How to make fritters

The most amazing thing about Gojo Satoru is that he can perceive the flow of time outside,

In this regard, even the two-faced Su Nuo who has a magical connection with the outside world can only sigh with envy.

The Prison Gate is a special magic tool, people locked inside will lose the perception of space and time,

The results of it?Gojo Satoru can not only perceive time,

Also be aware of what's going on outside.

"Take a year here as an example, only 0.02 seconds have passed outside!" Gojo Satoru stretched out a finger,

poked Su Nuo's face on both sides,

"So I can stay here with Jie for more than ten years!"

Although there is nothing wrong with this sentence, why does it sound so bad?Two-faced Su Nuo refused to think about this problem, his four eyes were fixed on Gojo Satoru,

"I don't care what you think,

Just one thing to ask you, do you really want to get out? "

"That's right,

And as we said before,

If you can bring Jay back to life,

It's not that I can't do you a favor. "Gojo Satoru said with a smile.

"Oh? What do you think I'd like you to help me with?" Two-faced Su Nuo twitched his lips and looked at the man in front of him.

The guy who said that the King of Curses is an extremely evil existence should really look carefully at it with wide eyes. The hope of the conjurer is really bad. so.

"How about letting you leave the body of Yuzu Yujin? Become Fukuroe's shikigami?" Gojo Satoru was satisfied to see the expression of the two-faced Su Nuo becoming gloomy.

Six eyes are really disgusting,

Su Nuo thought on both sides.He cursed the king unchained for a thousand years,

No one can guess my own mind,

Even Limei, who has been by her side all the time,

It's also all about guesswork.But only the five enlightenments,

It was really clear.

However, if Gojo Satoru won a game like this, he would be really upset.Two-faced Su Nuo sneered,

He opened his mouth and said, "Wujo Wu, son of God, your ability is indeed even inferior to me. But,"

Gojo Satoru's smiling mouth drooped, "What do you want to say?"

"Unlike me, you have things that you can't do no matter how hard you try, don't you?" The two-faced Su Nuo looked at Wujo Wu with satisfaction, even if he used all his murderous intent against himself, the king of curses was still rampant smile.

"Wu?" Xia Youjie's returning voice made Wujou subdue quickly. Looking at the two-faced Su Nuo who felt that he had won a round, Wutiaowu curled his lips and moved closer to Xia Youjie, "Jie, this curse is so small. bully me--"

"Why did he bully you?" Xia Youjie looked at Su Nuo on both sides, and got a pair of innocent dog eyes.

Didn't the two of them want to team up to bully me?Xia Youjie choked for a moment and sensed something was wrong.

"He said he wanted to kill me, and he also said that he would kill Jie... I don't want to be separated from Jie—" Wutiao Wu rubbed Xia Youjie in his arms, and Xia Youjie noticed the two faces of Nuo The expression on his face was about to spit out, and he figured it out that Wujo Satoru was just talking nonsense for no reason.

But in the current situation, if he stood on the side of Su Nuo on both sides, Wu might fight with himself directly... Thinking of this, Xia Youjie's eyes are dead, and his small eyes are about to frown It became a seam. "Okay, okay, what do you think?"

Ignoring the two-faced Su Nuo' I have so much confidence in you, is this what you are? Xia Youjie touched Wutiao Wu's big head with a displeased expression, "Aren't you going to accompany me to strengthen your strength? Wu, don't go too far."

"Okay, we just need to take the two-faced Su Nuo with us when we go out, and the curse spirits will appear continuously!" Wutiao Wu took out a red string, and before the two of them could react, he directly threw the cursed king Tie it up firmly. "Jie, just tie it to your waistband. The curse of the King of Curses is very powerful, and the curse spirits within a radius of ten miles will be greedy~"

"Enlightenment..." The two-faced Su Nuo, who was entangled tightly by the red rope and could not escape at all, twisted and twisted in Xia Youjie's hands. Xia Youjie said with some embarrassment, "Isn't this a tortoise shell..."

"Jie, what are you talking about?" Gojo Goku tilted his head pretending to understand nothing, but Xia Youjie's eyes of pretending to be greasy are not cute.

"No...it's nothing." Xia Youjie turned his head with his ears red, and honestly pinned the two-faced Su Nuo to his belt.

This is beauty in the eye of the beholder... Two-faced Su Nuo took a deep breath and wrote down all the crimes he suffered in the prison gate in a small notebook. Although he couldn't deal with the two orangutans Wutiao Wu and Xia Youjie, But now I still have a container of Knotweed Yuren... I'm sorry, it's all your teacher's fault.

"Don't think about making a container~" Wujo Wu suddenly said, interrupting Liangmian Su Nuo's thoughts.Looking into those blue eyes, what Su Nuo heard in his ears was, "If Youren is wronged, teacher, I'll just let Hui-chan live with his father!"

Gan!The two-faced Su Nuo completely believes that Gojo Satoru has this strength, the sky and the tyrant...forget it, spells are useless to him, even if he gathers all the fingers, he can only draw with him...

What else can I say, I can only bite my teeth and swallow blood, "As expected of Six Eyes." Two-faced Su Nuo praised with a grim smile.

"Thank you for the compliment~" Gojo Satoru withdrew his eyes in satisfaction, but sneered disdainfully in his heart.

That's it?Why is the king of curses like a quail?

Although thinking of Fu Heisher, I tremble a little in my heart, but considering that even if I go out in the future, this disgusting Tianhe tyrant will first focus on the two-faced Su Nuo who is fascinated by his son, Wujo Wu I thought my plan would work.

After eating, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie began to look for the curse spirit. "Jie, if it's level three or four, then there's no need to swallow it. We're mainly strengthening our strength now. Sure enough, level one and level two will be of some help to you, right?"

"Yes." Xia Youjie nodded. Although he thought that the increase in quantity could also achieve qualitative change, judging from the current situation in Yokohama, Xia Youjie stretched out his hand and crushed a fourth-level teeny head that rushed over. Quality is better.

After one trip, Xia Youjie can be said to have gained a lot. As a slum, Leibo Street has bred many curses from the darkness. Although there are no special grades, Xia Youjie is wasted just to capture the first and second level curse spirits. Spend an afternoon with Wujo Satoru.

"Jie, this is only the west side, shall we go to the east side together tomorrow?" Looking at the sunset, Gojo Satoru stretched his waist, ready to strike.

After hearing this, Su Nuo breathed a sigh of relief.Being chased and licked by all kinds of curse spirits today, my uncle's mentality is also a little bit broken.It's great that Fu Heihui wasn't led astray by this stupid teacher, the two-faced Su Nuo thought to himself.

Xia Youjie numbly swallowed the last black dumpling and nodded.Leaving aside Wutiaowu's willingness to continue catching the curse spirit, Xia Youjie really had enough.

But I don't know if he is more tolerant, after eating so many curse spirits in a row, he can still keep his face in front of Wujo Wu.Xia Youjie took a sip of water and was deeply aware of his progress.

"Jie, are you okay?" Gojo Satoru leaned over, with obvious concern on his face.

"...not bad." Xia Youjie said in a hoarse voice, "I obviously feel that my strength has improved." Also, I have eaten so many spells today, and their levels are still uncommon, so my strength will naturally improve. improve.

"Great, let's go back now?" Xia Youjie nodded after taking a piece of candy from Gojo Wu, and walked back together with him.

Walking halfway, Gojo Satoru's cell phone rang.Under Xia Youjie's intentional or unintentional gaze, he took out his mobile phone, read the information on it clearly, and then quickly hung up.

"Wu," Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes, "it can't be Teacher Ye Moth?"

"That's right~" Gojo Satoru replied with a smile, "But I was afraid that my mobile phone would not be charged, so I didn't answer it."

What the hell reason is this?Xia Youjie was about to have a theory with Wujo Wu when his cell phone rang.

"Moshi Moxi, Teacher Yemo?" Xia Youjie avoided Gojo Wu's claws and connected the phone.

【Jie, are you with Wu? 】

"Ah yes, we were just going back to the hotel." Xia Youjie glanced at Wujo Wu with some puzzlement. Ever since he came to Yokohama, he had learned about the mission from Wujo Wu. Why is Ye Mo Zhengdao so anxious today? ?

[Why don't you go back to school after your mission is completed? ] The voice on the other side seemed to be pressing on fire.

"Didn't we stay in Yokohama because of another mission?" Xia Youjie blinked in surprise.

[What task?After the curse master is arrested, there will be no missions. You should return to school immediately to report the results. 】

"But there are still many curse spirits here in Yokohama." Xia Youjie said subconsciously.

[Curse spirit?You give Wu the phone. 】

"Wu, teacher Ye Moth's phone number." Xia Youjie glanced at Wujo Wu, who had a normal face, and handed over the phone in doubt.

"Moximo, Teacher Ye Moth, have you eaten tonight?" Gotiao Satoru answered the phone and asked in a turbulent tone.

Because it was open to the public, Xia Youjie could hear Teacher Ye Moth clearly.

【Enlightenment, why did the curse spirit appear in Yokohama?what's the situation? 】

"It's the fault of the curse master. His ability has affected Leibo Street, so now Leibo Street is full of curse spirits, and there are quite a few first- and second-level ones!" Gojo Satoru still spoke in a relaxed tone.

[Since this is the case, I will allow you to stay in Yokohama, but once the exorcism mission is over, you must return to school immediately, and don't cause trouble, do you hear me? 】

"Hey, Mr. Ye Moth, go to bed early~" Gojo Satoru agreed a few times in a vague way, and then hung up the phone.

"Jie doesn't need to pick it up next time~" Wujo Wu returned the phone to Xia Youjie with dissatisfaction in his tone.

"Wu, what's going on? Shouldn't Teacher Ye Moth know about the situation in Yokohama?" Xia Youjie felt a little confused.

"If Teacher Yemo knew the twists and turns here, Osamu Dazai wouldn't have invited us here in the name of a private person!" Gojo Satoru said.

"Jie will be the same in the future, don't completely trust those guys above." Xia Youjie opened his eyes slightly, and had a guess in his heart.

"Wu, tell me the truth, this time the curse master and these curse spirits in Yokohama will not..."

"That's right, it's all the ghosts made by those old things above!" Gojo Satoru nodded and admitted the conjecture.

"At first they thought that people in Yokohama couldn't see these things, so they didn't cover it up much, but they didn't expect that although the leader here is a weak chicken, his brain is very easy to use. Not only did he find my contact information, he even concealed it. They carefully hid the guys above and let us come here."

"So that's how it is." Xia Youjie suddenly realized, and a little dissatisfaction with the upper echelons also grew in his heart. "Why would they do that?"

"Of course it's for stability!" Wu Tiao Wu picked up a strand of Xia Youjie's hair and twirled it gently in his hand. "Those old and stubborn ones dare to do anything in order to stabilize their position!"

"Then it seems that the upper echelons really hate you." Xia Youjie laughed, "If they are diehards, then I realize you are reformers?"

"I hate the two of us!" Gojo Satoru said, "Isn't Jie my partner? More than half of the disappearing curse spirits in Yokohama have entered Jie's stomach!"

"Haha," Xia Youjie laughed a few times, "It seems that I'm on a pirate ship." Although he said so, Xia Youjie's expression was very happy.

"Since Jie can't get away, let's turn over the upper floor together?" Wutiao Wuzhou asked unintentionally, but Xia Youjie could hear the expectation in the other party's tone.

For some reason, Xia Youjie didn't want to disappoint Wujo Wu.Almost subconsciously, Xia Youjie nodded, and held Gojo Wu's hand, "Okay, I'll always stand by your side, I'll be the strongest with you."

At that moment, Gojo Wu's eyes seemed to be filled with stars and moons, and he looked at Xia Youjie brightly.

Xia Youjie reacted, his ears turned red.But at this moment, what he thought of was not why he said these words, but that Gojo Satoru's eyes were so beautiful.

When they returned to the hotel, they happened to meet their old acquaintances waiting for them. "Boss Dazai, long time no see~" Gojo Satoru waved his hand with a smile, and Zhong also noticed his leader's short-lived smile, and cut off in displeasure.

Xia Youjie was really watching from the sidelines, Gojo Satoru must have said something to Dazai Osamu, and now Wujo's actions are all intentional, and Dazai Osamu is also doing it on purpose, probably to show Nakahara Chuya-kun who is next to him Bar.

This short Yokohama cadre is really miserable... Xia Youjie smiled helplessly, but he didn't intend to expose all this.

He also imitated Gojo Satoru and waved to Osamu Dazai, ignoring Nakahara Chuya who was already getting angry beside him.

Although I know that this is not good, but after all, I am also enjoying myself, comforting others and so on, whoever picks the head first will do it well.

The author has something to say: Small theater: Osamu Dazai reveals the truth afterwards

Chuya Nakahara: Bastard mackerel, it's fun to play with my feelings, isn't it?

Osamu Dazai: Of course... no, no, Chuya, please listen to my explanation

Gojo Satoru: Jay, that pair of them is an example of a mistake, Jay, we must not make such a mistake

Xia Youjie: Oh, Nitro, long time no see~

Home into the nitro:? ? ? (please don't cue)

Gojo Satoru: qaq