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Today should be the first time in Xia Youjie's life that he and Gojo Satoru went out together, because Xia Youjie's current home is relatively close to Ikebukuro West Exit Park, so the two adults who looked like children just walked into the park holding hands .

"Hey, Jie, did you see it?" Gojo Wu's blue eyes casually scanned the environment of the park, and then set his sights on the curse spirit on the seesaw.

"I see." Xia Youjie also saw the curse spirit. "You haven't recovered your sense of taste yet, can you eat it?" Wujo Wu obviously remembered Xia Youjie's current physical condition, but he also knew that the other party was eager to improve his strength, so he asked a little bit entangled.

"It's convenient to eat while you're not recovering." Xia Youjie smiled, then walked towards the curse spirit.

Watching Xia Youjie go to exorcise the curse spirit, Gojo Wu stood beside him with confidence, but suddenly, a simple third-level curse spirit suddenly expanded rapidly, and the spell power was directly overwhelmed in an instant.

"Jie—" Wutiao Wu's eyes sharpened, and he ran to Xia Youjie's side in a few steps.

Xia Youjie also keenly sensed something was wrong, and was about to leave with Wutiao Wu, but was grabbed by some shadow-like hands that suddenly appeared, and he couldn't move at all.

In the next second, the aura of the curse spirit directly evolved to the super level, and a darkness enveloped Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu.

"Are you really laughing, Jay?"

The thin and soft voice made Xia Youjie more powerless, stripped of his senses, he could only stand there in a daze, at a loss for what to do.

The surroundings are very dark, and there is no way out of the darkness. He doesn't know where the end of the field created by this curse spirit in an instant is—maybe there will never be an end.The overwhelming black enveloped him, his feet were still firmly fixed in place, and Gojo Satoru was nowhere to be found.

Anger, fear, but not knowing how to struggle, all this made him feel more and more powerless.But the voice rang again, "You are my only true friend, Jie."

Wujo Wu's voice, although it would be weird to describe it like this, but Xia Youjie really felt that Wujo Wu's voice was like the gospel of the savior.

At least at the moment when he heard the other party's voice, Xia Youjie's heart, which was beating violently due to nervousness, slowly calmed down.

"Enlightenment..." Xia Youjie's tongue felt a little bitter. Human beings are creatures who are afraid of darkness, and Xia Youjie is no exception.The unknown feeling brought by the darkness mixed with the fear of losing Wujou, entangled Xia Youjie.

"Hey, although I didn't expect much, I didn't expect that it was a brat who came here."

Like the faint light of fireflies lighting up in front of Xia Youjie's eyes, Xia Youjie also saw clearly the person who was talking to him.

The right eye and neck wrapped in bandages, the arms that were also covered in bandages exposed under the sleeves of the coat, plus a head of black hair and an expression like indulgence/desire/excessiveness... looks like an old man who is dying Same.

Danger, darkness, despair, these are the pronouns that Xia Youjie can perceive in the other party.But unfortunately, the depths of those eyes shattered all these superficial words, so that Xia Youjie couldn't think of staying away from him at all.

"Who are you?" Xia Youjie asked, he found that the shadows that bound him had disappeared, and now he could move around.

"Osamu Dazai, what about you, little friend?" Osamu Dazai looked curiously at the child in front of him who was not taking care of himself.Black-haired and purple-eyed, he has been standing there since he came here, and he is not afraid when he sees himself, which is a bit interesting.

"I'm Xia Youjie, do you know where this is?" Xia Youjie asked politely, although it can be said that Osamu Dazai's attitude towards him is a bit bad, but after all, he has seen Wujo The enlightened person, Dazai Osamu's level should be said or not, it is still a little lower.

"I actually don't know about this place, but you are the first person I saw!" Osamu Dazai had a sweet smile on his face, and then moved closer to Xia Youjie, rubbing him gently head of.

"Don't touch my head." Feeling the pressure from the top of his head, Xia Youjie took two steps back. Although the other party was not malicious at this time, Xia Youjie still felt that the touch just now was a bit weird, "You Remember how you got here?"

Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand and said, "Suicide~ It seems that the suicide was successful!"

ah?Xia Youjie decided to take back his thought that Dazai Osamu was okay just now. This guy should be on the same level as Gojo Satoru. No, if Gojo Satoru was called Green Tea, this Dazai Osamu should be called Hei Ni.

"That's right, suicide~" Osamu Dazai looked at Xia Youjie whose expression had changed, and his smile grew stronger, "I finally found a water stream suitable for suicide, but I ended up here right after I jumped into it It's..."

"That's... really regrettable." Xia Youjie said with a stiff mouth.

"Hey~" Dazai Osamu came over curiously, "How did Jie get here?"

"...Have you heard of the curse spirit?" Xia Youjie said, after seeing Osamu Dazai nodded and shook his head, he was a little strange, "Do you know or not?"

"I've heard of curse spirits. It's the magician who is responsible for exorcising them, right? But so far, I haven't seen them!" Osamu Dazai blinked his starry eyes, and said curiously, "I really want to know if the cursed What would it feel like to kill the spirit..."

It turned out to be a monkey... I also wonder if the curse spirit will kill this black mud spirit.Xia Youjie thought badly in his heart.

"Over here." The two were silent for a while, Xia Youjie suddenly felt the flow of malicious magic power coming from the left side.Subconsciously, even though he was the leader who didn't like monkeys, Xia Youjie still grabbed Dazai Zhi's wrist and led him to jump away from the place where he was standing just now.

Sure enough, as soon as their feet landed, the next second, a lot of hands suddenly popped out from where they were standing before.

"Ah, my eyes are dirty—it's so disgusting..." Osamu Dazai covered his eyes exaggeratedly. "Is this the curse spirit? I want to die refreshed and full of vigor, so I don't want to be caught by these things and let them eat!"

Why do I always feel that what Osamu Dazai is saying now is a bit inappropriate?Oh no, he can see the curse spirit?

At the critical moment, Xia Youjie couldn't think wildly. For some reason, he couldn't release any of the curse spirits he absorbed before, and now he could only be forced to flee back and forth by these random hands.

"Let me go." Looking at the sweat on Xia Youjie's forehead, Osamu Dazai said suddenly after being silent for a while.

"Are you crazy? If you let go of you, you will be caught, right?" Xia Youjie couldn't tell why he wanted to save people. Maybe it was because he could see the curse spirit, and he could become the helper of enlightenment in the future.

Xia Youjie, who defected to become a curse master and died once, refused to think about the real reason for saving people now.

"But if you grab me, you won't be able to use your power, right?" Dazai Zhi shrugged, and when Xia Youjie looked at him in surprise, Dazai Zhi said, "I'm unqualified in the world, my ability."

"That is to say, if I meet you, my ability will be invalid?" Xia Youjie looked at Dazai Zhi with some surprise, but the other party just nodded lightly, "That's right!"

Whoa, isn't this another manifestation of Heaven and Curse?Fu Heisher, come and worship this physically weak chicken.

Xia Youjie let go of Dazai Zhi, and then summoned his strongest spell spirit so far. "I found it, Osamu Dazai, get closer to me."

Under Xia Youjie's control, the curse spirits all rushed to one place, and Xia Youjie also made a strange gesture towards that place. [Surgical formula - He]

Wow, it's even scarier than the filth of the little man.Osamu Dazai watched quietly from behind, while evaluating this move in his heart.

Xia Youjie made an effective attack, because after the attack, the barrier was obviously shaken, and the point that was attacked also became fragmented.

"It does seem to be effective. Did Jie try again?" Osamu Dazai asked curiously from behind.

"No need," Xia Youjie smiled, then pointed forward, "My friend is here to save the day."

As soon as the words fell, the barrier was completely broken, followed by Wujo Wu's arrogant but worried voice, "Jie, are you still alive?"

"Ah, thanks to you." Xia Youjie laughed suddenly, looking at Dazai Zhi standing beside him, Xia Youjie thought for a while and then said, "By the way, I met an interesting guy."

Osamu Dazai paused his smile when he heard Xia Youjie's answer, but after seeing Gojo Satoru's face, the original smile returned to his face. "This is the friend you came to rescue, it looks so strong!"

"Of course, I'm the strongest!" Gojo Satoru heard Dazai Osamu's words, leaned over and said proudly while pushing Dazai Osamu away.

Being pushed away, Osamu Dazai was not angry, after all, he was just testing the relationship between these two people now, but with such a strong desire to control, this discovery still surprised Osamu Dazai.

"Hey, who are you?" After confirming that Xia Youjie was not injured, Gojo Gojo let Xia Youjie subdue the curse spirit, and then turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai who was smiling very charmingly. "My name is Osamu Dazai~"

He had met Dazai Osamu and heard of Dazai Osamu's name, but it might just be a passing encounter.The information obtained by Six Eyes is that Osamu Dazai is from the port of Yokohama.But now it feels a little bit wrong.

Half black and not black, the most disgusting.Gojo Satoru thought in his heart.

He didn't know why Osamu Dazai appeared in Ikebukuro, and he also knew what happened to him before, but Gojo Satoru was simply not interested.Because right now, Xia Youjie is his first choice.

"You two have such a good relationship." Osamu Dazai said with a smile, with a touch of nostalgia in his tone.

If Odasaku is still alive, he and Odasaku should be like this, right?

"Hey, should I go home after I'm safe?" Gojo Satoru found that Osamu Dazai had been watching Xia Youjie, and immediately quit.

Like a wolf cub protecting food, Osamu Dazai made a quick evaluation in his heart. "No, I'm a poor homeless person now..." While acting, Osamu Dazai quietly put his hand into his pocket.

Just because he didn't know that Jiexi didn't like cats anymore, Osamu Dazai pricked the injection needle in his pocket on his finger before Gojo Satoru wanted to come over to clean him up with a grim face.

With a "bang--", there was an extra pile of clothes on the ground for no reason, and then a black curly-haired kitten emerged from the pile of clothes.

After Xia Youjie swallowed the quasi-level one magic ball, he walked up to Mao Mao and Wujo Wu. "... Dazai Zhi?" Looking at Dazai Zhi who had turned into a soft kitten, Xia Youjie subconsciously hugged the cat.

"...Jie, do you like cats?" Wujo Wujo looked at Osamu Dazai who was being held in Xia Youjie's arms with mixed emotions.If I knew that Jie liked cats so much, I should have deliberately turned into a cat and let Xia Youjie masturbate!

"It's okay, what's the matter?" In fact, Xia Youjie, who likes cats very much, gave an ambiguous answer guiltily, and looked at Wujo Wu.

"It's nothing, Jie, do you want to raise him? He is human after all, right?" Gojo Satoru quickly changed the subject, as if he was just asking a question out of curiosity.

"It must have been affected by the spell power?" Xia Youjie looked at the cat in his arms with some uncertainty, "It should be fine after a while, right?"

Sure enough, because I like cats!Gojo Satoru had a serious face, and slowly picked up Osamu Dazai's clothes.

Although I really want to directly destroy it with a spell, but if Dazai Zhi uses this as an excuse to wear Xia Youjie's clothes... Forget it, this round will count as his Gojo Satoru.

Walking next to Xia Youjie, Wujo Wu, who looked at the cat in the other's arms from time to time with threatening eyes, firmly pressed his right hand with the index finger and middle finger interlocked.

Fortunately, he hasn't learned the field expansion yet, otherwise, Osamu Dazai would be a corpse!

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Gojo Satoru: The corpse is talking!

Osamu Dazai: Meow meow

Xia Youjie: Wu, be gentle with cats