[Transformers] Once upon a time there was a machine

1.

"Baffle, let me ask you, this... oh, I'm sorry, I know, I'm sorry to trouble you, goodbye."

Seeing another TF who wanted to get close to the barrier, but ran away as if he had realized something, the barrier turned his head and saw Cyclonus standing behind him.

"Well, Cyclonus, don't mind, the TF who met you for the first time didn't even know that you are actually a gentle person."

Thinking that TF being frightened away by Cyclonus's very Decepticon appearance would hurt his friend's self-esteem, Baffle Haoxin comforted him.

No, you are wrong.In fact, my heart is also very violent.

Cyclonus, whose finger hadn't left the hilt of the sword, couldn't help but think this way.

This is the fourth time, the fourth time today!Someone somehow wants to get close to the baffle!Since the baffle made a great contribution and saved everyone, he turned around and became a starlet, and many TFs he knew and didn't know came over.This damn light-seeking ship shouldn't be docked at this interstellar port to get these troublesome things on board! !

"But I don't know if it's my illusion. Many TFs look at me strangely. That's definitely not worship or praise. Did something happen when I didn't know?"

Baffle stroked his chin and raised his head to ask Cyclonus. Cyclonus folded his arms, expressing how could I know.

"Okay, okay, I'll go find out."

"Wait a moment."

Cyclonus stopped the baffle and let the little guy walk to the door by himself?joke!Who knows what those guys are thinking about the baffle?

"I'll go and find out, you continue what you should do."

Baffle smiled, and he knew that Cyclonus was hard-spoken and soft-hearted.

2.

Cyclonus was extremely thankful that he was the one who investigated this matter himself.

When he checked and asked about Xiao Zhuge, he happened to meet Alloy Shield (computer geek) who was also there.

"So you don't know~~" ^v^~~

The pair of eyes under Xiao Zhuge's mask are very curved.

Alloy Shield gave Cyclonus a strange look, and beckoned him to pass.

It turned out that Xiao Zhuge was using the computer to show Alloy Shield something, Cyclonus walked over to look at the screen, and almost spit out a mouthful of engine oil.

It was an interstellar forum, so famous that even an ancient and conservative TF like Cyclonus had heard of it.This forum seems to be famous for being able to hide the IP of all log-ins, which means that anyone can speak freely on it.

Everyone on the forum communicates with each other in various languages. There are many boards. Of course, there is also a Cybertron planet board.Under the Cybertron planet plate, there is actually a sub-version of Xunguang, which has already shocked TF, not to mention that this sub-section is quite lively!There are all kinds of gossip above, and obviously the members of Xunguang have also participated.

Little Zhuge showed it to Alloy Shield, and Alloy Shield showed it to Cyclonus. It was an article with a tag like 'The plot is purely fictitious, what should the author do if his brain is too big, please break~~', as for the content...

"Who wrote this!!!"

Cyclonus directly drew his sword to hack the computer, but fortunately little Zhuge rescued his treasure quickly.

"Ahhh, what are you doing, the computer is innocent!!!" Xiao Zhuge, holding the computer tightly in his arms, cried.

Alloy Shield had to stop Cyclonus: "Forget it, it's all random nonsense they wrote."

Cyclonus resented: "You won't be angry after seeing it?"

Alloy Shield: "Well, actually, I think it's well written, and I want to show it to Clockwork—ah, of course I'd better forget it!!"

Facing the sharp blade on his neck, Alloy Shield thinks that the person who knows current affairs is more handsome (it is Junjie!!).

"I said you have to be so angry, it's just a joke." Xiao Zhuge complained intentionally.

Alloy Shield had a faint headache, he had a premonition that one day he would be killed by this cheat!

"No no no, of course it's not just a joke, this is a very serious issue! We will delete this post immediately, clarify the problem, and eliminate the negative impact from the root!!"

Little Zhuge finally came to his senses when the sword had already cut into his helmet, and accused him righteously: "That's right, this author is too irresponsible! Who wrote this, how can he write it indiscriminately? We must find out Him, teach him a lesson!"

So Alloy Shield coaxed and persuaded, and Cyclonus finally withdrew his sword and left.Little Zhuge's legs went limp and he went back to the stool.

"Damn it, the reaction is really big! It's just a little wife-swapping stalk!"

That's right, that article was about the CP of the crew of the YY Xunguang, but the content is really heavy-not only pairing the current emotional relationship with the completely bright Hurricane and the fender, but also pairing the alloy The pair Shield and Clockwork are written in as a couple, which perfectly describes a wife-swapping stalk.

"It's no wonder he is angry. Most people will be angry when they are written like this, right?" Alloy Dun smiled wryly and patted Xiao Zhuge who was still in shock to comfort him.

"What about you? You're not angry? I wanted to admire your face change!" Xiao Zhuge was surprised, after all, the Hurricane X alloy shield was in the wife-swapping stalk, and the shield was the one below! ! !

"How should I put it?" Alloy Shield told Xiao Zhuge seriously, "My first reaction after reading this article is that this is the type that Clockwork likes, and next time I can read it with him before disassembling. PS, this article One thing's true, Clockwork is an evil little Autobot."

Among other things, have you ever seen someone who asked your current husband to follow you to find your ex-husband?Let me tell you, clockwork can do this justly! ! ! !

Xiao Zhuge covered his face helplessly, brother, you are finished (you were eaten to death by the clockwork).

Alloy Shield: "Ah!! Not good!!!"

Little Zhuge: "...??"

Alloy Shield: "Clockwork just said to teach the gymnastics of the baffle machine, because the baffle has just recovered, and the body is still very stiff!!! No, I have to save Clockwork!!!"

The alloy shield was not wrong, when he rushed down the baffle and the door of Cyclonus's room, he happened to receive the spring that flew—no, was thrown out from the open door.

"Oh!! You crazy!! Why did you throw me out all of a sudden!!! I haven't finished teaching yet!!" Fatiao couldn't help cursing.

The alloy shield heaved a sigh of relief, very good, he was very thankful that the mainspring was not cut into wire by the angry Cyclonus.

"It's okay, Clockwork, I think Cyclonus means that the fender is too tired and needs to rest. Let's go back, I got some high-purity from the tire, it tastes good?"

Sure enough, Clockwork's attention was attracted.

Alloy Shield was extremely thankful that Cyclonus was calm enough to understand that he and Clockwork were also victims.

You must know that in that article, the clockwork is above...

3.

The author of the article did not find it, and the deadliest people on the ship also noticed Cyclonus's murderous aura that almost materialized, and they had to think twice before approaching the fender, and only dared to approach it if they had sufficient reasons.

But it was strange to say that Cyclonus wasn't angry if someone was friendly with Baffle.

That person is the ambulance.

It seems that Cyclonus assigned the ambulance to the reliable/non-dangerous/harmless range in his heart.Probably because the ambulance saved Baban's life, and he knew better than anyone else the deep friendship between him and Baban.

Oh, although Cyclonus himself felt that this might not be called friendship anymore, he still stubbornly put the term friendship on this relationship.

However, there are also a few life-threatening goods.

"I said, Baban, you'd better move in and live with me." Bi Li persuaded in a low voice.

Baffle was surprised: "Huh? Why do you say that? I thought you knew that Cyclonus is not a bad person!"

Bibi nodded: "I understand. At first I persuaded you to live with me because I misunderstood him and thought that he was a pure Decepticon on the outside as well as on the inside."

Baffle: "Then why...?"

Deviation: "The reason is different now! It's because your relationship is too close, so I'm worried that you will suffer! You didn't see the forum..."

Baffle: "Forum?"

Deviation: "Oh, no, it's nothing. In short, he is dangerous, dangerous in other senses, you'd better not live with him!"

Cyclonus finally couldn't bear it and walked over, and gave him a fierce stare away.

Deviation: "Anyway, anyway, if you change your mind, tell me anytime!"

Baffle: "What's going on? I always feel strangely deviant. Is he hiding something from me?"

Cyclonus: "That's your illusion."

4.

"Look who I met, little scout?"

Duolu approached the fender very familiarly, his eyes narrowed into a crescent shape.

"Let me buy you a drink, little star."

"Oh? There's nothing like a celebrity..."

Even though he said so, Baban still blushed and took the cup filled with liquid in Duolu's hand.

"I said, why did you..."

At the beginning of Duolu, he chatted casually with Taiban. At first, Taiban concealed that he was pretending to be a bomb disposal expert, but in fact it was just a matter of cleaning cars; Although he likes the matter of glory, he thinks it is far less important than the people around him and sincerity.

This is obviously very appetizing for Luolu, he likes honest TFs, who hasn't made mistakes?It's the mistakes that make those who seem great seem more real and more relatable.He admired this little TF very much, not everyone can admit that their past was wrong - neither Megatron nor Optimus Prime, they both feel that they are still right, at least for now.

Cyclonus folded his arms and looked coldly at the scene in front of him. He wanted to walk over the barrier from the very beginning when he was trying to pour wine for him, but he remembered that the barrier blamed him for scaring those who tried to get close to 'them'— Oh, those 'men' are actually superfluous, those guys just want to get close to the fender——the kind TF, Cyclonus had to endure it patiently.

However, some TFs just don't get on the road.

"Can you lift your chin, little TF."

Even through the mask, you can tell that Duolu's smile is sticky.

"Ah? What did you say?" Baban thought he had heard wrong.

"I said lift your chin. I usually do that with people I don't know very well, but..."

"Bang!!!"

Baban and Duolu were taken aback, they turned their heads together and saw Cyclonus walking towards them step by step with a sword in hand.

"Which precept have we...have we broken?"

The two TFs shivered at the same time.

5.

Fortunately, the 'disappearance' of the Xunguang made everyone panic and fled in a lifeboat in a panic.

When he saw the baffle on the same escape boat, Duolu smiled and tried to approach again, but he was met with a fierce look, and Cyclonus, who would definitely smash his corpse, stared back to his original place.

"hurricane?"

I don't understand the baffle, is there a problem with seizing the road?Could it be...he is a Decepticon? ?

"I said bro, don't get me wrong, I just want to be friends with Baffle."

Duolu spoke again unwillingly, obviously the little TF aroused his interest to a certain extent.

"His friends must be reviewed by me."

Cyclonus said something coldly that surprised even Baffle.

"Cyclonus? What are you talking about? Why are you..."

"Why do you want to review other people's friends? You are a little too lenient, aren't you?" Duolu couldn't help complaining about the baffle.

"There's no reason. I won't put my Tinder partner in danger or unhappiness in any way, so you can get out."

Yes, for Cyclonus, this was really the most devious and direct reason.In order to save Baban back then, he donated the fire to Baban, and now half of what is burning in Baban's chest is his kindling!Do you need any reason to protect your tinder?

However, what he didn't realize was that the TFs, who had been fleeing nervously and completely threatened by panic, had been watching their movements at some point, and finally fell silent for a moment because of his words, and then burst into laughter and applause.

Even Duolu was in a daze, as if frightened by him.

"Congratulations, congratulations to the bezel!"

"Cyclonus, you are so bold! Come here while you are in trouble!!"

"Promise him the baffle, promise him!!!"

... What is this with? ? ?

Cyclonus was in a daze.He looked at the baffle, but found that the baffle was surprised at first, then backed up a few steps with a blushing face, and ran behind the Cybertronian closest to him, hiding himself.

Cyclonus was so nervous that he almost slashed the sword, my god, the baffle, the one you used as a shield, but... but...

"It's better to talk about it face to face."

The huge TF grabbed the fender with both hands and lifted him in front of Cyclonus.

"Now, now is not the time to talk about this! We are in a crisis, let's talk about it after the crisis is over!!"

The baffle kicked a few times and was put on the ground by that TF.

"you……"

Originally, Baffle wanted to blame that TF for being troubled, but when he looked up, he immediately pulled out his gun.

"Why is it you!! I know, is it your fault that the spaceship disappeared?!"

The topic turned so rigidly that the people around didn't react at all, they just looked at them and continued to watch.

"Oh, that's enough, baffle, that's enough. I mean, like you said, wait till it's sorted out."

Cyclonus awkwardly snatched the gun from the flapper's hand.

"How dare you raise a gun at Megatron...Your steel frame must be stronger than anyone here."

A TF laughed and teased, while giving Cyclonus a meaningful look.

I'm sorry to directly respond to the confession, but it seems there is still something to be done, bro, keep working hard!

Despite the crisis, the members of the ship felt a sense of relief and warmth.

Winter will pass, and spring will come.

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Intelligence officer destroys the universe in 25 minutes【KUSO】