in black and wearing a red scarf, poked his head out from the pile of bones and looked at them with a smile.

"It turns out that this is called a world-famous painting. It seems that my dwarf's art appreciation level is not up to standard." The head of Osamu Dazai also protruded from the pile of bones opposite him, but it was him wearing a brown suit. , and there are several knives inserted into the gaps in the bones beside him.

"What a wonderful existence." The Russian with a white velvet hat appeared not far from Osamu Dazai.

"Is this the strongest? It's not as good as the horse I bet on." On the other side, Fu Heisher walked over slowly with his arms folded, "If Hui is taken away by you, I will cut off your brain directly .”

It seems that everyone is here... Xia Youjie thought so, and let go of Gojo Wu somewhat unsatisfactorily. "You have already thought of a solution?" He raised his eyebrows and glanced at the smiling white hair under him.

"That's right, but it took so long because I wasn't sure what Jie was thinking..." Gojo Satoru stood up grinning, "Jie is really too much, I can't use the reversal technique now... "

Wujo Gojo's left cheekbone was swollen by Xia Youjie's beating, and it is estimated that the next step is to change color.

Xia Youjie smiled brightly, and even clenched his fists. "Do you want me to help you balance it?"

"No need~ Jie can treat me to Kikufu after we go out!" Gojo Satoru also smiled.

What a face?

Xia Youjie took a deep breath, ignored Gojo Wu, looked at the people in front of him, and opened his mouth to say something.

"Are you all sinners?"

Everyone present: Okay, it seems that the two of them have the same thing.

"Yes~" The two Dazai Osamu raised their hands first, followed by Fyodor, Tian and Tyrant snorted next to him and did not speak, and the two-faced Su Nuo immediately closed their eyes and fell asleep.

"The current plan is like this. The people in Yokohama should have been able to determine the singularity, right?" Gojo Satoru clapped his hands, making everyone focus on him.

"That's right, although I thought I would meet me in other worlds, I didn't expect to meet a black mud spirit... I was about to throw up." The only one who was still alive, Dazai Osamu, said.

"Dr. Ali has developed a locator for switching worlds." Fyodor threw the thing to Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie, "Although I really want to open the singularity with Osamu Dazai, it's a pity... I It’s not a complete conflict with his ability.”

"So this is the reason why both Osamu Dazai can appear in Prison Gate." Gojo Satoru nodded and put his watch on. "So what about Shier?"

"Ah, it's done. It's really troublesome that the sword changed back halfway through the fight." Fuhesher scratched his head boredly, "Although those things are not the same as the curse spirit, after all, there is a curse spirit next to it." king."

The two-faced Su Nuo on the top threw an oversized black lacquer to Xia Youjie. "The retrograde army you want is the name, right? This guy seems to be the strongest over there..."

Xia Youjie looked at the half-dead retrograde army thrown in front of him in surprise, and reached out to touch it.Three seconds later, a dark ball appeared in Xia Youjie's palm. "It seems that it can be absorbed into a curse spirit."

Xia Youjie turned his back and swallowed the dumpling.Su Nuo on both sides looked at Xia Youjie excitedly. "I didn't expect such a strange spell to appear, kid, can you eat any spell?"

"I'll take it as if you're complimenting me, but I don't eat everything." Xia Youjie replied with a smile suppressing his nausea.

Powerful, this retrograde army is indeed a powerful existence.The moment Xia Youjie swallowed it, he felt the energy in his body begin to fill rapidly.Xia Youjie sighed in satisfaction.

"Okay, it seems that Jie's armed reserves are almost ready now, let's go!" Gojo Satoru took Xia Youjie's hand, "Although it is said that after entering the singularity, I will be scattered to different places, but I still I want to get closer to Jie~"

"Hurry up, get lost, I'm going blind." Fu Heisher stepped forward and pushed the two of them.

"Be careful that Hui hates you!" Gojo Satoru yelled loudly, "Hui-chan is so soft, I really like his Gojo teacher~"

"If I had known earlier, I should have pierced your brain directly." Fu Heisher clicked his tongue in displeasure, but put aside the hand that wanted to hit Gojo Wu's head.

Although the two Dazai Osamu looked at each other with disgust, they stood opposite each other with serious faces at the moment, and then each stretched out a finger as if they were about to die.

"Do you hate each other so much?" Gojo Satoru looked at the two of them as if they were going to become dehydrated dried mackerel, feeling very ridiculous.

"It should be because I hate myself." Xia Youjie looked at the two Dazai who suddenly stared at him.

"I didn't expect to be discovered by a guy who likes to eat rags..." The two Dazai Osamu looked at each other, and at the same time activated their supernatural ability [Disqualification in the World]

The space seems to be compressed, just like the domain of the two-faced Su Nuo, the space is cut by an invisible sharp blade, and finally a black hole that seems to be able to swallow everything is formed.

"Okay, you can go in~" Osamu Dazai shook his fingers, "Don't forget to bring out the world-class treasure over there, otherwise this trip will really be a waste of time."

"No problem~" Wutiao Wuchong waved his hands, and walked into the black hole with Xia Youjie.

The singularity disappears and everything goes back to how it was before. "It's so boring..." Fyodor looked at Osamu Dazai who was standing on the left and right, and suddenly took out an apple from his pocket, "Do you want to eat an apple?"

"Hey, fight with me." Fu Heisher stood below, looking at Su Nuo on both sides with an uneasy expression.

Su Nuo stared at Fu Heisher on both sides.This guy is very strong. With one finger, the two-faced Su Nuo will definitely not be able to beat him... Really troublesome.

"Why should I fight you?" Two-faced Su Nuo propped his face with his hands, staring at the sky and the tyrant below with contempt.

What a terrifying aura, I heard that he almost killed Gojo Satoru before... It seems that someone is not exaggerating.Su Nuo on both sides looked at Fu Heisher with satisfaction, he never thought that such existence as heaven and curse really existed, and he was born in a Buddhist monastery... I really don't know whether to say he is lucky or unlucky.

"Because Fu Heihui is my son." Fu Heisher showed a malicious smile, which was even more terrifying than the cursed king for a while.

son?Two-faced Su Nuo took a few seconds to digest all this. Although Fu Heihui and Tian and the Tyrant could not be said to look very similar, they were almost identical, but the King of Curses still didn't consider family affection.

"I thought Fu Heihui jumped out of the rock by himself, but I didn't expect him to have an old man?" Two-faced Su Nuo sneered, he knew who and where Fu Heihui learned his close combat skills from. Here it comes.

A good long-range mage is wrong, and he insists on fighting melee with the magic spirit... It's because his father doesn't have a magic spirit, so he can only fight in melee!

The good Fu Heihui was spoiled by this heaven and the tyrant!

"That kid Wujo Wu told me that you fell in love with Hui?" Fu Heisher quickly kicked the mountain of bones, "You better be exterminated quickly."

"Those who are already dead should stay underground obediently." Provoked by Fu Heisher, Su Nuo on both sides stood up, shook his sleeves, and came out with four knives in each of the four hands.

On the other side of the prison gate, Yuanshin, who felt that the space was constantly shaking because of those sinners, sighed. "Goodness, goodness, bear with them for a while..."

After completing this vote, he must retire!Otherwise, just like what Wutiao Wu said, the criminals are going to have a party inside the prison gate!

The author has something to say: Small theater: what kind of experience is it to hold a party in the border of the prison gate

Two-faced Su Nuo: Die (in fact, I can't beat it)

Fu Heisher: Go away (actually it won’t work)

Dazai Osamu: Although the other me is disgusting, but the fact that kind people stay together makes me wish to be beaten by the little dwarf again~

Osamu Dazai: Although the other me is disgusting, staying with Mr. Mouse makes me want to dance the port building again.

Monk Yuanxin: Show a smile (This is not a shelter, get out of here——) (I would rather live forever in the prison gate than see these sinners)