[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

Actually, Sasser really shouldn't be doing more than that, really.

He doesn't have to do anything, the universe will really be destroyed in minutes.

Because, right now, outside the door of his laboratory, those 'warriors' who were supposed to slay 'demons' were looking at each other fiercely.

"Why are you here?"

"Coincidence, coincidence, what about you?"

"Coincidence, haha, coincidence."

"..."

silence.

Continue to be silent.

The ambulance originally posted this message on the public channel:

[All TFs related to sound waves have been brought to my attention!Now there is a light bulb face named Shockwave, who has taken the world hostage and threatened Soundwave to be with him, otherwise the universe will be destroyed.Now Soundwave is on his way, ready to sacrifice ego.Listen to all TFs related to Sonic, stopping Shockwave's plot is your last chance to win back the beauty's heart!You can figure it out! ! ] Therefore, when these TFs came by coincidence, and coincidentally "coincided" with each other, they were full of consternation and vigilance.On the one hand, they don't want to reveal to their companions/friends/enemies/colleagues/lover that they are part of a huge harem that has been soaked by sound waves; Watching each other, stalemate outside the door.

"What are you all doing here, not going in?"

A TF who just arrived asked, everyone was shocked, it turned out to be Professor Perceptron?

"Perceptor, why are you here??"

Drift was stunned, how could even the sensor...? ?

"First, I'm interested in the instruments that destroy the universe. Second, I'm also in the universe, okay? I have to confirm that I won't be destroyed. Third, I have the handle in the hands of the slag of the sound wave. What's the problem? In other words, Didn't you come here to save the universe, Drift?"

Drift froze for a moment, then nodded wildly: "Yeah, yes, um... But I actually knew Sonic, he was my best friend in the past. I don't want to sacrifice Sonic, so..."

The swordsman was so frank, but the perceptron was a little ashamed, but the shame did not last for a tenth of a nanosecond, and it was for treatment; this time he helped Sound Wave, and he was done with the past.

All the TFs suddenly realized that there is another trick, by the way, to save the universe!Yes, how can the universe rest in the hands of a TF?We are here to save the universe! ! !

However, before their camouflage plan was launched, Sound Wave and the ambulance arrived.

Yes, they arrived together.

One thing I would like to remind is that the ambulance, which is an ambulance, cannot fly.

The deformed form of the sound wave is an airplane.

So, the shapeshifting form was the plane that arrived on the scene with its tentacles wrapped around an ambulance.

……

"Ambulance! What's the matter with you and that slag!! Why did you broadcast those things on the public channel, why did you know what happened, why are you with Soundwave!!!"

Forehead! ! !Seeing the first iron sheet that jumped out, the ambulance's head was big.

"Wait a minute, why are you talking to SUNSHINE!" Jack suddenly felt that the iron sheet was very unpleasant.

"What? Which onion are you?" Tin Pi was upset.

"Brickhead is right, Sonic, what's going on with you and the ambulance?"

This time it was the tape recorder who was interrogating, and he took two steps forward, not knowing who to beat.

"Hey, hey, calm down bro. No matter you hurt any of them, I won't just sit idly by." Drift drew his sword in time to block the tape recorder.

"Don't mind your own business!"

"The thing about Sonic and the ambulance is my business."

Probably because someone started it, the TFs who were suspicious of each other scolded each other, and then someone started.The sonic harem who scolded the ambulance was beaten by the ambulance's harem, and then the ambulance's harem was beaten by the sonic harem, and then...then the chaos reached the point where it was hard to add, a TF was squeezed into the ambulance amidst the chaos In front of the car, he almost stepped on the foot of the ambulance.

"Wacha, do you want to die from the slag?"

The ambulance conditioned reflex gave this TF a wrench.

"Ok……!!"

The TF groaned and turned around.

The ambulance panicked: "Sound wave, sound wave!!!"

The TF who frightened the ambulance bent down and seemed to want to say something. When the ambulance panicked, a wrench hit him horizontally on the face.

"Oh! Oh oh!!"

Seeing that the big man who was N times bigger than himself actually sat down on his knees with a happy expression, the ambulance was completely embarrassed.

Soundwave immediately turned his head and told the ambulance: "While beating him, ordering him at the same time, now he listens to you!"

Forehead? ?

I don't know why, but the ambulance did this, even though the thing in front of me is actually quite scary.

"Stop this gang of fighting slags, you can do it, make them stop!"

"Okay... okay... master ^0^"

Suddenly, a beautiful poetry recitation came to the venue, and the recitation was the book of Megatron.As the tone of the recitation became lower and lower, many TF tinders couldn't move because of the pain, so they had to stop.

"Okay, okay, stop!"

With a wrench from the ambulance, the reciting TF stopped.Other TFs just noticed that TF, he is, he is—

"Tane, it's DJD's Thane!!!"

Immediately, all the TFs finally calmed down completely.

"Why, what happened here?"

Megatron and Optimus Prime also rushed over, seeing that all the TFs in front of them were in a panic, Tarn was kneeling at the foot of the ambulance with an ambulance wrench on his face, and Sonic was about to open the door and enter Shockwave's The laboratory + such a scene, the two leaders were quite surprised.

"No, nothing, Optimus Prime."

The ambulance quickly retracted the wrench in its hand and coughed, as if it wasn't his wrench that hit the DJD leader just now.

Megatron is worthy of being Megatron, even if the poisoning is not completely cured, he has already seen what is going on in just a second.

"It's obvious that your ambulance's harem is in conflict with my intelligence officer's harem, take care of your people, Optimus Prime."

"The harem? What's the matter, Ambulance, I remember when Ironhide and Jack were fighting a while ago, you just told me that you don't actually have a date, they are all friends just a little misunderstanding?" Optimus Prime was surprised.

The ambulance harem is shocked and hurt, just friends?Don't have a date?Ambulance, you...? ?

"Is that so, it was only a while ago that the sound wave explained to me that those who are related to him are all the people he is serious about, how come he has so many slags!!!"

Megatron's words shocked Soundwave's harem, what?So you're really serious about dating?Wait... How could he have so much slag! ! !

"ambulance!"

"Sonic!!"

Well--! ! !

Facing the two leaders, the ambulance and Sonic were completely paralyzed.

……

...Okay, I'm just narrating, and logic dictates that I shouldn't interject, but do you remember how many minutes are left in the lifetime of the universe? ?