[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

At this time, Daoist rescued back to his own world, facing everything that happened in front of him, he, he really didn't know...

"Look, Optimus Prime, whom you have been counting on, is now captured by me. Stop making unnecessary struggles, doctor, IAMYOURONLYLORD, YOUMUSTFOLLOWME."

Being handcuffed by energy to the ambulance hanging in the air, facing the unfamiliar black TF who can only be described as wretched, I really don't know what expression I should make.

"Would you believe me if I told you that you had the wrong person?"

Of course I don't believe in confinement.

The ambulance that had cost him a lot by uniting humans before finally fell into his hands, and he certainly wouldn't let it go easily.You see, Ambulance understands his temperament very well, and has the same interest (worshiping money) with him. Shouldn't he give up the pig teammate Optimus Prime and team up with him instead?

Real Life Rescue reminds me that in the TFP world, jacks used to boast how lively, cute and friendly their ambulances are - let me dismantle them, don't be too friendly!Even if the enemy is attracted by 100% POWER, what kind of sky-defying attribute is it!The most embarrassing thing is that after doing this kind of thing, he got away with it, how should he deal with it! !

"Hehehe, it's okay, doctor, when we leave the earth, you have plenty of time to think about it."

Wait for me! !What a rush!Stop it for me! ! !

Real Rescue shook his head desperately, but apparently the confinement didn't take his protest seriously, and continued to leave the earth with his spaceship, and went on his journey of robbing civilian planes (...).

Oh, you guessed it later, how could the engineer let his master lose his love (hey!), so he organized a group of people and TF to kill the spaceship, rescue Optimus Prime and the ambulance, get rid of the confinement and escape quickly.The confinement was chasing after me (both machines were mine!!), so it became TF vs. TF, and finally relied on Optimus Prime to use the robot dinosaur as a plug-in, and won the final victory.

This once again proves to us that there is no good end to confessing in an inappropriate way (…).

In any case, the war has been won and everyone is still alive, which is already a pretty good result.The ambulance breathed a sigh of relief after treating the injured.Knowing that his self in another world also helped a lot, and after accepting engineers as apprentices, he also responsibly decided to continue teaching engineers and become a qualified master.

Of course, there are some small episodes in which Optimus Prime decides to become an American citizen.

The reason is embarrassing. Optimus Prime justly stated that according to the Romeo and Juliet law, dating from the larval age is not considered a crime against minors, so it means that it is legal for him to associate with Bumblebee.

Although I haven't read the law, the ambulance firmly believes that this thing is definitely not used in this way!Don't use a mechanical excuse to attack our little soldiers who have just reached the break-in period, leader!

Optimus Prime put on an ambulance, you hit me, I can bear it, and you beat me up if you are angry—a heroic and righteous attitude.

The ambulance looked at the leader silently, and finally sighed.

"Forget it, Bumblebee is Bumblebee, it's better than Megatron. Chief, you haven't dated Megatron before, have you?"

"..."

Wait what does that silence mean! ! !

"No, forget it, I'll get to the bottom of this matter. But leader, you are too impatient, can't you wait until the bumblebee has passed the break-in period?" That's reasonable and legal, why bother!

"No, you didn't know Bumblebee killed Megatron once."

"Huh? Bumblebee? So what?"

"Although it was a sneak attack, Megatron has defeated him. I know Megatron very well. He has a preference for the strong, and his taste is very close to mine."

"..." The ambulance was extremely stuffy! "But Megatron died, didn't he?"

Optimus Prime replied gently: "We think so every time, don't we?"

"..."

"It seems that the principle of attacking the strong first, and the rogues later, seems to work everywhere!" ——The human engineer couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Real Rescue remembered that black TF, and couldn't help shivering.Is that guy dead?He should be dead!He's not Megatron, so he shouldn't come back from the dead suddenly, right?

Hmm... It's better not to think too much.The real rescuer wiped off his cold sweat.

12.

Finally, with Lafite's unremitting efforts, our device was finally completed!Restart, explosive reaction, our cunning rescuer has finally left this quiet and harmonious (relativity) world and returned to his own world!Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!

... Congratulations! !What's happening here! !

The ambulance, which was pressed to the ground by a body that was a circle bigger than itself, with its arms twisted backwards, and the gun barrel on its head, couldn't help but twitched the corners of its mouth.

"What the hell are you guys doing, Perceptron, and Megatron!!"

"—Ambulance, are you back to normal?!"

Only then did the rescuer notice that other people were there, but they all retreated 300 meters away, including their captain Rodentus.

Um?Isn't the bound one under Rodimus' feet Tongtianxiao?What's the situation! !

"Question, how much Cypriot did you spend in the bar this week?" Perceptron asked quietly.

"Zero, I swipe someone else's card every time. Damn it, let me go, you bastard!"

Perceptron retracted his gun and nodded, and Megatron let go of the doctor.

"I said, what the hell is going on, why do you look like, um, you just went through a war?"

The ambulance watched the crowd curiously while moving its joints.Oh, look at that, it's like being run over by a crazy robot dinosaur.Tsk, besides the joints, the circuits all over my body are sore. Is this a beating by Megatron?

Everyone looked at the ambulance silently, not knowing where to start.

"Actually, you suddenly went crazy before, Ambulance." Rodimus first explained, "Then you took some medicine and suddenly became a Hercules, subdued many people, and even persuaded Lao Tong to join you Come on, you know, you were like a SUPERMACHINE at the time, and suddenly you..."

The ambulance made a stop gesture and asked Rodimus to tell him that he would not understand what was going on until tomorrow.So the ambulance looked at Megatron - oh, what a sad fact, the most reliable of the whole ship turned out to be the former Decepticon leader, how does this make him face Pushen!

Megatron answered very understandingly.

"It's like this, before I boarded the ship, you seemed to be occupied by another world's self-this is what the sensor told me. At first, the other world's you were very honest, but I don't know what Drift did to irritate you So he synthesized a super energy body in the laboratory, and became very powerful after drinking it. That you occupied the radio room, saying that the ship's wind was not right, and it needed to be severely rectified from top to bottom. This sentence moved Tong Tianxiao who had been wanting to rectify but was unable to do so, so the two of you joined forces to rectify the Xunguang, launched a coup called the "Wrench Revolution", and detained the captain Rodimus..."

After hearing the wrench revolution, the ambulance couldn't help but spray.It's all about what!

"and after?"

"Later, your armed revolution was very successful, allowing this ship to be completely ruled by you, and implemented a series of policies that made the crew's life worse than death. Oh, one of them aroused public resentment, so the crew rioted. I happened to board the ship, So they contacted me, rescued Rodimus, and overthrew your dictatorship—to be honest, Ambulance, your formula is very good, and it took me a lot of time to knock you down, because you didn't carry out any special transformation of the body .”

The ambulance rolled his eyes: "Don't think of using it in the military as soon as you see it, you are a complete Decepticon. I will ask the sensor to help improve the formula of the super energy body, so that we can synthesize new energy. In other words, What exactly is the revolutionary policy you just mentioned to arouse public grievances...??"

Megatron looked at the grief-stricken TFs with pity on his face.

The ambulance followed his gaze, oh, Pushen!Excuse me, but he just noticed that this is really...! !

"Pfft! Hahahahahaha!!!"

"Stop laughing!" Butianshi pointed to his lower body with grief and indignation, "Quickly untie these chastity pants for us!!"

"Actually, I think it's good to keep it... Haha, hahahaha!!!"

Ambulance feels that he in another world is really talented!Have the opportunity to get to know each other better! !